Absolutely retarded option

I am on the Moby Dick, and Edward Newgate looks at me like this ╮(╯_╰)╭.

The godsons under him looked at me like this →_→.

Ace was afraid that his poor old man would be frozen. From time to time, a big fireball would be sent over to warm him up, but due to the huge difference in strength, the fireball couldn't hurt me at all, so I just didn't avoid it, don't, my dear Baby son, even if you do it as soon as you see Dad, Dad still wants to see you.

I played hide-and-seek with Ace on the Moby Dick. At the beginning, Ace's hide-and-seek skill was not very good. I was worried that he would hit the wall and die if he was hiding.

Always not seeing the baby, I locked myself in the cabin and sulked. If this continues, when will I hear Essie call me daddy.

Many people on the white beard ship looked at me and conveyed a meaning - you have been on the Moby Dick for so long, you should leave.

I pretended I didn't see it, since I have a thick skin anyway.

Recently, the Moby Dick's upwind direction is not right. The minions gathered together to whisper, the officers also whispered, and the captains whispered even more.

The look in my eyes has another layer of meaning besides wishing me to leave quickly.I can't figure it out. If you want to ask something, just ask it. You have to hide and choke. It makes people happy.

This morning I looked in the mirror with long silver hair brushed to my waist. The handsome young man in the mirror was extremely alluring. Neither the Great Sea Route of the Four Seas nor the New World can produce such a demeanor. Only the outstanding Whale Island can. Raise a man like me.

After being intoxicated by his own beauty again, he grabbed a member of the Whitebeard Pirates and interrogated him, "The way you look at me is a bit strange recently, what happened?"

The leader of the Whitebeard Pirates is very upright. Although he is only a low-level crew member, he still has the pride of the Pirates. The tattoo on his back is much bigger than Ace Sea. He said forcefully: I don’t know anything. ! "

Hey, it's been a long time since anyone dared to be so tough in front of me.

I nodded appreciatively, and took out an oiled paper bag from my bag. Inside the oiled paper bag was a mooncake made by myself, which was far more delicious than ordinary mooncakes sold wholesale in Luoge Town.This is the overlord mooncake with five kernels among mooncakes, and the word “authentic” is hidden in every crumb. No matter how many kinds of mooncakes with fillings are introduced, mooncakes with five kernels will always be the queen of the mooncake.

As long as I don't die for a day, I will be a concubine forever.

I held the moon cake, shook it in front of my nose, and asked with a smile, "Do you want to eat it?"

Xiao Luo couldn't help sniffing, it smells so good.

When the mooncakes of the East China Sea Gourmet Empire spread to all over the world, everyone rushed to grab them like crazy. Because the supply was small, everyone broke their brains for a piece of mooncake. Those who can grab it are more or less capable, especially those who are not In remote areas where the mooncakes were sold, the price of a piece of mooncakes was ten times higher than that of the unscrupulous Erdao dealers.Xiao Luo once had the honor to eat a piece, and the lingering taste is still unforgettable. He suddenly remembered that Daole was the helm of the food empire in the Eastern Han Dynasty?

I added fire, "Compared to the mass-produced qualified products in the factory, this mooncake is made by myself. The taste is a hundred times better than those produced by the assembly line. Don't you want to try it?"

I'm also depraved, and I have to rely on moon cakes to seduce an ugly guy who I can't even see.

I signaled him with eyes that men can understand, "If you don't pass the word to the ear, I will never say that you told me. Look, I don't even know your name. You have nothing to lose by telling me. How about it? There are five mooncakes, all of which are for you."

I couldn't help swallowing, my eyeballs followed the mooncakes, but I still said stubbornly, "I'm a crew member of the dignified Whitebeard pirate ship, I will be tempted by this little food, my god, it smells so good !"

The scent of five moon cakes is so tempting, it's only natural that I can't resist it.

Unless there is no sense of taste, no one will refuse the temptation of food. Music is the bridge to communicate with the world?Music is far worse than food.

