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Dadan, the kingdom of Goya, the lord of Mount Gorbo, the legendary bandit empress and the supreme ruler of the world today, three of the five old stars of the world government had unspeakable love stories.

Even Wulaoxing was nothing more than a boy captured by the bandit emperor Dadan decades ago. This story has to be told from 60 years ago. In the East China Sea 60 years ago, a beautiful girl from Two people were rescued from the sea, and accidentally ate a plankton that looked like a devil fruit but was actually disguised as a devil fruit. This creature has a deadly aphrodisiac effect——

A kind girl named Dadan brought two tall and strong men back to her home.

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And every time Dadan washed his face with tears and wrote a letter to Karp, who was a leader in the Navy headquarters, he didn't mention what happened that day.

We have reason to believe that the reason why Karp has soared and has not been attacked by open guns and dark arrows for so many years is definitely not because of Dadan's nepotism.

The sound of "Mom" made Kodadan feel stupid.Her face with uneven facial features stared blankly at the eldest son who suddenly jumped out. Is he crazy or the world is crazy?Otherwise, why would Karp's son call her mother?

She suddenly became the number one criminal in the world, the mother of the leader of the Revolutionary Army, Drago!

We have reason to believe that Dadan's shock at this moment is no less than that of his sister who was found by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty living among the people. This is the trend of one person going to heaven alone!

The ladder of life is right in front of you, although it is a little late, but it doesn't matter, it's good when you come.

Dadan could hold his breath, and after a thousand turns in his mind, he asked in a deep voice, "Have you talked to your father?"

Drago nodded, and Dadan sighed, "What did your father say?"

Drago gritted his teeth, as if mentioning so many embarrassing fathers made him feel embarrassed, "Father, he still can't think of anything."

Dadan sighed again, but behind this sigh was the picture of him rolling happily on the mountain of gold and silver.

God help me too!

With her hands behind her back, she couldn't help making a gesture... No, it was rubbing her thumb and index finger.

After being bullied by Karp for so many years, she finally has a tendency to stand up. Karp knows how much she feels guilty about Dorag’s mother, whom she has never met. Many times they drank on the edge of the cliff, and Karp I have to mutter a few words, and sometimes even talk about Dorag's phantom mother when I drink too much in my sleep.

Although it is a bit immoral to do so, she is a bandit who commits all kinds of crimes, and she has committed more crimes than stars in the sky.What's wrong with pretending to be a woman who was let down by Cap?What's wrong!

Thinking of those days when Karp threatened to kneel down and beg for mercy, Dadan was furious, and now she finally had a chance to take revenge. Thinking of this, she looked at Drago more lovingly!

Dorag felt uncomfortable. When he was a child, he always thought about how his mother's loving mother's kisses felt, but now that his mother was here, why did he feel uncomfortable all over?

Dadan's subordinates were shocked to the point of petrification. They didn't understand when the boss had sex with Karp and had a son as old as me, not to mention that he looked exactly like Sister Dadan.

Since you already know it, I won't keep it from you.You are indeed Cap and I's son.At this moment, the leader of the Revolutionary Army, whose name is so famous that the whole world trembles, is lying in front of Dadan like a little quail. Dadan can't wait to point Karp's nose with a carrot-like finger and laugh three times, hahahaha , Karp, I didn't expect you to have today, a child who has never been in touch with you is obedient to my mother, if you want to hear him call you dad again, you will obediently kneel down and lick my mother's toes!

When they were young, to be precise, under ten years old, Garp was weak and weak, and every time he was bullied by the children in the village, she would protect him. At that time, she was Garp's unrivaled hero.

But after Garp went to join the army, he didn't know how to practice because of his small body, and he became what he is today.One became a navy, the other became a bandit, their status and status were reversed, and their strength was heaven and earth.Suddenly, the master-slave relationship changed to she was unilaterally beaten by Karp, this tone must be drawn!

Several of Dadan's subordinates also understood the cause, process and result of the incident. Decades ago, there was an unexplained spring breeze between Sister Dadan and Lieutenant General Garp, and Sister Dadan had a secret knot.But Lieutenant General Garp, who is full of shit, is obviously a scumbag, and he doesn't even remember insulting Sister Dadan.How sad, how helpless, how anxious should Sister Dadan be?Ten months later, Sister Dadan gave birth to a child named Drago with tears in her eyes. Originally, she wanted to raise the child herself and never tell him who the father was, but the child showed amazing talent from birth.

