Absolutely retarded option

There are four more people in the house at once, even if two small ones make up for one, I have a small apartment with two bedrooms and one living room, only 55 square meters, so it is a bit crowded with so many people, and I have to bump into people when I walk.

Akashi and Saiki are still unable to go out.

I sat at a table full of delicious food, and from the beginning of cooking, Saiki and Akashi stared at the flying kitchen knife with the expression of "what did my dog's eyes see?"

While I was cooking, I impatiently listened to Kang Mazi brand telling about the pain of longing, nagging that I must take him with me when I leave in the future.

According to the timeline here, I have only been away for ten days and half a month, what do I miss?

Kang Mazi brand: I can't live without you, the master, for a small moment.

I kind of miss the first episode in Honwan, that little brother is charming and not vulgar, not like the Kang Mazi brand who has regained his nature.

Kang Mazi Pai: This is what kind of knife is kept by what kind of person... I guess.

What kind of people do I remember having what kind of pets?

Trying to say I'm not an elegant lady?

Believe it or not, I re-forged it?

Until sitting at the dinner table, Brother Qi Mu didn't realize that Dao Leyan has such cooking skills. It is impossible to make dark dishes with such knife skills and aura, and the taste is very attractive.Just don't know why the lid is on?

I laugh while saying nothing.

Akashi was the first to lift the lid, and suddenly, an astonishing and dazzling golden beam of light shot out from inside!

Me: "Hurry up and eat while it's hot, don't look at it, it's just luminous cooking, what's so surprising about this kind of high-end food, if you get rare ingredients in the future, just eat dragon liver and phoenix marrow." The villain is about to go to heaven, with my Dao Leyan's beauty and talent, how can someone not bow down under my long johns?This is the first time for me to make luminous cooking. I couldn’t learn luminous cooking when I was downstairs in Juxia, because I hadn’t gathered the heart of cooking at that time, that is, the sincerity for cooking, but now I will Akashi's love and Qi Mu's hatred are poured into the cooking, and the cooking is luminous, and that's it.

I was so happy that I forgot another thing, my master's unique skill is——Cooking with shirts.

To put it simply, it is the ultimate philosophical cuisine that will make people's clothes shred after eating. It is a skill that exploded from Xinghei Chuangzhen in the world of the spirit of the halberd.

Although Brother Jue is not very reliable, he is quite generous.

One cubic meter of storage space is an exception, and it may be so shabby when it leaves the factory.

It was Kusuo Saiki who exploded his shirt first, ha, I didn’t expect the resistance of superpowers to be so bad, I was a little disappointed that he still kept a pair of shorts, but they were not strawberry printed, disappointed, what is Kusuo Saiki grade?Akashi Seijuro was sitting upright, but his underwear was all torn apart from his coat, and both of them showed the expression of the sage time at the same time.What, it seems like the two entered the time of the sages together.He also said that there is no trick, why do I not believe it 1 times.It's just that the hot shirt cooking is useless to me, I finished the meal leisurely.

Akashi and Saiki were already out of breath, and so were my two babies.The scene was a little horrible.I quickly sent the two babies back to the room.Because the guest room is occupied by the Akashi brothers, I naturally have to live with Zai, and I'm not used to it.

People here have never felt the power of cooking, just like a virus without drug resistance, it can't stand it anymore.Just as I was about to send the soft-handed Akashi Saiki brother back to the guest room, I found a person standing in the living room, it was the dead handle wooden hanging.He gasped like a cow when he looked at the limp, disheveled, flushed twin brother.

Could it be...he couldn't resist the temptation of beauty?

I didn't take advantage of Qi Mu and Akashi's appearance of being a gentleman, it's really Liu Xiahui Benhui.But Sigang Muhang is different, he is an anti-social person, and it is understandable to see Sexinxi wanting Qi Mu Akashi like this or that.

I took a few steps forward and stopped Sigangmuhang, what did he want to do to my bitch?

But in Sigang Mudiao's view, I was protecting two wild men.

He was so angry.

The dead handle wooden hanging is still the same, emaciated, with scratches all over the skin, but this time he came out and put those severed hands at home, otherwise he would definitely scare the children on the road, even if it scares the flowers and plants.

