Absolutely retarded option

Seeing that the little brothers are about to announce the abolition of the protection fee clause and become charity volunteer thugs, this is very inappropriate.

I said earnestly, "We still have to collect the protection fee before we can make a steady profit, not to mention the cost of opening a store. In this way, Kaka, let's set a short-term goal and a long-term goal."

After listening to my dream of opening branches in all large and medium-sized towns in the East China Sea within a year, Kaka was shocked.

"Boss, that, how much does that cost?"

I said, "I'm not afraid that I will never lose."

Opening a restaurant can lose money these days, so I have to do a deep self-examination.Although restaurants are blooming everywhere nowadays, the craftsmanship has always been divided into different categories.I, the No. [-] dragon chef, can lose money, unless the devil fruit turns into a rainbow fruit.

Kakasmida was worried.

"In addition to the dishes, feelings can not be ignored." I told this group of Ah Xiang that it is called feelings, hey, why did my accent become so strange, flying the words of Sishen Seafood Babao Town Soul Goubuli Steamed Buns smell?

Kaka swallowed, "Then what are you going to do, brother?"

I pressed my hand on the table and said, "Naturally, it will be a blockbuster."

What hobbies do people in this world like?What is their greatest desire?We're going to sell something.

I like money, so I started a lecture on success, and set up a title called: Let's make another small goal, first earn him [-] million Baileys.

Eager to make contributions, I also hold lectures on success, focusing on the mortal stream of grassroots counterattack, and the pretentious stream of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.

If I like food, I will start a program called Donghai on the tip of the tongue, or the four seas on the tip of the tongue, the great route on the tip of the tongue, and the new world on the tip of the tongue, and it can also be made into a series of programs.

If I am obsessed with becoming stronger, I will host the No. [-] Martial Arts Tournament at Sea, from the Four Seas Division Competition, the Four Seas Division Trials, the Great Route Semi-Finals, the New World Finals, and also develop the Four Emperors Challenge, the General Cup Finals, etc. wait.

If people in this world like science and technology, I can set up the first military academy of the Galaxy Federation, and promote the star professional mech combat system among them.

I asked my younger brother to take a questionnaire and randomly interviewed passers-by in Rogge Town, half male and half female. Regarding dreams, the most common answer was the dream of going to sea one day and finding the onepiece, the big secret treasure left by the pirate king Roger. .

Everyone is particularly yearning to set sail on the sea and live a happy life.

Who doesn't like this kind of life?

I flipped through a thick stack of questionnaires, and suddenly I had an idea, and I had an idea.

The younger brothers, headed by Kakasmida, filled the tavern with a vigorous social youth group in Rogge Town, listened attentively to the boss's lectures, and licked their tongues from time to time.I don't know if Brother Daole can cook again today, since they ate the dishes made by the boss, no matter what they ate, they tasted the same, and they lost several circles of weight in less than three days.

I signaled to everyone that I was going to speak, "I thought of a festival called the Reunion Festival. From now on, on this day every year, no matter where you are, you will think of your hometown, your relatives and friends. It might be very tempting for someone who has taken the risk and never returned to his hometown for many years."

Then I lifted the lid of the tray on the table again, and there was another soft golden light. The younger brothers are not surprised that the food made by the elder brother can glow, as if they were not the ones who dropped their jaws to the ground a few days ago.

I pointed to the dim sum with different colors and patterns on the plate and said, "I name this kind of dim sum moon cakes. There are words." Some are printed with reunion, and some are printed with flowers and full moon... But every piece of moon cake is printed with small characters-produced by Luoge Town, Donghai.

The little brothers watched and couldn't help swallowing their saliva.

It's really worthless.

I shook my head and said, "Try it first."

Immediately, countless demon claws reached out to the mooncakes on the plate, which looked like naked|naked lambs.

"It's delicious! Mom, thank you for giving birth to me!"

"Daddy thank you for not selling me out!"

What kind of days did you guys live?

Distressed.

Kaka sorted out the roster of 108 members of the former Rogge Town Residents' Self-Defense Force and gave it to me.

"Thanks a lot."

Kakali stood upright, "Always be ready!"

After several days of preparation, the Rogge Town Mooncake Festival kicked off. The residents of Rogge Township are very curious about new things that have never appeared before. As the saying goes, curiosity is the beginning of everything. With curiosity If you have a heart, you will be willing to spend money.

