Absolutely retarded option

Do you know what it's like to be on a wanted warrant?

I know.

It is said that as soon as my arrest warrant was printed and pasted on the bulletin board, the girls immediately took it off and took it home and pasted it on the bedside.

Cavendish, who has just gained a great reputation, has been completely crushed by me for his appearance and bounty.Hate me so much that I gritted my teeth.

He angrily tore up Daole's reward order, "He is so ugly!"

The younger brothers of the Handsome Pirates kept their mouths shut. Back then, other pirates said the same thing about Captain Cavendish. At that time, the captain was very proud.

The younger brother wiped the board of the boat with a mop and thought, even if the captain is so handsome, he is still a layman.

When people see beautiful people, they always like to add a series of halos to them. For example, the P of a peerless beauty is a rainbow... but it is not.Believe me, it really isn't.

Tired of being famous, I lay my body on the deck.

If you are a master, you can know your chances of winning without using your hands. Im and I have a [-]-[-] split. The holy land of Mariejoya will be razed to the ground by us, and the red land will be broken in half. Why didn't he agree.Im said that the adults let me go a lot. I said that I should see the truth. He said that masters like us should not be too casual. We have to find a small dark room at a fixed time and place, and we have to send a message to the onlookers. Ribbons that are particularly easy to counterfeit are used as admission tickets, and they are fucking free, no loss.

Im said to find a good time, let me go back and wait.I believe it.Before he left, he asked me if I knew how to weave straw hats according to the ancestral skills of the D family, and I made one for him on the spot.

In name, I am a wanted criminal with a bounty of [-] million Baileys. You are not angry.I called Mary Joya to ask for an explanation. A mere [-] million Baileys is too bullying. I am sorry that I am the last royal blood of the D family. Im explained that I still have to figure it out slowly, and I believed it.I always feel like he's fooling me.Im is not authentic.I don't plan to go back to Rogge Town after reporting safety to the little brothers in Donghai. Kakasmida insisted on swimming to the New World to serve me, crying for his father and mother.Moved is moved, I always feel that he is a bit cheap.

"You don't need to come, lead your brothers well, Rogge Town and Donghai still need you, from now on you will be the head of the Donghai Food Empire."

What is a hero, the one who can afford to let go is the great hero.I don't care about any amount of property.

Kakasmida stopped crying immediately, as if he had been hit by a pie falling from the sky. Brother Daole's foundation is all his?

Money is touching.

He didn't want to keep me in an instant, "Brother, you have to cover your face when you go out to sea in the future, you are too ostentatious and recognizable."

It suddenly dawned on me, no wonder the passing merchant ship saw me and rowed away with bulging eyeballs, so they recognized me, so I had no choice but to imitate Kakashi and put on the mask... But why is it more handsome after wearing it!

It's so handsome and so specific.Not convinced.

I plan to go back to my hometown, Whale Island, to rest for a while to clear my mind. Im said that I am of the royal blood of the D family, and at the same time I am the reincarnation of One Piece.

But how to go back is the problem. I declare in advance that I am not a road idiot. When the boat capsized halfway from Whale Island, I watched the trajectory of the stars before arriving in the East China Sea. "How to go back..."

Have it.

A few days later, we arrived at Twin Point, the habitat of huge whales.

I stood on top of the whale and asked it, "Do you know how to get to Whale Island and take me back."

Rab flicked his tail blankly.Because of its relatively large size, it made a huge wave and watered me all over.

"What? You don't know where Whale Island is? Aren't you a whale?"

After I finished speaking, I patted him twice.

Rab almost cried into a 2000 million catty fat man.

An old man jumped out and scolded me why I bullied Rab, "Bastard! You are a scum who even bullies Rab!"

Kurokas scolded me with a bottle.

"Kurokas! You're still alive!" I excitedly gave him a bear hug.

The old man was dumbfounded, "Who are you and how do you know me?"

I punched the old man, "I don't even recognize me. I'm Gore D. Roger, your captain."

There is a good saying that people have seen all kinds of dogs after living for a long time, but this is the first time they have seen such a dog. He stared at the young man who claimed to be the reincarnation of Roger for a few minutes, unable to restrain himself. The place burst into laughter, "Hahahaha! This is the best joke I've ever heard in my life hahaha!"

