Absolutely retarded option

Here comes the cub from the parallel world, Concubine Akashi and Concubine Qi Mushu live under the same roof, what will happen.With the marriage contract in hand, what is the use of the red thread?

"Aren't you going to give us an explanation?" Saiki Kusuo said preemptively.

He didn't agree to put my surname on it, that's a big deal.

I have surpassed the average male by a large margin without asking you to give birth to children desperately at home.

"Here, Akashi..." we said privately.

Coludo and Aranaika each hugged one of my legs tightly, how can they be so strong when they are obviously less than ten years old.

Akashi Seijuro is so smart, he can see the problem of age at a glance, Saiki Kusuo wants him to pinch with Dora Yan to reap the benefits, which is a good idea.

Akashi, who had learned the Gongdou Heart Sutra without a teacher, sneered, "I'm tired, I'm going to rest, what's the matter, I'll talk about it when I wake up."

Very good, this sentence has the imposing manner of an imperial concubine.Let you attack from all directions, and I will stand still.

I couldn't help but want to give Akashi a thumbs up.

In comparison, Xiao Nan, who has no education in imperial studies, is a bit unattractive.

But this might be Qi Mu's move.

You think, Saiki Kusuo clearly knows that Akashi is my white moonlight cinnabar mole, and it is impossible for him to shake Akashi's position.So he chose to retreat, because no matter whether it is a man or a woman, if you are soft, he will be strong. I probably can't control a person as strong as Akashi, and I am so proud that I can't stand Akashi's cold face. At this time, Qi Shu Use his tenderness to slowly break through my heart and replace it.Like boiling a frog in warm water.After all, human beings are such animal emotions that come and go in a hurry-it changes as soon as it is said.

This morning you are still a sweetheart meat egg, but at night you will become an expired quail egg.

Hong Kong really, eating too many quail eggs is really disgusting.

Akashi actually offered to take a break!I'm so excited, this is an opportunity.

I hinted to Akashi that I'm tired today and I should rest, Akashi looked at me coldly and said, "I'm tired, and I'm not used to sleeping with other people."

Look at me, I am not someone else!I'm your sweetheart Dao Le Yan Xiao Rou Rou!

But it's just me thinking so.

Angry, why can't you use strong?

Is it because of conscience or because of love?

In a place where he couldn't see, I quietly stretched the red line so that Akashi's range of activities became this apartment. Of course, in order to avoid being found out that I did it, Ghost Saiki's range of activities was also expanded.It's just that they have to go to school the day after tomorrow, and there is no limit to the scope of activities on the school day, and there is no silver 300 taels here.

Headache.

Akashi walked a few steps, and found that the distance between him and Dorakuyan had widened. He tried to walk in all directions, and found that the range of activities was only in the apartment.

Did Dao Leyan think him stupid?

He found out that Saiki Kusuo naturally also found out.The two exchanged eye contact for a few seconds before entering the guest room one after the other.

My hand suddenly clenched!What's going on, wouldn't these two men suddenly realize that having sex with me is better than having sex?Or were they gay in the first place, pretending that the three of us got married but it was actually the two of them who got married?

Yes!Wouldn't it be cheaper for gay and les to appear in a three-person marriage and a dead-person marriage? It looks like three people are actually two people! ,

After discovering the "truth", I wanted to kick down the door of the guest room, but... if they didn't have anything, would I be charged with domestic violence?

I pretended to drink a few cans of imported Wanglaoji in the living room. Damn I just love this taste, and I feel uncomfortable if I don’t drink it for a day.But if you drink too much, you will also get on your head.

The devil in my heart tempted me: drink, drink too much and take advantage of the strength of the superior to kill Akashi!

No, I have to drink a bottle of '82 Sprite to calm down.

The two babies hugged my waist from left to right like a quiet handsome man in reserve, firmly.I really can't break free, they refuse me to visit Chigui Jun and Qi Shijun.

No way, I had to wait for one of them to come out.

After waiting for almost an hour and running to the toilet four times before the two of them came out, I scratched my ears and scratched my cheeks anxiously, jumping up and down, just when I couldn't help but put out the monkey tail and scratched my head, Qi Mu came out of the room, his eyes were straight. Staring at my big fluffy tail, I am a capuchin monkey. Although the monkey body is ugly, but the tail is very beautiful, just like those women with 4-5 points of face but extraordinarily tall and hot. Isn't this analogy a bit strange?The tail is the tree-climbing skill equipment dropped after leaving the Westward Journey world.

I really don’t want it, let’s not mention how many trees in Tokyo in the 21st century allow me to use the tail to copy Tarzan of the Ape. It takes a lot of time just to take care of it. On the waist...Of course the system can be retracted, but after all, this is evidence of my absolute love with the king.

