Absolutely retarded option

Let me ask you a question, have you ever been interrogated by 20+ people in the center?

I tried.

Fortunately, I was accompanied by my close friend Mitani Sho Chio.

Mitani Sho Chio: "I am innocent! It was Yan-chan's brother who told me that Yan-chan had to take long-term sick leave for some reason, and I agreed to help you when you came to see her again! Trust me!" I'm sorry, Yan-chan She just couldn't bear it.

I looked at Mitani Sho Chio in disbelief, you betrayed me so easily!Pick yourself clean enough!

Akashi consciously became the leader of these people, and he was quite capable of leadership, "Tell me, why did Dorayan ask for leave?"

Pk audience, is it true that Dao Leyan is in poor health?

At this moment, Chio Mitani's brain was spinning rapidly. She already knew everything about me, and she immediately thought of the reason, "Actually! She has been dating a man named Shigaraki, and the identity of that man seems to be very special, so I can't let it go." people know."

The heroes and heroes turned pale with fright, they didn't expect you to be such a Dao Leyan!

Let me ask you a question, have you ever felt betrayed by your most important friend?

I tried.

This can't be blamed on Mitani Shangqiano, she just stayed in Yin for a long time!Contaminated!

Sigangmuhang locked in a cage: What's the matter with him, but it's true to say that the two of them have indeed been together all the time.

The psychic Saiki Kusuo can naturally see that the dog raised by Dorakuyan is actually a man... probably the dead Karaki they said, a very dangerous person.

Izuku Lvgu forgave his expression with a serious expression, "Student Daorue, I know you love Sigang Muhang, but he is a member of the enemy alliance, our enemy, and he is planning a major conspiracy. I won't force you to tell us about him." Where, but you can't mix with him."

Di Guangzhong: excuse me?Who is the dead handle wooden hanger?

Akashi who is loved has a complex expression.

Haizaki, who felt that he was loved, also had a complicated expression.

"You have to promise not to do the same thing again."

"I promise!" I immediately raised my hand and said four.

"........."

Why do you guys act like I swear so fast so dishonest?Is my credit broken?

Why is yes written on your face.

The group finally left, Haizaki was the last one to leave.

I asked Qian Xu, "Does the way he looks at me mean that we are over?" At this time, I didn't want to worry about whether we had started.

Qian Xu, "I think it's because the two of us never finished—"

Come to an end for now, "Shall we go to the hot springs together and eat something sweet?"

Qian Xu originally wanted to scold me and take the money and leave, but when she heard about the hot spring, she immediately felt that she would extend our friendship beyond the hot spring trip.

"Don't forget my hard work."

I will never forget you money-grubber.

We arrived in Hakone that night, but the car broke down halfway, so we had to walk up the mountain with our luggage on our backs.

"Can I go up in the battle suit?"

"Please, can't we just be ordinary people for one day?"

Something approached quickly behind us, so fast—a blue and white bicycle stopped beside us with a "creak", "Want a ride? Lady?"

He looked at what I said, completely ignoring Sangushang Qianxu, and Qianxu stuck to my ear and said: "If you dare to agree, the two of us will break up."

What can I do? Just be a poor man who apologizes for signing all the unequal treaties.

"You can't carry people on your bike, uh...is this a road bike or a mountain bike? Are you from the Cycling Department?"

Qian Xu asked me in a low voice, what kind of club is that?

"School Associations."

"Why have I never heard of it?"

Because you don't live in a world where cycling is the world order.

"The mountain god of Hakone-Todo is happy to serve you."

Qian Xu: "Sword Eight?!"

He is riding a bicycle, not practicing swords. Thank you.

"Dao Le Banquet."

"Maybe you didn't see me but I'm here, thank you Mitani Sho Chio."

So we got to know the Hakone Gakuen Cycling Club who was training here.

In the restaurant, I sat with Chio and my Hakone classmates, and the old men next door were chatting about the Hakone ghost story "Fisherman Killer".

"The fisherman killer? He's a killer who hangs people up on rainy days with a fishhook and tie them to a high place. It's no big deal hahaha. I grew up listening to this story from a small box hahaha."

Dad, I am very scared, very scary, okay!

In the hot spring, I asked how Chio and Kuroko Notasuke were doing.

"we broke up."

"What time did it happen?"

"last month."

"Why did he cheat?"

"Almost. Compared with me, he likes the great cause of fighting barbarians."

"Aren't you like the heroine in Descendants of the Sun who asked the hero such a stupid question, which one do you care more about, me or this country?"

Qian Xu looked at me as if I was making trouble out of no reason, "Otherwise."

