Absolutely retarded option

I closed my eyes and rested my mind, while Absolute Option is actively recommending several popular small H novels recently, such as "The Bodyguard Secretly Gives the Prince Weeping Beads While He's Sleeping", "Coke Can Be Played Upside Down" and so on.I was drowsy looking at it.

【choose】

Eh?

The promised pirates don't conform to the aesthetics?

I shivered, and suddenly fell asleep.

[Choose the comedy movie you like to watch ① Nine Pins of Sesame Official: White Bread and Qingtian ② The Great Sage of Love Epilepsy ③ The Marriage of the Great Sage ④ Kung Fu]

Um--

A very personal choice.

My rare peace of mind.

I have watched these four movies several times, and I can memorize some of the lines.

And experienced.

Generally speaking, such specific options are based on the "stereotyped" option, which is to intercept questions.

To solve the problem is very important.

From the simplest point of view, kung fu can be divided into kung fu, homonym, and Gong/fu.

Damn, isn't this a husband? !

Definitely want me to attack a married man!

face!

There are many married men in One Piece, as far as those who appear on the stage are concerned.And she looks very sad, I don't want to be a mistress.It is more likely to directly make out, for example, that Kidd and Kira are together, and I am the third party.

If it's not an interception but a role-playing, my mother, I want to play the leading role and then fight on top of the war to have a Ten Thousand Buddhas Dynasty... Isn't it right for Tathagata?

Then the three great sages get married.

My mother, this option is full of unknown and infinite malice.

The Great Sage married Fairy Zixia, who is Zixia and who is the Great Sage?

How to get the Great Sage in Pirate World?

Isn't the Great Sage a monkey?

who is monkey

Golden lion?The Monkey family?

Should I play Zixia?Do I still have to die to thank the world?

And this kind of role with low combat effectiveness is not suitable for me.

Continue to analyze the 2 love epilepsy, what a tragedy, do I want to be a monk or a horse?Do you still have to be ridden?Was it when the rescuer was beaten half to death, or was he lowered to the Mariana Trench after a facelift?I still want to take my 2 meter big and shout Le Yan, I love you for 8 years!Draw the knife?

one…………

A crime-solving farming movie with no risks.

The only risk is being a male whore...which makes me a little bit square.

All in all, choosing the one with the least risk is what a smart young man like me should do.

I solemnly chose 1, and there was no drastic change.

I was relieved.

Rayleigh also continued to doze off.

It's time for dinner soon.

The guard brought the pork knuckle in sauce and the braised pig's trotter. I ordered these two dishes. Can't the severed head rice be eaten with a lot of oil and greasy?

The guard had a complex expression, and looked like a scum with a conscience.

The slaves of the dragon people on that day were worse than death.

I grabbed the trotters and pork knuckles and gnawed.

On the side, Lei Li was eating porridge and side dishes specially for the elderly, plus a bottle of 70-degree wine.

He thinks I eat like Roger.

After eating and drinking, the bell rang.

It's auction time.

I was taken out before Rayleigh, and I was not afraid of running away with the boomboom around my neck.Anyway, in their eyes, I am just a weak girl.

The host took a pirated Meow Meow Hammer, and when he saw me, he bragged about "the skin is better than snow, and the waist is like a snake, I thought it was fucked after seeing it", in short, he piled up a pair of rhetoric.

I'm tired of hearing it.

"The starting price is 500w Bailey!"

A cold light flashed in my eyes.

I'm only worth that little money.

In fact, in the auction house, human girls are unlikely to be able to sell for a high price.

But the level of Pirate Queen is not the same.

Although I'm pretty, I'm not so beautiful that everyone is crazy about bidding, but even so, the auction price was quickly multiplied several times, until it reached 3000 million Baileys, the first bounty of Straw Hat Monkey , approximately equivalent to 150 million rabbit coins.

"Is there any higher price?" The host smiled sinisterly at me and threw out a sensational selling point. He raised my chin and forced me to look at the auditorium, "Some of you must think This woman looks familiar, yes, she is the woman who was taken away by Trafalgarrow and the supernova of the North Sea that day. She is also the woman who wanted to confess to Trafalgar that day when she was seriously injured! Isn't an affectionate woman just what you need!"

