Absolutely retarded option

What exactly is campus life?

If it was a year ago, I would probably answer like this, "Oh! It's great to be admitted to Teiko. The white uniform is full of youthful flavor, and the school is also full of dreamy atmosphere. Be sure to prepare for your high school debut, and then become School idol."

In the past, I have become a campus idol girl, and I have to dress up for an hour every day when I go out.

Now I am the head of Diguang's five blacks, and I have done countless wonderful things.

A week ago, I was still at the bottom of the five blacks, and I was qualitatively different from Shougo Haizaki, who was at the top of the list, but today, I have stepped on Haizaki's head and become the top of the Teiko five blacks.

The reason for this is full of my sad tears when I describe it.

In just one week, my notoriety has expanded through several levels of class-age-whole school-outside school-friendly school, oh, you ask why?It's very simple, because I sneaked into the locker in the basketball club's locker room and watched the changing process of the big devil Atsushi Murasakihara, and was unfortunately caught.As for why I read it, and how this matter got out from the basketball club with the "Shensha God Beast" Akashi Seijuro, that's something I also want to know.

Along the way, I thought 'Oh, that's Dole Yan, right? ''It's really too powerful! ''To do something we didn't dare to do, it's amazing! 'All kinds of unbelievably positive remarks?I really don't understand what is going on in the minds of junior high school students these days.

Hate, it's not what I want to do!

That's when the damn system in my brain started to torment me again.

At this time, a third-grade girl passed by, and said lightly: "It's disgusting." Then she turned and left.

What is this arrogant woman who was compared to my beauty when she entered school is worthless!

[Choose: ① Pinch your waist and say loudly, 'I am my different fireworks'. ② Lift up her skirt. 】

Such options came to mind.

I have to choose one of these two options, it's something like a world norm.

Is it worth choosing? !

I rushed forward and lifted her skirt - and the guy was wearing nothing... No, how many straps did she wear? ? ?

[It’s amazing, isn’t this a chastity belt?Does anyone actually wear something like this in real life? ! ]

Even I was surprised.

And the woman broke down and cried on the spot.

What are you doing, did I force you to wear it?

I am innocent.

At this time, I keenly felt a dangerous gaze and turned my head.

Red-haired boy, great demon king, Akashi Seijuro.

"Student Daole, you are playing tricks on people again. If you continue like this, you may be expelled from school."

That's right, according to my unscrupulous behavior, I have violated Teiko's school ethos long ago. It is easy to be expelled from school, and it is easy not to be sent to prison as a juvenile delinquent, but I... have no choice.

I raised my smiling face, "I can't help it... I'm sorry—"

[Choose: [①Do you think I'm apologizing?Of course I was kidding you! 166! ] ② You got tricked by me, 165! 】

...Is it over?

What is the difference between 166 and 165?Aren't they all half a head shorter than me?What's more, I'm still wearing high heels. This option means that no matter what weird monologues, dialogues, or behaviors appear, I must follow suit. I was not so obedient at the beginning, but since I paid a painful price.

"You got tricked by me, 165!"

How desperate am I to say such a thing!

Sure enough, Akashi's face suddenly changed.

[Choose: ①[This level is unbearable, your self-cultivation is still far behind! ]②[It's a pity that I will never be able to play a beautiful slam dunk. ]③[Would you like to try wearing high heels? (with a smile)]]

...how is it today?Hell mode triple burst?Did you touch the sensitive mechanism at the school gate?

I found that as long as people from the basketball team encounter the 'absolute option', the chances of it will soar endlessly.

①The words are more common, but this is stealing someone else's lines, right? ② You can’t choose the words absolutely, just like girls are said that no one will like them in their lifetime, it’s a denial of life!If I choose ③, I always feel that something terrible will happen. Sometimes what I say will come true [-]% of the time, it's almost as if the words can't be followed by words!

So I had no choice but to choose ①, Akashi's face didn't change much, it's ok...in fact, it was very ugly (hey!)

Akashi's tutor seems to be not so good, so he still nodded to me in this situation, "See you later, Doleyan."

Miserable!You don't even need to use the honorifics directly with the first name and the last name!

Akashi walked past me, scaring me so much that I was almost galled.

Behind Akashi are several junior high school students with colorful hair, which is too exaggeratedly tall!Are you denying the existence of Akashi?

Then I met Haizaki, and encountered the first option. Adhering to the principle of three long and one short to choose the shortest, I chose D, and then I really ran to the free world!

