Absolutely retarded option

Pursue the truth behind the incident and explore the twists and turns. I was raised by this concept and I know the importance of deceiving the people to cover up the truth. What makes strange noises at the bottom of the well are fish moving and not water ghosts? There are frequent strange noises in old houses. It's not that there is an earth-bound spirit, but a wind pipe... I can't deceive myself that Lianjiang is a good love option that is harmless to humans and animals.

No matter how you look at her, she looks like a 404 system.

And she really said tmd just now... Will the real girl's heart system subconsciously greet the unknown Okasang?

"Yan Jiang, sign a contract with me formally."

"I reject."

"...Why! If you reject me, you may stay in the game world forever."

"It's no big deal, even if my so-called reality is not reality, it doesn't matter where I stay, as long as I still exist."

"When the fuck did you become so conscious?"

"I heard you right, you said fuck again."

"You heard wrong."

"Hehe, if you want to negotiate with me, tell me who you are first. You must have acted immorally if you can defeat the absolute retarded option. You just said that he bullied and humiliated you? Mentally retarded is not such a worthless man. "

"..." This sentence was so bad that she didn't know where to start to refute.

Lianjiang was so stubborn that she killed her. She was a young girl and not an old driver. Thinking about it, when the options for absolute mental retardation first came out, they were all harmless options for humans and animals, not as crazy as they were later.Lowering my bottom line little by little...

Lianjiang was very anxious, seeing that I really didn't intend to ask her to grit her teeth and revealed her real identity, "Actually, my real name is Absolute Pao · Wang Option, the purpose is to take the initiative, not refuse, and absolutely irresponsible. You are my choice." The only human worthy of me found by tens of billions of people in countless worlds, a shameless human like you is simply a tailor-made human for me! How about it, are you excited, are you excited?"

I said coldly, "Why do I need you to do what I can do myself? Isn't it superfluous?"

I was exuding the vigor of dating all over the world, and Lianjiang said softly: "Oh? You think you are very powerful, but I can't see it like this. Aren't you holding Akashi in your mouth for fear that it will melt in your palm? It's really shameful that you didn't want to do it even though you had so many opportunities to sleep with his father to relieve your addiction. You know your weakness but don't want to admit it?"

This is the first time I have heard that the impulse to endure sin is not a virtue but a weakness.Are you a fucking garbage system with an underdeveloped cerebellum?

Lianjiang... No, Paojiang Bibi has a bunch of human beings who are not free and controlled by ridiculous rules. Her existence is to help human beings liberate their nature. "I'm sorry, my nature is a goddess of abstinence."

Lianjiang spat out a mouthful of old blood, and I raised my eyebrows, "The imitation is very similar to real blood, you have such a low endurance, how dare you be the king of guns?"

The black and white bear that Lianjiang turned into seemed to be covered with a layer of black air, looking very ominous, "You have kindness."

"Why, did you finally show your true colors? Can you forcefully bind me?"

She said sinisterly, "How will you know if you don't try?"

At this moment, there was a fluctuation in the space. A weird man wearing a black robe with bandages on his exposed skin came out of the vortex and was holding a chain. Lianjiang said in surprise, "Why did the messenger come here?"

"messenger?"

"The absolute retarded option of your appeal has obscenity|obscenity towards you. The parliament has accepted it. Now you have to go to the trial with me. And Miss Dao Leyan, as a witness of their two grievances, you also need to follow me Go together."

This is asking me to be a tainted witness, exciting, of course I will not refuse.

"Then trouble leads the way."

Lianjiang looked at me suspiciously, and when she looked at the sinister smile on my mouth, she panicked, and whispered in my ear: "You don't want to fight back, we are all in the same group."

"Aren't the people who do this kind of thing usually their own people? Fortresses are breached from the inside. This is called attacking the city as the bottom and attacking the heart as the top."

"What are you talking about the Three Kingdoms at this time!"

"You also know the Three Kingdoms, and you thought you used phantom limbs to think."