I simply stuffed a piece of mooncake into my minion's mouth, and he chewed it whole twice before swallowing it, and then unconsciously unbuttoned his belt with a sage expression on his face.

I kicked him away in disgust. A big man actually took off his pants in front of another man. It doesn't matter if he is good-looking, but how dare he take off his clothes in public if he is so ugly?

I don't admit that it's a problem with mooncakes at all, why didn't I have any accidents?

They are rare and strange, and they have never eaten delicious food.Just like a prisoner released from the prison who hasn't seen a girl in 800 years, seeing Ruhua feels that he looks like a fairy, hey, didn't I insult Wuren Mooncake by saying that?

I'm sorry, Wuren Mooncake Empress, I slightly offended you.

After being kicked by me like this, Xiaoluo came to his senses and looked at his half-taken-off pants and screamed, and said in a timid trembling voice, "What kind of magic did you cast?"

I said it's not a magic trick, it's just that the mooncakes I made are too delicious.

Min Luo was shocked, there is such a delicious food in the world.

He looked greedy at the five five-nut mooncakes left in my hand.

"Can you talk now?"

Minoro said vigilantly and expectantly, "You won't tell others that I said it?"

I said dissatisfiedly, "Who do you think I am? This old man is the reincarnation of One Piece. He is a big shot at the same level as your captain, Whitebeard. How could you not keep your promise?"

Xiao Luo nodded, but when he remembered that the man in front of him had been chasing each other with Captain Ace for several days, made a fuss, and even called Captain Ace a baby with a sad face, he couldn't believe it.But I really couldn't resist the temptation of the five-nut mooncake, so I gritted my teeth and told the truth.

So and so, and so and so, "That's it, you can give me the moon cake."

My eyes were empty and I gave the five-nut mooncake to Xiao Luo, and Xiao Luo ran away quickly.

I beat my chest and stamped my feet, how could I forget this?

Onepiece has long been divided up by Rayleigh and others.Raleigh, my good brother, was a life-and-death friend and shared weal and woe for decades.Surely it wasn't Raleigh's fault!

I gave up on myself and brainwashed myself, most likely it was instigated by that woman Xia Qi!

Lei Li is such a good man, he is enough to be a brother, to be loyal and to be bloody, but as the saying goes, a hero is sad to be a beauty, and the wind blows by the pillow:

Roger died when he died, but the big secret treasure was left there, and no one could find it for a while, so it's better to take it back and share it among everyone.We big guys have been following Captain Roger for so many years, and finally found a onepiece without letting the flowers go. Once the pirates disbanded, everyone went their separate ways.Everyone ran around with Roger, without wives or children, thinking that the evening scene would be bleak, and there would be nothing to do without any money.

No, Lei Li would definitely not betray me so easily, there must be another reason for it—could it be that Xia Qi was pregnant?

A man like Raleigh may be able to refuse a woman's unreasonable request for the sake of brotherhood, but once the woman is pregnant with his child and cries miserably, he may not be able to refuse so simply.

After all, he is a responsible man.

Not like me.

Brothers are like siblings, and women are like clothes.

The previous life was really rubbish.

Maybe it wasn't a short-term thing that Lei Li betrayed me. Xia Qi didn't know how many years of hard work she had done to force Lei Li to divide one piece.

I couldn't help but excuse Rayleigh, he didn't betray me voluntarily, after all he has to support his family.I heard that he was poor as a coating worker in the Chambord Islands, and he was often deliberately captured by slave traders to sell himself to make money.

It's also my fault that I was patronizing myself to die, but I didn't expect to leave a way out for everyone.At that time, I was probably thinking that everyone is also a world-class powerhouse, so they must be able to figure out a way out.I also don't think that everyone spent most of their lives on the pirate ship and didn't have any basic skills except fighting.Cooks, doctors, and carpenters must have a good life, after all, they are craftsmen.Those fighting factions are not good enough. If they are not pirates, they may have to be bodyguards or thugs or make offerings.While fighting back then, everyone should be urged to learn their skills.I, the captain, have failed in my duty.Everyone must have thought of splitting onepiece at a critical moment of life and death.I have no reason to blame everyone.