I think there is a generation gap between me and the children born after the millennium.

"The one in your school looks a lot like the mascara in Hakone who named his pectoral muscles... I like your windy personality..."

"Yoran Inasa."

"It's him!" The name is really hard to remember, "How are you two doing?"

"It's okay, I rejected him."

"Then--"

"No then."

"Is that the end?"

"We are still 16-year-old high school students. You think too much. You have to have at least five romantic relationships with colleagues, bosses, men at the bar, etc. Then you will find true love in your [-]s."

I can't see that you are such a Chio Mitani!

It was as if I had made a fake friend.

"So you and Akashi—"

"Don't mention Akashi!"

As soon as I mentioned Akashi, I remembered vowing to burn Akashi's fat times, but I forgot, what should I do if I feel a little bit reluctant now?

It was almost eleven o'clock and the two of us finally had enough time to go out in our yukatas. A drunken woman was holding onto Mamami in Hakone, "Little brother, let's go to my sister's room to play for a while!"

"What a shameless woman!" She dared to do what I wanted to do but didn't have the guts to do!

Qian Xu's face was as red as a boiled egg. Seeing the helpless young man being bullied by a villain, he immediately drew his sword to help, "Hey, woman."

Qianxu, ah no, Xue Tudie pressed the woman down on the chair with a little effort, the woman panicked, and said sternly, "What are you doing, stop meddling in your own business!"

"Hey, miss, as a woman, you make me feel very disrespectful by doing this."

"Little devil! I'm from the Longze team!"

Qian Xu raised her eyebrows, "Are you under that kid Long Ze Long Xiu?"

"You know Brother Longze!" The woman's face was obviously panicked.

"Longxiu, I seem to have heard that there is such a child in Hakone. It seems that he is doing well."

Zhenba Shanyue couldn't believe that this Chio Mitani, who exuded a strong sense of a big brother in society, was the Chio Mitani, who had just had dinner with them and said nothing!The world is crazy!

The woman swallowed her saliva and asked tremblingly, "You, what's your name!"

Qian Xu let go of her, and the woman had no ability to resist at this time, "You don't deserve to know my name."

Qian Aotian took off the towel from his head and put it on his shoulders, and said to the dazed Zhenbo Shanyue, "Hurry up and go back to your room at this late hour, it's dangerous for men to go out late at night these days."

After speaking, he left a coquettish back.

All I can say is, Chio is indeed my friend.

In the dead of night, with the sound of frogs and cicadas, and the bright moon in the sky, I told Qianxu the story of my king's arrival in Japan in the tone of "everything from ancient to modern times is just a joke".

Life is like a dream, a bottle of wine is still pouring into Jiangyue.

Chio also talked about how she and Kuroko Notasuke danced on the tightrope of heaven and man in the tone of "walking in a chic way", interpreting the past of Infernal Affairs in the Edo period.

"Forget it, it's all over. What are you doing now?"

"Yeah, the future of the world depends on those passionate young people after all, let's be their backing safely."

In the dead of night, Qianxu and I were tired of pretending to be aggressive, and a bed cat fell asleep.

At around five o'clock in the morning, I keenly heard the sound of Zila Zila, and when I opened my eyes instantly, I met the sleepless eyes of Chio Mitani.

She put an index finger on her lips, "Shhh—"

She was telling me not to interfere.

Then I will continue to sleep.

The following is the occasion of Mitani Momo Chio——

Her eye movement is: don't disturb the people outside, let's go out quietly, find a safe place and go home when the car arrives.

Fuck, why did you roll into the bed and cover your head after nodding your head!

There's a sneaky thing out there in Excuseme did you really fall asleep?

After a while, she saw sticky saliva left on the corner of Dao Leyan's mouth.

This kind of dog-like friend who wants to go ahead and take it.

Sangu Shangqianxu got out of the bed, she was wearing a professional black and gold feather jacket, a plaid top and loose cropped pants, her eyes were sharp, she looked like a big brother in society.She rolled to the cabinet, opened her backpack, and took out an umbrella from inside—a special black umbrella, 1.5 times the size of Feitan's children's umbrella, and the handle could be an unsharpened knife with a length of ...Forget it is not important.

Sangu Shangqianxu held the knife and stood at the door. There was a rustling sound from behind the door. The doors here are all papered. Of course there is no security at all, let alone a latch.

A silvery sharp object slowly slid upwards from under the door, and then a man wearing a V for Vendetta mask pushed open the door, with a shiny silver hook under his right wrist.

Chio Mitani recalled that this person was the fisherman killer in the Hakone Ghost Story.