Instead of singing Binks' wine, to the sea!And the world of 'I'm freer than anyone else', but the hunters of 'We're a gang of outlaws', 'A license to kill is the noblest profession in the world', 'No planes but airships'!

To be honest, I quite like this comic. The bad news can be summed up in a word. The hunter itself is bad news. The good news is that I got rid of the relatively flat facial features and figure of the oriental people, and became a beautiful woman with big breasts and thin waist. Yujie.

However, if you meet Fei Tan, tell him something like [don’t say 165, I’m afraid there is no 155 (and compare the height of the two)], will you be scolded?

It shouldn't be... they all died directly, okay?

In the hotel, I was reading the newspaper and looking for a job. Aunt Kohler said, "Dole, your name is the same as the Dole Group. Are you a young lady who ran away from home, especially without an ID card."

I was silent, "No."

I drank a cup of steaming barley tea and decided to die alone in this small town.

But in the evening three days later, when I was picking mushrooms in the forest, I met a grandpa ((⊙⊙)?) It turned out to be a grandpa! ! !

I have a natural fear of grandpa, don't ask why.

"Are you the little girl boarding in Kolena, right?" The old man looked kindly, holding a cane and a bamboo basket in one hand, and there was a fishy smell coming from it.

I held back my fear and said, "Yes, my name is Daoleyan."

"Well..." The old man pondered for a while, and said, "Dao Le..."

Don't people here like to call me by my full name?And the absolute option has disappeared for a long time.

I couldn't be happier just thinking about saying goodbye to that horrible parasite.

"Little girl." The old man said as if he had made up his mind, "This old man's name is Rashengluo Luomen. I want you to take over a quiet job with a high salary and a relaxed salary. Would you like it?"

Isn't it exactly her ideal condition to be easy, high salary and quiet?As for inheritance, I know that some conservative local jobs are passed down from father to son. This old man must have no children, so I feel a little sympathetic to him.

"What kind of job is it?"

The old man smiled slightly, "It's the job of the forest ranger."

So, after consulting my trustworthy Aunt Kohler, I took over the job of Uncle Luo Shengluo's forest ranger.

Half a month later, I trekked with my uncle to a cliff that was tens of thousands of meters high. This height exceeded the cognition of people on earth, which made me feel uneasy, "... what kind of place is this?"

Uncle Luo Shengluo stood on the edge of the cliff with his hands behind his back, his robe and beard fluttering in the cold wind. The uncle said vicissitudes of life: "1000 years ago, human beings discovered that the world they knew was only part of a wider world. The tip of the iceberg, do you really know what the world we live in looks like?"

The uncle unfolded a map as he spoke. It was a messed up and reorganized map of the world she was familiar with. The most frustrating thing was that the scale was enlarged to thousands of times, and the center of the chaotic map was circled with a blue pen. Opening a small area, Uncle Luo Shengluo said: "This area is the world we know, and over there—"

The uncle pointed to his feet, "Climb down the cliffs and pass through the endless sea. There is a land ten thousand times wider than our world. There, it is called the Dark Continent—"

It seems that I accidentally took some big job, "Well... Is it really okay for me to be a girl in this kind of place?"

As if he didn't hear it, the uncle said: "And we gatekeepers are to repel the monsters and monsters in the Dark Continent through the only passage between the Dark Continent and the human world. This is the mission of the gatekeepers! Daole! Now it's you It's time to take on this burden!" Luo Shengluo said righteously.

I cried, "But I'm just a war scum..."

The uncle didn't speak, but moved his ears, "Here we come—!"

A bird-shaped magical beast that covered the sky and the sun flew up, and my face turned pale with its thick blood. ② Use Zanpakuto to cut off the dead line of Ragumon, and implement the aesthetics of the art of death! 】

I chose ②, and then a Japanese Odachi with a fantastic shape appeared in my hand, almost two meters long. For the floor plan, just cut it along the red line, [Choose it ① Shout out the slogan "From now on I will stand above the sky" ② Shout out "Our righteousness has no haze, Dao Leyan, draw your sword!"③ Shout the original slogan [Once selected, it will be bound for life]]

The system is so messed up? ?

I chose ②, "Our righteousness has no haze, Dao Leyan, draw your sword!" When I watched it before, I didn't feel so shameful when it was my turn to shout.

Shame is shameful, but its effect is simply beyond imagination. After a dazzling silver-white knife light, the Lagu beast turned into countless meat pieces of equal size and fell off the cliff.

I looked in disbelief at the knife in my hand that wasn't stained with a trace of blood. When did I get so cool?

I turned around, smiled arrogantly, and said to Luo Shengluo, "I'll take this job."