Absolutely retarded option

[Congratulations, Your Excellency, for becoming the king of the king, please come up with a unique slogan ① From now on I will stand above the sky ② I am the enemy of the universe ③ The king?I am no longer. 】

Well deserved!

I seemed to know that Eugenie had given the small treasury to the nephew who should have been thrown into the urinal and drowned, and I clutched my chest in pain.

①The words are quite familiar. It seems that they appeared once when choosing the slogan "Draw a knife"?Why are you still here?Replace it with "I'm so good that I won't make you feel pain" can't you?

②Yesterday, the captain of a super high school-level ghost soldier team managed to pretend to be 13, and the scale of his lines was off the charts, and he used it in a blink of an eye.

③...It's really hard to describe. Do you still remember the lines of a fantasy novel ten years ago? How about showing off your memory?By the way, I still remember that this sentence was said by a handsome man named Bai Hechou.

1, 2, 3, choose.

Choose 1. If you don't choose, I feel that he will find a chance to appear.

From now on, I will stand above the sky, our righteousness has no haze, Dao Le Banquet, drawing swords—shout out inexplicably feels very suitable, as if it is said by the same second-year-old disease.

I was invited to the lair of the second child of the Seven Kings, the King of Gold. This old man who was three-pointed like my natal Hasebe when I was young, so why should I grow old?

"The worst thing is that the world can't keep it. Zhu Yan Ci Jing Hua Ci Tree. Since ancient times, beauties are like famous generals, and the world is not allowed to see gray hair."

I said to the old man.

The old man's Chinese is still good, but after he understood it, he turned into a black question mark face.

"Are you the king?"

"Yes."

"There are only seven kings."

I sneered, "Isn't it all up to the Dresden Slate? A thing that can bestow human power, do you think it has no consciousness of its own?"

Does the slate have a consciousness of its own?

The news made Guochang Lu feel uneasy.

Although I don't know why Shi Ban chose the eighth king, but he is willing to repay Daole Banquet with kindness.

The Dresden Slate has been lonely lately.

If he calculates human life and silicon-based life, his lonely time will be ten times longer.

He really misses the space gem, the mind gem, the reality gem, the power gem, the time gem, and the soul gem, the six little brothers.

That's right, he, the Dresden Stone, is the boss of the seven infinite gems in the universe!

Dao Le Yan: I will really add drama to myself.

As soon as someone came in on the slate, pink and tender pink flowers appeared immediately, like cherry blossoms blowing snow.

Of course, Dajue on Guochang Road is invisible.

I don't know why Slate is so happy.

'Guochang Road!Guochang Road! '

Thinking about the looks of other kings, I couldn't help feeling a bit of disdain for the slate.

'Eh?Who is this person, why does she have my power on her body? '

I muttered, "Fusangshen resides on the stone slab."

Fusangshen? !Isn't that a monster in Japanese legend?

Dao Leyan: "Actually, I am your father"

slate:……

Leaving the slate's boudoir, Guochang Lu Dajue asked: "I don't know what kind of king you are?"

The king of coercion, soulless!

How can I say it?

"And what you said about choosing a successor..."

Yep, and this thread.

"I think Zhou Fangzun is very good."

And let him and Xiao Zheng be companions.

"Zhou Fangzun is the Red King, this..."

I waved my hand: "There is nothing wrong, am I not also the king?"

So the small bar where the red group is located

What is it called the red group? Isn't the red army more compelling?

Also, where does Dajue live on Guochang Road? The gap between the rich and the poor is also too obvious for the kings, right?

I heard that Zhou Fangzun was often arrested by blue uniforms for damaging public property?

It's unlucky to get mixed up to this point.

"Dark Continent?"

The blond cowboy poured me a cocktail, non-alcoholic.

I glared at him murderously.

"Don't look at me like that, Miss Dole is not yet of age, is she?"

The old lady started to act aggressive after three months of birth, she could drink a thousand cups without getting drunk in four months, and she could save the world in five months.

