Absolutely retarded option

Does this mean to imprison him for a long time?

The murderer who runs rampant in the streets and alleys and kills happy people whenever he sees them feels that he may be going cold, what should he do if his force and mind are no match for a fingernail?Endure it submissively, and then pick a chance to torture and kill her.Thinking of this, Zach laughed sinisterly, and I smacked the back of his head with my backhand, "Don't you even know how to laugh? It's scary, you know, that's it, just smile like that man." I pointed to the front The giant advertisement hanging on the roof said.

The man on the poster is about 20 years old, tall, with black hair, waist, legs and face, not to mention how charming his smile is, and there is a line of words at the bottom: "Tsuga Ren won the No. 1-5 years commemoration"!

Tsuruga Lian, why does this name sound so familiar?

Zach also looked up at the poster, dazzled.The man laughed so fake and disgusting that he almost threw up, "I can't do it."

People who can't laugh are rubbish.

I can't help but want to wave the unicorn arm again. If a child is disobedient, he probably deserves a beating, but the current educational concept is that he can't be taught to fight. You don't feel pain in your back when you stand and talk. You think all the cubs in the world are like your cubs I only cry twice a day when I am hungry, my parents will never be woken up at night, play with toys quietly, never stuff my mouth and eat dirty things, smart like a supernatural power?

That's me.

Being smart since I was a child, I thought that all babies in the world were the same as me, but I was wrong. The adults in the world are almost all goldfish, and the cubs are all goldfish. (Sherlock Holmes tone) Or Muggles.

Especially Zach didn't even know the words. At this time, I couldn't help admiring the teacher in the literacy class. He was not driven crazy but perverted. He really has a great soul.You guys should thank the teachers because they spend most of their time disciplining the cubs you want to shove back in your belly and especially not beating them, which is probably why I hate teachers.

Ah, I suddenly remembered my head teacher Dahei Wuzi.Sorry for calling you nicknames all the time.

I suddenly had an idea, "Zach, go to school."

Zach: Meow meow?

I said earnestly, "How great it is to go to school. You don't even know the words, right? After elementary school, middle school, high school, high school, university, master's degree, and Ph.D., you know? Sister, I like people who are knowledgeable and talented the most. Let's discuss it with you." I emphasized that I am not discussing this sentence with you.

So I chose and found a high school [Ishiyamo High School], why is the name of this high school so weird?But in any case, it is better than Fallen High School, which is as famous as Ishiyamo?

But my Dajuan Elementary School is the strongest, so I caught a bad guy and asked Ishiyama, "The strongest in our school, of course, is Toho Shinji!"

"I didn't ask you this!" I kicked over.

"Then what are you asking?"

"How's the atmosphere in your school, student attendance and grades?"

Bad, "We Ishiyamo don't have that kind of thing."

"That's right, that's pretty good." I nodded, "Ishiyamo is much better than Trash Fallen High School."

Hearing me say that Fallen High School is trash, his expression changed, "It would be bad if someone from Fallen High School heard about it."

"Oh? Aren't you the elite of Ishiyamo? Are you still afraid of falling into the sky high school?"

"...Then I'm not considered an elite."

So I dragged Zach to Shiyaomo High School, "Although it is a school, everyone is very resistant to beating. Don't take such a big weapon. You can go to a good school. I'm afraid you will panic. When you arrive Here you may become a big brother in bad minds, and again, it is not acceptable to kill people."

Zach didn't speak and looked a little eager to try.

School?Obediently surrender at his feet!

The ideal is very plump and the reality is very skinny. Zach didn't know what kind of strange place he came to. In the later stage, he didn't even become a human at all, and directly became possessed by demons.

Walking through the corridors strewn with corpses, it seems that not long ago I went through another high school big brother selection contest, and finally found the principal's office. The principal is chasing the latest idol drama and is very comfortable. It seems that the hallway of shouting and killing has no effect Her mood, isn't this the principal I need? She has the style of a general.

"Principal Takagi, right? I want to talk to you about my brother coming to Ishiyama to study."

"Sorry, miss, the quota is full."

I calmly took out the gold brick and put it in front of the principal, "I ask the principal to think of a way."

The eyeballs of Principal BRICS turned green when he saw him, so he picked it up and looked at it carefully, and it turned out to be true. Isn't such a rich student just what Ishiyamo needs?

