Absolutely retarded option

Love sauce, be yourself.

Even a scum like me can't stand it anymore, I seem to have heard the long sigh of the jury, the lady in women's clothing: "Sister Zhi is also a famous product of our company."

Hearing this, I can't help admiring that I didn't listen to Lianjiang's nonsense and believe that she is a girl's heart love system, and I almost lost it at the end of the festival.

The presiding judge: "Since the two of you are arguing endlessly, I will pronounce the verdict. The judgment of this court is as follows - Absolute Juicing Option sued Absolute Mentally Retarded Option for the crime of indecency, and sentenced Dao Leyan to be jointly owned by the two! Retire!"

The presiding judge and the jury came and went in a hurry and disappeared in the blink of an eye. I: "..."

What does it mean that I belong to both of them?

What are you doing to me?Asked for my opinion?Can you still play like this?Your old man is too coquettish!

In a blink of an eye there were only three of us left.

Two defendants and one plaintiff, one sufferer and two murderers, I felt very wronged, and the absolutely mentally retarded option approached me swayingly, "Let's get along more happily in the future."

"No!!"

**

The result of my battle with two zz options is to have two zz.

zz+zz=2b

It's okay.

Insomnia ensues, and counting sheep doesn't help.

Let's put it this way, both zz live in my head, maybe using advanced space technology to open up an independent space, but it's not too big, rounding it up, isn't it—living together!

The two zz live under the same roof, quarreling constantly every day, and Lianjiang can find an excuse to get mad about anything.

Although I am a feminist, I think that such a woman who is a demon will stay away from Lily.

I don't know what Zhier saw in her.

This day, I hugged Li Baoen and Yi Ermi on the eight-meter bed in the city lord's mansion. The simple reason is that there is not enough room in the mansion and my bed is too big, so it is a waste. The two zz started arguing early in the morning, Lianjiang Start to turn over old accounts.

Turning to the first day they met, the mentally handicapped person was sitting diagonally across from her in the classroom, wearing a vest, shorts, flip-flops, ponytail and lollipops for straight men, showing a pair of hairy thighs.

"I think you're fucking disgusting me on purpose! Your legs look like you're wearing hairy pants, like a bunch of cockroaches waving their tentacles crawling on your legs!"

Is it still possible for a human to not shave their legs when they are out of town?

Unexpectedly, there are hairy thighs hidden under such a beautiful appearance of mental retardation, so don't look directly at them.

I have nothing to say about mental retardation. It seems that I am recalling how brave a 16-year-old boy walked into the class with a fairy face and hairy thighs on the first day of school, and he talked and laughed happily with his neighbors.

"You almost disgusted me! I almost threw up!"

I almost died laughing.

I really laughed, Li Baoen wrapped his arms around my waist from behind, "What are you laughing at, I'm dreaming."

Ever since he found out that he couldn't do without the game, Li Baoen stayed calmly and directly lived in the city lord's mansion, living a corrupt life of singing and singing every night.

Daole not only allows him to take whatever he wants and give him what he wants, but also has a very understanding and charming personality. He has never met such a woman in the real world.

I touched Li Baoen's calf, it was very smooth and hairless...why was there a sudden chill.

Li Baoen: "I'm holding you and you still touch Ilmi, what a bad woman."

I made a big mistake and I didn't do it on purpose, "It was my hand that did it on purpose, it's not my fault."

Yier fan turned his head silently, he was also trapped in the game.

Mi Ji is living a very prosperous life these days, becoming the cheap brother-in-law of the city lord, he lives a more luxurious life than at home.

Why is Daole so rich and generous!

As expected of the elder brother's sharp eyesight!

After launching several battles, large and small, I successfully conquered all the cities except the capital, and the queen is still stubbornly resisting.

The envoy took my letter and went to the capital, but was beheaded!

Fortunately, only a player.

This player has received unprecedented attention, and a group of girls surrounded him asking what it's like to be beheaded.

The male player drank and said: "The GM said that if you die in the game, you are really dead, but I didn't die."

"Yeah yeah, we both died a few times in the war and didn't really die."

"Are we still alive in the game, but our real-world bodies are dead? Or are we just ghosts with self-awareness now?"

"very scary!"

Of course it’s because the option of absolute mental retardation is back. Once he comes back, Lianjiang doesn’t have to support alone. There is no man in the family these days_(:з」∠)_

I shook my legs and got up to have breakfast with Li Baoen on both sides of the ten-meter-long table. Yiermi served us both like a concubine.

Yiermi can bend and stretch, the key is that he can't refuse Daole's task at all.

It's not just that I can't refuse and want to put it, I can't help but follow the task content no matter when the time comes, it must be black magic!

Seeing the absurdity of this scene, the figure of the big brother Wei An in his heart suddenly shattered, the one who served the main house was actually his brother, obviously his brother came first, how could it be the old man's turn!

The cook also took the opportunity to say to Yi Ermi with hatred: "Look at what I said, don't come when the opportunity is too late, obviously you are the one who has the most opportunity, and you are taking advantage of others for nothing! One step at a time Wrong."