I can not let it go.

Saiki Kusuo was obviously intimidated. Although the glasses were used to block petrification, he still wore them after the superpower disappeared, and they tended to shatter at the moment.

Could it be that Tao Le Yan is a sub-ethnic personality?

In the hero class, there is a sub-race with a kangaroo tail, which is really common in the personality society.

Akashi was right next door, but I was lonely and a widow.

After a few more minutes, I couldn't sit still at all.

no!There must be a change.

When Akashi gets married and enters the door, it's up to him to crack the door!If you don't have a cracking machine to create an opportunity, you have to use it!

For a moment, Dad's fighting spirit was high, as if he had been beaten with chicken blood.

Of course, the matter of chicken blood only exists in third-rate online novels. For example, chicken blood can make the skin look like a baby, and it may also make the whole body hair (including eyebrows) stripped. The most widely spread is the chicken (pigeon) blood tattoo. Those who can be invisible will show up with strong emotional fluctuations, such as a ferocious dragon head lying on the neck of a certain Long Aotian, accompanied by a signature line: You dare to touch my Long Aotian's woman and so on.

Talk too much.

I pull out the portable shopping cart from the warehouse, which is actually a second-hand stroller.Packing things is very neat.

"Mom, where are you going?"

"Yes, mother, where are we going?"

"Go shopping, are you hungry?" I asked guiltily.Why should I be guilty!To be honest, it is clearly my cub in a parallel world, where I should be an idiot who is a fan of Il, but what does it have to do with me, why should I feel guilty!

That's right, I'm going to go to the vegetable market, use my venomous vision and fantastic cooking skills to capture Akashi's stomach, and let him see the unknown advantages of my Dao Le Yan.

You must know that this chef has practiced in the three culinary worlds of the spirit of the halberd, the little master of China, and the captive of gourmet food.

It can be said that his cultivation has reached the level of a half-holy...half-step chef.

I almost forgot that there is still Dou Di, I always feel that Dou Di is not as handsome as Dou Sheng.

I set off with the stroller.

In order to prevent being recognized by the mothers-in-law in the community, she also wore a wide-brimmed sun hat.

Big autumn is enough.

As we approached the gate of the community, two aunts who came back from grocery shopping at noon bumped into us. First, they marveled at how handsome the two cubs are. Mixed blood, mixed blood seldom has a permanent disability."

"Yeah, I was like an angel when I was young."

"Is there another one in the stroller? Did you see it?"

"No. Is she from our community? She is such a young lady, and she is really blessed to have such two children."

Gloria and Aranaika raised the corners of their mouths when they were praised so much, they both grabbed the corners of my clothes and pulled them lightly, their shoulders were almost exposed.

There is naturally a vegetable market near the community. The location where I live is superior, and the vegetable market is the largest in Honcho.It took about ten minutes to arrive. On the way, I made indirect remarks, "By the way, how is Yiermi?"

Although the power systems of the two worlds are vastly different, the people on the street are weaker than the other. The weak Koruta and Aranaika both have some doubts about the life of the killer, "Dad?"

"Ok?"

"Father said he missed you." Coluta blinked with big innocent eyes.

I almost choked on my saliva!

Il fans will miss me and make trouble.

I do not believe.

"Dad looks at your wedding ring every day and sighs, saying that the divorce is too impulsive."

We still have wedding rings?Il fans who are so stingy will buy rings.

Aranaika: "The ring is passed down through the family."

Oh.

I nodded indifferently.

I suddenly remembered the big gem that Ilmi gave me, day!He shouldn't want to go back!

After a while, I arrived at the vegetable market, and I chose the dishes steadily and without hesitation. When I was choosing beef, a young man in a shabby suit stopped me suddenly, "Hello, lady, I am Mito, an LME broker. Ministry, your two children are really outstanding, if they join the entertainment industry, they will become popular soon, please be sure to talk to me!"

This gentleman, your clothes make me doubt your ability.

Of course, I would not say that if I am kind and motherly.

"Thank you, but you don't have to."

"why?"

Me: "Our family is very rich."

Karuta said innocently: "Yes, our family lives in the castle."

Yuan, is it a local tyrant?

Why did the rich mother and son come out to buy vegetables in person?

Ge Liuduo said sadly: "I haven't been back for a long time since my parents divorced."

Mitobe cast admiring eyes on the wife who couldn't see her face clearly, divorced a rich man, maybe a nobleman, no vanity!I have no feelings, dragging on for money and refusing to divorce.

After buying the groceries, they went home immediately. Saiki and Akashi stayed in the room honestly. If they slept together... this building is waiting to become the most famous haunted house in Japan.