"I see how this classmate who is eager to study Shi Yamo can reject people thousands of miles away. Let's borrow it first and wait until there is a vacancy before filling it. How about it?"

Of course, this is all a scene, the principal has to give himself a step down, of course I will not expose it, "Then please trouble the principal."

I am well versed in my Chinese gift-giving stunt, which is to send it to someone’s g-spot once, and only once it hits, can I get twice the result with half the effort. After accepting the gold brick, the principal arranged for a female teacher from the dark department to guide us to familiarize ourselves with the environment. I suddenly noticed that The excited smile on Zach's face, no, am I letting the tiger go back to the mountain?

"Principal, wait a minute, I have something to say."

The headmaster tightened his hand touching the gold brick, didn't he regret giving so much money?

"What else?"

"I'm worried that my brother wants to find a job as a teacher in Ishiyamo. Is there any vacancy?"

This vacancy can be as many as you want, and the principal is quick to say, "Yes, you can be an English teacher. Can you speak English?"

"meeting."

So I became an English teacher at Ishiyama High School.

The female teacher from the dark department who received us is called Usa Clam, Clam?Which parents would give their daughter such a name, such as Uchiha seaweed, Uchiha sea cucumber, Uchiha sea horse and so on.

"Dorles-san?" The teacher, who is about 30 years old but dressed like a grandma, did not dare to look up at me, who is as beautiful as a flower, and said in a low voice: "Actually, there are not many teachers in this school. I thought about it this year. Just transfer to another school, and Doris-san will consider changing his brother to another school."

"I think it's pretty good here, and Usa-san can't get transferred to a good school and can only hang around in a garbage school. Isn't it because the image is too old-fashioned and gloomy? Even if he is transferred, he can only be at the same level as Ishiyamo No matter what, I won’t be transferred to an elite school, is Teacher Usa willing?” Although I was mean, I spoke from the bottom of my heart. As the saying goes, good medicine is good for the disease, but Teacher Uzuo was hit. I can't stand still.

——Even if she is transferred, she will be transferred to a garbage high school of the same level, her life should never be like this!

"Then, what should I do then?" She was so flustered that she actually asked for help from me who didn't know me!

"It's easy! Teacher Usa, please let me see your face."

In fact, Mr. Usa Hin has a rather amazing and lovely face, although the complexion is dull and the eyes are shrinking...but!The facial features are the most critical.

"Mr. Usa, you need to dress up and take care of yourself."

On the first day when I was promoted to a high school teacher, I was very satisfied. All the cute boys in the class were very nice. They would ask me to eat barbecue together. I also showed my cooking skills without hesitation. It didn’t take long for me to become a transcendent status. .

On the contrary, Zach is not much at home. Unconsciously wanting to climb to the top of Ishiyamo, he meets the biggest enemy in the life of a murderer-Tatsuya Oka.

It is estimated that the good father persona hurt Zac's heart, and Zac was about to beat up his innocent dad, but he was KO'd a few times.

"For the sake of Mr. Dole, I let you go this time, and next time I will break your knee and make you kneel down to apologize." Ishiyamo's reputation as the strongest is well-deserved, and Zach was sent to the infirmary to pay him back. doubting life.

I took a puff on my cigarette, "Do you know how stupid it was to vent your anger on innocent citizens in the past? Although there is nothing to regret about living a life that will only increase the burden on the earth, there may be a little beauty and luck in their lives, you I have to kill them, and now I’m kicking the iron plate.”

What's the point of bullying ordinary people, it's fun to bully masters.

"Do you feel empty every time you cut someone down?"

Zach nodded.

Me: "That's the value of them not being cut. Let's set a small goal and cut down the male deer first."

Zach's eyes lit up.I knew he was listening.

As for setting an impossible goal for the child... Wrong, wrong, wrong!That's someone else not me, I have the means to train Zach.

"Young man, I think you have wonderful bones, why don't you learn how to cook with me."

Zach thought he didn't want to learn how to cook, and was afraid of being beaten, his eyes flickered.

Me: "They all use gold weapons, so can't you pursue them a bit?" I knew that the sickle would cry if I slashed wildly.

