Absolutely retarded option

It is more difficult to raise children when they are older.I ate a bit of ashes, and walked back resentfully.

On the road, I met Marko, a phoenix whose age does not affect his appearance. "Hi." I greeted listlessly.

Marco didn't want to let me go so easily, and stopped me with his hand, "Talk?"

I said proudly, "It's you, Marco." (One Piece tone)

Marko: It wasn't like that when you and I were having sex just now.

"Talk about Ace."

He knows how to handle me.

It really doesn't look like a brain school.

Come on, Dad will give you the honor of chatting with One Piece, and Marco took me to the commanding height watchtower of the Moby Dick.

The wind is a bit strong.The girl shivered.

Marco took off his coat when he saw that I was cold. He is a phoenix who can set fire, but he can't be cold.

The question is will the proud One Piece take over the men's clothes?

——The proud One Piece wouldn't think so much.

Marko: "I know you're not Roger's reincarnation—"

what? !

Ninety-nine out of [-] he is lying to me in Calm Dao Leyan!

"Marco, I am tired of repeating so many times."

"I have evidence."

What kind of evidence does he have, if he has the ability to show it, I watched him calmly and waited for him to come up with the evidence. Marco took out a secret object from his pocket, and my face turned ashen.

A packaging bag for a disposable product.

Do they even rummage through the trash can?

Marco muttered, "And you smell blood on your body. There are many crew members with a keen sense of smell..." For example, murlocs.

I am heartbroken.

so exposed

Ten minutes later I was in the Moby Dick dungeon.

The jailer, "It's strange why she didn't resist?"

Of course I want to resist, even if I jump into the sea, I can still live, but the absolute option actually seals all the abilities of my father, and even adjusted my physique to the level of ordinary people!

I clutched the black lacquered railing and cried loudly.

Unexpectedly, I, Dao Leyan, pretended to be a lifetime, but today I was pecked in the eyes by a phoenix with miscellaneous hair.

I endured the pain in my lower abdomen and gritted my teeth at Marco. He is a big pirate with a bounty of almost 10 billion, so why did he just rummage through my trash can!And when I threw out the garbage, it was still wrapped tightly in a bag, and he actually went through it so wretchedly~!If another person found this kind of thing, his mouth must be closed tightly, and he would not utter a word if he was beaten to death.But Marco turned it over and brought it in front of me. Could it be that Ace is really so important to him that he doesn't even care about his reputation?

At the same time, Marco stood in front of Whitebeard nervously.

White Beard asked unexpectedly, "What evidence did you find?"

This made Marco question, he could talk freely in front of the prisoner, regardless of his face, but he was rarely ashamed in front of his father.

Ace on the side also looked different.

Marco felt his body and face were on fire, wishing to be reborn from the ashes.

"...It's not very convenient to say." After all, he is an older bachelor who has been single for more than 40 years.

Marko is the captain of the first team and the ship's doctor on board.He has many beautiful female nurses and doctors under him, and he sent a beautiful nurse named Gina to treat me.

I didn't wait for Mark or Ace to come. Instead, I waited for a big sister with a hot body. The big sister had a bold personality and said, "Captain Marko asked me to come and see you. Are you sick to your stomach?"

The big sister who is also a sister knows my physical condition very well.

Gina opened the prison lock casually with a clear look, put down the medicine box and put me on the bed. Do you want to be so enthusiastic?Her warm little hands touched my firm belly, the old man couldn't help but blushed, and his phantom limbs faintly started to move.How nice it is to be a man, not only can you sleep with the man you like, but you can also sleep with the woman you like.

"Your hands and feet are cold every few days, right?"

I nodded. I have seen many doctors about this question. The doctor talked about congenital body cold, so I can only pay attention to maintenance at ordinary times. ?

And there is no mall at all in the absolute option garbage system, otherwise a single pill will not cure all diseases.So far, he has given me a rejuvenation pill, and was kindly given to All Might by this fairy. I don’t know if All Might has eaten it. If he can think about eating half of it, he will keep half of it. up.

Sister Gina said, "Your body is very healthy, and there is no hidden wound in your body."

After diagnosing the condition, she looked at me curiously, "I heard that you can have a [-]/[-] split with Hawkeye Mihawk?"

In fact, I am serious that Hawkeye is not an opponent.

