Absolutely retarded option

We have reason to believe that for the 16-year-old Akashi Seijuro, this is no less humiliating to Han Xin, Gou Jian, king of Yue, and Sima Qian who was castrated.

But after all, he is a rich man in modern society who has been educated in imperialism and has correct three views. He cannot casually execute inferior people who are disrespectful to him like princes or nobles in feudal society.

Although Akashi wanted to do that very much, if in ancient times, he would definitely order the knife and axe hand to hold an ax to split Rantang Ri's jaw from the middle. Maybe there will be a new criminal law called chopping firewood in history.

"You've got the wrong person, I'm not the one you said."

If Lian Rantangli can understand it so easily, it's not that Saiki Kusuo can't read his thoughts... Rantang.

"You said you are not a buddy, who are you? You obviously have the same face as your buddy, um... there is no hairpin on your head?"

Which man would wear hairpins on his head in broad daylight... Seijuro Akashi paused for a moment, and suddenly thought of the boy who looked exactly like him in the photo taken by Kise with two strange things on his head. Is it a hairpin?The man with the ass on the chin knows him

The moment Teruhashi Shinmi saw Akashi Seijuro was like an electric shock.Although they just met, this group of people couldn't help but shout at her, except Akashi Seijuro.

He looked like a completely upgraded and enhanced version of Saiki Kusuo, and she seemed shamefully about to change her mind.

"Student Rantang, you've got the wrong person. He's not Qi Mu."

Rando went around to Akashi Seijuro, touched half of his buttocks, and looked at Akashi Seijuro carefully, "You don't wear glasses either. But since Teruhashi-san said so, you must be right."

I really fall in love with you, Zhaoqiao.

"You and your buddies look alike, more alike than my father and my mother."

Everyone just thought he was joking, although the time spent together as a husband and wife will become more and more similar, but there is absolutely no such similarity between Saiki and Akashi.

I can only say one thing, you are really too naive, you don't understand the mysterious power in the blood inheritance of the Rantang family at all, and the Rantang family stipulates that you must marry the opposite sex who looks exactly like you.

So, Zhaoqiao Xinmei, Rantang is the man you can't get.

At this time, other people in PK High School also realized that Akashi Seijuro was really not Saiki Kusuo, and several people surrounded Akashi in amazement.

"There are people who look so similar in the world, are you really Saiki's brother?" said the sports committee member at the super high school level.

They didn't have the fear and subconscious obedience to Akashi Seijuro at all. Not only did they speak rudely, but they also used their hands.This one squeezed his face, that one poked Akashi's stomach, scared the Rainbow team into silence, what kind of strange creatures are these strange people in green school uniforms, and they completely ignored Akashi's coercion!

Akashi Seijuro struggled desperately, and finally rushed out of the encirclement surrounded by Rando Ritsu and others. He was greeted by Teruhashi Koumi's super perfect smile with a lethality of [-] million volts.

Zhaoqiao Xinmei also handed over a handkerchief, "Are you okay?"

For a moment, the people who felt sorry for and sympathized with Akashi Seijuro immediately cast jealous eyes on him, but Akashi Seijuro was not affected by Zhang Qiaoxinmei's charm at all, thinking: She has a strong personality, even Shintaro All were bewitched.

Green room: ...

Teruhashi Komomi is very satisfied that Akashi Seijuro is not affected by her personality, which is also very similar to Saiki Kusuo. Unlike Saiki Kusuo, he exudes the smell of me being a super rich man.As for how she can distinguish the smell of super rich people, of course it is because she is a perfect beautiful girl.

As a perfect beautiful girl, being able to accurately distinguish the smell of the rich from the smell of the poor is an essential skill.

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What to do? What to do? What to do?A large group of people are coming to see me at my house soon, but where am I?My brother is the only one at home, so how to fool the past is a big problem.

I turned around in a hurry, Saiki Kusuo's smile became more sinister, several times I was close to bumping into him but he dodged it cleverly.