For every successful businessman, the first, most important and possibly the only thing to consider is how to get more money from customers.For this reason, they will rack their brains to develop and research new products, increase gimmicks, attack opponents and frame opponents, sell and speculate themselves, and do everything they can. However, there are still many people who accumulate wealth in the world, and very few people who create wealth. , and today I will break this deadlock and become the person who creates the most wealth in the East China Sea.

To this end, I need early investment, such as holding a tasting conference. The tasting conference does not mean that no money is charged, but that customers voluntarily check out.

Activities are risky, because it is possible to make ends meet and be exploited by savvy and cunning guests.

In Rogge Town, there is no need to worry that the guests will eat and drink for free. I have already learned from my brothers how simple the folks in Rogge Town are. If you charge less money, they will feel that they are taking advantage. Give.

The sky is a lesson, isn't such an honest businessman and sincere residents what a profiteer dreams of?

I'm falling in love with Rogue Town, really, I should have left Whale Island and ventured out a long time ago.I thought the people on Whale Island were simple enough. Xiaojie would often unconditionally help me look after the shop and clean up the room. If I caught too much fishing, he would give me some if I couldn't finish eating.But I didn't expect that the people outside were more honest, richer, and easier to deceive.

The world is full of treasures.

The people here have not been harmed by profiteers, nor have they been baptized by Pengci, copycats, pyramid schemes, qigong, and Ponzi schemes.Still very simple.

As the place where One Piece was born and died, people in Rogge Town always have a respect in their hearts no matter what their personalities are.

I am also a person with a conscience, so looking at the ever-increasing banknotes in the coin box, the corners of my eyes can't help getting wet.

The mothers-in-law, grandmothers, aunts, uncles, aunts, big brothers, brothers and sisters of Rogge Town actually protected the town and collected some insignificant change for 108 energetic social youths. They were often seriously injured and struggled to make a living. At the same time, they were self-employed. They really became promising young people. And moved.

"Bartolomeo let Dole take over. It's a good move. What I said is that Dole is not ordinary. Look at the mooncakes. It's so delicious. It's strange, why do I feel like Take off your clothes?" said a mid-mature lady in a red dress.

"Mrs. Woma, you are over 50 years old, why are you still unable to hold back when you saw a handsome young man when you were young? Your granddaughter can watch you."

"It shouldn't be my problem that it's different from the past." Mrs. Woma looked at the moon cake, thinking what could it be the moon cake's fault?

The Rogue Town Reunion Festival was a huge success with sold out mooncakes.

"The next most important thing is to popularize the reunion festival in the East China Sea."

I set a big target for each of the 108 younger brothers. Three people form a small team and go to various countries, towns and islands in the East China Sea to preach (xiao).

The process of missionary work is hard, the process is tortuous, and the results are huge. The ancient missionaries usually held the Bible in one hand and a gun in the other hand. If you do not agree to accept my belief, I will kill you , Kill chickens to make an example to monkeys, other people will accept the belief when they feel fear.

But who would refuse a piece of extremely delicious mooncake?

The 108 younger brothers set off in a small boat very confidently. The sea in the East China Sea was calm, and soon they arrived at their respective parishes.

It also quickly clashed with the local indigenous religious forces.

Mooncake teaching? !

Damn it must be a cult!

To create such an evil thing as moon cakes that erodes people's will!

"Moon cakes are evil! If you eat them, you will turn into a black cat that is a witch! The witch and the black cat must be tied to a pillar and burned to death!"

But it still can't stop people's enthusiasm for moon cakes.

At this moment, Dorag, the leader of the revolutionary army, has arrived at Mount Golpo, the back mountain of Windmill Village, and is walking steadily towards his mother's house.

His mood was extremely excited and complicated.

At the foot of the mountain, he couldn't control himself, so he called Garp. The phone bug was snoring with snot and bubbles. It was Karp himself.

"Who are you? Why do you look so much like my son?"

"It's me, Dorag."

The phone bug's snot bubble suddenly burst, and Garp's eyes widened in shock. Ever since Dorag rebelled against the revolution...behind the navy, not only did he not become an ordinary member of the pirates, but he created a more hateful pirate than the pirates. A hundred times the revolutionary army ignited beacon fires everywhere, urging the leeks to resist cutting.