The fact that onepiece was divided up by the Roger Pirates is a top secret within us, and we must not let outsiders know, so that everyone thinks that onepiece is well placed in Ralph Drew.

In case Lu Fei finds him, after all, he is my own person, and I have a way to make him shut up.

Yes, just do it.

I don't care at all about how dishonest the other teenagers who are looking forward to running to the sea to become pirates and to find onepiece are, after all, I am not a kind and honest person from the East China Sea.Even if I did this kind of thing, it is impossible for the folks in Whale Island to know that after I go back, I will still be a good man and a good neighbor in everyone's hearts.

Staying on the Moby Dick with nothing to do, I let someone buy some tough grass to skillfully weave handicrafts. This craft has melted into my blood, and I feel itchy when I don’t do it for a while.It is said that I have never worn a straw hat that has been made for so many years. After all, the appearance does not match the straw hat.

Although I am sure that I am the reincarnation of Roger the One Piece, now I have some solid evidence: Roger the One Piece also wore this straw hat back then, and later he passed the straw hat to Shanks, and Shanks gave it to Lu Fei, no wonder no one taught me I learned the technique of weaving straw hats without a teacher.It turns out that I was also a straw hat lover in my previous life. Although I like straw hats very much, I am so handsome now that I am not suitable for such a rustic and down-to-earth decoration like a straw hat.

White Beard said that since I like weaving straw hats so much, how about weaving one for him?

It's a good idea, people who don't know think we are some kind of good brothers.At the beginning, Whitebeard was my strong competitor when I became Pirate King. Time has passed, although he is too old to watch, but my precious son has a wish, that is, let Whitebeard become Pirate King!White Beard is really clever, my son was actually won over by him and took his heart out.

Besides, you are too big to wear a straw hat.

The white beard on the other side called Ace into the room and asked him if he believed what Dole said?

Ace looked complicated, "I don't know."

The man with the white beard is old and mature, so it is natural to see that Ace wants to believe on the one hand, but can't believe it on the other hand.

After all, he is still a child, and only the white beard dares to call the big pirate with a bounty of hundreds of millions of Baileys a child.

He touched Ace's head, and his huge palm could wrap Ace's hairy head completely, "You and him are so stalemate, there is no way, even if he is not Roger's reincarnation, he must know about your parents There are many things, you might as well get in touch with him, and you will arrive at the next island soon, when the time comes, the two of you go to the island together and find a chance to have a good chat."

Ace will not refute what Whitebeard said. The last time he refuted Whitebeard was that Whitebeard disagreed with him single-handedly chasing Blackbeard Tiki.Because he was the captain of Blackbeard Titch, and his subordinates killed Sage, he believed that his responsibility was the most serious, and he had to chase Blackbeard back with his own hands.After learning the lesson of the battle on the top, Ace became a lot more honest, and he would do whatever Whitebeard asked him to do, without refusing at all.

Be nice.

After docking the next day, Edward sent someone to tell me that he had created a chance for me and Ace to have a good talk. How could that old man with white beard be so kind?My first reaction was to suspect that he had ulterior motives, but I was very eager to have a good talk with Ace, so I just let him do the trick.

The island where the Moby Dick docked is called the Island of Lies, and on this island, any lie will be invisible.

For years it has been called the Isle of Truth, because the opposite of a lie is truth.The island is full of countless lies. The island deceives people all the time, but people cannot deceive others.

Ace understood that the purpose of the old man's sending the boat here was for him to talk to Dole.

The moment I set foot on the island, I felt uncomfortable, as if my natural enemies existed on the island.I couldn't help shaking my body to expel the strange feeling.That feeling is not a threat to my existence, but some kind of ominous omen.

The economy of the island, which is full of lies, is unexpectedly developed. There are hundreds of thousands of permanent residents, and the products are cheap and rich. It is also a holy place for lovers.But the men and women who come here full of joy always leave with tears, because most of their lovers will show their true colors on the island.