As long as his invisibility is touched, it will fail.Even superpowers are not absolute. (Did you know Akashi)

Every time around this time, I would suddenly come up with a brilliant idea, so I grabbed my cell phone and called my best friend Chio.

After three rings, Qian Xu finally answered, the voice was still full of tiredness from staying up late playing games, and the nasal voice was very strong, "It's you."

Why is her voice so cold?

"I thought we didn't communicate much after high school, and the relationship faded. You made new friends at the new school, and you don't remember me much anymore."

I was innocent, "How could it be possible that I have no other best friends besides you."

Sorry Sancun, I can't mention your existence at this time, or my backyard will catch fire.

"Qianxu, if you have time now, can you come to my house quickly and put on the mark suit."

Qian Xu said dissatisfiedly, "I told you that my campaign name is Blood Killing or not Mark One. What happened to you in such a hurry? Damn it!! Can your voice become a man?"

Now you realize that we have been talking for more than 1 minute, have you never suspected that the man you are talking about is not me?Can she already hear my soul over my voice?Worthy of being my best friend!

...Sorry, Sancun.

"Because of some kind of force majeure, I have become a man now. Teiko, Xiongying, and those from PK High School are coming to visit me. I have already agreed. There is only a male version of me at home and no female version of me, so can you come over?" Put on a wig and pretend I’m lying on a hospital bed? I’ll wrap your face up, and you’ll just have to pretend to be hoarse, and you’ll definitely be able to handle it.”

"...Your high school life is really colorful, yes, anyway, I don't have much to do now."

As expected of my best friend, he agreed so straightforwardly and didn't ask me for any benefits at all. I was so moved that tears welled up in my eyes.

Daughters are easy to get, but true friends are hard to find.

"...The price is the same as last time. I'll charge you a [-]% discount for the sake of an acquaintance. After all, I also have to take risks."

I take back my last sentence.

Mark's suit can travel faster than the speed of light, so it's only a few breaths from her to my house. As soon as the group of mentally handicapped visitors came to the street of my apartment, Qianxu got in through the window.The fully intelligent battle suit automatically peeled off from her body, forming a metal ball hanging on her wrist.

Seeing me, Qianxu whistled, "You are so handsome! So you look like this when you have a sex change? It would be great if you were born a male version of you. It's such a waste of DNA."

Are you complimenting me on how good the Dao Le family is?I will pass on your compliment to my parents.

Qian Xu took out a bunch of red wigs from the bag, "I took the time to buy a wig, the length is not a problem."

I just love the way she does things so efficiently, it's so charming.

"It's not too late, you come here quickly." I pulled Qianxu into the room, changed her pajamas, put on a wig, painted her face white, put on a mask, put ice packs on her head, painted her eye circles black, and removed her hair from the storage. Turn out the infusion bottle and hang it up.

Qian Xu said, "What's wrong with you? Why do you look like you just came out of the intensive care unit."

I don't know what's going on, anyway, the script I received is that I will die soon.

Absolute Option also kindly sponsored the quick beard growing potion, and after taking a sip, dense beard stubble grew on the clean chin in an instant.Just like a down-and-out and decadent male god who hasn’t shaved for a week, I really think that different styles have different effects on different people. The same coat, sharp brother, is the king of decadent street photography. Wear it differently It's a bum.

Qianxu was also taken aback by my new look, she stretched out a chubby white hand from under the quilt and gave me a thumbs up, I quickly put her hand back under the quilt and stared at her, "Remember You are very weak now, try not to talk except for coughing. Do you understand? Otherwise Grandma Wolf will eat you."

Qian Xu said, "For the sake of money, you told me to do it."

Qian Xu will definitely not become a real hero in the future, and will definitely be on the list of hero killers.

In order to ensure that she would not pull me back, I reached out to her according to her brain circuit, and thumped my chest, "Blood of my blood!"

Qian Xu, who was a super fan of A Song of Ice and Fire, immediately tore off her chest with the same movement, and said frantically, "I use my blood, the blood of my blood!"