"I'm in the East China Sea."

"Oh, you are still in East China Sea, I thought I left after you sent Luffy out to sea, East China Sea is very uneasy now, the stronghold of Rogue Town was discovered by Smoker, I am very optimistic about that young man. After Luffy went to the great route, he really made a big fuss and did a lot of things. Get rid of Crocodile of Qiwuhai, you have a good son, hahahahaha."

Dorage is naturally very pleased that the child is promising, although Luffy doesn't even know that there is such a father as him.

"What are you still doing in the East China Sea? Of course, with your kid's ability, they can't catch you."

Drago: "I'm in Windmill Village now."

"What are you doing there?"

"Come see mom."

There was the sound of tables, chairs and benches collapsing over there, and Karp got up in shock, picked out his ears and nose, and wiped his eyes.

At this time, he wished that he was an old man with old eyesight and dementia.

Warring States and Garp are in the same office, and he would subconsciously block Garp at ordinary times, so he didn't hear the word "mother". He knocked on the table in distaste, "Be quiet, Garp, it's fine if you don't work, just sleep It’s okay to steal the old man’s senbei, and it’s not helping you all day long. Many people in the Navy headquarters now suspect that you have Alzheimer’s. I heard that when you went to the East China Sea last time, you were chopped down by an ax and didn’t fight back. The perpetrators let go, is this something a vice admiral can do?"

Cap laughed and said, "I don't mind retiring now."

Warring States spirit is not good.

Karp became cunning at this time, and sneaked out of the office with the phone bug in his pocket, and ran to the bathroom. There was no one in the bathroom. He hid in the cubicle and took out the phone, and said carefully, "Dorag, I didn't Listen clearly, can you say it again?"

Rag took a deep breath and said, "I came to Windmill Village to see my mother."

Windmill Village is indeed Karp's hometown, but almost everyone in the village knows each other. Why doesn't he know who Drago's mother is.

Did he attack an acquaintance?

Cap suddenly tensed up.

Cap, who had been single all his life, would be lying to say he wasn't at all curious about the woman who bore him.But after so many years without finding any clues, he gave up.

But what can Dorag say!

"your mom?!"

"Yes."

Karp suddenly felt that the cubicle in the bathroom was really narrow, "Who is it?"

Drago didn't hesitate, "The Bandit Empress Dadan."

There was a loud noise in the bathroom of the Navy Headquarters, and it collapsed instantly.

The Sengoku of the Buddha, who has ears and eyes, is immediately alert. Could it be that the golden lion has disappeared for so many years and revived to attack Marin Fodo again?

The navy minions rushed to report that Lieutenant General Garp had destroyed the toilets on this floor for some unknown reason.

The sheep next to him chewing on the confidential documents bleated, blinked his big watery eyes innocently, and Zhan Guo covered his forehead with a headache, "What is that old guy doing again?"

The navy minion showed a blank expression.

Zhan Guo was furious, "Tell him to come see me immediately!"

It's a pity that Sengoku and Lieutenant General Garp are admirals at the same level, and it's not a relationship between superiors and subordinates who can order whom.Although in name, the Warring States of Buddha is the admiral of the navy, Garp is only a lieutenant general, not even a general, a proper third-line navy.But in terms of strength, Karp is still slightly stronger than Sengoku.

If it wasn't for him not being keen on fame and fortune, it would be the turn of the three juniors to take the position of the three admirals of the navy.

At this moment, Garp's hulking figure in the ruins of the ruined bathroom seemed to have faded, his eyeballs and chin all fell to the ground, and his whole body was about to petrify-weather-turn into sand and fly away.

Dadan, his childhood sweetheart and good brother, the two grew up wearing a pair of trousers, who peed farther on the edge of the cliff than anyone else, when Karp decided to join the navy, the navy was not a promising career at that time, it was purely marginalized or The profession of death.No one in the village supported him, and Dadan secretly sent him away from his hometown before leaving.

A few years later, Garp became a vice admiral, and Dadan also changed from a neutral girl to a poor bandit leader who couldn't tell a man from a man without looking at his breasts.

But the relationship between the two has always been good.

Garp said that he really regards Dadan as a good brother. Although he often does not give Dadan the support of Luffy and Ace, he thinks so in his heart. It is too vulgar for a family to talk about money. Money hurts feelings.

