Absolutely retarded option

The author has something to say: Have you read the attention of the killing angel? This chapter is happy to mention the new husband Zack Zack.

It was quite windy on the top of the building, and the temperature was about ten degrees below zero. I was wearing a black and white maid outfit, showing my slender and slender legs. The north wind blew my long hair like a chicken coop, and my face seemed to be cracked.Today is really bad. If you stand on the Statue of Liberty or Tokyo Tower, it’s fine, at least there is artistry.

I need to find a place to sleep, I wonder if the Atobe family will want me.

I jumped from the top of a hundred-story building, referred to as a leap of faith.On the way, I also saw a scene. Several families were blowing the wind on the balcony, and a person fell from the top of their heads, which almost scared them to death.

"Honey, just now... did someone fall?"

"Don't be afraid, I'll put on my clothes and go downstairs to have a look." The man said, put on his coat, took the elevator and went downstairs to check for nothing, then went upstairs and said to his wife, "I looked, and there is nothing downstairs. "

"But it was clear that someone fell down just now."

"……supernatural event?"

"Let's move back to the [-]-square-meter house in Manhattan."

"Okay, I'll call and let the plane come over, don't be afraid."

At this time, I was being blocked in the alley by a boy with a knife. This boy was wearing red long johns and a hoodie, and his exposed skin was completely wrapped in bandages.The black-haired man was holding a sickle-like weapon and laughed nervously at me, "Hahaha~hahahaha~hahaha~"

The boy is about 15 years old, but his head is really not short. I almost asked him if he played basketball. '

Just now I jumped off the roof so fast that I felt like I was in a different world.

Because the boy speaks a foreign language.

It was still cold in the sky, so I looked at the boy's long johns eagerly.

The bandaged teenager finished laughing like a psychopath, and asked me, "Are you happy?"

My surname is Dao.

"I'm shivering in a skirt at minus ten degrees Celsius and I have nowhere to go. You ask me if I am happy? Your eyes and brains were eaten by dogs, mentally retarded!" I pointed at the boy in long johns who obviously harbored malicious intentions He yells, he can slip around in red long johns, and there is something wrong with his brain, not to mention a sickle-shaped weapon. It seems that this place is quite developed. Could it be that the society is unstable like a world of hunter-gatherers?

Izak Foster, that is, the new husband Zach, was suddenly punched in the muddy brain, and he was directly punched into the wall. While hurting and confused, he came out to kill someone. Why? Get beaten?

How could someone beat him?

Seeing the drive of Jack the Ripper, who has overwhelmed the predecessor of the killer world, the murderer Zach, who has not yet had a serious name, is a little confused.

I snatched Zac's weapon with one hand and threw it aside. I took off his long johns and hoodie and put them on myself. I don't care if it's dirty or not. Fortunately, it's winter clothes. The smell is not very strong, but... "Your clothes are white, aren't you? Are you so grown up that you can't wash clothes?!" I was so angry that I kicked his butt a few times.

Zach, who has no power to resist, seems to have returned to the days when he was a child in the orphanage. At that time, he was abused by the dean and his wife, not enough to eat and wear warm, and digging holes to bury his friends. He was beaten from time to time. He hugged his head on the ground I fell on the cold concrete floor, my limbs were cold and my mind was groggy, as if I hadn't eaten for two days?

I beat it for a while and found that the red long johns didn't move. Why is this kid so strong that he can't stand it?

I knelt down and patted his face. The child's face was pale with cold, and he looked a little malnourished. My conscience suddenly came to the fore, especially since the child looked disfigured but was very good-looking. of.

So I randomly went to a certain building and took the quilt that someone else hung on the balcony, especially when I did this, I didn’t have any psychological pressure at all, and it’s also true that I feel at peace when I beat up an underage murderer, let alone steal a quilt and save money I wouldn't do it under a brick.Alas, fallen and fallen.

The depraved me wrapped my underage body in a quilt and put my shoulders on my shoulders, looking for a place to stay in a strange city in the early morning.How bleak this is.

And I don’t know how this alley was built. It’s like a maze. It’s a new alley after I finally walked out. I was so angry that I really wanted to kick over the wall in front of me. I left after about 10 minutes. When I went out, I ran into two drunken uncles. The uncles should be office workers about the same age as my dad. They were bald and wanted to tease me when they saw that I was pretty. Go outside and go back with uncle!"

I shook my shoulders and Zach's hand slipped from under the covers.In the middle of the night, a beautiful woman carried what looked like a dead body, and immediately woke up the two salty and wet uncles, and ran out of the alley scrambling.They looked like they had just finished drinking from the bar, and the restaurant was still open at this point. I desperately needed to fill my stomach, so I hugged Zac and turned into the alley where the uncles came out.

After a while, I came to the only shop with lights on, which was called Late Night Canteen.