"you!"

The messenger said: "Miss Dao Leyan, I don't know how your experience is with the option of absolute mental retardation. He is the veteran of our company, and generally he will not bind the host, but because Miss Dao Leyan is very good, the mentally retarded adult will rise With a heart of love and talent..."

Mentally disabled adults?Does the option of absolute mental retardation have such a status in your organization?

It was obviously the first time Lianjiang knew about it.

The messenger closed his mouth knowing that he had made a slip of the tongue, and a smart person like me couldn't help but think about whether he leaked it accidentally or on purpose, telling me that someone or the system above the absolutely mentally retarded option told me to know what to say and what not to say?You don't know what base is as rotten as our carbon base.

The mysterious organization is in the void, and the decoration is very tall. The building can only be built by giants, and the door is [-] meters high.Engaging in such a formalism with no practical value is the same as the library that our school has never opened to students.

Could it be also to cope with the inspection?

The people who beat the enemy Hakka should really let the people who beat the enemy Hakkas see what a door is. Compared with this one, the gate of the underworld in their house is very inconspicuous. There is a huge gap not only in size but also in appearance.

This door is full of reliefs, and I don't know Du Shaoqi. It is also inlaid with gems and jade, and it looks like a hand-made one.

Very pompous.

The gems inlaid on the door alone gave me more than the absolutely retarded option.

It turns out that he used to treat me like a beggar!

angry!

If you are so rich, you still deduct benefits!

...Maybe he can get as many gems as he wants, but experience points and skill points are valuable to him?

Why am I so smart and think so much.

The messenger took us directly to the court.

The shape is very exaggerated, a triangular unmarked cube floating in the white space, and every creature in fine clothes is tightly covered, and the center is like a trial platform, and a stunning silver-haired man is sitting lazily inside, The degree of beauty is indescribable, just like watching One Piece too much and suddenly seeing Clamp's Insaken...

"Oh, you're here." The handsome man whom I had never seen before greeted me.

"........."

"Me, me, you, you, you!"

Hearing the familiar tone, could this be the absolute mental retardation option for my baby system?

I don't understand how this unscientific beauty is so fat!

I grabbed Lianjiang's neck, "You said that our mentally retarded family molested|molested you! He is so good-looking and needs to molested|molest you!"

Lianjiang said very frankly: "If you are rich and good-looking, you won't be obscene|obscene. Where's the logic? Isn't this the same as saying that a beauty can't shit and fart?"

"Cooperating with your system, will you still shit and fart?"

"...This really won't..."

"Silence!" A black mask who looked like the boss patted the gavel, "Sit down!"

A witness stand of the same style was set up in front of me, and Lianjiang sat in the plaintiff's seat.

"The first trial of Absolute Juicing Option's lawsuit against Absolute Mental Retardation Option begins!"

Absolutely...juicing...system?I crunched my neck and turned around to look at Lianjiang. I didn't expect her to say it was the option of the gun king or a euphemism to whitewash herself!

You are so embarrassed to say that the absolute mental retardation option threatens you.

I cast a distressed look at the glamorous and sexy Zhi'er, baby, don't be afraid, my sister will take you home right away.

First of all, I presented the first undocumented, so-called live video. In the video, Zhier and a pink short-haired Bichi fight without any idol baggage. The ones are too tasteless, and both of them are making dirty tricks frequently.

Favorability drops instantly, even if there is an acceptable shell, the absolute mental retardation option is still the absolute mental retardation option.

The option of absolute mental retardation means that physical contact is inevitable in a fight and cannot be said to be obscene. It also reiterates that there is no need to moleste anyone because of his appearance.

"This woman is a juicing system. Is what she said credible?"

"Respected Lord Judge, my name is just my occupation and does not mean that I am a person of low character. This must be taken into consideration. You may wish to ask Miss Le Yan what you have done with the option of absolute mental retardation!"

Come on, shake out how the absolute mental retardation option has deducted you from drinking your blood for so many years!