There is no way Zach can only agree to learn cooking...knife skills.When he saw me pull out the [-]-meter-high Taidao from my heart, he was completely stunned, ouch, ouch, hello!how can that be possible!I brushed the cold blade with my fingers, since I said that Le Yan is invincible to most of the world, it is difficult to meet an opponent, and the [-] meter has not been unsheathed for a long time.This time I came out in a hurry and didn’t bring the Kangmazi card with me. I was careless. After I went back, he might show my face again. It’s really the opposite of the sky. These days, the knife is changed to show the owner’s face, and it’s not a fake one. As soon as he was shocked, he would listen to me. He should really be assigned to the long-legged department for a few days to let him know how to serve the master.

"Let me first teach you a knife technique that descends from the sky called a bone-scraping knife, especially the golden retriever and golden cut black, especially be careful, don't be fooled by the harmless appearance of humans and animals..." Next time you see Sanji, you will have to follow him Let me tell you that a good chef is good at housekeeping. You don't have to use your feet with your knives and hands. Is it possible that you usually use your feet to make noodles?

Zach was in a fog.

But Dao Le Banquet is really amazing.

Although I use the gorgeous sword skills, what I think about is the property in various worlds, my General Zhengyi's Mansion, Huaqing Pool in Qinghe County, the Food Empire in the East China Sea, Monkey Express in Huaguoshan, and the property in the main city. The film adaptation of my novel that is about to start filming in the world, everything is money.Distressed, I beat dozens of gold bars into the water.

I educated Zach earnestly, "You will not be an orphan anymore, and a sister like me who is a helper must become a noble son. Smile and show me."

That's right, the task that fell from Zac was [Make Isaac Frost smile at you like an April day in the world], and his father is also the first and the second.This is obviously a mind-boggling task. How could such a loyal and honest person like Dao Leyan deceive the feelings of a young man?

I would never touch a durian.

Having a car, a house, a child, money, and a job, I once again stand on the winner's turf in life. Success is too easy to make people feel unfulfilling.I was paralyzed on the sofa in the classroom like a useless goose. As Tatsuya Tatsuya's head teacher, I disliked children very much. Every time Oga's son took a fancy to my powerful strength and wanted to climb on me to satisfy his addiction, I ruthlessly suppressed him.

I have no interest in you father and son. Thank you.

Ask me, why, face.

"Teacher Dole?"

I shook my slender legs, and Oga's son was holding my calf tightly, "If you don't let go, you will go to see God in a minute."

The male Lu Chen had already been beaten all over the floor by me looking for his teeth. After learning to be good, he hurriedly tore his son off, but he himself was burnt from the electric shock.That's right, last time Zach failed to provoke him but was beaten. I found him back. After all, he was my son. How could someone beat him up? Even if he can't beat him, he dares to go home and complain to his weak sister. He is really a worthless boy.Zach said angrily that he didn't complain and why he was beaten, and then the reason he was beaten a second time became that he dared to talk back.

I told him with practical actions that he must never talk back to his mother or older sisters. Anyway, in the end, it will come back to the fact that you don’t love me anymore, or you don’t treat me as a mother/sister/sister, or it can develop into a dog outside you. cat?Such a complicated family ethics drama.

After some education, Zach finally learned to take a bath, brush his teeth and wash his face without me standing outside the bathroom with his scythe in my left hand and a feather duster in my right.

Also tired.

After feeding these days, Zach’s skinny body showing his ribs has plumped up visible to the naked eye. Although he is still very thin, at least it’s not scary. Others gain weight first and then gain muscle, but Zach is easy to grow directly. Muscle , Let a group of nerds who work hard to keep fit feel unreasonable.

After rubbing the ribs for such a long time, the meat felt better but I couldn’t rub them any more. I felt a pity in my heart, so I hurriedly watched the new show "Little Devil" to wash my eyes.I have to say that the imagination of the nerds is really amazing. The fat house is surrounded by a large group of beautiful girls and they all fall in love with the fat house. Some people can think of such a mentally retarded plot, and they don't know if it is a human who looks like a placenta.

That's right, I'm a bitch face control.Dao Leyan's hands are still itchy if he has the ability to challenge me head-on.

·

That night, a fox with red and white flowers came to me and told me: "Aluki! You have not been in Honmaru for a long time, and you have not completed a lot of tasks. The government of time has intervened. If you don't go back, you will be dismissed and no longer serve as No. 111111 Honmaru the judge of God."

I don't care if I'm a god judge or not, but this number is so fat, it's to tell me that being single is destined.

