Absolutely retarded option

After working as a gatekeeper on the edge of the Dark Continent for a year, my sword skills are at full strength. Now if I confront Akashi Seijuro, I will make him call Dad every minute.

When I thought of pressing Akashi under my body and rubbing it casually, I became even more energetic in chopping up the monster.Akashi or something is not of the same class as Warcraft.

I skillfully cut a piece of meat from a cow-shaped monster and roasted it on the fire.

Solitude makes me strong, makes me invincible.

Finally one day, when I was standing with a knife, standing on the vent of the cliff, I felt the violent wind blowing my hair like withered grass.I shed bitter tears. There is nothing I want in this broken place. There is only a stone house, and there is no skin care product. I have to worry about the sneak attacks of monsters under the water even after taking a bath. For this reason, I killed all the monsters in the lake. .

A group of people rushed behind me quickly, but I didn't turn around. The lonely and resolute back gave them a strong shock.

I only heard the leader of the young man with the reverse cross on his forehead say, "I read from the book that at the junction of the human world and the dark continent, there are some people who have defended this place for generations. They don't marry and don't have children. , every day, every night.”

The moment I saw the reverse cross on young people's heads, I knew who they were.

In all dimensions there is the notorious Phantom Troupe, headed by a baby-faced young man, Kuroro Roussillo, and his lackeys - the blond hacker, the prematurely aging sword Shi Xinchang, the short-tempered Feitan who likes to abuse, and the big-breasted royal sister Paknotan who has deep love for the leader, but because her face is too sad, she dare not say it.

I don't know what happened to the thief and his lackeys here.

I thought about it, it is not a problem for me to face one of them now, but if I am to be besieged by four top players, I may not be so comfortable.At present, they seem to have no intention of attacking, but are watching my back intently.

Did I unknowingly grow into a shadow killer?

The me who has become a killer from behind has a vicissitudes of life and a heroic temperament, while the corner of my mouth is twitching in front of me, wishing to jump off the cliff and run away.

After a year of training in a dangerous place, I still don't have a strong soul.

"Your Excellency, please turn around." The thief leader spoke first, "We have no malicious intentions, Miss Dole."

The leader of the thieves called me by my name accurately. Oops, how did he know that!And I actually find his pronunciation of my name quite charming?Sure enough, after staying in a place full of monsters for a long time, it feels too empty.

Kuroro explained the reason without waiting for me to ask him, "I heard that the previous caretaker, Luo Shengluo Luomen, resigned from the position of gatekeeper and passed it on to an unknown lady. I am very curious. So I came to visit with my friends."

This lie is not up to par. Don't you need to give gifts when visiting from another world?

Came to the door empty-handed?

The airship of the thieves was still hovering in the sky, swayed here and there by the violent mountain wind, a man with red hair jumped from above, and landed just one meter in front of me impartially.The ground was smashed into a hole by him, and the calf almost sank into the mud. The gravity here is much stronger than the outside world.

I lowered my head and met the eyes of the red-haired man. He has a pair of slender and charming eyes, his hair stands up, and there are stars and water droplets on his cheeks.I remember someone once said that the stars are his last light, and the water drop is his last tear. At the time, my toothache was so sour.

I closed my eyes, sighed helplessly, and it still came.I can't escape this calamity.

"Miss, are you strong? How about a fight?"

Hisoka looked at me frantically, and I knew he wanted to draw out his poker cards immediately and fight me for 300 rounds.

coming.

[Choose: ①[Accept Hisoka's challenge and develop a friendship with him that transcends gender in battle. ]②[Refused Hisoka's challenge and was killed by him. ]] The system issued a death notice to me.

Does this system not even want to do a face project now?

Fight or die, what other options do I have?

So I chose ①.

I nodded expressionlessly, "I just killed too many monsters this year, I have forgotten what it's like to kill humans, please use your screams to please me."

I said very shameful lines, and everyone in the Phantom Troupe looked at me with strange eyes.Especially Feitan smiled and nodded to me as if he had found a bosom friend, although I couldn't see whether he was smiling through the mask.

[Choose: ①[Practice the profound meaning of the Saiyan, don't do it first, observe the opponent's strength after a beating. ]②[After being beaten up by Hisoka, he got up unscathed and said, is your strength only so small? ]③[Using the strongest move [ordinary one knife], with the madness of the sword, he tore up all of Hisoka's clothes, and left three scars on his right eye, which made him suffer for the rest of his life. Can't forget, you are the woman who brought him scars. ]]

After looking at these three options, my heart is ashamed.

What the hell are the first two options?Isn't carrying out the profound meaning of the Saiyans just standing there and being beaten and not fighting back?

And I don't know, without the help of the system, after being beaten up by Hisoka, will I still be alive?

And the last option is too insignificant, isn't it only for men to tear up some clothes with sword energy?

Although Hisoka is known as one of the three beauties in the anime world, I am quite interested, but not on such occasions, especially when there are audiences.

But I have no choice.

I pulled out the big sword on my back, this top-notch sword was haunted by the ghosts of countless monsters who died tragically in its hands.

——This is a demon sword.

