Absolutely retarded option

The author has something to say: Master Im: The new character of the pirate, the five old stars have to kneel to listen to him, and they have eyes of reincarnation.Visually it is the boss.I'm not sure if it's the ultimate boss, the big boss is gone.

The mere gourmet city dared to challenge me. It was too much to treat myself as a dish. On the same day, I asked someone to copy the challenge book with [-] points and spread it all over the East China Sea. I don’t know what it means to be a master among the people! Mr. Daole must teach them a lesson!”

I pressed my hands to signal everyone to be quiet, "I'll discuss this matter later, what have you been thinking about just now?"

"Boss, there is an invitation letter from you, from Marie Gioia."

Mary Joya, the world's noble pig Tianlong people's territory.

I raised my eyebrows, "What's the matter with them?"

Kaka gritted her teeth and said, "A world noble ordered you to cook for her."

A year ago, everyone was still in Donghai Axiang. They didn’t know how big the world was, and the nobles of the world were too far away from them, but after a year of seedling growth, some of them even saw the nobles of the world with their own eyes. People who see it will be finished!"

"I heard that they can call the general with one click, which is very powerful. It's like a pig wearing a seed annihilation cannon is controlled by mind!"

"Brother, this is the Hongmen Banquet and you can't go."

I can see everyone's reactions. Fortunately, I don't have a scum like Blackbeard under my command.

"Thank you brothers... sisters for your kindness, but if I don't go, Luoge Town and Donghai will be in danger." Who knows what will happen to those Tianlong people who can call the general with one click.

"Brother Daole!" "Boss!" The younger brothers and sisters were moved to tears.

My brother, why has your snot accumulated for several years so much.

"What about the date?"

"At the end of the month."

The residents of Rogge Town are as close as a family, and there is no secret at all. It is known that I will go to Marie Joa for thousands of miles before the dinner is cooked. back.

"Brother! At worst, it's his fault!" The younger brother's tone was arrogant, as if he could withstand the joint attack of the three generals.

"The time is not yet ripe," Kakasmida said.

The younger brother was sly, "Well, I heard something..."

"what's up?"

"I heard that we are from the Revolutionary Army, Brother Daole is the uncle of the leader of the Revolutionary Army..."

Kakasmida's expression changed greatly, "Where did you hear such terrible news?"

"Big fellows, we all know that the origin cannot be tested."

Kakasmida walked around the secret room several times, and said with a stern face: "We must not be the kind of cowards who let the boss die for our own survival."

"But let's not talk about it first, what should the folks do? If the Demon Slaughter Order is attracted, the integrity of the Tianlong people and the world government should not be overestimated."

"You are right."

"That……"

Kakasmida: "Should I contact the Revolutionary Army first?"

More than a year ago, they were a group of young people in Rogge Town who received protection fees, but now they have the confidence to join forces with the Revolutionary Army, and their life circumstances are nothing more than this.

Dorag, who had admitted his mother, was suddenly approached by a young man who claimed to be his uncle's confidant. Don't be too surprised.

Kakasmecta took off his hat, "Your Ann, Mr. Dorag, I am Kakasmecta, Mr. Daole's confidant."

Oh, his uncle.

"What are you doing here?"

Kakasmida told the Tianlongren's order, "I think it's unpredictable if my elder brother goes there, so I came to talk to you."

"Your ultimate goal?"

"Keep Big Brother and keep Rogge Town."

Drago shook his head, "There is no such simple way to achieve both in the world."

Kakasmida's complexion changed, "Could it be that Brother Daole really..."

"Brother, why don't we run away, so that there is no firewood for the green hills!" Kakasmida didn't know what happened, holding my thigh and yelling non-stop, as if he had lost his mind.

"What happened."

"I don't want you to be kind to me if something happens to you, big brother. I swear to follow you for the rest of my life..."

Have you forgotten that I'm just the acting brother of Rogge Town, your dear brother Bartolomeo will cry when he hears this.