The translation is not to ask for the same year, the same month, and the same day, but to ask for the same year, the same month, and the same day to die.

After I got everything ready, the doorbell rang.

Except for the classmates from PK High School, the other two classes have never met my brother.

The moment the door opened, the girls all showed amazed expressions at me, a decadent handsome guy, and the teenagers were so shocked by my masculinity that they looked at me unhappily.

"There are so many people here. I am Yanjiang's brother. Thank you for visiting my sister. Please come in. You don't need to take off your shoes." There are not so many slippers at home.

"Excuse me." Everyone said one after another, their voices were very low, it seemed that they knew that my sister was recovering from illness, so it was not appropriate to make loud noises.

Behind the crowd of Akashi, I took my eyes off him with great difficulty. It was strange that he usually walked in the front, so why did he walk behind this time.

"Do you want something to drink? There are all kinds of drinks at home—"

I was just about to turn around and go to the refrigerator to get a drink, but my footsteps stopped suddenly. Why did I see Teruhashi Shinmi coming out from behind Akashi Seijuro shyly.

At this time, there seemed to be [-] grass mud horses galloping past at four times the speed in Teruhashi Xinmei's heart. She had just found out that Akashi Seijuro was actually the heir of the Akashi family, one of Japan's three major chaebols. Huya Douli's family has money if it's not good, this time it's really a treasure!And he's so gentle and refined, with a personality a hundred times stronger than Cai Huya's!

I know Teruhashi Komi's eyes very well. I once gave Akashi Seijuro a look that was a hundred times more idiotic than hers.That is the look that must be won.

You promised to like Saiki Kusuo, why did you fall in love with Akashi Seijuro in the blink of an eye?Why do you want to grab everyone I like!

I'm like a brain-dead female supporting role, labeling Saiki Kusuo and Akashi as me.

At this time, the invisible Saiki Kusuo felt the same as me: women are too fickle.

Now I officially declare that Shinmi Teruhashi and I will be eternal enemies.

"Is Doraku-san in the room?" Akashi asked politely.

"Well, you go to see her first, but don't go in with too many people at once."

Although so many people came in at once, my house didn't seem crowded. It was because I lived in Daming Mansion for a long time, and I had a fundamental misunderstanding about the size of ordinary houses.

There were too many people and there was no place for Saiki Kusuo to stand. He was already in a state of invisibility, and he must not be touched by others, or his superpower would fail.

But with so many people walking around in the room, it was hard not to be bumped by others. For this reason, he floated on the ceiling like a ghost, observing every move of the people below.These people more or less have auras in their bodies, even if they have no personality, they can become psychics such as onmyojis, psychics, fortune tellers, etc. It's incredible.

There are so many superhuman beings gathered around Mr. Daole. The world is so wonderful that even he, the god of the new world, can't fully see through it.

Everyone in Diguang went in together.

As soon as Mitani Sho Chio opened her eyes, she realized that she had entered the kingdom of giants by mistake.

Momoi Wuyue was stunned, Daole was actually wearing a ventilator on his face during the infusion!

The ventilator was found by me separately, and it is much easier to use than a mask.

Momoi Wuyue's eye circles turned red all of a sudden.Team Rainbow also fell silent.

"On the way, I heard Zhaoqiao-san say that Saiki... the boy who looks very similar to Akashi is Doraku-san's half-brother."

Chio Mitani: Your high school is really colorful.

A group of people gathered in the living room, and Kai Teng Shun said that he was also preparing to take the entrance examination for Xiongying High School, but before leaving, the mysterious power from the dark reappeared in the world.

The others went to chat with others after hearing a few words to confirm that he had a second illness in middle school. Only Izuku Midoriya forgiving the color healing little angel still listened carefully to Shun Kaito's words.

In fact, he was just a little nervous. Everyone would be nervous in an unfamiliar environment.

"Dao Le went to PK High School and we all miss her."

"Doraku-san is a very good person."