But even so, tourists are still coming and going. People who want to use the island to test their lovers are not confident in their feelings.

After walking a few steps, I felt a little dizzy, but I broke out in a cold sweat under the huge sun hanging in the sky.

Ace walked behind me seven or eight meters away and didn't seem to want to walk side by side with me. Seeing me staggering and hesitantly approaching but still two or three meters away, "Hey, are you okay, why do you look so ugly? ?”

I rubbed between my brows, "This makes me a little uncomfortable."

A skinny man who looked like a tour guide approached me with a smile on his face, and his eyes lit up when he saw me, "Aren't you Mr. Dole? It's an honor for you to come to this island. I don't know if I have the honor to serve you You lead the way."

If he changed his body and returned the dog skin, he must be a talent to lead the way.

"Okay, sorry to trouble you."

The man didn't expect a big man like me to be so polite to him and even more smiling, but this time there was more kindness in the smile, [-] points out of [-].

"This island is called the Way of Lies, also called the Island of Deception and the Island of Sincerity. The animals and plants on the island can deceive humans, but humans cannot deceive each other. So it is also called the Island of Sincerity. People come to the island to prove that each other is true. A trustworthy person, but most of the time the results are always unsatisfactory." He stopped in front of a towering tree, which looked like a ginkgo tree, but the leaves were silver Bright, as if it were real silver.

Could it be a cash cow?

"The mistletoe tree is a famous item on the island. Lovers who kiss under this tree will be hanged by the tree if their love for each other is not sincere."

The money tree looks imposing and handsome, not like an evil tentacle.I didn't expect there to be such a bad taste, and it really doesn't matter what a person looks like.

I turned around the tree, but I didn't see any tentacles making a move. Could it be the roots?

The tour guide said, "Of course, not only lovers can stand under the tree. As long as there is emotion, no matter what kind of emotion it is, it can be tested."

My eyes lit up all of a sudden, I took a few steps to the tree and greeted Ace, "Come here."

The tour guide recognized Ace, and I also recognized Ace, and I immediately thought of the incomparable battle of Marin Ford more than a month ago. Is it true that Dole is the reincarnation of One Piece?Seeing the captain of Whitebeard's second team, with a slightly awkward expression, oh my mother, I didn't run away from this matter!Discovering the big secret made him want to bounce around fiercely.

Me: "Dad is going to prove to you that my love for you is true."

Ace has been secretly paying attention to the situation here. The guide said that trees can hang up hypocritical people, and he heard it.

I solemnly looked into Ace's eyes and said, "Ace, Dad is sorry for you, but Dad loves you."

Although Ace looks carefree, he is actually a restrained type who wants to bury his feelings deep in his heart.

Three seconds, five seconds, ten seconds, the mistletoe tree was motionless, its silvery leaves glistening in the sun.

I hugged Ace excitedly, happy like a father standing outside the delivery room.

Reflexively, Ace wanted to push the man who was holding him away, but he didn't.

This warmth was what he longed for most in childhood. Although he had Garp, Luffy, Sabo, Dadan, Whitebeard and a group of brothers later, he still missed his parents.

I hugged my dear son with tears in my eyes, and the tour guide was also moved, tears of crocodile flowed from greedy eyes.

In the next second, the entire island began to tremble, as if Gaia, the God of the Earth, was angry.

The island of lies has a mountain god.I don't know how many years ago, this island ate a devil fruit - the fruit of lies.He senses lies, creates lies and reacts.

"The mountain god is angry!!" People said in shock and fear.

"Whose lie is so huge that it makes the mountain god so arrogant!"

Ace let go of me, the ground under our feet cracked instantly, the mistletoe tree instantly came to life, opened its blood-red eyes, waved thousands of roots and stared viciously at me, as if devouring a small world of creatures Magic weapon, spraying sap at me and yelling, "Liar!!!"

His voice was louder than Rab's, and many ordinary people were stunned instantly.

"fraud!!!!"

The incarnation of the mountain god pointed at me and roared angrily.

