Absolutely retarded option

What is it like to have two more sons overnight, one and two look very similar to their father, and they are very clingy.

Cold I will not be shaken.

"You know that you are no longer part of the Hakka who beat the enemy."

"Yes, from now on I will be Gerudo Dora."

"Aranaika Dole."

do not do that.

When I got up from bed early in the morning, it appeared in front of my eyes, the first option for today.

[As a girl, the first choice in the morning is good for physical and mental health. Choose ① Let’s meet ② Go to hell]

At this time, I can no longer hide the fact that I am a philosophical girl.

The second one is definitely not an option, but the first one seems to be very dangerous. I chose 1 with trembling fingers, because there is no choice for 3.

In an instant, my surroundings fluctuated like a lake with stones thrown into it.

"Student Dao Leyan, what are you in a daze for?" The dean of students was looking at me angrily, probably because he felt that I had violated his authority, you idiot. "Do you know how much your behavior this morning has hurt Ohashi? Or do you want to be expelled?"

It turned out that we really met each other.

"I do not want."

"A review of at least [-] words, and a public apology to Daqiao."

"You really don't understand girls' minds. No one mentions this kind of situation. It's the best courtesy to the person concerned." I know I'm back to the day when I lifted that woman's skirt. What, since you can manipulate Time to bypass this stubble.troublesome.

The dean of students who was ridiculed by me had black eyes. He must have lost a lot of hair tonight.

Hair loss is like the first taste of the forbidden fruit. Once it starts, you can't stop the car.

I shrugged my hair and left the dean's office.

On the way, someone called me, "Dao Le Yan! Xiao Yan!"

This orange-haired girl with extremely flexible movements is my friend, Chio Mitani.

Diguang Wuhei ranked fifth.

The name of the other world is—Blood Painted Butterfly.

Bloody Butterfly

She started acting aggressive when she was ten meters away from me, and the action and gunpowder are very suitable.

"Hey, Dorakuyan, I heard that you did a big thing at the school gate, to that woman Ohashi Mitsuki."

I am familiar with Sangu Shangqian's pretentious routine, the reason why I got along like a fish in water in the hunter is to imitate her, and maybe also imitate Accelerator, "Yeah."

"Dole, don't forget to attend the group meeting today."

"Understood, blood-stained butterfly."

Teiko Goku, the four other than Haizaki Shougo are hardcore buddies.

I, dole.

Chio Mitani, Bloody Butterfly.

Imamura Kohei, Cannian Pond Noodles.

one left……

"Where's Biqigu? Why haven't you come yet?" Sangu Shangqianxi sat on the chair in the middle, lowered her head slightly, and asked like a big boss.

Imamura Kohei held the girl manga in his hand and read it with gusto, "Is that guy always lonely?"

"Are you qualified to say such a thing?"

Hikigaya Hachiman came in from the back door, "I just like to live a group life while keeping my own space and watching from the sidelines."

"Yo, Hikigu." X3

"..."

Why would you mix with these three people?Hikigu Hachiman thought.

It seems like fate.

"No!" He shook his head vigorously.

"What are you doing, Qi?"

A few of us laughed and laughed.When I was enjoying my hard-won youth, I forgot the children who were waiting to be fed in another world and the brothers who beat the enemy and kept messing up.

Just when I thought my life was going to go back to normal... not quite normal, the absolute option still occupied my mind, and it still played a role when it came to the basketball team.

But as long as I am not in the Hunter World, this kind of daily life is really just daily life for me.

At this time, I have to lament the power of human adaptability, just like Sakata Gintoki said, after being bitten by Dingharu, he has no fear of any monsters.That's probably how it feels.

However, just when I thought that this kind of daily life would accompany me until I was old, I even had a dream, dreaming that Haizaki and I had become old people, and I laughed at him that the hard parts were already soft Well, even if I raise a teddy, I can't comfort his lost youth and his mother... But why did I appear in a forest when I woke up.

There is also the one standing in front of me with red hair, no eyebrows, and dark circles under the eyes. He raises his right hand in the gesture of a milk dragon waving. In front of his line of sight is a passer-by who is hung in mid-air by the sand. The little brother is terrified. Extremely, when he saw me, he yelled at me, as if he was calling for help.

What are you doing, you look like a combatant, you have the backbone of a combatant, and when you die, die happily.

I want to withdraw.

I don't want to get involved in any incident.

But the little panda has already noticed me, he threw the passer-by face aside and manipulated the sand to roll towards me.

【Choose, ① Face-to-face attack ② Dead Forest Parkour】

Ever since I left Hunter World, my ability to read has been blocked. No, I didn't know how to read.It's just that I can't summon the 2-meter-long Datachi, and I also lost the magic eye of death. Now I am a fighting scum. If I fight head-on, I don't want to die too fast, so I chose 8.

So, this boundless and vast forest immediately turned into a straight road in my eyes, although there are many obstacles on the road, such as counting stones, hurdles, monsters, monkeys, elephants, and running trains, etc. But it's a little too unnatural for the train to leave here, to appear here?