"She made a lot of laughs."

You're talking like an obituary at a funeral.

Suddenly, the doorbell rang and there was a knock on the door.

Liri Yuchazi happened to be at the Dog Villa next to the door teasingly pointing her ass at her five cents, and opened the door without any hassle.

Of course Sigang Mudiao recognized Xiongying and the gang of brats, and was upset that the woman even stuck out her finger to poke his ass!

Damn, she must be the first to kill her when she regains her human form!It doesn't work if anyone stops it.

Haizaki was outside the door, scalping the door frame as he came in.

"Yo, big brother."

The reason why Haizaki Shougo appeared here was that Momoi Wuyue told him that Dao Leyan was seriously ill and was about to die.

Momoi Mayzuki: I swear I only said that Doraku-san was sick for several days.

As for why Haizaki and Momoi are still in contact... It can only be said that Momoi's social skills are better than Akashi's.

"Yo, big brother."

The corner of my mouth twitched, "Why are you here?"

"Last time when I came here, you said you were not happy, but you lied to me, right?" Haizaki looked at so many people in the room, and frowned. Could it be that Dao Leyan is really sick so important that so many people come to visit together? sick.

At this point, I can't block Huizaki from seeing 'me', "Yan-chan Teiko's classmates are all inside, do you want to go in?"

Diguang's classmate?It must be those people in the basketball department.

Gee.

Haizaki Shogo hadn't seen those people for a long time.Even though it has been so long, he still remembers that group of hateful people.

I lit up the fire and said, "Why don't you dare to go in?"

Haizaki, as a teenager who puts his face above the sky, of course couldn't bear it, "I'm going in."

In the bedroom, Sangu Shangqian could hardly breathe. Why are there such tall people? These people have grown taller after they went to high school!And Ziyuan, you go out and the air is sucked away by you.

"Cough cough cough."

"Doraku-san..." Momoi Wuyue bowed her head and apologized, "I'm sorry."

Chio Mitani: Although I don't know what you apologize for, but from my experience, it is definitely not you who are wrong.

"Akashi?"

No, Akashi Seijuro also apologized.Really, hell!

Chio Mitani, a middle and lower class in the academy, naturally has an instinctive fear of Akashi, the top predator.

She might not be able to bear Akashi's apology.

"Dao Le, I..."

Halfway through Akashi's words, the door was pushed open.

It's Haizaki.

Momoi: "Little Hui!"

I didn't ask why Huizaki came, everyone has noticed it, the order is like this, Dorakuen likes Akashi, Haizaki likes Dorakuhan.

How can Haizaki compare with Akashi?

Although Dao Le Yan is unreliable in various ways, his vision is still very good.

Haizaki looked at Chio Mitani, who was lingering on the sick bed, with heartache.

Chiao: Life is full of ups and downs, and it’s impossible not to increase the price.

Haizaki ignored the group of former teammates, sat down on the edge of the bed relying on the close relationship he thought he had with me, reached into the bed and grabbed Chio Mitani's hand.

Mitani Moro Chio: ...and said that you and Haizaki have nothing to do!Liar!

Team Rainbow looked at Haizaki's actions and fell silent.

Could it be that Doraku-san was obsessed with Akashi while spending the indulgent three years of middle school with Haizaki?

——Although Kokoro loves Akashi, it doesn't prevent her from enjoying Haizaki's sexy body.do you mean this?

Feeling Haizaki felt something was wrong.

Dao Leyan's hands are not so small and fleshy!

Dao Leyan's hands are slender and soft, it must be so cool to use them to masturbate!

Don't underestimate his memory and imagination!

Haizaki Shougo threw off the quilt, tore off the respirator, and asked, "Who are you!"

Mitani Sho Chio hurriedly got up, and the wig fell off.

"... Sangu Shangqiano?!"

Momoi Itsuki picked up the dropped necklace, opened it and saw that there was a photo of Kuroko Tetsuya inside, but it was a little darker.Immediately the mood is complicated.