The very provocative words of the host really caused commotion in the auditorium. A skinny man who seemed to be lacking in love held up a sign and shouted hesitantly, "4000 million."

All of a sudden, 1000 million Baileys were added, and the host smiled when he saw the success of the trick.

The price has climbed all the way to 6000 million, and some small powers, like some big businessmen, are hesitant.

Although the pirate captain's woman sounds very face-saving, but pirates do all kinds of crimes, such as burning, killing, looting, and they don't have experts to protect them at any time like those nobles. Their bodyguards can't even deal with tens of millions of pirates.Not to mention more than [-] million supernovae.

Wouldn't it be too bad for this woman to be hacked to death by Captain Red Heart before she even played?Therefore, the bidders are all big figures with certain strength.

At this moment, a hoarse-voiced man in a black cloak held up a sign and shouted, "[-] million Baileys."

[-] million Baileys, buying a human woman is definitely a high price!

Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, the host said excitedly: "One hundred million Bailey once, one hundred million Bailey twice, one hundred million Bailey three times... deal, the No. 4 product belongs to the No. 35 customer, please follow us payment by the staff."

The man in black robe left with the staff.

Ten minutes later, my ownership was handed over to the man in black.

The man in black must be the character in the plot of "Nine Grades of Sesame Official: White Bread and Blue Sky".

I don't know which episode of the magic reform I entered.

The man in black robe said he would cover my eyes.

I obediently agreed.

The man in black was very surprised, thinking that I was too obedient.

"I'm Rayleigh's friend, and I'm here to save you."

oh oh oh.

The mate's friend, that must be a good man.Also a subordinate of One Piece?

So I followed his words on the way.

The black-robed man is not young anymore, and he likes to reminisce and chatter, "Captain Balabala, Captain Balabala, Captain Balabala is very powerful, Captain Balabala is invincible, Balabala, the captain is the best balaba, I want to be the captain's dog balaba for the rest of my life..."

I:"……"

The wind is a bit noisy today.

It turned out to be a Roger Chef.

[XX Kitchen, the meaning also refers to a person who likes a certain kind of person or thing to the point of being obsessed. ]

I used to be so obsessed with Akashi, and I have conquered the crotch ♂ snake with him in countless dreams.

In the end, however, it turned out, alas.

And my first kiss, let alone mention it.

Isn’t it actually Haizaki, what can’t be said!

I let out a sigh of relief.

The boat was floating on the sea. This boat was definitely a shoddy wreck with wind and water leaks everywhere. What if it sank?dead!

But when I think that Raleigh can swim from one side of the world to the other side of the world, I don't doubt his ability.

The man in black finally mercifully asked my name.

"My name is Dao Le Yan."

"You are from the D family!" The man in black looked shocked.

My mother, are you dementia with vertigo and tinnitus?

Does my name sound like Le D. Feast to your ears?Is this still a name?

The man in black patted my head. He was a little kind now, but I was indifferent. He must have changed his attitude towards me because I and their captain have a D in their names.

I've seen it all.

"Dao Leyan is a pseudonym, and Le·D·Yan is your real name."

Do you know that mdzz is not my real surname, I have been away from you for too long logic.

"I heard that you are the woman of the doctor in Beihai? What's his name..."

"Trafalgaroo."

"Forget about him." The black-robed man was very cold, "You have no future with him."

I also know this, the future of me and Beipo is much bigger than his.

Because I am related to their captain, my treatment has improved a lot, and I can eat hot food.

"You are too fat." The black-robed man cruelly pointed out the girl's swimming ring.

He must be an old gay, a normal man would never talk like this to a beautiful girl.

go to hell.

After falling asleep, the man in black pushed me roughly, "It's the place."

My digitized body can't sense anything outside, and my eyes are still covered with black cloth.

I followed the man in black for a long distance, going up mountains and down the sea, and I exercised a lot.The man in black praised me for my good physical fitness.

Ha ha.

Finally got to the place.