I am innocent, and there is no one more honest than me in the world.

Ace looked at me suspiciously.

Mountain God: "Every word of yours is a lie, your existence is a lie! It's so disgusting, I feel like throwing up when I see you!"

You are an island, how can you vomit?Spit one and show me!

Damn mental retardation!

Me: "Ace, there is something weird here, let's leave."

The Island of Lies is a scenic spot in the New World. Ace has been here many times, but he has never heard of any mistakes in the Island of Lies. He kept silent and distanced himself from me, "I want to hear what he said. "

The mountain god is the island that ate the devil fruit. For many years, he has relied on his instinct to judge good and evil.

A bell-like voice sounded, "I ask you a few questions, and you have to answer me."

If you say you are fat and you are still panting, you really think you are an island.

Do it, for the sake of my precious son.

I nodded indifferently.

Mountain God: "First question, your name."

I replied without thinking, "Dole."

The mountain god said angrily, "Lie!"

I thought for a while and said, "Gold Roger."

The mountain god said angrily, "Lies are all lies!"

Ace's face was very ugly, and I quickly explained, "The island of lies must be controlled by unknown people. They want to drive a wedge between our father and son. Don't be fooled by him."

Ace still didn't speak.

Damn, this island is so cheap.

Mountain God: "Second question, your gender."

I sneered, I still need to ask, "Male!"

The mountain god waved the branches, and several of them almost hit my face, "Lies! It's all lies!"

Now I got the handle, "Ace, look at what I said that there is a problem with coming to the island. Could it be that the old man is a woman?"

This time Ace is on my side, gender issues can never be a lie.

At this time, the drastic changes on the island also affected the Moby Dick docked at the pier.Whitebeard and his gang disembarked one after another and rushed towards the source of the vibration.At a glance, I saw two people standing in front of the incarnation of the mountain god.

Marco turned into a phoenix and flew over, asking, "What happened to Ace."

Ace twitched the corner of his mouth, pointed at me and said, "This man told too many lies, which made the mountain god angry."

Marco picked a few phoenix feathers on his head.

Ace, "But the mountain god said that his gender is also a lie, something is wrong."

Marco, as the uncrowned deputy captain of the Whitebeard Pirates, also realized that something was wrong.They have been together for more than a month, and many girls on the Moby Dick secretly agree with him. Such a man full of male hormones, who dares to say that he is not a man.

His first reaction was also that the mountain god was under the control of someone, and wanted to attack the Whitebeard Pirates or Ace.

Marco's face was ugly.

After the war, the reputation of the Whitebeard Pirates was unprecedentedly strong. At this time, there are still young people who are eyeing the Whitebeard Pirates, which is really ridiculous.

The mind of the mountain god may only be as big as a child of a few years old. When he saw these people, they didn't believe him. The magic mirror was sent to him, "This mirror can reflect the truest face of a person!"

After speaking, he threw the mirror in front of me.

The old man just looked in the mirror this morning, a 360-degree perfect man with no dead ends. A perfect nine-headed body of 1 meters... wait, what's going on in the mirror!

In the mirror, there was a 1-meter-tall young girl with red waist-length curly hair and breasts slightly smaller than women in this world. She was wearing a skirt that only covered her thighs and a black tight-fitting vest.Exudes the breath of flesh|desire!

I opened my mouth wide in surprise, and she opened her mouth wide in surprise too.

Ace, Marco, and other crew members of the Whitebeard Pirates who came later also saw this unbelievable scene. The one standing in front of the mirror is obviously Dora, but who is the woman in the mirror!

Marco leaned over and stood beside Daole, and Marco's figure suddenly appeared next to the woman in the mirror!

There seems to be no problem with the mirror... What the mountain god said just now is that this magic mirror can reflect the true face of people!Could it be...

Everyone shook their heads vigorously, as if water had entered their brains.How is it possible that Daole is a woman?It's too funny, it's the biggest joke in the world.

Me: "The island of lies itself deceives human beings all the time, but your methods are too funny."