"Isn't it just cooking a meal? You think too much."

"No! What if the Tianlong people force you to stay in Marie Gioia based on your cooking skills? What if, what if they take a fancy to your beauty?"

Kakasmecta's worries are very reasonable. The Tianlong people must have seen my beautiful photos in the news and had evil thoughts when they asked me to go there.

Beauty is a sin, especially when one is unable to protect oneself.

Wait... I seem to have someone above me.

There are two lovers in the Five Old Stars, Big Sister Dadan. How can I say that they are all their cheap brothers-in-law. Isn't it too difficult to let them cover me?

Kakasmida was dumbfounded after hearing this, "Boss, do you still have this relationship?" He looked at me with more respect, as if I was the kind of social person with a well-connected world.

Do I look like a hair dryer pig?

I want to make a call to the Five Old Stars. The letter from Mary Joya has the contact number of the World Government Office, "Hi, I'm Dole Page, yes, I'm looking for... Im."

I was going to talk about looking for the five old stars, but I don't know the names of the two lovers of Sister Dadan.Then the name Im appeared in my mind unconsciously.

Could it be that he is my acquaintance.

Mary Gioia's office: "We don't have anyone named Im here."

"Sure." I said patiently.

"Really not." The reception girl repeated with a very good temper.

"...then I'll go to Gorbachev and Gandhi."

"...Sir, if you do this again, I will call you."

"No one will come to save you if you scream for a broken throat." I added in passing.

The operator girl was obviously choked, "Sir, do you know that this is Mary Joya? I'm not an operator you can flirt with casually."

Alright, I know you have a sense of superiority about your career.

In the end, I still couldn't get in touch with the five old stars who looked like Gorbachev and Mahatma Gandhi, and I couldn't go to Sister Dadan to ask the names of the two men who had hurt her. It was really embarrassing.

The special train sent by the world government arrived in a few days.

"They must have sent someone to look after him because they were afraid that he would run away. Damn it! Now it can be confirmed that they must have evil intentions, brother...how about I go for you, the Lord humiliates me to death! I, Kakasmida I am willing to shed the last drop of blood for my brother!"

I patted his head, "Hey, you have a heart, you will take my place temporarily during my absence, and if I don't come back, you can contact Bartolomeo."

They thought I was giving my last words, but I wasn't.

I just said what had to be said.

People have misfortunes and blessings.

I'm quite open to it.

The official sent by the world government to pick me up was Spandam, a down-and-out civil servant who was KO'd in the Judiciary Tower.

At the port, Spandam looked at Alrita on the left, Dashiqi on the right, and Smog, the superb handsome guy—I, my disfigured ugly face burst out with veins.

"You are Dole?"

"it's me."

"What are you waiting for, get on board."

I waved goodbye to the folks in Rogue Township and boarded the boat to Marie Gioia.

Spandam obviously dislikes me in all kinds of ways, which is understandable, because my existence suddenly accounts for [-]% of the world's male charm.

The wobbly Marie Gioia arrived, walking very fast in the windless belt, and the quality of the meat of those giant sea kings did not know, it seemed that it was not as delicious as the fragrant pigs I raised on Whale Island.After leaving Whale Island for a year, I have also earned a lot of money. When I go back, I can return home in a proper way, and I can also help the blind dates on Whale Island.

When I set foot on the land of Marie Gioia, a frightening force suddenly erupted from the depths of Marie Gioia. On the surface, the five elders who were the highest power all knelt down and knelt under the Void Throne, trembling like a sieve.They look powerful, but in the eyes of Lord Im, they are mediocre.

"Master Im, why did you suddenly..."

"I feel it." The man on the Void Throne, the ruffian boss with reincarnation eyes, said like an opera, "The power of the D clan!"

At this moment, the straw hat in the secret room of the Holy Land of Mary Gioia suddenly glowed with brilliance.

The five old stars were very confused, who made Mr. Im so shaken?