Dadan said that Luffy and Ace can eat too much, and their stomachs are connected to black holes.

——What did Drago say that Dadan was his mother?April Fool's joke? ! ! !

After thinking about it, Cappus thought that it must be the first time that the ugly son missed his mother and had hallucinations.

Apart from his good brother Ahe, Dadan is the only woman who has the closest relationship with him.

There is nothing wrong with thinking so.

But but, Garp is heartbroken, no matter how drunk your old father is, he won't attack Dadan!

Dad still remembers that you have a man named Ivakov under your command. Could it be that you were too drunk to die and would attack Ivakov who was lying beside you?

To be a person is not only to be kind, but also to compare your heart with your heart, think in another way, and don't do to others what you don't want to be done to others.

Drago was talking to Kapu while walking up the mountain. He had already reached the top of the mountain before he finished speaking. In fact, the road from the foot of the mountain to the top of the mountain was very long, but he insisted that it took more than an hour for ordinary people to walk. The road was shortened to ten minutes.

Standing inside and outside this ordinary mountain cabin, Drago has mixed feelings in his heart. He will see his mother soon, and finally fulfill his long-cherished wish for many years.But why has he been unable to knock on the last door between mother and child?

Maybe it's because of the closeness to the hometown, he maintained his posture of knocking on the door, but he couldn't knock no matter what.

On the other end, Garp was still howling, "Dorager, don't listen to rumors, and don't think wildly, your mother is absolutely impossible to be Dadan!"

Dorag sneered, "You don't even know who my mother is, so what right do you have to say such things?"

The relationship between their father and son has always been bad.

Dorag recalled what Uncle Dole said - think of all possibilities first, and after eliminating all impossibilities, the remaining one, no matter how improbable, may be the final answer.

He repeated the original words to Karp, and after listening to him, even Karp was silent now, could it really be Dadan?

No, how could it be Dadan!

In fact, he secretly guessed that it might be Ah He. Although they worked together most of the time, they often went on business trips around the world, usually for less than a year.Very few have not seen each other for more than a year.

Why was Ah He excluded?

That woman is so proud, how could she secretly give birth to a child and send it over secretly without telling him.The most important thing is that Ahe was not to mention how good-looking he was when he was young. From a genetic point of view, it is impossible for Dorag to be Ahe's child.

Vegapunk said that the woman who gave birth to Drago must be a woman who is powerful and overwhelmed Garp, and who is not very beautiful like Drago. You know that not very beautiful is a modest statement.

As for Dadan, before puberty, he couldn't tell Dadan's gender clearly.

Although the two of them used to pee farther than the other on the edge of the cliff, Garp really didn't pay attention to Dadan's gender. It might be weird to others, but normal to Garp.

Dorag said so definitely that it was Dadan, and Karp couldn't help being shaken.

Is it really Dadan...

Warring States!Come and save the old man!

The admiral, who was thinking about deducting Karp's pension for several years to pay for the rebuilding of the bathroom, suddenly remembered that all of Karp's wages, allowances and pensions had been deducted.In other words, after Karp retires, he will become a bankrupt.

At the same time, I was flipping through the latest information from the Revolutionary Army - the world government joined the country ** country ** village deep in the mountains, an eighty-year-old man claimed to be a world nobleman, and he was king in the village for 30 years. He had dozens of wives and concubines, slaves Dozens of people, more than a hundred descendants.

Is it less of a shock?

should be:

Shocking: The eighty-year-old man claimed to be a nobleman in the world and ruled the village for 30 years. He had dozens of wives and concubines, dozens of slaves, and over a hundred descendants.

It's really envious of those who smell envy and see.

It is also beneficial to have a small territory. You can start a war with the neighboring village anytime, anywhere.

It was Sabo, the staff officer of the Revolutionary Army, who came to discuss work with me.

A 20-year-old young fresh meat full of vigor.

It's just a little disfigured, but according to what I've seen in the past few days in the East China Sea, Sabo, even if his face is disfigured, his appearance is several chips higher than most men.

Szabo: "It is better to be famous than to meet. Mr. Dole's remarks have played a major role in the Revolutionary Army."

Me: "Your party is very promising, be careful not to corrupt from within."

It would be interesting if someone mentally retarded jumped out and shouted whether you were on the side of the revolutionary army or the people.

Szabo: Partisanship?Meow meow meow?