"Who are they!" Sigang Muhang said in the tone of a lady in the palace catching her mistress and catching her on the bed.In the clear sky, these two wild men must have done something to act like this!It's all limp here, it must be useless, there are still two, bah!Sigang Muhang's eyes showed the top students' disdain for the tail of the crane, and he didn't know where his confidence came from.

I was not happy, "Who are they and what does it matter to you? Do you think you are still my fiancé? How many years ago did that happen?"

These words made Sigang Mudiao lose face, but his face is a joke to me.Back then, because of his teacher's hatred towards me, our Dao Le family must bear the grudge against Nine Worlds.

In the future, Daole IX would take it for granted that he would dig up dead wood and hang up the dead body to flog the corpse.

Sigang Muhang looked sad, "Is there really no way for us?"

Don't you know that your character is broken?

I nodded.

Then Sigang Muhang went crazy, he launched a personality breakdown, and he wanted to make the two little Sao Sao who seduced Daole lose their bones!

Seeing that the little goblin Sigangmu Diao is about to kill someone if he disagrees, what is the difference between this and those mentally retarded people who know that a man is cheating and will not do anything to him, but have to beat the mistress and strip the mistress' clothes but avoid the man?Could it be that love is hard to hold in the heart?

Me: "What are you coming at me?" I nervously shielded Akashi behind me.

Saiki: And me.

...Why do I feel like his eyes are red.

How the hell does it look like my fault!

Just hit it, you have to cry, and you cry so beautifully.After all, the old man is not a woman with a hard heart. There was still a period between us, just like a divorced couple, the wife can continue to use her ex-husband’s card to buy and buy quickly. We are divorced, and you can marry a new wife.The ex-wife is not a wife anymore?Does your mother know that you are so ruthless?If the ex-wife remarries for a day, she has the right to spend the ex-husband's money.This is also a glorious tradition.

I often hear a woman crying: After divorce, am I not your wife anymore?Is there only one certificate between us?

what can I do?

Qiqi Ai Ai was crying while hanging on the dead tree, as if I had bullied him.While Qi Mu and Akashi were lying dead on the sofa, Akashi closed his eyes and seemed to want to see nothing, Qi Mu's mouth was smirking, he must be watching a good show.

I:………………

What a fucking dilemma.

Comfort Sigang Muhang, if he thinks that I still have feelings for him and insists on getting back together, where will I go to reason.If you really leave nothing behind, you have to be said to have a heart of stone and no nostalgia for old love.

Rolling under the covers for so long, but just breaking up and refusing to recognize anyone, it's so bad!

Brain pain.

At this time my eldest son Aranaika came out of the bedroom: Huh?Another Wild Man?

This... is the breath of the strong.

Mind ability or other abilities are very strong, but physical energy is rubbish.

Still a weakling.

This world as a whole is not good, otherwise Kassan can't even find a stronger man.Look at these three weak chickens, look at Dad and Uncle Qi Ya, are they all tall and nine-headed, with muscles that contain infinite strength?The face is dreamy and handsome again.

It is said that it is easy to go from frugal to extravagant, and it is difficult to go from extravagant to frugal. Why does my mother pick defective products so easily?

Can't figure it out.

I used practical actions to tell Sigang Muhang what it means to be overwhelmed by water, and my eyes indicated that this matter is endless, and he will get up from wherever he fell.

I understand, he wants to block Qi Mu and Akashi after school at night.

Other gangsters blocked the students for the purpose of robbing, and the deadly wooden hanging was terrible.

I was worried, "Zigangmu is the leader of the enemy alliance. Although it is only a third-rate organization, its members are also villains."

In the evening, the two children said that they were going back to Meteor Street, got into the big wardrobe and disappeared. Is my closet the one from The Chronicles of Narnia?But why doesn't it work for me?

With a shy face, I said to Akashi that my bed is so big, why bother to sleep in the small bed in the guest room, "Come on, come on, old couples, why don't you be polite."

[Hero, do you feel like you have no place to talk to the red hedgehog? At this time, you still maintain the basic dignity of being a human being. It's amazing. The despicable system decided to help you. 】What's the matter with this tone?With such a strong sense of deacon, could it be the aftereffect of the long light of Prajna in the liver?