What are we doing? Are we still in Japan?

Zach looks completely Japanese but is actually a foreigner, isn't he?What's his full name, what's his name?

Forget it, I've never been good at remembering names.

I lifted the curtain and walked in with Zack on my shoulders.

A scar on the face looks like a dark blue kimono that has been mixed. The boss received me in surprise. Boss, I saw that you took a knife to defend yourself the moment you saw me. Could it be that I am in trouble? Is a beautiful girl a bad person in your eyes or something?I am very sad.

At this time, I was the only one in the shop, shouldn’t it be? It’s said that there are monsters and ghosts all over the place at night, and even Uncle Wulang will come to patronize it?

"What does this guest want to eat?"

I took out a silver bar from my pocket (system space, it would be nice to have a hair in Zach’s pocket) and slapped it on the table, “Meat! Until I’m full. Let’s have a cup of oolong tea first, and some stomach pads on top.” Eat, anything."

The boss took the silver bar neatly, nodded his head and went back to the kitchen. I put Zach on the chair next to him. When he ran to a restaurant that was not very spacious or bright but very humane, he was suddenly stunned. Alas, this child has not had a good life for a long time. The boss and the cook brought two cups of oolong tea. There are porridge and egg rolls, "are these okay?"

I grabbed the plate, took the chopsticks and started to eat. I glanced at Zach from the corner of my eye, "Do you want to drink?"

Zach's first reaction was to leave here. He searched the kitchen, saw the murder weapon in his eyes, and thought about how to kill these two people.I smacked the back of his head with my backhand, "What the hell are you looking at, you see eating yours and drinking yours, you are my own now, you know, hold back if you are not convinced!"

There is only one way to deal with such dog fathers, and that is to beat them. If they don’t beat the house for three days, beating the teacher is to reduce the burden on the country.

Zach just woke up, his mind was still dazed, and he was hit again and almost fell off the chair. The boss finally seized the opportunity to speak, "Guest, I will sell the silver tomorrow, when will you come to the rest of the money?" Pick?"

This boss is very good.

"Then my brother and I have nowhere to go, so we stayed here after thinking about it. Does the boss have any house introductions?"

Zach: Brother... Brother?

The boss also gave me a look, and I sighed and said, "Isn't that what's going on? My parents died early, and this kid has a bad problem. He hangs around with a group of mentally retarded runaways all day long. I'm from my hometown. The whole house is sold just to find him, if he dares to mess around with me again, put a dog leash around his neck and tie him to the toilet water pipe, let him run away!"

Zach understood that all siblings are fooling people, and the real purpose is to want him to be handcuffed to the toilet.Why did I get into trouble when I came out to kill someone?

The boss was also unambiguous, "People moved out on the first floor of the house I rented, and it has been empty for a long time. The house is not very good, and it is next to the scrap yard. If you want to live, I can take you there when I close the door." .”

I slapped my thigh, "Boss, you are a real person, thank you." I glanced at Zach, and stretched out my hand silently, as if you would be confused if I slapped you, "Hurry up and thank the boss. "

People had to bow their heads under the eaves, and Zach thanked him humiliatingly.

"The boss, my name is Dao Leyan, you, what's your name?"

Can't you be a bit of a liar's professional ethics if you have a sibling?

"Zach."

I nodded, "This kid's name is Dole Zach."

Boss/Zach: "..." Can't you stop being casual?

Afterwards, there were no customers in the miraculous store. The boss kept cooking for our two rice buckets. He almost believed that these two are brothers and sisters, and ordinary people can’t keep exactly the same rice buckets of starving ghosts. .He even made a new pot of rice, and finished the ten catties of meat in the refrigerator. Daole Goubi barked again that he was too tired and wanted to eat vegetables. Cooking vegetables was more troublesome than cooking meat.After eating for almost three hours, the two of them put down their chopsticks until it was almost dawn.

I took out another gold bar, as if I wasn't short of money, "It's something like a rent deposit, so I'll trouble you, boss."

The boss who saw what a high-roller is and silently accepted the gold bars.

Then he closed the store and took our siblings to see the house, during which he had already called the landlord.

The house is quite big, and although it is next to the scrapyard, the noise is not small, but it is not a problem for me. The absolute option is very generous. It is worth mentioning that Zach wanted to run on the road, but I originally wanted him to go by himself. Yes, looking at it like this, I simply carried him on my shoulders again.Alas, life is like this, there are always patriarchal siblings, family sisters who carry the weight forward for the younger brother, feeling sad.

The boss is alone without a wife and children, and the clothes are broken, and then he can buy new ones that can be taken care of by himself without driving, saving more money and more money.The house is about two to three hundred square meters, and there are gardens and so on. "It's pretty good here, unexpectedly. I didn't expect you, boss, to know life very well. By the way, what's your name?"