Sister Dadan felt that Dorag was not a thing in the pool. For the sake of the child's future, she reluctantly sent the child to Karp and concealed her identity.A lie is decades.

As Drago grew up, he kept asking about the identity of his biological mother, but Garp had no idea that the conflict between the father and son broke out, which led to Drago leaving the navy to form a revolutionary army, determined to overthrow the world of his mother who was hurt.

Bandit No. 1 said emotionally, "Big happy event! Congratulations to your elder sister. This is an important moment for you mother and son to get together and get to know each other. You should celebrate it."

Bandit No. 2 said, "But not only do we have poor houses and little food here, wouldn't it be too neglectful of the young master if we hold a banquet here?"

Drago: Eldest young master?

Bandit No. 3 said, "What should I do?"

Bandit No. 2, "Why don't you go to the village and hold a banquet!"

The village they are talking about is naturally Garp Luffy's hometown, Windmill Village.

Donghai Windmill Village is a peaceful and peaceful place, and Whale Island is the two major novice protection areas.

The village head, Up Slap, is a respected speaker in Windmill Village.

As the supreme village chief, Wu Pu can not be seen by anyone, and even the five old stars have to control him in Fengche Village.It is said that the second of the five old stars who molested Hua Dadan in Fengche Village was caught by Wu Pu and tied to the village's shame pillar.The gossip said he was dragged out with nothing.

At this moment, he looked expressionlessly at the flattering bandits lined up in the tavern rubbing their hands, "You..."

"Old man, I'm Dogula."

"I'm Magura! We're from the next village!"

The village waved his hand, "Ah, I know that the bad boy in the village next door to you can still be saved if he doesn't become a pirate. Why are you looking for me?"

"Mr. Up, our sister Dadan's son has met her! We have to hold a confession banquet! Why don't we come to you to talk about whether we can hold it in the village?"

Up puffed out his cigarette in shock, "Dadan's son!!!"

"Yes."

"That bastard!" the village chief scolded, "Back then, I thought something was wrong with Dadan, why did he suddenly run to the mountains to be some kind of bandit? It turned out that he was hiding to give birth to a child! You know who the murderer is!"

"This this……"

"Speak quickly! If you still want to hang around in Goa Kingdom."

The village head narrowed his eyes, and his overbearing expression flew wildly.

But one must not underestimate the village head and village party secretary in the valley. They are local emperors, and their arrogance is much more domineering than ordinary mayors. If the female college students who went to the mountain to teach are left behind, they will never run away.

"It's Lieutenant General Garp!"

It was Karp!

That bastard blinded by lard!The old man watched him grow up, counting how many years Dadan had been a bandit, that is, a few years after Garp went to the navy, think about how upright, sunny and silly young man Garp used to be, just like Luffy now Simple, but what happens once he enters the navy, everything changes, even brothers can do it!A fool like him shouldn't be a navy, he should be a pirate, the navy, that's where smart people should go, can his brain go there!

Of course he had seen Dorag, the child had a gloomy face and a rebellious mind.No matter how you look at it, there is no blood relationship with Karp.

Dorag is not Karp's biological son. Apart from rumors in the Navy Headquarters, it is well known in their hometown of Windmill Village. The village head also secretly persuaded Karp that helping others raise a son is not a long-term solution.But Garp smirked and got away with it.

But what?I didn't expect him to be the murderer. It's really strange. Thinking about Drago's face, it is at least five or six points similar to Dadan. Why didn't they think of this hexagram before? Is it really dark under the lamp?

Speaking of Dadan, it is even more strange that she is a girl.

"Now that things are like this, the old man is not unreasonable. Let them come to the village. We will hold a decent banquet for them to recognize each other."

Drago felt all kinds of uncomfortable. When he came to the village before, everyone in the village was polite and warm to him, but hidden behind the enthusiasm, he always had a feeling of being treated as a guest.But this time, the feeling that he came has completely disappeared, and the villagers are more apologetic to him.

Dadan was surrounded and sat at the head of the table, next to the village head. Seeing that there was no Karp at the banquet, the village head became even more angry, "Why didn't that bastard Tap come?"

Seeing that Dadan didn't complain at all, he was even more angry, and said bitterly, "You see, you are too broad-minded. You don't know whether to cry or make trouble. How does Karp know that you are sad? How does he know that you have been wronged? Children who cry these days only have milk, listen to me and you are right!"

Things progressed too fast, and soon Dadaan had no time to make a careful plan, so he climbed up the rope.