I don't know what to do, the absolute mental retardation option has followed me for many years, and we charged into battle together... He planned me to fall into battle, as if he was the one who got the benefits, and the one who suffered was always me. In fact, I didn't get any benefits, even if I got The day he was replaced by Lianjiang, and no one apologized.

All the darkness in my heart came out at once.

At this time, the presiding judge looked at me and said, "Miss Dao Leyan, our company's three views are very different from yours. For example, we don't have feelings of shame or embarrassment, and there is no such thing as merit or demerit. , we only have positive and negative, positive and negative that can cancel each other out, what would your life be like without the option of absolute mental retardation? Do you want to know?"

There is no absolute mental retardation option, so my life and my youth must be rose-colored.

The absolutely retarded option smiled contemptuously, "Without me, you would have been an old woman after living for decades!"

I am determined, "Without him, I will definitely live a better life than now."

"Is that true?" The presiding judge's voice was particularly ethereal, "I have a different idea. Your past makes up who you are now. Without the option of absolute mental retardation, you will definitely become a completely different person, living a mediocre life." Life……"

Don't underestimate the mediocre life, the person who says mediocrity often shines with great light.

"How about we make a bet?"

"I reject."

I refused without even thinking about it. You see, your personality is similar to that of the Tathagata Buddha. Back then, the Buddha made a bet with my monkey brother, and he was overwhelmed by Wuzhishan. It can be seen that the bet must be a sure person and a victim Playing, just like gambling to make money is always the banker, as smart as I am, I won't be fooled by this.

presiding judge:"…………"

Absolutely mentally handicapped and proudly raised his chest muscles.

Next, the second piece of evidence was presented, which was Lianjiang's torn socks. If they fought, they would fight, so what's the matter with the innocent socks?This is implicated.

The presiding judge looked at the damaged black stockings without a word.

"Absolutely retarded option, do you have anything to explain?"

"The quality of the socks is too poor." The absolutely retarded option said.

"You fart!" Lianjiang slapped the table and asked, roaring very viciously, "You clearly tore it up on purpose! If you don't believe me, try it with your own hands, if you can tear it up at will, I will lose!"

How could the presiding judge tear the stockings in public? If he wanted to tear them, he would secretly tear them at home.

"Cough cough cough, be quiet, the absolute juice extraction option, please leave if you rant again."

Lianjiang muttered that they would face the option of absolute mental retardation and sat down indignantly.

I weighed in my heart how much of what Lianjiang said was true and how much was false. It stands to reason that women would not joke about their own reputations, but not all, especially Lianchan's real name, in case she wanted to frame the absolutely mentally retarded option Woolen cloth!

Lianjiang winked at me: [What the hell are you talking about with the absolute mentally handicapped option!He is your enemy!Are you a fucking mother bitch! 】

I think you're the only one who can't fucking live without a fucking word!Which girl has such a dirty mouth like yours!

【I was sending out an unyielding cry to the universe! 】

Your family shouts just to greet his mother?

How innocent is his mother, why can't she greet his dead ghost father?

Why is it difficult for a woman to be a woman.

When is the time for retribution.

Take a step back and take a step back.

These three sentences flashed through my mind one after another.

It's better to let go...

"The absolute juicing option, if you can't produce stronger evidence, I will acquit the absolute mentally handicapped option..."

"Wait! I still have a witness!"

"Dao Leyan's words cannot be used as evidence. He is somewhat contradictory to the option of absolute mental retardation. Her words cannot be used as evidence."

This presiding judge is very similar to a referee who has received black money, so clever.

Lianjiang said confidently: "It's not Dao Le Yan, I have other witnesses!"

Now he even looked at the absolutely mentally retarded option that didn't take her seriously.