The princess who wants Dao Le to hold a birthday party so strongly is a Tianlong princess. Both her appearance and personality are the standard template for a Tianlong woman. The princess has barely passed the IQ. Like her relatives, she has traded slaves and watched real-life wrestling. Little hobbies that spend money like water.

Unlike other Tianlong people, she is a woman who loves to read, and she has to check the newspaper every day for new news. For him, reading those, the joy and anger of inferior people is a good way to have fun.

When she saw the photo of Daole in the newspaper, her heart constricted suddenly. It was really strange how she could be moved by an inferior person.

Among the group of Tianlong people, men look down on women, and Tianren look down on Tianlong men even more, so while belittling ordinary people, they collect beautiful men and women to enrich their harem. All kinds of behaviors are disgusting.

The female Tianlongren fell in love with Daole because she really wanted to include him in the harem, but Daole was in the East China Sea, and she was also the leader of a big force, so she wanted to send someone to capture Daole and bring him to Marie Gioia Linxing. It was unrealistic, but a counselor around her suggested that next month would be her birthday, and Daole happened to be a chef, so invite him to cook in Marie Gioia.He can't refuse, unless he wants Rogge Town to be destroyed.

Nv Tianlong has already thought about it, and the main course that night is Daole's body.

She likes to eat fruit, so she let Daole soak in the fruit ladle, hahahaha!

If I knew that this woman had such a great dream, maybe I would applaud her as a reward.

The female Draco's name is... Forget it.

"Your Highness, Daole has arrived."

When Daole arrived, this sentence immediately hit the female Tianlongren's smile, making her laugh non-stop. The person who sent the message did not dare to speak and bowed his head in silence.

The female Tianlong smiled enough and asked, "How's Guoluo doing?"

"Already prepared."

The female Celestial Dragon nodded and said, "Remember to wash him first, I will taste it first and then enjoy it."

The female Celestial Dragon has a lot of tricks, and the subordinates are very clear about it, so they nodded and said yes.

"Go down."

Although her beauty makes her heart itch, but after all, she is an inferior person who can come and go when she is called. The female Tianlong sighed and said, "There is only one face to see. Is it an Israeli servant?" man."

At this moment, I, the Israeli waiter, was brought into Marie Gioia's kitchen.

If there is an unsolvable poison here, I don't know how many Tianlong people will die.

I was just about to chat with the chef about the dishes, don't blame me, I couldn't control how much I sent as soon as I got to the kitchen.

An official came over, "You don't need to cook, come out with me."

Um?It seems that what Kaka said is right, the Tianlongren called me here because they really wanted my beauty.

Strange, I'm not Nine Girls.

On the way, I asked who called me.

"****palace."

In order to distinguish himself from the lower class, the Tianlong people are extraordinarily embarrassing.

"The purpose of **** palace calling me is—"

"Presumably you know well that if you serve the **** palace well, you will fly up to the branches and become a phoenix, but don't think about everything, just stay at Marie Gioia with peace of mind."

This person told me very sincerely, could it be that he still has a conscience?

Just making the mistake most men make?

I was taken to a sauna room, and said that the sauna room is a bit simple, so the gold-enhanced sauna room is fine, and it is made of real gold.

"This is the pet's bathroom in the **** palace. It's been vacated for you. Clean it well." The person said forcefully.

Wait, why am I taking a shower?

"The taste of **** Palace is quite special."

If you come here, you will be at ease. I enjoyed the Marijoia bath, and it was really comfortable.

If that female Celestial Dragon can be my mother... underling, I might be able to reward her.

But it's strange, with the power of my kidneys, why do I always lack actions towards girls? Alrita is a great beauty, right?Usually I cuddle, cuddle and hug, occasionally touch and kiss, but that's all... Could it be that I'm actually passive?

What is the fourth love?