He obviously didn't believe it.

However, I have proof.

"Back then on Sky Island, you slept with a girl named Du Lun and cheated her a lot of empty shells. Back then, you were the lover of the North Sea."

Kulocas's laughter stopped abruptly, his beard trembled, as if he had seen a ghost, "How do you know?"

"Because I am Roger and you are the ship's doctor of the Golden Jackson."

Kulocas said: "Hmph, although I don't know where you learned the old man's secret, but one thing betrayed you. That is your face. Captain Roger can't grow up like you."

You old man praised me for being handsome, so you can't say it bluntly, but you have to insult my previous life by the way...it's too much.

"I don't remember much about my previous life, and occasionally I think of something new, but I remember that you sold fake medicines for a living in Beihai in your teens and twenties. The first time we met you sold fake medicines in the fashion capital. Fake medicine, the brand says it is a secret recipe handed down from the ancestors, and the medicine will cure the disease, right?"

Kulocas is still tough, "There are quite a few people who know about this matter."

"At the beginning, you were jealous that Lei Li was more handsome than you and added itching powder to his medicine. Lei Li held back and said nothing. You thought the itching powder was broken, so you applied it to yourself, and it was itchy for three days and three nights."

Kulocas, "...everyone on board knows about this."

I smiled triumphantly, "There is one thing that only the two of us know..."

Kurokas' expression changed.

"About your illegitimate child..."

"Okay!" Kurokas said loudly.

"Now you trust me."

"I don't fully believe it." The theory of reincarnation is really too appalling.

If you don't fully believe it, then you have some degree of belief. I'm so happy.

"Your name is Dole now, right?"

"Yes, Doraku of the D family."

The D family is really a big killer, everyone will tremble three times when they hear it.

"Just now you asked Rab Whale Island, what is that place?"

I said nostalgicly, "It is the place where I was born in this life."

"I can't find my way back."

Kulocas said: "Could it be another mysterious place?"

There are many magical places on the sea, and it is not uncommon to see moving islands. In some places, time, space and time are chaotic. Whale Island may be in the gap of time.

I temporarily lived here with Kulokas, eating his food and drinking his food, and cooking a meal when I had nothing to do. Kulokas had another opinion and said that even if Roger was reincarnated, he would not be able to cook such delicious dishes. I am sure. It's Xibei who still asks me what's the purpose, and I ask back, do you have any coveted secrets in your hands?

"No!" Kurokas denied this place without 300 taels of silver.

The old man must have some big secret in his hands.

No, I have to get out.

Generally speaking, it is too easy to get something with my beauty, but this is for women, and for men, they hate me before it is too late, how can I give what I want.

I used to have the sweetest mouth on Whale Island, although as I got older, my status gradually became inferior to Xiaojie. After all, a tough guy with a height of two meters is not as cute as a white and fat child. Back then, I didn’t Opening a small shop does not know how to weave handicrafts, but relies on pleasing the elderly to support themselves.It can be said that I grew up eating Whale Island Baijia Rice.

If it was a different location, he would have tried his best to please Kurokas, but after all, in the name of Roger's reincarnation, Roger was his eldest brother, how can the boss please the younger brother, do you want to lose face?

Using the captain's coercion will not work.

I thought about it for a while, then put the thought behind me.I don't know what secret Kukas is holding in his hands. If it is of no use to me, I will not waste my time. After I figured it out, I settled down in Gemini Promontory with peace of mind.

When eating old people.

Cape Gemini has a regular merchant ship to deliver supplies every month. Although Kurokas lives alone, he does not live by drinking northwest wind. His small life is quite nourishing. After all, he is a doctor and the only A doctor is also the richest, and if he is so rich, he will raise a mistress.

The captain who delivered the supplies was very familiar with Kulokas. He looked at me while unloading the cargo and asked, "Do you have guests here?"

Listen, how hypocritical, how could he not recognize me based on my beauty and fame in the world?I clearly recognized it, but I pretended not to know it. Maybe I secretly reported my news to the navy in order to receive a reward.Although a mere [-] million berry bounty is not enough for me to grit my teeth, it is a lot of money for him.