Mitani Sho Chio stood behind the IKEA, covered his face with a hat, and held his breath. The Fisherman Killer didn't notice it immediately, but walked to Dao Leyan.

Mitani Sho Chio was thinking, did Daole find out that someone had come in? She was drooling like a pig, although someone seemed to be asleep, but if she felt that she would kill her wife, she would open her eyes and fight back. There are also those who fell asleep and felt nothing after being hacked, such as Lieutenant General Karp.But the fisherman killer is obviously not a ruthless character who can "cut down the naval hero Garp with an axe and leave calmly".

But the problem is that Daole is not Garp either.

It's really worrying.

The Fisherman Killer's rubber-gloved hand opened Dao Leyan's drooling mouth to hook the fishhook in——

I woke up suddenly, and an ugly guy who thought he was handsome and handsome was touching my fiery red lips with his pig's trotters. I was so disgusted, my eyes turned red immediately, of course I didn't want to cry, I kicked it and burst His small marbles were looking for weapons everywhere, and a negligible murderous aura struck from the back of his head.

I picked up the feather duster and poked it with my backhand——

The Fisherman Killer smiled strangely and said, "Take a feather duster and stab me hahahaha..."

But immediately he couldn't laugh.

I let go of the feather duster, like loosening an epee without a sharp edge, and said, "Who said that a feather duster can't kill people? Today I will let you know the power of my Taoist feather duster."

Sangu Shangqianxu suddenly felt that the knife in his hand was extremely heavy.

The feather duster pierced the Angler Killer's shoulder blade, bleeding profusely.

Then I yawned and shouted, "Qianxu! You come to finish the work, remember to have a sense of social morality, don't tie him up to a rock and throw him into the hot spring. We will come again next time."

Mitani Sho Chio walked out from behind the hanger with difficulty, holding a very good-looking knife in his hand.

This knife was a token of love from Heizi Yetaizhu.

But now it's gone, and the knife hasn't been returned, and it's not like the little bear returned it, and it's not worth much anyway.

The Fisherman Killer didn't expect that there would be another person in the room. Although this cold-faced woman was not as beautiful as the other woman, and even looked ordinary, the Fisherman Killer knew that the more ordinary her appearance, the more powerful she was.The last thing a killer needs is striking looks.What's more, her clothes and weapons are much stronger than the other woman.

Fisherman Killer felt that he must have hit the iron plate this time.

"What's your name? You must not be an unknown person. Let me know."

Mitani Mori Chio grabbed one end of the feather duster and slowly pulled it out, "The one who killed you, Bloodbutterfly."

However, the fisherman killer who is not good at English did not understand.

He thought of the phrase that often appeared in TV dramas: "canyouspeak Japanese?" It was still Kansai accent.

Mitani Sho Chio: "..."

At this time, a big foot kicked open the door made of paper. This door is very delicate and I don't know how much it will cost.

The mentally handicapped woman who molested the boy in Zhenbo Mountain yesterday looked at a man in his 20s with a scar on his right eye, "Brother Longze! That's her—hiccup!" The woman hiccupped in fright.

The room was the scene of a fierce battle. The fisherman killer's blood flowed all over the floor. In front of him was a woman with a sharp knife, and the one who stabbed the fisherman killer across the face was actually a feather duster!

The woman pulled out the feather duster slowly from the man's body without changing her face, and the punks who came to find fault could even hear the groans of flesh and blood, and couldn't help but get goosebumps all over their bodies.

As the feather duster was pulled out, the blocked blood gushed out instantly.

The big and small punks noticed that there was a woman in a Hello Kitty bathrobe in the corner of the room, holding a refrigerator and eating strawberry smoothie.

Cruel, really too cruel!

Punks, big and small, usually see blood, and they have used baseball bats or cold weapons, small knives, fruit knives, watermelon knives, etc. in fights, but this way... It's just like the legendary killer in the movie that can kill anything!Totally the object of their adoration.

"You, you are..." Long Ze Longxiu, a promising young man from the Hakone underworld, found that his tongue was tied, and he couldn't even open his mouth in front of this woman.

The side face that was sprayed with blood beads looked like a god!

Isn't this woman the guiding light he has been looking for?

The owner of the hot spring hotel also ran over and jumped when he saw the scene in the room, and saw the kneeling masked man so frightened that his legs went limp, "The fisherman killer!"

Fisherman killer wanted for 50 years has finally been caught.

When the mask was removed, a pale young man's face was revealed.

"Copycat? Identified?"

"Yes."