Lianjiang arrogantly called a 150 women's dress | Zhengtai came in, "This is my junior in the academy, the absolute women's clothing option, he can prove that the absolute mental retardation option often touched me and peeped at me when he was in college, help me Clean up and get the courier for me! Cleaning up for me must be helping me to take away my used toilet paper, toothpicks, hair and nose hair from my cut nails! Helping me get the courier must be taken apart to see What is it, maybe he is still holding my underwear like this!"

"Silent! Keep dignified!" The presiding judge looked at Lianjiang very dissatisfied. You are a woman who let you take office and treat you very preferentially. You don't want to repay your favor and you want to plot against the old man's proud disciple. I really don't know what to say.

Me: Then the absolute mental retardation option is obviously interesting to you, right? It’s obvious to help you clean and get the express delivery. Have you stayed in the abnormal world for a long time and can’t figure out what is the sign of love?

I looked at the option of absolute mental retardation, and he also had an indescribable expression, as if he had given up the treatment.

Presiding judge: "Absolutely retarded option, what about your defense?"

Zhi'er: "I help him clean up and take delivery because I like her."

presiding judge:"…………"

I am very relieved.

Who knows that Lianjiang sneered, "Hehehe, you still want to quibble at this time! You even said such nonsense, like me, are you fucking crazy?"

"Don't you deserve to be liked by me?" Zhi'er said.

"It's you who don't deserve to like me!" Lianjiang, who has removed the burden of being an idol, is very much like my twin sister. She pointed at the nose of the absolutely retarded option and said, "You don't even look in the mirror, what are you doing!"

I'm stunned, is it possible that Lianjiang and I are not in the same world's aesthetics, she can't even look down on such a high-level appearance as the absolute mental retardation option?I want to go to heaven!

The absolutely retarded option said with a very serious expression: "I really like you."

"I believe you are not going to die."

The two of them had been arguing for a while, and Absolute Women's Clothing Option came to me at some point and said, "They used to do this a lot before, Sister Zhi has no love brain at all."

She dared to call herself an absolute love option, and almost believed her!

"Why doesn't she believe that the absolute retarded option doesn't really like her? It must not be because she doesn't have a love brain. Could it be that she is too inferior?"

"That's not the case." Women's Clothes Zhengtai showed a very pitiful smile. People like me who don't like Zhengtai can't help but have evil thoughts, "Sister Zhi is just afraid of losing."

I thought about it, Ah Cheng is too gentle and unwilling to reject girls, he is always misunderstood to see one and love the other, but in fact he just doesn't know how to refuse.

So Lianjiang is also afraid of being hurt, so she dare not love... what a ghost!

I couldn't help shaking my legs anxiously for the two of them, as if they had been electrocuted.

"He's serious! Can't you grow some snacks!" I couldn't help but growl at Lianjiang.

Who knows that Lianjiang sighed very much, and what he said almost didn't piss me off, "Don't be fooled by him, hey, you women are so easily impressed by a man's superficial kung fu, you must know that telling lies ten thousand times is not enough. Lie, even if he said he loves me for hundreds of years, but Dad, I don't even believe in punctuation."

The absolutely mentally handicapped option couldn't help kicking his legs. I think he can't wait to ascend to heaven at the moment, and it's better to become a Buddha.

It's like I fell in love with a 78w fur in an online store in my previous life, my eyes are empty.

How can I explain it to her? At this time, I thought of a sentence my mother said when I was three years old: "You can never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep."

At this moment, the absolutely mentally handicapped option left the trial seat and held Lianjiang's hand affectionately, "I have the time of my life to prove to you that I am sincere to you."

At this time, the serious courtroom became very gentle, and the presiding judge quietly changed the scenery, and put cherry blossom petals in and danced around...

Damn dad, I was touched.

But Lianjiang opened the hand of the absolute retarded option, "Oh? If you are interested, just prove it yourself and don't get involved with me. I will believe you when you die."

As dedicated as I am, I can't help but slap him to wake up the absolutely mentally retarded option so that he doesn't hang on this old crooked neck tree.

The absolutely retarded option forced a smile, struggling to maintain his demeanor.