Although the big sister is just a support staff, she has seen countless strong people, and Dao Le is such a beautiful little girl, but she can fight [-]-[-] with the world's number one swordsman. How can she not be curious?

I scratched my temples shyly, of course I was pretending.Dad has been acting aggressive since he was three months old, and he has never known what it means to be shy in the first hero.But after all the abilities are sealed, he will be an ordinary person with a relatively strong physique, maybe even sister Gina can't beat her.I'm in prison again, and I don't know what the Whitebeard gang will do to me.If you can get a little more news, you can get a little more news.

I said to Gina pitifully, "Marco brought me here, what do you want to do with me?"

Gina didn't answer my question directly, but asked me why I was so powerful, why I was caught by Marco and didn't even fight.

This question caught me, and I shook my head to get rid of the influence of the doctor's sister's beauty. I was thinking about how to answer her, and suddenly I had an idea - I took a closer look at the doctor's sister's beautiful face, let With a turbulent figure, Marco sent her here to paralyze my willpower, isn't it a beauty trick?

Think about it, when a person is alone and locked in a cell, suddenly there is a gentle, beautiful and sexy big sister who is also an angel in white and asks for her health. No matter how hard-mouthed a villain is, her attitude will soften.It is normal for doctors to like patients and patients to like doctors.Could it be that Gina is the spy or agent of the Whitebeard Pirates?

Seeing that I was silent, Gina didn’t continue to ask questions. Instead, she went to the kitchen. Although this cabin is a prison, it has all the household items except the iron cage. It’s not like a prison but like a small apartment. As for the cage, it’s probably a special hobby... Oops, I seem to have found something.

Sister doctor, boiled hot water, boiled a large bowl of brown sugar water for me, and brought it to my mouth.

It's no wonder that so many important figures from the enemy have all fallen under the pomegranate skirts of Miss Agent, they really know how to catch the enemy's life when they are weak, and hit them with a single blow.Now I feel a little bit like hugging my young lady and complaining. Back then, I was also a girl who couldn't even unscrew the bottle cap.How can a beautiful lady be a thief!

After feeding, my doctor sister said that she would come to see me tomorrow morning and left. I watched her leave.

The angel in white, Gina, immediately reported to Marcona, "The prisoner didn't say anything."

I guessed right that Gina was indeed a spy.

Marco nodded, "What did you all say?"

Gina repeated everything in detail, "When I asked her why she was arrested by you without any resistance, she seemed very embarrassed. I think there seems to be some secret in it. And...," Miss Gina Hesitatingly said, "I touched her body so soft that it doesn't look like the body of a master." Those masters with extraordinary skills are all in good shape, and they will definitely not have soft stomachs, "That prisoner, limbs Limp and limp, not at all like a rigorous workout."

Marco suddenly realized that he had made an empirical mistake. After seeing my strength in Marinford, he never suspected that there was a problem.

So he went to Captain 12 to find Yizang. , "You go and try her depth."

So that night, a big guy in women's clothing was ushered in my cell.After all, I am a kind person. Before I speak, I have to go over my head and ask him seriously, "Am I calling you Mr. or Ms.?"

It was the first time someone asked Yizang this question, and he froze.

"Up to you," he said.

"Okay, Miss Yizang."

I guessed right, he really prefers the title Miss.

My IQ is as high as 280 and the analysis is running rapidly. Sister Yizang seems to be a person with gender cognitive impairment, and I have a very common language with me.

Vicissitudes said, "I often feel that I should be a man."

He shivered to hide himself.

I opened my mouth quietly, and said in a tone of painful reminiscence, "Since I was a teenager, I have been troubled by gender. Everyone says I am a girl, and I know I am a girl, but deep down in my heart, I want more Being a boy. As I grew up and became more gender-conscious... I realized I didn't want to be a woman. But in my hometown, a religious country, it was forbidden."

Sorry everyone at Whale Island, I have to hack you.

"The priests in the village said that I was possessed by the devil, tied me to that cross, poured ice water on my body continuously, and wanted to drive the devil out of my body... When they found that this method didn't work, Started whipping me again, hoping the pain would give me victory over the devil."

Yizang showed empathy.

Yizang left the prison with mixed feelings, and found Marco: "I think she had the same childhood experience as me."