In the room, Doraku Kusuo and Doraku Seijuro were of course not asleep, and the two teenagers who looked like mirrors sat at both ends of the table and looked at each other.

Akashi Seijuro: "You and I, I am a completely innocent victim, as for you, you brought me to Dora Banya, right?"

Saiki Kusuo was startled, did he know?

Seeing Saiki's reaction, Akashi confirmed it, he was a little helpless and amused, "You are from PK High School, right?"

Akashi Seijuro is trying to take the lead.

Saiki Kusuo understood, Akashi first put himself in the position of a complete victim and then exposed his conspiracy to put the two on an unequal balance, using the identity of a victim to seize the dominant power.

It should be said that it is worthy of the three generations of chaebols, and the emperors learned from six or six.

"Sorry, I'm used to it." Akashi 2 said.

Although he tried his best to appear as a gentle master, he still showed aggression unavoidably.In fact, he doesn't need to hide it, Saiki Kusuo is just an ordinary high school student from an ordinary family, so why should he be vigilant?But a deep feeling tells him that Saiki Kusuo is not as simple as it seems.

I remember the last time I came to Daole Yanjia, he suddenly became active, so Qi Mu's personality is invisible, and maybe the things he encounters can also be invisible.That explains why he was able to sneak into Akashi's house without making a sound and bring him out.But Akashi didn't feel like he was drugged, and it took a lot of effort to move him out.

How strange.

"What are you going to do?"

"Step by step."

This is no way.

What happened this time is very weird, not to mention anything else, but it is strange enough that he actually agreed to such a ridiculous marriage. Also, they can't leave Dao Leyan's side... It must be the effect of personality, Dao Leyan His personality is coercive, forcing them not to leave, forcing him to agree to the marriage, which makes sense.It can only be like this.Akashi Seijuro thought.

Maybe killing her will be fine, and the super power can come back.Saiki Kusuo thought.

I came back with a cart full of food.

Seeing that I bought so much and planned to make so much, the two cubs were out of balance and became emotional, "We haven't eaten the meal made by mother?"

Am I not a good wife and mother in the parallel world?Still haven't experienced the triple kill in the gourmet world?

While washing the beef, I quickly chopped it with two knives, and at the same time told the cubs to work, "Here, you cut it." These two cubs are the masters who can push the gate of hell, of course, the two together can push a door , they were seven years old and ten years old, and the eldest started to read, which is also very early.

Aranaika took the kitchen knife, stood on the small bench and raised his arms, "Crack——!" After the loud noise, the cutting board was split into two with the cooking table, and the cut was clean and neat.

I stared as if my soul was ascending to heaven, so it was broken?My lovely cutting board and counter.

The two people in the room also heard the noise, an earthquake?

Hurry up and see.

I stared at the corpse on the cooking table, wanting to cry without tears, and gritted my teeth, "It was on purpose."

Aranaika looked down at every terrified child after making a mistake, "Kassan, I made a mistake, don't throw me away, I won't—"

Why is he so good?

I was very strange, when I heard the sound of the door and turned around, Akashi looked at me disapprovingly, what did you just say?Don't throw him away?

What do you want to call me a woman who abandoned her child?What do you want Akashi to think of me?

Akashi looked at me disapprovingly for a few seconds before he had time to figure out what happened, the broken countertop, the broken kitchen floor tiles, the cutting board in half, the kitchen knife in his hand... what the hell!Is it so cruel?Not to mention where the cub came from, this level of ferocity is very Dao Leyan style.

I don't believe it, you are indeed my cub in the parallel world, you have done your best to pretend to be pitiful, "Yifa, you are my eldest son, Ge Liuduo's older brother, you are already ten years old, and you can't control your power well."

"Mom, do you remember changing my name to Dorakurodo?"

... I really don't remember!It seems that there is such a thing?

"Mom didn't take us seriously at all, she forgot about us and dad when she had a wild man!" Ge Liuduo.

"And Uncle Qi Ya."

Saiki Kusuo: Huh?Who is Chi Ya?

Akashi: Who is the wild man again?

I also have a headache. There are too many people and things to do.

I didn't ask how they came here, it must be the ghost of the absolute option.

"That's your second and third father, not some wild man."

The person who came over looked disgusted, and said in a childish voice: "Two weak chickens, are you worthy?"

Weak chickens: ………

Saiki Kusuo: I have never felt so unfortunate about losing my superpowers.

"After leaving Dad and Uncle Qiya, Kassan's vision has become lower." Yifa commented seriously.

Geluta whispered, "That's twins, it's multiplication."

What does the look on your two cubs' faces when you discover your mother's shady little fetish mean?

Fortunately, I didn't really raise cubs, otherwise I would have premature aging.