Il fans were speechless.

Why does everyone want him to be lucky?Is this game toxic?

After a tiring day, Yi Ermi returned to his room. The room was not big, and compared to Li Baoen's room, it was like a servant's room. When did the young master who beat the enemy suffer such grievances?

Il fans didn't expect to be targeted at all.

Or is it a future he doesn't know or a past that has been shifted.

If Li Baoen hadn't come, he might have married his son by now.

Relying on the fact that it is the game world, I will not be pregnant. I have lived a very dissolute life these days, and the queen finally signed the certificate of abdication.

I have legally inherited the crown.

This country can no longer be called Peggyra.

It was renamed the Land of Dao Le.

After Dao Leyan, I will also be a mother with the surname of the country.

People are in good spirits on happy occasions, so I decided to implement the right of first night in my country according to Lianjiang's suggestion.

This move was opposed by all nobles, and the opposition was invalid!In my kingdom I am the law!

I threw all the upright ministers and nobles into prison and tortured them severely. Within a few days, they succumbed and took the initiative to offer a list of beautiful, cute, handsome, handsome and glamorous descendants in the family.

I also struck while the iron was hot and came to a swimming pool draft according to what Lian Jiang said, that is, let the best men from all over the country soak in the pool.

For this reason, I also sent thousands of minions across the country to search for my little brother who is worthy of me.But because my vision is too high, many ugly men grit their teeth and hate that they escaped.

"Standard? Let's follow Li Baoen and Yiermi." I pointed to the two concubines.

Li Baoen thought that he could secure the position of imperial husband, but he made a mistake. I didn't give him the position of imperial husband.

He actually lost his temper with me and made him lose his temper.

Now I'm about to have a mature woman from the Sixth Court of Sannomiya, what does a man care about?I simply relegated Li Baoen to the sidelines and made him proud.

Holding the brochure of draft males, I said to the current Hideo Ambassador, the head of the Knights Kneeling at the bottom, "After these selected males enter the palace, a separate palace will be opened for them to live in, and it's called Hanamaru."

After all these years I finally have Dae Oo (Harem) again.

I almost cried with joy.

The quality of this group of flower boys is obviously much higher than that of the big Oku once owned by King Landing Japan.

It's just that the members of the draft include not only the natives of Perukira but also players.

The players are my subordinates who accompany me to conquer the world, how can I attack my dear subordinates?

That's what I said, but the male players cried and shouted in front of the palace to petition for equal treatment, what else do you think I can do.

After talking about the absolute mental retardation option, he will discuss it with Lianjiang, which I don’t think will do me any good.

It's even a little dangerous.

"Why, it's unreasonable, right? It's the two of you working together, Lianjiang, don't you hate him the most?"

Lianjiang said such a scum girl's speech, "Anyway, I don't have to be responsible, and I should give him some benefits."

When the two of you quarrel, I don’t say that I will never block it. When it’s immoral, block me. It’s very irresponsible to tell you what you do, completely disregarding the mental health of my delicate flower.

"What kind of mental health does a Jiaohua who forcibly enforces the right to the first night in a slave country need?" Lianjiang said disdainfully.

The option of absolute mental retardation also followed suit.

"Isn't that what you asked me to implement?"

"I just told you what you really want. In fact, what you think is that you just don't have the guts to do it."

Could it be that I am a licentious and foolish king?

The script I got was never written like this!

"There is one more thing to inform you. This game world was generated using the previous template. The two of us decided to make some changes. We will update it for one day today, so it will be considered as a holiday for you." Absolute Option said dutifully.

He used to turn into a black and white bear, unable to see the beauty of the prosperous age, and unhappy.

But is it necessary to use a charity tone after following you for so long before taking a day off?

After getting a day off, I will naturally take my concubine Li Baowen on a date.

During these days, Bourne also discovered something wrong with Conquering Wang Daole—she knew Vongola.

It is impossible for the NPC in the game to know Pengo Lie.

He had talked to a child named Mi Ji these days, and learned that they came from different worlds.

And Daole knew it by heart, whether it was Peng Gelie or the beating enemy.

The news that I took Li Baoen on a horseback riding date spread throughout the city lord's mansion in an instant.

Passers-by looked at Yi Ermi, an unfavorable man, with pitiful eyes, and Mi Ji hid and shed a few tears for his elder brother. It is not enough for a man to be strong, and he is a loser if he does not please women.

Mi Ji decided to cultivate his charm and start losing weight from today!

The cook smiled and gave Mi Ji a greasy and delicious roasted venison leg and tendon, "Little Mi Ji, you will have the strength to lose weight when you are full. Besides, I don't think you are fat at all. If a child of your age doesn't What should I do if I don’t grow taller if I eat more? Besides, how much fat can I gain by eating this? It’s delicious. If you really want to lose weight, start eating this meal from tomorrow.”

you are not fat at all

Only when you are full can you lose weight

If you don't eat more, you won't grow taller

How much fat can eat this

Start losing weight tomorrow and eat a big meal today

Achievement of the five consecutive kills of the cook.

Mi Ji squinted his eyes and ate happily.