The blond cowboy poured me a glass of wine.

"thump!"

How dare you poison me!

"Is this drunk?" The blond cowherd was a little dumbfounded, "Zun, let her lie on your bed for a while."

"En." Zhou Fangzun nodded lazily.

I had a good dream.

That was when I was taking swimming lessons last year, I sank to the bottom of the swimming pool with a rock in my arms, and took off Shogo Haizaki's swimming trunks without any mistakes.

I laughed loudly at Haizaki who was furious, and the devil was shaken by my laughter!

The relationship between me and Shogo Haizaki was formed at that time, and since then, every time Huizaki saw me, he wished he could kill me!

What, it seems that I really saw his little earthworm, how can I see it under the water without a microscope?

You stare at Kise's beautiful body anytime and anywhere with such a hungry gaze, don't think I didn't see anything!

The eyes of the people are discerning.

When I woke up, I smelled a faint smell of tobacco on the pillow and the quilt. After rounding it up, it was a manly smell. Once, I wanted to have this smell very much.

After I folded the quilt, I came down wearing Chiwang's big shirt.

I don't know why the clothes that girls think are normal are deliberate temptations in the eyes of men.For example, black stockings are just socks!It doesn't make any sense at all, but some men can be tempted as black si, and I don't know if their brains have been kicked by a donkey.

"Cough, cough, cough!"

The blond cowboy coughed like an old smoker.

"Miss Dole, put on your clothes."

Cowherd said as he handed me a shopping bag, which is a famous brand. It really deserves to be the top brand of the Akazumi, which is to be careful with women, which is absolutely beyond the imagination of ordinary men.

"thank you very much."

Niulang gave me a strange expression, as if he stole the clothes of the Seven Fairies and found that the queen mother with drooping breasts was bathing in the river, what a bastard who didn't understand the beauty of mother-in-law.

"What's wrong?"

"It's nothing, I just think you are very talkative."

After all, I was a beautiful and beautiful high school girl a year ago. If I had to add an adjective, it would be—the savior of a super high school girl. In fact, I am just an ordinary person.

I went upstairs with the bag to change clothes. I have to say that Cowherd really knows women very well. I like the clothes I bought. If he gave you Lolita clothes, I would smash him into the bottom of the earth.

After changing clothes and coming out, the Cowherd asked me if I would like to listen to the missionary lecture on "How to Be a King".

Rule 1, the king must have his own clan.

It's my brother.

"I have many younger brothers."

It’s not me bragging, I, Dao Leyan, was born three months ago and started pretending. I have been unstoppable for 15 years, and the 13 pretended to be arranged can circle the earth.

Rule 2...

"Okay."

I don't have the patience to listen to his nonsense anymore. This is such a bad place. I want to go to a place with cute girls.

At this time, the phone rang, but there was no caller ID, "Hello."

There was a noise over there, like a human body being disintegrated into pieces and blood being wiped.

"Mom, I'm Aranaika."

I was very calm, "How long is the song?"

"Gorudot's two legs were broken and they were stitched up at Maggie's. A swarm of ants came to Meteor Street."

When a group loses its king, a second queen will be born quickly for the continuation of the race, giving birth to a king.

I left an address for Zhou Fangzun, and told him to go to the Dark Continent to take my place after he thinks it through, provided he can really find it.

I fell rapidly from an empty island at a height of [-] meters. Because Galileo did an experiment where two iron balls of different weights fell at the same speed, when I jumped off the empty island, I met someone who was doing the same free fall as me. Beast Kaido.

The breeze here can't mess with my clothes and hair that violate physics, "Hello—" I greeted Kaido.

Kaido looked at me silently.

choose

[①Kick Kaido flying ②Kaido kills you like a mosquito]

Looking at Kaido's huge tonnage, I have no fear, and I can kill monsters bigger than him.

Before doing it, I said to Kaido: "Be strong, if it hurts, eat more sweets."

Then I lifted a leg that was not as thick as Kaido's fingers, and lightly hit Kaido's face, his nose to be precise.