"My little Kaoru Kobayashi."

Yuan, did you directly call the actor by the same name?The will of the world is really powerful.

"It's done, then our sister and brother will rent it out, and I will trouble the boss for other things." Of course, my attitude of bothering others will definitely be disgusted, especially the boss is not short of that little commission, but it seems that I have been busy all the way. Dragging Zac's black sickle that was stained with a thick layer of blood, no one dares to have an opinion.

Boss Xiaolin went upstairs and took two quilts, "Let's just make do with it today, here is some cash, Miss Daole can go buy some daily necessities." He said and put down a plastic bag of Japanese yen.

"It's our sister and brother's luck to know the boss, Zach, why don't you hurry up and thank you!"

Zach, who has been familiar with him for the first time and second time, thanked Ke Lisuo much this time. I turned my head and asked, "Should the boss agree to help rent the house now and then turn into a good citizen and report us..." I stretched slowly That's it.

The boss was still smiling, as if he had seen the big wind and waves, "No." In his tone, the loyalty of the Jianghu brothers came first.

"Then I can barely trust you."

After Boss Xiaolin left, I walked around Zach, and saw that Zach was horrified. The kid was wearing a pair of boxers and was holding the quilt. I waved my hand, "Go take a bath first. "

When I arrived at the bathroom, there was a bathtub and a shower. The reason why I followed was because I was afraid that Zach would run away and have no other intentions. But when I was about to take a shower, I found that Zach couldn't even control the water temperature. Are you stupid?So I put hot water for him like a worried old woman.And struggling to teach him how to use the water heater, Zach looked blank and didn't seem to remember.

I quickly threw Zach's dirty red long johns and hoodie into the washing machine, stood under the shower, and glanced at the floral curtain outside the bathtub. It's not useless, at least it doesn't peek at girls taking a shower.

I had a great shower and my clothes were washed and spun dry, which was great to have a dryer.

I took a bath very slowly for at least an hour. The soap, towels and bath towels were all delivered by Boss Xiaolin just now. I don’t know why he has so many unopened daily necessities at home.This uncle is too caring, if my dad is not alive and well, I would like to introduce him to my mom.

After putting on the maid outfit, I turned my head and looked into the shower curtain. There was no sound at all, Zach couldn't even take a bath, could he?Just now I put away the bath water, tested the water temperature, and stuffed him in, "Hello, Zach?"

No one answered.

Damn, he won't run down the sewer?If he really did this, Dad would also be capitalized.

"Did I draw the curtain?"

After waiting for more than ten seconds, there was still no response. I opened the curtain, and the curtain was still steaming. The bathtub has a thermal insulation effect. The decoration and furniture in this house are good. A gold bar is not enough. I will see Xiaolin later The boss will give me another gold bar.

Zach was sitting in the bathtub obediently, with his boxers on and his bandages on. Seeing me pull the curtain aggressively, I lowered my head reflexively. What kind of innocent and beautiful boy are you, a murderer?

"Zach," I called again, and you paid me no heed.

Suddenly I thought of a possibility, could he not take a bath?how can that be possible?He was not raised by wolves or was born in a laboratory. Anyway, he lived with Goubi's mother and her mother's violent lover when he was a child. How could he not even know how to take a bath!

Is it possible that I have to bathe a boy when I am old, what about the dignity of the post-00s?

I was born in the millennium before I even enjoyed my youth, but I was taken by Absolute Option to be his unknown host, and now I am forced to become an old mother again!What?You said that I picked him up voluntarily, that's all right, all right, I know.

I untied the bandages on Zac’s body three times and five times. It was shocking. He had a large area of ​​burn scars on his body. There were scars of varying degrees on his chest, back, arms and legs. Toad skin.Seeing that I looked at him without speaking, Zach looked up at me 45 degrees and showed a bright and sad smile, but the corners of his mouth were almost cracked to the root of his ears.

I directly put the soap in the water and rubbed it with a bath towel, and I changed the water several times before I wiped Zac clean, "Oh, I can't see that you are quite white." I also picked up my boxer pants, you murderer are you still shy?

No more clothes to wear, and I definitely don't want those shorts to go in the washing machine.Just took the bath towel and wrapped it around him, hey, it would be nice for a boy to have a bath towel around him, twisted his hand and dragged him into the room, it is said that the landlord will hire someone to clean and keep it clean, "you just Sleep here, don’t tell me that I don’t know how to make a quilt! If you dare to run away, I will have to pull out every hair on your body if I catch you! I will do what I say!”

Zach was stunned by my yelling, and probably wouldn't run away.

I snorted and went back to my room.

Woke up the next morning and listened carefully to the surrounding movement. Boss Xiaolin did not betray us. We took the gold bars and went to the police for security. After all, Zach is a well-known person who has been in the news, especially the weapon with huge lethality is too conspicuous. up.