I held the handle of the knife with both hands, and waved at Hisoka—because the movement of swinging the knife was so fast that there was an afterimage, as if it had never moved in place, but with Hisoka's eyesight, he Knowing that this knife is something he can't dodge no matter what.

As a top swordsman, Nobunaga's pupils tightened, what a fast sword!

"Hisso! Get out of the way!"

"It's useless, he has been locked by the sword energy. No matter where he runs, he can't avoid the sword." Kuroro said calmly. "I heard from people who sell news on the black market that Daole's knife cannot be dodged, and all monsters cannot dodge her knife, and all of them are killed by one knife."

The members of the Phantom Brigade stared at Hisoka, although most of them didn't like Hisoka, but he was one of the members of the Phantom Brigade after all, as the hands and feet of the spider, if Hisoka was dying here, they would Avenge Hisoka.As for Hisoka, he provoked Daole first and was killed by him. It can be said that he deserved it, but there is no such word in the dictionary of the Phantom Brigade.

The moment the knife was swung, it seemed as if a long time had passed, and a fierce sword aura suddenly burst out from the blade, and the sword aura shot straight into the sky, like a whirlwind, forming a closed circle with Hisoka and Dole as the center Death vortex.

Kuroro and the members of the brigade left the range of the sword killing field earlier.

Even so, the flying sand and rocks aroused by the sword energy still cut countless small holes on everyone's faces.

"How is Hisoka? Although he may not die, he must be seriously injured."

"It's very unwise to act rashly before finding out the opponent's strength."

It took a while for the dust to disperse, and even Kuroro couldn't help being stunned when he saw clearly what was happening in the center.

There was nothing on Hisoka.

I put the knife back into the scabbard with a blank expression, never looking at him below the waist, "You understand, this is the gap between you and me."

I have to say that his figure is really good, and he deserves to be called one of the top beauties.

Hisoka looked at himself with a puzzled face, then at me, and said unconsciously, "Hmm..."

I can't wait for them to leave as soon as possible. If they stay here, who knows what problems the system will give me?This level is barely passed, but the system is very good at learning, and sooner or later he will propose an option that I cannot avoid.

"Miss Daole is really powerful. It's just a simple swordsmanship that is so powerful. I don't know what your mind ability is?"

Mind ability, if he didn't mention it, I would have forgotten that the most famous thing in Hunter World is not perverts and monsters, but mind ability.

Having said that, what is my reading ability?Because the system was unlocked for me from the very beginning, I even forgot to think about learning the ability to read.

At this moment, Fei Tan, that short man with the potential to be a fighting madman, finally couldn't help but jumped out, "Let me deal with you."

It's over.I seem to have heard the system's strange laughter.

Sure enough, the moment the dwarf jumped out, the familiar prompt sounded in my head again.

[Choose: ①[It's the first time I've seen such a short person. By the way, are you really an adult? (Speaking in Mama-san's tone)]②[Don't say 165, don't you even have 155? (Speaking in the tone of a bad girl)] ③ [When you rob in the future, don't spend all of it on toys, at least save some money to buy milk. (Speaking in the tone of a gentle big sister next door)]]

This, this is simply ready and waiting for me!

This option seems to have three options, but in fact there is only one option. Aren’t they all mocking Feitan’s height?Doesn't he have anything to laugh at other than his height?For example, it's okay to laugh at him for looking like a girl.It can also be said that he looks as cute as my younger brother in elementary school. How could such a cute child want to be a thief.

I really don't want to choose this option, but if I don't choose it, the system will give me a very terrible punishment, such as the aunt's reverse flow or something.

But if I choose, Fei Tan will probably never die with me.

Of course, compared to the result of my refusal to choose, it is more cost-effective to offend Feitan.

This is like choosing the lighter one between dying on your knees or throwing your body to the ground.

Although the results of the three options are the same, if you distinguish carefully, you can still find the difference.

Both the first option and the third option are quite crappy. The tone of my mother Sang and the tone of my gentle neighbor sister do not match my current identity and strength, so there is only the second option. The option brackets use bad girls Said in a tone of voice, but there are many types of bad girls, such as the hooligan type, the high-energy type, and the sunny type.

I chose to say to Fei Tan in the tone of a cool bad girl: "Don't say 165, you don't even have 155?" and compared my height with him.

Feitan's face turned green.

I suddenly remembered that the system did not allow me to compare the height difference between myself and Feitan.

Why should I make such a fuss!

This year, I have imagined countless times how to deal with the absolute options that appear after meeting with the members of the Phantom Troupe. I made up my head and subconsciously made the above actions.

"I must kill you!" Fei Tan gritted his teeth and said this, and then he opened a small umbrella specially for children and rushed towards me.

Having said that, no matter Feitan's fair skin, the clothes that cover his whole body, or the habit of holding an umbrella on a sunny day, he is somewhat similar to a certain second-strongest space fighting nation. Even the front end of the umbrella can shoot bullets, The same is true of the desperate Saburo style of play.

Sure enough, it is a copycat, Kamui.

I have already had a hunch that the system will not be satisfied with just one absolute option, and I subconsciously feel that the system is definitely not enough to play Feitan.

Am I immune to awkward options?As long as it is not an option for shame, I can bear it.

For example, playing the disobedient blue boy's pp or something...

If this option does appear, should I resist or enjoy it?