A fierce light flashed in my eyes.

After all, anything can happen on the sea.

Just let his ship hit Rab and sink it.

Anyone who recognizes me will die.

Kulocas walked up to me while carrying things, and said quickly: Modo is also a crew member of One Piece.

I paused, and laughed a few times, very embarrassed, strange, why didn't I remember him, "He was just an ordinary crew member on the ship back then?"

No matter where I go, there are quite a lot of younger brothers, and I don’t take the route of Luffy being expensive and not expensive.Where can I remember clearly.

Kulocas smiled and said, "The captain remembers everyone on board."

Even if he's just an idiot.

Can the minion of One Piece be an ordinary minion?

I was taken aback, isn't that the same as a president who can remember the names of 5 people in his lifetime?

It is said that so many people under White Beard are his sons, does he remember?

I was lost in thought.

Suddenly, a news bird circled down.

He took out the banknotes and handed them to Newsbird, which didn’t accept them, obviously because it was too little, “No, why is it so expensive so close to the Red Earth Continent!”

"Cucko—" Newsbird showed a humane look at the poor.Does it have a good enough sense of smell to smell money?

"Could it be that you want a tip?"

Newsbird nodded.

Seller's market, I can bear it.

The news bird flew away satisfied.

The headline in the newspaper was the news that the captain of Whitebeard's [-]nd division, Fire Fist Ace, had been killed.

I saw Ace being seriously injured and locked up by Hailoushi in the newspaper, and suddenly my heart tightened.

A line of clear tears slid down from the eyes.

"Kurokas, why am I crying?"

Kulokas curled his lips, "The humidity in the south wind is too heavy recently, you should cry in the wind, I will prescribe a side drug and you will be fine after a few days, remember to wear goggles so as not to be blown by the wind."

"Oh."

I tossed and turned with the newspaper all night, always feeling that this young man who was about to be executed had a lot to do with me. I couldn't sleep, so I couldn't help harassing Kulokas, who actually made his home in Rab's belly. I don't know how such a genius idea came up.

In fact, I think it is obvious that he has no good intentions in setting up his home in Rab's stomach, because the fortress, no matter how well-defended, is usually breached from the inside.

"Wake up, don't fall asleep."

He drank a lot of wine during the day, and there are two huge bags under his eyes, "I just fell asleep, the old man, you toss me up, you think the old man has lived too long, don't you?"

"I am the reincarnation of your captain, you just talk to me like this, what respect do you have for the captain?"

"You just say you are you? What about witnesses and physical evidence? Besides, Roger has been dead for more than 20 years, and his bones are rotten. So what if you are his reincarnation."

I was so annoyed by Kulokas, who relied on the old to sell the old, and said indiscriminately, "Where is the big secret treasure I left behind? Did you divide it up after I died?"

An unnatural flush appeared on Kulocas' old face, and he burped out a foul-smelling belch.

Fuck!What a trick!

People do hiccup and pant non-stop when they are nervous!

I immediately exploded, "Okay! You embezzled the old master's great secret treasure!"

Although I don't know what the Great Secret Treasure is, but looking at Kuluokas's guilty face, he must be greedy for my things, and there are definitely a lot of them!

Immediately, I seemed to know that Eugenie had given the money from her private house to Grandet of the bastard nephew Charles, and angrily threw herself on the bed and strangled the neck of Kulocas' old chicken, wow!His neck is so thick, he is obviously an old man in his 80s and [-]s, but he still has a good body of tendons, the sky is unfair!

"Ahem, cough, are you going to murder the old man?"

"Tell me, did you think about dividing the luggage when I was alive!"

Kulocas couldn't keep up with the brain circuit of the reincarnation of the fake captain, "What luggage?"

The more I said it, the more I felt comfortable, "You don't recognize that I am Roger... Is it because my own reincarnation dared not recognize me because I was greedy for the big secret treasure!"

Well, it is said that fortresses are breached from the inside. I did not expect that I also made this mistake.

"You're a doctor. I was terminally ill in my previous life and couldn't be cured. Is it because you don't want to be cured?" I strangled Kulocas's thick neck hard in grief and anger.