Listening to Mr. Dorag mentioning that Mr. Daole's brain seems to be... something wrong, just let him say anything.

"Our party needs more people like Mr Doller."

"This is difficult. People like me don't appear easily."

Sabo: "...Yes, hahaha."

Sabo Xiaoxianrou is a good young man, although he is a little disfigured, it does not affect the affection of the big girls and daughter-in-laws in the nearby vegetable market for him.

"Are you married? No, okay, why is the pirate alive? I have a granddaughter, why don't you take a look first?"

"Sister, I came first."

"I came first!"

Sabo escaped with difficulty from the siege of the hospitable aunts in Luoge Town.Clothes were torn a lot.

They are not so enthusiastic about me, because I am too good to have a sense of distance.

You might dare to risk your life to confess to the school belle, do you dare to risk your life to confess to the number one school belle in the country?

Obviously not possible.

I blew on some hot black tea and asked Sabo to take a shower.

I heard that he was also from Donghai.

Donghai men are so addictive.

Windmill Village

Drago finally knocked on the door of fate.

After a while, the door opened, and a short man got out. He was startled when he saw Dorag. This man looked so scary.Looks like one of those villains with a bounty of 500 Baileys!

"You, what's the matter with you?"

"Excuse me, does Dadan live here?"

"You have something to do with Sister Dadan?"

At this time, a rough and bold female voice came out, "Who! Let him in!"

Dorag walked in with a surge of emotion, and the moment he saw Dadan, he suddenly had an idea.

After he confirmed that he was not Karp's biological son, he gradually began to look for his biological parents.

It is definitely not an ordinary person who can quietly come to the headquarters of the Navy, put down the child in front of the Vice Admiral's door, and leave without leaving any traces.

In this way, the scope is very small.

He compared his facial features with other well-known figures in the sea, and first delineated the golden lion.

Golden Lion: Although the old man broke into the Navy headquarters alone, he was a pirate for nothing when he was young!If you want to add a crime, there is no excuse!

But when she saw Dadan suddenly, she and the golden lion were like twins!

Duo LaGe has confirmed six points in his heart that Dadan is his biological mother.

There is still a little doubt in my heart that Vegapunk said that his biological mother is a female monster who can hang Garp, and that Kodan is obviously an 88th-line bandit whose force is only slightly stronger than ordinary people.

Although Garp often said that the Dadan family had committed more crimes than the stars in the sky, that was only in the Kingdom of Goa.The Kingdom of Goa is a small country, and the combat effectiveness of its residents is less than ten.

Dadan naturally knew Dorag, and she didn't care about the damn Luffy and Ace, and they both became pirates.Wouldn't Garp get angry and send his son to arrest her and put her in jail?

Of course, as Garp's good brother Dadan, he naturally knows what Drago looks like.

But this guilty conscience turned into a solid hammer in the eyes of Drago.

Dorag sat across from Dadan in a complicated mood. He hadn't considered whether to recognize each other yet.

"How are you doing?"

Dadan: "It's good, even when I'm old, the children have left. It's not easy to make a living." I heard that she didn't have the energy to rob when she was old.

Dorag - a child who has been away from home for many years.

"Has Cap been here lately?"

Dadan shook his head quickly, "Hahaha, it would be better if he didn't come, after all, he's so busy."

Drago: Don't you want to see your father?

"I met Mr. Dole in Rogue Town, and he told me a lot about you."

Dole?Who the hell is that.

The Dadan family, look at me and I look at you, shut up and don't speak.

Although the East China Sea is the weakest sea, the strongest pirate was only at the level of Creek before Luffy went to sea, and Dadan was able to sworn brothers with the Overlord of the East China Sea and became the eldest sister. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is the biggest black hand in the East China Sea.

Looking at this simple mountain wooden house, Daole said that Dadan lived in seclusion after washing his hands in the golden basin, and he didn't have the temperament of a big man at all.

Presumably, his character of liking to make a fortune in silence is also inherited from this woman.Garp can't do it anymore, he always makes a fuss when he does things in a hurry, and Luffy is also a way.

What a headache.

Dorag, "Mr. Dole said, you are my mother."

Today, the wind in Mount Gorpo is a bit noisy.

Dadan's nostrils flowed out a long stream of snot, which kept dripping on the ground.

Unbroken.