After taking a bath, the bureaucrat brought four eunuchs over to wrap a roll of white linen cloth around Lao Tzu's majestic body—why is this operation so similar to the process of going to bed!

With a look of resistance on my face, the bureaucrat said, "What are you still struggling with now? Just let it go. You have to think about your subordinates and Rogge Town."

men?I don't have any subordinates, those younger brothers are all oil bottles left by Bartolomeo, Rogue Town, my hometown is Whale Island, thank you.

"It's too late to regret now, don't forget where this is."

The bureaucrat ordered the four eunuchs to wrap my majestic body and lift it up. I swayed left and right with their movements, as if I was practicing the basic dance steps of how to avoid the burning company.

"arrive."

As soon as the bureaucrat ordered me, I was empty into a large porcelain bowl the size of a double bathtub. There were at least thousands of fresh and delicious fruits in the world in the bowl, and it was served with delicious yogurt. I even choked on the milk...it was so delicious, I couldn't help but take a few more sips.It's such a good mouthful of milk, I can't stop it at all.

It's a little unhygienic to grab the fruit directly with your hands. I looked up and asked the bureaucrat, "Can I have a spoon?"

bureaucracy:"…………"

The female Celestial Dragon's birthday party began. Guests from all walks of life toasted and competed with their slaves tediously after drinking.

"**** Gong, I heard that you have a finale dish, I don't know what it is, I'm so curious."

The female Tianlong smiled artificially, "It's a delicious dish that makes your index finger move."

The revolutionary army undercover pretended to be a waiter to inquire about the news, "No trace of Mr. Daole was found."

"Continue to investigate."

The banquet of fragrant clothes and temples reached its peak, and the female Tianlong clapped her hands to let the servants roll out the finale.

When the huge porcelain was pushed out by the cart, everyone's eyes were focused on it. The female Celestial Dragon nodded proudly and let the lid be lifted, and a three-meter-tall slave stepped up and lifted the lid.

I rubbed my slightly swollen stomach and lay on the bottom of the dry bowl, and burped while wrapping around a bath towel.

I added some wine to the fruit ladle and I was a little tipsy.

The female Tianlong looked at the bottom of the empty bowl with an ugly expression. Although Daole was the main dish, the fruit was only a side dish, but without a side dish, she would lose the title of the finale dish. Shame on me.

"You, you actually ate all the side dishes!"

What?Can't eat it?

I searched around and fished out half of the yellow peach from under my body, and handed it to her, "Do you want to eat it?"

"Ahhh!" the female Celestial Dragon screamed. If she had been so humiliated by other slaves and low-class people, she would have ordered someone to drag him out and kill him, but facing this lively and fragrant man, she How can it be done.

Those kings who lost their country for the sake of beauty probably have the same idea as her.

Especially the envious eyes of other female Tianlong people made her proud, and it's not that she couldn't forgive this daring commoner once.

If he takes good care of her.

I hiccupped, "Where are Gorbachev and Gandhi, tell them to come out to see me!" It's time to settle the account of insulting Sister Dadan, otherwise, how could we be worthy of our siblings.

Others: Who is this handsome mentally handicapped guy who is arrogant in Marie Gioia?

That's right, I'm about to perform a unique skill - pretending to be aggressive.

At this moment, the domineering aura in my body is boiling, and I am about to break out of my body and practice the Six Meridians Excalibur!

Several masters at the scene felt domineering, and their expressions changed, "Could it be domineering domineering!"

This man named Daole actually has the overbearing aura that only one person in a million can have!

"No, it's not domineering!"

Those Tianlong pigs should have fainted at the moment when the overlord's domineering aura was aroused, instead of kneeling down like they are now!

Marie Joya, the holy land, the world's noble Tianlong, actually knelt down at the feet of a cook from the East China Sea!

And the cook casually wrapped himself in a towel and sipped a bottle of champagne.

What an absurd scene.

Wu Laoxing sensed this unusual power fluctuation and hurried over, "Is it the domineering look of face? Or the domineering look of luck?"