Then, I felt dizzy and weightless, and fuck, no one asked me if I wanted to know the meaning of life, or if I wanted to be truly alive, so they casually took me to another world... huh?Not a different world?

I opened my eyes and sat on a bench. In front of me was a huge corridor with floor-to-ceiling windows. There were benches on one side of the wall. There were buffets and drinks on the table. Is this a banquet?

No, it's not.

Besides me, there were about a dozen young women, all of them wearing formal uniforms, carrying file folders, and their faces were all embarrassed.

Is this an interview?

I, Dao Leyan, the former General Zhengyi, the Demon Emperor, the Eighth King, the God Judge, the owner of the Whale Island, the overlord of the East China Sea, and the master of the corridor under the chrysanthemum, will one day have an interview with a group of fledgling girls. Are you insulting me?

"Where is the exit? This way? Thank you."

I turn around and leave.

Ran Goose—an old man who looked like a butler came over, "Hey, this is the first time that the Akashi family has recruited elite maids. If any of you are qualified, you will become the young master's personal maids. The salary will be calculated according to the standards of executives of multinational companies. Every year The salary range has increased, and I hope you will give full play to your strength."

The steps I was about to walk came to a halt.

Grandpa what are you talking about?Who are you hiring a personal maid for?

little master?

Did I misunderstand that it was Young Master Akashi?

I retract my foot.

At this time, I was already ten meters away from the interview team, so the grandpa housekeeper saw me at a glance, "What's the matter with that lady?"

As the most beautiful maid among the maids who came for the interview, other maid reserve staff were very hostile to me. A short-haired maid said, "Mr. Hasebe, number 7 said she was leaving."

The old man's name is Guangzhong, what a good name.

"Oh, what's the matter?"

In Japan, being a maid is not a nanny, and the social status is not that low, but if the employer's family is not good, it will be very troublesome.

But the Akashi family... but there is no good job to find with the lantern.

These interview ladies are all highly educated, good-natured, and skilled, and they were rejected when they were unqualified when they submitted their resumes online.

And it is not an open recruitment, but recommended by others.

"Miss Doller, is it?"

I trotted over and said dog-leggedly, "Yes!"

"You were recommended by Mrs. Rantang."

Ran, Mrs. Rantang! ! !

It's the Rantang I know!

"Mrs. Rantang was deeply trusted when the previous master was alive. I have great expectations for the person she recommends. Can you explain why you want to leave?"

"No, I don't want to leave." I said solemnly.

"You clearly want to leave." The woman who sued me just now said loudly.

Me: "Oh? When you speak so loudly instead of giving evidence, you don't stand a chance. I said I wanted to leave just to see your reaction. It's disappointing. I said I was going to leave. You all I took a big breath, I'm glad I'm leaving, right? Do you also want to serve the young master with such a psychological quality? If one of you becomes a personal maid, the first reaction is to scream when something happens. But I—" said Then, I put my four fingers together, and cut into the wall like cutting tofu, "Did you see, this is the basic quality of becoming a young master's personal maid."

"You, don't be too arrogant!" The young lady who lost her sense of normalcy after being hit by me yelled at me.The others also showed dissatisfaction on their faces, "It's just that they have a good personality. If they don't control it well, they may hurt the young master!"

Are these losers united?

Even if a group of leg hairs are united, do you think you can use depilatory cream?

Hahahaha I died laughing too.

"Next, let me demonstrate how to be a top maid." I put on the glasses I snatched from another woman's face, the prescription was a bit high, but I held on. "To be a top maid, you must first be absolutely loyal to Aluki." It is you who have long legs, as long as it is the master's wish, I will do my best to fulfill it. "Even if you die, you must fulfill Aluki's order before you die! Aluki is absolute! Even if it is a wrong order, you must carry it out to the end!"

Well, so dazzling!The old man Nagatanibe, the housekeeper, couldn't help narrowing his eyes, this little girl...why did he feel strongly threatened!I always feel that his position in the Akashi family is unstable!

The recruit is the young master's personal maid, not the housekeeper!

This son must not stay!