I was born three months... let's not talk about this, I kicked my nose with a force that can penetrate the earth, Kaido blinked slowly, and then the whole face was sunken, and I was spared at superluminal speed After the planet pierced through the red earth continent, it smashed into Mary Gioia.

It is said that hundreds of Draconians died.

I landed safely and lightly on Meteor Street.

A boy who looked like a shrunken version of Kiya was dancing among the ants with a knife.

It looks like a real sword must kill.

All undressed.

"mom!"

Hei Changzhi's son rushed over happily when he saw me, but unfortunately I didn't have a teething stick for him.

"Aranaika."

"I heard you divorced Yi Ermi?"

"Have you decided to be with Uncle Qiya?"

Everything and what.

"Do not."

"You have another man?"

The me in his mouth seems to be some kind of flirtatious woman.

Very annoying.

"If so."

"I hope you are happy, Mom." Yifa looked at me seriously, and chopped up the ants that rushed up with a few knives.

I can't see where you want me to be happy.

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I, Dao Le Yan.

A second-year student at Teiko Academy, this year should be his third year.

The reason I missed a year of school was because I became a savior.

And had two children as a result of inappropriate behavior.

Not twins yet.

This makes me a little square.

Now I am waiting with my eldest son in the stronghold of the Phantom Brigade, waiting for the thief Maggie to stitch up my younger son Qi Gen's broken leg.

It can be said that I and the Phantom Brigade are deadly enemies. Before that, I snatched the little yellow book of reading ability from the boss of the Phantom Brigade.

"In exchange, the thieves are easily handed over."

This condition is easy to say, thieves are very easy to let me step on the table.

"no problem."

The thief easily returned to Kuroro Rusil's arms crying.

"Long time no see, your hairline has moved back by three millimeters." My eyesight is no joke, and any slight change can't escape my eyes.

And Nobunaga, the prematurely aging swordsman, firmly held down the cute short man. I walked up to him and compared my height with him, and said very regretfully: "You didn't listen to me and buy some milk. Come drink? I haven't even grown three millimeters."

I meditated and whispered: "Is it because there is no relationship with breastfeeding..."

Feitan angrily broke away from Nobunaga's restraint, and opened the pirated Yetu small umbrella at me, and I said, "Even the umbrellas are pocket-sized children's models."

What a super high school-level dwarf.

Whenever I met the Phantom Troupe, I didn't need to speak first with the absolute option. I learned to answer quickly, and I did what the absolute option might let me do first.

Three times, five times and two times snatched the children's small umbrella, while Fei Tan's clothes were shredded into the wall.

Glaring at me like a ravaged daughter.

I know how upset he wants to kill me but can't.

No way, this is life.

I took out a bottle of Russian yogurt from the backpack I was carrying, charcoal-flavored, grabbed Feitan's little hand and stuffed the yogurt bottle into his hand, "Drink a bottle every day."

"good."

I don't want to see the expressions of Fei Tan and the other thieves.

Maggie finally sewed up Geluta, and this boy who also looked very similar to Kiya was lying on the tattered bed like a rag doll, and at a glance, he knew that the bed must be full of bacteria and viruses.

Even if I'm in good health... wait, what am I thinking!What do these two children who are at most ten years younger than me have anything to do with me?Why should I worry about them, am I crazy!

Absolutely retarded option must have unknowingly affected my brain!Let me have a good impression of Geliudao and Yifa!

Unknowingly, I was | manipulated!

Wake up, Dora Yan, you are only 15 years old, and you still have a great youth, if you knew it, you would not go to Teiko, and go to Sakakino Academy with my childhood sweetheart Makoto Ito.

But before going to Sakakino Academy, Makoto accidentally received the admission letter from Hope Peak Academy, and was tempted to go to Hope Peak Academy with a full scholarship, and he doesn't know what is going on now.

I'm really worried about him.

I don't know how many girls have been entangled. Cheng Jun is just too gentle to refuse any request from a girl.