Dorakuyan and Chio Mitani are friends, one hopelessly in love with Akashi, and the other bitterly in love with Zhekun.It hurts so much.

"Why are you here!" Haizaki said coldly.

Dangerous! It's too dangerous!Looks like he's going to punch me!Sangu Shangqianxu was in such a hurry that she yelled for help in her heart.

And a small event happened in the living room—Li Ri Ochako floated into the air and ran into Saiki Kusuo.

Stealth status is lifted.

Everyone saw Saiki Kusuo sticking to the ceiling like a gecko.

Everyone in Pk: "..." It's pitiful for Qi Mu to know that he and Daole's siblings can't come in openly and can only sneak in stealthily.

Zhaoqiao Xinmei: "..."

Saiki Kusuo: ... He really doesn't sneak here often.

Xiongying's classmate Ye Yin: How did he hide his clothes together!Amazing!Want to apprentice!

"Qimu..."

Damn Saiki Kusuo, you trash has been hiding in my house, didn't you teleport away, liar!Big trotters!

I cursed furiously in my heart, and said on my mouth: "It's my brother, why are you there, come down quickly."

Qi Mu came down slowly.

At the same time, a person flew down from the bedroom on the second floor and threw himself into my arms, wrapping his legs around my dog's waist... Although we are best friends Qianxu, I am a man now, can you pay attention to my posture?

Excuseme, did you touch my chest muscles on purpose? Even if you are a close friend, you can't... Could it be that what you are thinking is the plot of "Become a man, let your girlfriends feel good first"? !

...In other words, why did she come down? Could it be that she was discovered?

In the next second, Haizaki, who was tanned but whiter than Aomine, came down.

"Brother, what's going on?"

I saw Qi Mu Kusuo's treacherous smile sharply. Wait, this guy wants to restore my daughter to divert everyone's attention in order to change the poor image of my sister who was found invisible and appeared in the orthopedic department. !Qi Mu-jun told me you are not such a scum!

At this time, the black-hearted Akashi also saw Kusuo Saiki in the crowd, was surprised, and said: "Doraku-san is not in the room, it is this classmate who is lying on the bed pretending to be seriously ill."

Everyone looked at Chio Mitani, who was holding me, with various eyes.

Akashi added another knife, "And as far as I know, Le Yan is an only child without an older brother."

Akashi, you are such an Akashi!Without the mandarin duck eyes, you have fused with other personalities, you have become bad, you have become bad!

After this catastrophe, I will burn your treasured fat times!Don't make me smell it again!

I want to quit addiction completely!

If I can't quit, I will go to the real person Yang Yongxin to stand the test of thunder tribulation together!Sooner or later, I will be able to hope that my son will become a dragon... no, he will ascend through the tribulation!

Although Akashi smiled, but the smile made me very stressed, "Sir, may I know your name?"

Me: "... Daole Zhengchen."

Akashi: "..." This is a familiar taste, a familiar formula.

Akashi seemed to be sure of something.

At this time, Saiki Kusuo stretched out his hand and showed the opening gesture of the milk-grabbing dragon's claw hand - solution!

Dozens of pairs of eyes watched the handsome man with half of the dreadlocks dreadfully shrunk in size... I hugged Mitani Sho Chio with my backhand.

We clearly saw each other's unworthy faces in each other's eyes.

Saiki Kusuo really hit me hard!

"Student Daole!" "Dao Leyan!" "...It's you!" "It scared me to death!"

I looked at Saiki Kusuo with hatred, and I still didn't forget to defend myself, "I became a man because of someone else's personality, I definitely didn't deliberately lie to you! Believe me!"

No matter how much I open the eyes of the innocent and juicy doll, no one trusts me.

Even Green Valley's forgiving look turned away suspiciously and refused to meet my eyes!

Saiki Kusuo!Day you fairy banban!Banana you guava!Mother Hippie!You son of a bitch!I beat your lungs!I say that Leyan will not avenge this, and I swear not to be a human being!