Kulokas blushed, and his head grew dizzy, "I'm wronged..." Daole knew so much about the private affairs of the Golden Jackson and a group of old buddies, knowing that Roger was terminally ill and surrendered himself.

After a fierce battle, Kurokas finally gave up and admitted that they had divided up the big secret treasure.

"I said such a big word when I was executed in Rogge Town. Countless people went to sea to find the big secret treasure. Now you tell me that the big secret treasure has been divided up by you. If someone finds the big secret treasure later and finds it is all empty , My old man must not be cursed to death by them? You want me to have no peace after death.” Why do I remember the memory of the previous life in reincarnation, mostly for the sake of fame after death.

I, Daole|Roger, do not seek money or persuasion, but seek fame. I think that I, Daole, Luojie, lived a clean life, a clean stream with two sleeves, but after my death, I was calculated by my subordinates.

"You're an old, treacherous and bald thief. You have always loved money like your life, but Lei Li, Lei Li is my brother and my most important man. Didn't he stop you?"

When Kulokas saw that I cared so much about Rayleigh, they seemed to be assholes compared to Rayleigh, and he suddenly remembered the days when he endured the captain's doting on Rayleigh on the ship, and Rayleigh only loved the Golden Jackson. With a sore nose and a sour heart, at least I held back my tears because of my age, and said viciously, "Leili took the most. Otherwise, why would he get that money-grubbing woman like Xia Qi?"

Rayleigh took my money to pick up girls... I will talk about it later, what I immediately thought was that there is also a woman who is greedy for money on the nephew's grandson Lu spaceship, Nami, in case Lu Fei inherits my throne and becomes Pirate King, even if I am terminally ill Destiny is also inherited. As the saying goes, having a son is like an uncle!Although we are not direct relatives, we are both of the D family. Samsara Eye Im said that I have the royal blood of the D family. Although Luffy’s blood is not as pure as mine, at least he has the royal blood. The genetics are weird and we have to guard against it.

If Luffy also suffers from a terminal illness, maybe his left and right hands will take his money to please Nami...Let me think about who in the Straw Hat Pirates is most likely to do such a thing.

I don't even need to analyze...it must be Sanji!

That kid is rebellious, just like his eyebrows are going astray!Sooner or later, I will take money from my nephew and grandson to please Nami and the two of them.

Play a good abacus!

Raleigh had blonde hair back then, and he was also very good at pleasing women!

I couldn't help but ran outside the Whale Villa to breathe the sea breeze, and took out the phone bug to call my nephew and grandson.

Luffy was sleeping soundly, and suddenly the phone bug called out, "Are you at the Shampoo place?"

Luffy, the captain, sleeps in a hammock in the same cabin with the crew without dignity. Everyone doesn't dislike it. They sleep soundly together and are not afraid of picking up soap.

"Luffy, the phone—"

Luffy woke up and didn't see Shampoo, the boat was still swaying in darkness outside the window, and Sanji naturally had no meat on his sleeping side.

"What... who are you?"

"Luffy is me, your uncle."

"Huh?" Luffy obviously didn't remember.

"Dole."

"Oh, Brother Dole!" Lu Fei called out, "What do you want from me?"

I whispered thiefly, "You have to be careful, don't get sick, otherwise wild men will snatch your boat and eat your meat as your One Piece sleeping with your wife and spending your onepiece."

But Luffy was terrified.

Boats, meat, One Piece, and onepiece are the four most important things in his life.very important.

After hanging up the phone, Lu Fei woke up Chopper, "Chopper! Am I sick and will I die?"

Chopper rubbed his eyes, "Ah, didn't I just give you a physical examination?"

Luffy, "One more physical examination."

Luffy didn't know what he was doing at night, Chopper yawned, "Tomorrow, I'm so sleepy, Luffy."

Luffy: "No! What if I die tomorrow? Sonny's fleshy One Piece is someone else's! Chopper!"

Chopper woke up very angry, "Let me go, I'm going to sleep."

The two quarreled for a while, and the brain sent navigator who slept next door and worked late angrily kicked open the door and beat everyone up, except Sauron who was sleeping outside and watching the wind.