"Oh, let's get fired then. What's the point of going back to that Po Honmaru? Wait, I remember that Honosuke of my Honmaru isn't Sansun?" Yes, Sansun's real name is Honosuke.

Of course, Foxnosuke couldn't hear what I said, and said anxiously: "Aluki, if you dismiss the swordsmen from Honmaru, they are likely to fall in secret. They can't bear the pain of being abandoned by the god judge."

It’s so fragile, let alone killing monsters, hurry up and upgrade yourself, add blood and strengthen it.

And now that I have Zac, the man with swords has long been a thing of the past. Although I have collectivism and obsessive-compulsive disorder, they both can't handle procrastination together.

Foxnosuke was in a hurry, "Aruki!!"

"What about mourning? Next time I have a chance to sing and cry, can I let you go?" I waved my hand to signal that he could kneel down.

Foxnosuke was bouncing around in a hurry, everyone in Honmaru was tense, and it was about to break!

Me: "...wait a minute, you say everyone in this pill, what do you mean, how many knives are there in my pill?"

"You have 19 daggers, 7 wakizashis, 18 katanas, [-] daggers, guns, daidachi, and naginata."

This surprise came unexpectedly, the time span is so beautiful, if I don't have krypton gold and my full sword account, it won't be too long, I did a good job in the parallel world!After finally collecting all of them, how can I say that it is not too much for me to enjoy one?

"Then what, I'll go back with you." I went back to Honmaru just like that, and of course I didn't forget to bring Zach with me. It's not my style to throw the cub home when I'm transferred on a business trip.

Zach fell into a deep sleep and was suddenly carried on his shoulders. After seeing that it was me, he continued to sleep very calmly. He couldn't resist, so it means to enjoy it?

Foxnosuke activated the teleportation array, and with a flash of white light, we came to Honmaru, the single dog series. The scenery is spring, everything is revived, the cherry blossoms are in full bloom, the air is full of fragrance, and there are many people, picnickers, people watching the scenery, chasing and playing , Those who drink tea, those who bask in the sun, those who sit on trees and fly kites, those who practice sparring, and those who drink alcohol, none of the blackening trends that Foxosuke said.

Foxnosuke: "Aluki is back!"

The men with swords and swords put down what they were doing and surrounded me, calling me Aluki, the general, and the god-judgmentist. I was so excited when I watched it on the screen, and it was even more exciting when I saw a real person suddenly. Not too excited.

"That... Izumi Mori Kanesada?"

Izumi Mori Kanesada, with long black hair, handsome appearance and gorgeous clothes: "...Yes!"

I just want to confirm whether the Izumi Mori Kanesada here is the deity.

This is not my copycat Honmaru, and I don't know what happened to Toshiro Hijikata.

"Aruki, where have you been for so long?"

"We thought you wouldn't be coming back."

I laughed dryly, "Isn't this back?"

Sanri Yuezong said: "To celebrate your return, let me do the bedtime tonight."

I:"…………"

sleep time!Did I hear you right? It's Sleeping Fan. Could it be that Sleeping Fan is already online?The production team is not afraid of being complained by parents or adult games have already captured the earth?

"Your Highness Sanriyue, stop joking." Hasebe said righteously, "How can you be a sleeper, if you want to come, I will come."

"Let me do it." Ying Wan said.

"No, no, I'm more suitable, meow." Nanquan said in one word.

... What kind of fat is this posture of competing for sleep?Why does it seem like a fake Honmaru has come?

"Everyone be quiet!" I shouted loudly, and put down Zac on my shoulders. Only then did the men with swords notice that the God Judge had brought someone back. That's right, it's a human being. Does this meet the requirements?

Me: "Since everyone is eager to sign up and want to join the sleepover series, let's hold a trial. Everyone stand in front of me."

After I finished speaking, the big guys lined up with amazing efficiency, according to their height.

I coughed, "Then follow the elimination method, first, those who are less than 169 in height will step back and stand to the right." In this way, several short knives were eliminated.The crowd let out a sigh of relief.

I walked in front of a group of swordsmen like choosing a concubine.

"Hotaru, come out."

"Yes!"

"Stand to the right."

"Why?" Hotaru was aggrieved.

"How tall do you have no points?"

Hotaru felt even more aggrieved, "But I, I am Odachi!"