Everyone in the village drank, sang, danced, and the atmosphere was so lively. The village head was drunk, put his arm around Duola Gege's neck, hiccupped, and said that you must be filial to Dadan She has suffered too much, "I scolded her when she went to the mountains to become a bandit. Dadan is an old man who is sorry for you, and I didn't see your grievances.

Dadan laughed dryly twice, and hurriedly said, "No grievance, no grievance."

After the village chief apologized, he immediately scolded Garp, spitting, "Who is he? He hasn't had a phone call yet. Do you want to put your head in the dick and pretend to be cowardly? He also became a lieutenant general. I think he is like this." The lieutenant general is useless. The mistakes he made, he dare not admit it! He dares to go back to the village to see if I don't break his legs in the future!"

What kind of body is Karp, even if he doesn't need to be armed with domineering, it is still a muscle that has been tempered. With the strength of the village chief, he can beat a rabbit with a cane for half a day. It's almost like scratching an itch.

The village chief scolded whoever caught him, and all the villagers who didn't want to be spat in the face avoided him. On the chair, "What tea do you drink? Pour wine!"

Makino said, "Grandpa the village chief, you can't drink. Last time the doctor told you to quit drinking, you should drink tea." Smiling, he took the rum away from the village chief, and Maggie Nuo dared to provoke the furious village chief.

The village chief jumped off the chair, put his hands behind his back and said angrily, "The wine is not allowed to be drunk anymore, life is impossible! Dadan, don't worry, this old man has made it up for you. I'll call your brother right now. Let him come back and clean up Garp!"

Both Dadan's younger brother and the villagers all looked at a loss.Sister Dadan|The boss has a brother?

Dadan's expression changed, "Village Chief, there is no need to look for my brother."

The village head waved his hand, and his small body burst out with an indescribable arrogance, "No need to say anything, it's time for your brother to come forward!"

Dadan was weeping.

A few days later, the marine headquarters of the Marine Corps sounded the alarm——

"Marshal | General | Lieutenant General! No, there is a giant island above us!"

As soon as the voice fell, the sky suddenly darkened, as if some prehistoric monster blocked the sun.

The Navy Headquarters immediately fell silent, followed by the sound of orderly footsteps. No matter what they were doing, the naval generals and ordinary soldiers all came out of the building, raised their heads in unison, and looked at the huge island floating in the sky. , about 1/4 the size of a Marlin Fodo.

The complexions of several high-ranking navy officials changed. Could it be that the 20-year-old Pirate Golden Lion who had disappeared for such a cool appearance!

Golden Lion Shiji: A person with fluttering fruit ability, who can float all objects in the sky.

On the huge island stretching over Marin Fodo, a person slowly floated down. Below the knees were not calves, but two sharp knives, Deadwood and Sakuratoki.The golden lion made a big fuss in the navy headquarters back then, was captured alive by Warring States and Garp and was imprisoned in the large submarine prison. He crippled his legs and escaped calmly.Since then, he has disappeared and hid, not knowing what amazing conspiracy is brewing.

Looking at the huge island covering the sky above their heads, everyone turned pale. Could it be that the Golden Lion wants to completely destroy Marlin Fodo?

If such a large island falls from the sky, more than half of the 10 people in the Navy Headquarters, excluding generals above major generals, may die!

Lieutenant General He said: "Although the Golden Lion is a villain among pirates, he is not an extremely evil person who would slaughter ordinary people. He must have a reason for doing so."

After she finished speaking, everyone came to their senses. The reason why the golden lion didn't drop the island directly but was suspended in the air must have something to say.

No one in the Navy Headquarters took action. In case of a fierce battle with the Golden Lion, there are only two results. One is that they win the Golden Lion, and the island that is out of control will fall—the group will be destroyed.The second is that they lost. There was only one Golden Lion, and all the generals and generals in the Navy headquarters were there, so it was impossible to lose.The third is a tie, who knows if the golden lion will become angry, throw the island down and escape calmly?Still group annihilated.

After much deliberation, there is no way to get the best of both worlds by killing the golden lion himself.

Can only let the golden lion ride on the neck?

Lieutenant General He: "Should we still negotiate?"

All the generals of the dignified navy headquarters were reduced to being threatened by pirates.

Marshal Zhan Guo took a deep breath and said, "Golden Lion! What is your purpose—!"

The Golden Lion's eyes fell on Garp, his hair frowned, and he roared angrily: "Karp! You old bastard, you dared to insult my Golden Lion's sister!!! Today, the old man will let the Navy Headquarters bury you with him!"