"Then, you—" The senior police officer looked at Chio Mitani vigilantly, and smiled at the innocent female high school student—what female high school student in the world would poke a feather duster into the shoulder blades of a serial murderer and return her face Did it come out without changing the color?

Is this the so-called master among the people?

"Sangu Shangqianxu."

"Yes!"

Chio Mitani, who was invited to the police station for the first time, was very flustered, and her best friend, who also stabbed the fisherman killer's Dora Yan himself, slipped away!

break up!Be sure to break up!

"How did you stab the murder weapon into the prisoner's body?"

A policeman walked in and walked away from Chio Mitani as far as possible, "The handle of the feather duster is just ordinary bamboo, which was made by the former owner of the hot spring hotel himself. There are many other dusters of the same kind."

Here comes the question, how a soft bamboo penetrates the human body is worth exploring.

Sangu Shangqianxu has nothing to love in life.

Just when she thought she was going to be imprisoned, a person who shouldn't be here appeared.

No Tasuke!

Kuroko Notasuke actually appeared in the interrogation room!

"Mr. Heizi." The superintendent immediately stood up and greeted Notasuke.

Heiziye Taisuke was also rude, pointing to Qianxu and said, "The formalities have been completed, can I take her away?"

Now Kuroko Notasuke is about 27 or 16 years old, and Mitani Moro Chio is still a pink and tender 16 years old, and will be [-] years old at the end of the year.

Mitani Sho Chio followed Heiziye Taisuke away with her head down, seeing the light again made her want to cry with excitement.

As soon as she looked up, she saw Dao Leyan's grandson who killed a thousand swords leaning against Heizi Ye Taisuke's luxury car, waving his hands, and holding out-of-prison soy milk, "Come here, have a sip of luck."

"I'll go in and who's to blame!"

"The fisherman killer."

"Obviously you stabbed him!"

"I stabbed him with a feather duster, it's less of a crime than you stabbed him with a controlled weapon." I sighed, showing a sad expression, "I did this for you, and you don't appreciate it."

Sangu Shangqianxu was so angry that a mouthful of old blood spurted out.

Heizi Notasuke expressed that he would give us a breakup, as if he and Qianxu hadn't broken up yet, and I didn't care. Qianxu thought that if she didn't agree, it would mean that she still cared about Notasuke... Bah, it's Heiziye!The nicknames between lovers who broke up should also be thrown away!

Hei Ziye opened the car door for us in a very gentlemanly manner, and he still has a driver.

A native Edo commoner samurai came to modern times less than a year ago. He has a luxury car and looks very rich. Even the local senior police officers are polite and afraid of him... Damn, he is a winner in life.

I'm not jealous.I think my father and I also ruled Japan as the eldest brother of Toyotomi Hideyoshi and Tokugawa Ieyasu!

Want to be the big brother?Then choose.

[①Across the East China Sea ②Became the talent of Wang Zuo ③Become the king of salted fish]

Three options that don't make sense.

1. Across the East China Sea, am I going to pull out the Dinghai God Needle or something? In the seven dragons... ride a dragon!When Dragon Knight is still Donghai in onepiece, it's easy.

2. Wang Zuozhi is so talented!Govern the country diligently and love the people Turn your hands over the clouds, cover your hands for the rain and hold the emperor in order to make the princes lift up the boss... I am so fucking good at it.

3. The salted fish king... The name has a low-b temperament. Although the salted fish king in the Onmyoji game is also quite stylish, it is a male eyeball or a treasure that may be dug up by a fox at any time, which is very dangerous!

Here comes the question, which one to choose between 1 and 2?All seem to be good.I prefer 2.

Slow!

Let me take a closer look at 2, Wang Zuozhicai, there is a text trap!Wang Zuozhi, the king's left, isn't his mother a eunuch! ! !

I almost fell into the path of the absolute option.

Choose 1.

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East China Sea, the weakest sea among the four seas.

However, it is this weakest sea that gave birth to superpowers whose prestige is no less than that of the Four Emperors of the New World. People call them the Seven Emperors!

These seven people once drank their blood to form an alliance in the holy place of Whale Island in the East China Sea!Yijie Jinlan.

The seven are:

overlord creek

Juggernaut Johnny

Sword God Joseph

Colonel Ax Monka

Bandit Empress Dadan

Bandit King Sig

The last person is the most terrifying legend in the East China Sea

The King of Forces - Daole!

The seven people vowed not to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day.

The seven

The Bandit Empress Dadan is the eldest sister of seven people. As the saying goes, the eldest sister is as good as the eyes, and the other six people respect her very much.Rumor has it that Dadan has a formidable background, and all the people who come into contact with are high-level officials of the world government. All the five old stars have had afternoon tea with her, and even had a relationship with some of them.