Putting on the maid outfit, I went straight to Zach's room. The child is still sleeping soundly on the bed. Where is the murderer's vigilance?

But he woke up as soon as I walked to the bed, looked at me warily, and I said naturally: "My sister is going to go shopping, you stay at home obediently, don't run away." Jin Zhuan, "If Boss Xiaolin doesn't have enough rent when he comes back, I'll give this to him."

When I went out, I quickly found a gold shop and exchanged more than a dozen catties of gold bricks. From morning to noon, I bought from one side of the mall to the other. I hired a truck and ordered takeaway.

On the way, I thought that if I were Zach, I would definitely run away, but I didn’t expect that Zac was still there when I got back, and I changed into his red long johns and hoodie. I directed the masters to move things, and soon, The house that is still empty is full of people, especially my cloakroom. Brother Jue is very good. Although he loses a skill, the pill is stingy with Zhou, but he is very generous in asking for money. It is said that there is also a private diamond planet.I don’t need to tell you how much gold you want to give, and how much you use to make up for it. There is no shortage of gold bricks and gold bars in the space.If he is a man, he will definitely be in demand.

After the things were put away, the takeaway arrived. More than a dozen delivery boys met at my house and asked, "Are you delivering food to Ms. Daole too?" "

In fact, only two people eat.Ever since I changed into a monster physique, I have been comparable to the Monkey King possessed in Dragon Ball. No matter how much I eat, I can't get fat. At present... I really haven't eaten enough, and there is always room in my stomach.

The banquet table I bought worked immediately. Dozens of dishes were spread on it. In an instant, I saw Zach's teeth and smelled them, "Have you brushed your teeth today? Hmm... …Did you wash your hands and face? Why did you wrap the bandage back again? Where did you get the bandage? The injury has healed for so long and it doesn’t hurt why you still wear a bandage? You also know that you are ugly and can’t see people? "

Zac was escorted to the bathroom to brush his teeth by me, and I squeezed toothpaste for him and demonstrated how to brush his teeth, "You were actually raised by wolves? Don't try to lie to me, I've seen dogs who were raised like you. "If the dog is raised to see me, he should wag his tail.

Zach vomited for a while and really couldn't stand the smell of toothpaste, so he staggered out of the bathroom, he still remembered the food on the table.I didn’t expect why I saw me chewing a deep-sea cod castle and looking at him, to be precise, looking at his clothes, “Go change the clothes.” In the process of shopping, I found out that I bought a pair of clothes for Zach. Clothes in the closet, as for the size, they should be the same as Akashi's, and if you are malnourished, you will be too big to wear a size L.

Zac, who changed into new clothes, looks like a young and beautiful boy. This mother doesn't know what to think. Such a child is no more reliable than a dog than a lover. He has to be sent to a convict orphanage with no conscience. After he dies, he will die He was alone.

"Eat and eat."

The food on this table is barely enough for the two of us to eat. Although Zach is malnourished, it is nothing to him. The child of the world can live well even if his skin is blown up after eating a demon pill. After dinner, I took Zac to the styling room. The styling room thought that Zac's bandage was a second-degree illness and cut his hair without saying anything.Zach was dragged dizzy by me all the way, and he walked into the crowd in broad daylight.

After tidying up, I took him to the dermatologist who made an appointment, and untied the bandage regardless of Zach's struggle, "doctor, do you think he can still be saved?"

The doctor is quite old, and he was angry when he saw the scar on his body, "It looks like he didn't take good care of it. If he was treated in time, how could it be so serious!"

"Yes Yes Yes."

After the doctor reads it, it is impossible to restore the original state, even if the skin grafting area is too large.

It's really troublesome, I asked Brother Jue, but there is no beauty pill for sale, Brother Jue said that I need points.

I know that the absolute option has a hidden menu of points and points mall, but he never opened it to me!Isn't this a sign of empty pay!My points may be too high, but they are all taken away by Brother Jue. No wonder he can travel every now and then, all from my bald sheep!

What the hell is life like a human being's life, with hard work and hard work, and you can't even see a hair.I have to send my hair out.

At least I still have the TARDIS. After adjusting the time to go thousands of years later, not to mention the skin repair, cloning a person in three to five seconds is a piece of cake.It's just that the TARDIS is my random, and I have to follow the routine to send me to some shitty place of death.It's so sour to have an artifact in hand but not be able to use it.

Following Zach and leaving the hospital, Zach was carrying a bag of ointment and was dazed, I patted him on the shoulder, "I'm a reliable adult woman, and I don't have the habit of not picking up wild little brothers when I see them. .” I pressed my palm as big as a cattail fan on Zach’s head, “Sister will treat you well.”