After I finished speaking, everyone remembered that the island itself has the nature of deceiving human beings. I don’t know what method it used to turn the image of Doraku into a woman in the mirror.

But this woman is really good looking.

Marco, "I don't know how the secret enemy manipulates the mountain god...Damn it."

The mountain god especially likes to tell lies and likes to expose other people's lies, but he exposes other people's lies and tells the truth, but is not believed by human beings, but he is so angry that he suddenly throws a wrist-thick stick out of thousands of roots. The golden roots of the smacked me rather violently!

"Look at my mantra lasso!"

No pain, no pain at all, just a little itchy.

His grandma's trembling tree dared to touch your aunt's chest muscles!

(⊙o⊙)...

Eh?

"……………………"

"!!!"

What the hell!

"what?"

Why can't I look down and see my toes.

Why did Ace suddenly become so tall?

I held out my little hands with cherry pink nail polish.

All jaws dropped.

See you soon, see you soon!

The owner of the island, Dole, first created the food empire of the East China Sea, and then broke into Marie Joya and left without incident. All the senior officials of the Holy Land kept a secret about this, and only offered a reward of [-] million perfunctorily.Afterwards, Dole reappeared in Marlin Fodo, claiming to be the reincarnation of Roger the Pirate King, and was recognized by many people including Lieutenant General Garp.

The dream lover of countless women... Such a man among men actually turned into a woman in front of everyone!

I don't know who said, "Is it the mountain god who did it?"

Everyone nodded.

Let's look at that woman again. She is definitely not very old. At this time, she has a look of lovelessness + panic, as if she is really a woman...

I say Leyan, a peerless tough guy.

After being a real man for a long time, I almost forgot that I was a woman.

Wait, now is not the time to lament being a woman.The high-level army with white beards is surrounded on all sides. If you admit that you are fooling them, you will be torn apart in an instant, and you will survive even if you die!Everyone knows that if you make a mistake, if you refuse to admit it, there is still a chance of life. If you admit it, you are finished!

Fortunately, I have sufficient pretense/acting experience.

So he stretched out his hand in confusion and made a gesture of grabbing a milk dragon's claw, then pressed his hand on his chest and pinched it, and looked around suspiciously, "This is... what's going on?"

My superb performance relieved the suspicion. Everyone is a well-informed person. If nothing else, the hormonal fruit of Evakov of the Revolutionary Army has the ability to turn a man from a woman into a man. White Beard Pirate Group...someone tried it too.

Not unusual.

I laughed loudly, "It's the first time for this old man to be a woman, it's a bit strange hahaha."

Marco took it for granted, and a real woman would never be able to do that gesture of subconsciously reaching out to touch|chest.

I escaped a catastrophe by virtue of my bottomless integrity.

"The old man heard that hormones can change people's gender, but I didn't expect the old man to be so beautiful when he becomes a woman."

Ace cast a contemptuous look.

Someone in the crowd said, "Why do you have red hair when you become a woman?"

That's right, I've never heard of sex transfer even changing the color of your hair.

I shivered involuntarily.

"I don't know about this matter."

It was very weird, a young girl called herself old man repeatedly with a voice like a silver bell.

I said to Ace in a timely manner, "No matter what I become, whether I live or die, Daddy loves you."

This father is not that father.

I was extremely nervous and tried my best not to shake my legs. Is it better to pretend to be dizzy?

Ace stares at me, eyes that seem to pierce me.An Xindao Leyan is a fool, as long as his acting skills are good enough, even gods can be fooled!Come up with 100% attention!

Where did you see this face?Ace got a headache, his hair was like a flame, he was... advancing the city!

That's right, it was Grandpa and some guy who brought this woman he wanted to borrow from him!

Why didn't he remember such a horrible and ridiculous memory before?

By the way, he didn't know anything when the woman knocked the city out of the hole and poured the sea water in... It clearly happened, but it was erased from the world!

What is going on!

my son?"

The word son called Ace's soul back, this woman...he remembered.

Ace showed a sinister smile, and then smiled as innocently as Luffy, "Ah, Dad."