The bandit king Sig is the second elder brother. He and the bandit empress Dadan once took down a large area of ​​the mountainside near the windmill village. Later, Dadan retreated bravely in a rush, but Sig still had blood, so the two parted ways.

The third brother is the ax emperor Mengka. This person was originally a hero of the East China Sea, but he was recruited to become the navy.

The fourth brother overlord Creek, also known as the pirate admiral, colluded with the Mengka military bandits to dominate the East China Sea like his own swimming pool.He is an outstanding man of all ages.

Wang Daole, who is ranked fifth, is the owner of Whale Island, a holy place in the East China Sea. She has been pretending to be a force since she was born three months ago. In the past 15 years, she has plundered all the aura of coercion in the East China Sea. He is a cook, and he has been friends with Red-footed Zhepu, another legendary powerhouse in the East China Sea.

Juggernaut Johnny Xingliu grew up with the sword god Joseph. Both of them are martial arts masters that are rare in a thousand years. Before they were 20 years old, they had become the strongest sword master in the East China Sea.It has reached the state where the human and the sword are united, which is so terrifying.

God of sword Joseph, although the sword is not as good as the sword, it is the leader of a hundred soldiers, but it is worse than ever-changing.It is rumored that Joseph, the sword god, forced Wang Daole to teach him the supreme sword technique, and comprehend a unique skill to become a god by himself.He has already trained his saber skills to be as powerful as the first sword of a hundred soldiers.

But now that many years have passed, three of the Seven Emperors have died violently one after another!

The thief king Sig and the overlord Crick died one after another, and the ax king Mengka chopped down the legendary marine Garp with the strength of the admiral of the navy, unwilling to hurt his life, and left calmly.His whereabouts are still unknown.

In addition, the bandit empress Dadan has not been born for many years, pursuing a higher realm, the Seven Emperors have existed in name only.

"Now, there are only me, St. Johnny, and Joseph left." I sighed, reminding me as soon as I entered the rivers and lakes.

A murderous intent flashed in my eyes, "Those Xiaoxiao are so disrespectful. It seems that we have been in the East China Sea for too long but we don't know that the world is now full of powerful people, and another world of great struggle is coming..."

I was sitting in Malatang with only six tables... no, in a small shop hidden in the wild, looking at the blue sea surrounded by Whale Island, I thought ecstatically.

Farmer Aluni passed by my store with a hoe, looking around, "Boss? Are you there? Give me a straw hat. I was unlucky to have a fight with Lina at the beach and didn't notice that the straw hat was blown into the sea."

I picked up a brand new straw hat in gold and red ribbon from behind the counter, "100 Baileys."

"Give."

After taking the banknotes, I picked up another bundle of straw and quickly weaved a straw hat.

After weaving a straw hat, my snail rang, and it was Joseph, "Fifth brother! We have met a worthy opponent, the world's number one swordsman, Hawkeye, hahaha! The boy from overseas, wait for us to give him a Lesson! The fourth brother was killed by him in a surprise attack!"

I shook my hand, and a straw turned into powder immediately.

The world's greatest swordsman?

It's been a long time since I saw such an ignorant and arrogant junior.

Anyway, he is really deceiving people too much.

Crick is so kind that he can’t help accepting poor people who want to go to him. As a result, there are 50 pirates with as many as 5000 people, but behind it is a huge financial problem. In order to support these talents, they have to go The great route, but was blocked by that Hawkeye! He didn't care about the life and death of 5000 people.

Crick wants to protect the [-] subordinates who are eating dry food, and at the same time fights a duel with Hawkeye who cuts off anyone, how can he be undefeated!Before he died, he was still thinking about the livelihood of his subordinates.

My eyes are red.

This man is too deceitful! !

I held the 2-meter Taidao in front of my heart, and today, let me avenge my fourth brother who died in vain.

God!

I hope that in the next life, fourth brother will not be so kind, even if he is a little selfish.

I swiped my pen and wrote a letter:

Eldest sister Dadan personally said:

Brother Daole went to avenge the fourth brother.don't read.

After finishing writing, I bribed Newsbird to send it to the mountain behind Windmill Village.

After doing these things, I locked the door, came to the beach, jumped out of a canoe, picked up the paddle, and started paddling quickly.

In the evening, a big wave hit and the boat capsized.

I sighed while hugging the broken plank, and shook my head, "I haven't been out to sea for many years, I didn't expect the wind and waves on the sea to be so strong, even the great voyage is not far away."