I don’t know if others can see it, but my legs started to run involuntarily. At the beginning, I ran relatively slowly. The little panda was only a few meters away from him in the sand, and I was so scared that I ran forward desperately. , Running and running, my speed increased.Oh oh, I see a skateboard in front of me, I have to get a skateboard!

Kankuro and Temari followed Gaara quietly, fearing that he would accidentally release Shukaku and see a woman suddenly appear in a blink of an eye, and Gaara quickly abandoned the ninja from Otonin Village, Manipulate the sand to attack her.

That woman is definitely not Gaara's opponent, ninjas don't need to be merciful, anyone who appears in the forest of death may be a potential enemy, but this woman was not seen during the exam, not a candidate, nor an examiner, How could it appear in the forest of death?

When the two were thinking about the identity of the woman, Temari found that the woman was running towards them at a very fast speed, dodging left and right and completely avoiding Gaara's sand.

Gaara was behind, chasing her relentlessly, why did she run towards them!

Should the two of them take action to stop this woman?If stopped, would Gaara be mad at them for meddling in his fight?

Temari thought a lot, the woman was only a few meters away from them, and for a ninja, this distance can be crossed in just a second.

She tightened her shuriken, and she still doesn't know what ability this woman has, so let's focus on temptation first.

However, she knew at a glance that they were ninjas from Sand Ninja Village. Why did she see... joy in her eyes when she saw them?Could it be a lunatic?

The woman jumped in front of Kankuro three or two times, and Kankuro didn't know what kind of ninjutsu she used, and Kankuro instantly became a stiff puppet.

The woman stepped on Kankuro's back, and Kankuro ran forward quickly on all fours!

Temari: ...

There are such evil ninjutsu in Konoha Village!

Finally got the skateboard!

I was so excited that I felt as if I was going to cry, the little panda will definitely not be able to catch up with me now.

Passing through the woods here, the front suddenly became clear, and it was time to use the skateboard.

I jumped off the skateboard.

A creature named Erzhuzi fell from a tree and fell into my arms. I subconsciously reached out to catch him.

Very heavy, weigh it.

On the side, Kankuro also broke away from the terrible state just now, and quickly distanced himself from me with lingering fear.

But my princess was holding the second pillar, but her eyes were fixed on that strange creature with elongated neck.

This, isn't this Orochimaru? !

The blond-haired fox boy and the red-haired civet cat boy blocked my retreat one after the other, and there was a bi|sex big|tits black-haired stunner staring at me coldly, I think he just wants to be dissatisfied!Treat XXOO as a desire to create!

Zuo Erzhu hurriedly jumped up from me and covered the tooth marks on his neck.

I looked at the pair with probing eyes|sexual big|milk black long straight, give up, two subjects have no future, even if you want to mark him, it is useless.

Orochimaru looked at Gaara and me with full interest, Kyuubi and Ichibi, blood eyes... really excited him.

The blond fox boy rushed towards Zuo Erzhu with hands and feet, "Are you all right, Sasuke?"

I said coldly, "Has he been marked by that person?"

Fox Boy: "What...?"

"Mark." I patiently explained, "The gland on his neck was bitten, right? And the other party's power has been injected into his body. Do you feel a foreign body has invaded?"

Sasuke nodded with difficulty, "Yes..."

Me: "That's right. You are temporarily marked."

Fox boy and Xuelunyan boy looked confused, they remembered that Orochimaru said it was a curse seal, mark... what is that?

"Although the name is different, my version is more accurate. He bites your neck, and the pheromone is injected into your body through the teeth. However, this marking is temporary, but during the period of being marked, you will be thirsty for it." he……"

Sasuke: That man seems to have said something similar, that you will eventually come to me because of your thirst for power.

At this time, Erzhuzi was still very proud and unwilling to accept the power of the third party from outside, he gritted his teeth and asked, "Is there any way..."

"Yes." I answered decisively.

"What is it?" Fox Cub asked.

"you."

"Me?" The fox boy pointed at himself like a silly dog.

"That's right, you're going to use your pheromones to overwrite that long-necked man's pheromones."

Fox Boy didn't understand but still blushed, "I, what am I going to do!"

"Plunk your canine teeth into his neck."

Er Zhuzi pushed the fox away with his backhand.

"Sasuke!" The fox cuddled tightly around Xuelunyan's waist, "You can't give in!"

After speaking, he looked at me, "But I don't have canine teeth."

"No, you have."

"..."

The fox boy suddenly thought of tailed beast.The Tailed Beast has canine teeth.

Er Zhuzi struggled desperately.

"Kyuubi, lend me your power."

Kyuubi enjoyed watching the play.

it is good.

Two tails appeared behind the fox boy, and his face began to transform like a fox, with canine teeth coming out.

"Sasuke."

Xuelunyanzi struggled desperately.

Haruno Sakura was dizzy, as if she had seen "Kikage".

The fox's canines penetrated deeply into the glands of Xuelunyan, and the strong fox scent pheromone instantly defeated the snake's pheromone.

The fox cub felt a sense of conquest.

Me: "..." Oh my god, why did they believe it?Is there really such a thing as glandular pheromones?

Definitely an absolute option.