"neither……"

Wu Laoxing thought of a terrifying possibility at the same time.

That is the supreme arrogance that can only appear in Master Yim - the imperial arrogance!

Wulaoxing felt terrified. Facing the man named Daole, they didn't dare to speak loudly, "Who are you?"

"Gorbachev, Gandhi, you two finally showed up."

Five Old Stars 1+2: wtf?

I sneered drunkenly, "You two dared to insult my sister back then, today's retribution has come."

I held my chest weakly and pulled out the 2-meter Taidao. The blade buzzed, as if I was laughing out of drinking blood.

Suddenly, an invisible coercion came from the sky.I paused, and a super expert came.

The comer is really Im with reincarnation eyes.

Our eyes met.

He: "I didn't expect the royal family of the D family to have the last blood." This man's blood is purer than Monkey D. Luffy.

Me: "Are you the Soul Emperor?"

Im: "..."

That's right, he was the one who caught my dad!

"Hun Tiandi Im, you didn't expect that I would come here one day, did you? Back then you captured my father and forced me to hand over the treasure of our clan. I escaped by chance. Today, I will let you pay with blood!" Angrily clenched the two-meter-eight Taidao.

The name Hun Tiandi is indeed very domineering, and it suits him very well. Im said: "Hand over the things, and I can spare your life."

"Hehe, it's useless to talk too much, just watch the knife."

That sword stabbed so softly.

It is said that when everything reaches the extreme, it will show the complete opposite state, such as "a great businessman must have no business spirit, and a great literati must have no literary popularity."A great hero must have the spirit of a hooligan, and a great hooligan may have the spirit of a hero.Lao Tzu said: "Great uprightness is like bending, great ingenuity is like clumsiness, and great debate is like negligence." Those who are at the extreme of things will see their faults, and so will ordinary people. '

And my knife is approaching the extreme, and when it is fierce to the extreme, it becomes gentle.

The sword hit the chest.

Me: "Why don't you hide?"

He, "I don't hide because you can't hurt me."

"But you're bleeding."

"I know a lot of blood."

"Then why don't you hide?"

"I don't hide because you can't hurt me."

"But you're hurt."

"I'm not afraid of pain."

"Then why don't you hide?"

"I don't hide because you can't hurt me."

"Then why did my sword pierce your heart?"

"My heart is not crooked."

"Then why don't you hide?"

"I don't hide because you can't hurt me."

"Then why are you vomiting blood?"

"I can't swallow it."

"Then why don't you hide?"

"I don't want to hide."

"Why don't you want to hide? Are you unable to hide?"

"I don't want to hide."

"Why don't you fight back?"

"I don't want to fight back."

"You don't want to hide and don't want to fight back, what do you want to do?"

"I'm so cheap."

"Are you a Saiyan?"

"I'm not."

I said, "Then why are you standing and being stabbed?"

He, "Didn't I tell you?"

Im: "No one has been able to hurt me for a long time. It turns out that pain is like this..."

not good!This person wants to pretend to be aggressive before me, how can this be possible!

I will never allow anyone in the world to pretend to be more aggressive than me.

A great battle is about to start.

I said, "We're going to blow Mary Gioia to dust."

Im, "Exactly."

"So we can't do it."

"……That?"

I took a breath, "Let's compete in literature and cooking."

Em didn't move.

I sneered, "So you don't know how to cook, haha."

What's the difference between a man who can't cook and a cripple? He lost a notch in the blind date market in an instant. Of course, it doesn't matter if the annual salary is [-] million Baileys.

"Then change it."

Im, "OK."

Me: "Let's compare forging knives."

Im: "..."

Me: "You don't know this or that, do you only know how to fight? Could it be that you want to compete with me in poetry and singing?"

Im: "..."

I sighed, "I can't help it, whoever makes me a good character should be easier."

Im nods.

"Compared to appearance."

In this competition, I once again won without a fight.