Yizang was very clear about what happened to Marco as a partner when he was a child, and he was silent when he heard the words, "I know." How to deal with Daole is his biggest headache at present.Dad said that he is too old to care about anything, and Ace's attitude is also ambiguous. Why is everything on him?Marco turned into a phoenix helplessly and flew into the sky, really wanting to fight with someone.

I was crying with joy in prison, Absolute Option finally contacted me!

"Brother Jue, Brother Jue, can you hear me?"

[I heard]

The absolute image is impatient.

"Can't I leave yet? Our task is to dominate the East China Sea."

Brother Jue said coldly: The system is wrong.

Oh shit.Another system error!When you want to cheat me, you can find 18000 reasons casually!

"Can we discuss it? I don't mind a sex change, but can you prevent me from losing my memory? Amnesia is so painful."

[I think amnesia is very interesting. ]

Retarded option!Never considered my mood!

[It is said that there are so many opportunities that you have not shot at women. ]

After all, my sister, I just took care of it.

The absolute option quickly recommended me a copy of "After Sex Change, I Became a Stallion". With trembling fingers, I clicked on this novel, opening the door to a new world.

As a result, I didn't sleep all night.

·

Marco said to Ace simply and rudely, "You provoked people, and you deal with them yourself."

As he said that, he handed over the power of life and death to Ace. Ace didn't expect his trusted elder brother to treat him like this, "No, I..."

Marco rolled his eyes, you kid still has an opinion.Without giving Ace a chance to refute, he patted his ass and left.

Ace learned the trick of procrastinating on his own, and avoided seeing me, or other people couldn't stand it anymore, so he reported the matter to Marco. As the big brother in charge, Phoenix's instinct was to ask, but he walked halfway He folded it back again, so he didn't want to care about it!He is also an old man who is nearly 50 years old, and it is time to learn from his father to take care of his life.

I seem to have been forgotten by the Whitebeard Pirates. Except for three meals a day, I have not seen a single person. After half a month in prison, it seems like a prisoner who has been locked in a small black room for a week. , a nervous breakdown.

When the food delivery person came over, I yelled, "I can talk about everything, I know everything, and I can't stop talking, get me out of here quickly!"

Not long after, my son came over.I screamed miserably, "Ace..." Ace's shaking all over now must have reminded us of the happy time our father and son had spent together.

Ace didn't want to come at all, but it's not a problem to procrastinate. The Whitebeard Pirates believe that those who don't work don't eat, and everyone has opinions on raising a white rice.He opened the door and sat in front of the cage, "Just say what you have to say."

Me, "I haven't seen you for so long, you seem to have lost weight."

Ace stood up and made a gesture to leave immediately.

"Wait, sorry, I was wrong!"

Ace didn't look back but stopped, "Explain."

Aww, how do you explain it, saying anything is superfluous. Do you want me to betray Brother Jue, who am I?I will never betray him!

How will dad get back?

The IQ of 280 seems to be useless.

——Brother Jue, speak up!

choose

[①Actually, I’m Lu Jiu’s friend ②I’ve always liked you ③I’m your half-sister ④I’m Lu Jiu’s younger sister]

嚯

As soon as the absolute option comes out, I feel at ease.

The time paused, I stood up and counted the little freckles on Ace's face, I will call you Brother Freckles from now on.

This time the absolute option is not a complete moth, the four options are very lukewarm.The first thing to rule out is 2, I have a crush on you so I don't hesitate to pretend to be your father and want to be with you?Too doggy 2!The remaining three options unsurprisingly revolve around Lu Jiu, and we will analyze them one by one.

1 Lu Jiu’s friend, Lu Jiu died 20 years ago, how old I was then, how old I am now, maybe there may be a setting of longevity species, but it’s a bit risky.

3 half-brother... emmmm, is it to tell Ece Roger that he is a philanderer who betrayed Lu Jiu or that Lu Jiu is a mistress?Isn't Ace, a training mother, crazy?What will happen to me this 'guilty fruit'?Can't choose either.

4. Lu Jiu’s younger sister, who is barely old enough, should be the old daughter of Lu Jiu’s parents. No one knows who Lu Jiu’s parents are, and it is impossible to know if Ace is not mentioned in the original book. Since it is an absolute option It will surely come true.

Think it over.Choose 4.

Time resumed flowing, Ace sneered, "Have you figured out how to lie to me?"

I smiled, "Ace, I'm your little aunt."

Ace's eyes were red.

Not the excitement of seeing loved ones.