"Hurry up and go to sleep!"

After admonishing my nephew and grandson, I lay on Rab's back like a high-end leather sofa and fell asleep leisurely.

Then, I had a dream.

I dreamed of a female ghost who had a dystocia and saved her baby from dying, asking for my life!

I'm so fucking afraid of ghosts.

Holding the cross, I trembled like a dog who was abused and poured water and threw it into the snow in winter, "na-ni-mo-no-da who are you!" I said it twice kindly because I was afraid of women Ghosts don't understand.

The female ghost looks very beautiful except that she has no feet, her white skirt is full of blood and her face is pale. She smiled at me fragilely, "Roger..."

My pupils shrank, "Are you..."

The female ghost looked at me encouragingly.

"……my mother?"

Portgas D. Loujiu froze and said viciously, "I'm your wife."

I trembled suddenly, and Dao Lejia's gene of being afraid of his wife suddenly changed from recessive to dominant, "Lu Jiu, I'm sorry that I'm dead, now what you see is my reincarnation, I don't remember you."

Lu Jiu showed the sinister smile unique to the dead, "You remember so many people, you remember all of them, Kulokas, but you don't remember me, a woman who was let down by you, indirectly killed, and loved you to death?"

The subject is too heavy for my fragile soul to bear.

"Lu Jiu, let's have a good talk."

Lu Jiu sneered, "Speak well? You deserve it too!"

In the past, she was a gentle woman like the sea, my mother, but now she only has hatred for Roger in her heart!

"You heartless person! You seduced | raped me who was ignorant and ignorant, and made me pregnant. I can think that there is affection between us—"

It's over. When a woman says 'I think we have feelings, but I was wrong', it means that she is sober, and she is no longer a little fool deceived by love.In fact, sometimes when a man pursues you and says he likes you, it doesn't mean he really likes you or how attractive you are, it's just that you look good.trust me.

Lu Jiu, who used to be just a kind and pure girl of [-] years old, who had never played with the middle-aged old driver Luo Jie, walked into the abyss of depravity step by step with the longing for a great hero... I made up my own truth and spared no effort.

When I died, I was in my forties. How old was Lu Jiu, at most in her early twenties, and she still looked like a girl.I couldn't help but cast aside that I was really nothing in my previous life, even though I became One Piece, I couldn't avoid the man's instinct to like delicate girls.

"You went to die generously, and became the One Piece King who will be remembered forever, but I can only hide in hiding with your child in order to escape the navy's capture, and let the poor child stay in my stomach for two years... ..."

Wait, wife, are you serious? You can artificially control the pregnancy time and keep the baby in the womb for as long as you want. Is science dead?Darwin's coffin can't hold back!

"You heartless person! Have you ever thought about our mother and child!" Lu Jiu burst out with ghostly anger, "You have so many powerful brothers who can't take care of our mother and child, so that I can give birth to a child safely... you After thinking so much, it’s really great to start the era of great pirates!" Lu Jiu wept blood, I didn’t look at her, and quickly retracted my head into my crotch.

"I have been dead for so many years, but you are reincarnated and still have fun in activities. Pity my poor child who was born alone and bullied! Until now, he is still your son. Public beheading—Roger! If you are still a man, stand up and protect our son once! One Piece!!!”

Seeing that Lu Jiu was about to kill me in my dream, as if there was a Cape Gemini version of "A Nightmare on Elm Street", I was very scared, and my will to survive made me say the three golden lines of men: "Lu Jiu!! Listen Let me explain! I just made a mistake that every man in the world makes—"

Then Lujiu's pitch-black ghost claws came towards me——

I was so scared that my lion head shrank.

A wave hit me, I was drenched, I woke up with a jerk, I was in a daze for a few seconds, I reflexively took out the soaked newspaper from my arms, and rubbed the fire on it. Photo of Fist Ace.

He is... he is!

Portgas D. Ace

He is the son of me and Lu Jiu!

Twin Cape suddenly erupted with an astonishing regal domineering aura, and Lord Im, who was far away in the holy land of Maryjoa, sensed that he suddenly opened an eye of reincarnation.