Other than me and the man in black, there were a few breathing sounds.

The cloth over the eyes was removed.

I saw Monkey D. Cap.The grandpa of Straw Hat Monkey.

At this moment, he looked at me with very complicated eyes.

And on my side is a whole row of cages, inside which is imprisoned, Little Firefist Portgas d. Ace.The low-profile version of the Smurfs + the lamp god Jinpei.Qualified pirate men's bisexual | small neinei rich guy | Crocodile.

Why was I brought to the submarine prison.

And Fire Fist Ace called "Grandpa" suspiciously, "Grandpa, you said that Roger's subordinates are—"

Grandpa came to see him yesterday and said that Roger's former subordinate, the left and right hands of One Piece, the right hand/Rayleigh, and the left hand is this man in black robe. It is said that he is a man who can fight [-]/[-] with Rayleigh.to see him.

Ace vehemently refused.

He disapproved of Roger very much.

It's okay to do so.

But Karp said that it must be seen, and it mattered a lot.

Ace thought that this might be the last time for his good grandpa to meet, and he didn't want to reject Garp, so he agreed.

Then came the man in black.

But what the hell is the woman he is pulling?

The man in black robe and Karp exchanged glances filled with old bald-haired old dog PY transactions. Garp took out the key and opened the door of the cell, and the man in black robe pushed me in.

I am dumbfounded.

I only heard the man in black say, "Ace, this is the first and last time I see you. I haven't seen you for so many years. You really look like the captain. I didn't expect to see you for the first time. You were sentenced to death. You are the son of Captain Roger. The Navy wants to use you to make a fuss... I discussed with some old brothers that I would give the captain a queen before you die, so I sent a golden girl I'm here to borrow seeds from you...don't talk so much, it's important to borrow seeds."

Fire Fist Ace: "┗|｀O′|┛((⊙o⊙)...wo 屮艸 芔茻fuck!(◣ω◢)"

Jinbe: "...!"

Crocodile: "...!"

Me: "┗|｀O′|┛哦~~......!!!"

Who the fuck asked my opinion!

Ace stuttered, his face turned red in an instant, his freckles were wrinkled, and he quickly shrank to the corner of the wall even if it was locked by Hailoushi. He looked up at me quickly and then turned away quickly.

"grandfather……"

The man in black: "Your grandfather also agrees with this matter."

Ace: Feeling betrayed.

The man in black: "Hurry up, time is limited, she is also from the D family, and her blood is very good."

Karp said with a shy old face, "...do you want to change the place?"

Ace: "..."

The man in black: "There are indeed a few things that get in the way."

Jinbe + sand crocodile: "..."

Ace and I were taken to a relatively safe airtight room. The man in black gave Ace some instructions and left, locking the door from the outside.

Ace's wounds all over his body are forced to be fucked by his unscrupulous old father's old brother who doesn't know how expensive sperm is, how sad it is.

I finally woke up from cursing the absolute option.That's not right, all the way is the green channel, the navy obviously wants to produce the blood of One Piece, so how could Ace borrow that... Could it be that the Admiral of the Navy is also an insider? !

I was really kneeling by the integrity of the absolute option to break through the sky.

Ace shrank his neck and remained motionless.

The shyness of virginity is perfectly shown.

me too... me too...

I have long been fearless in picking up gray swimming trunks.

I don't believe what Ace will do to me at all, rather I'm desperately resisting what to do to him.After all, my taste has changed since I mistakenly joined Akashi, and the cute and energetic is the type I like now.

"Hi, I'm Portgas D. Ace, please take care of me."

It seemed that he was really polite in greeting.

But is it time to swap names?

So, instead of swapping names, do you have to swap chromosomes?

Ace: "Don't be afraid, I won't touch you."

Oh?

I looked coldly at the scars on his body, and I was afraid I was powerless.

The ability user locked by Hailoushi is slime.

Seeing the unspeakable place where I looked at him suspiciously, Ace's ears turned red again.

Suddenly I feel like an old beast of a young boy who sees rape and can't resist.

"Cough, cough, cough." I coughed like a greasy middle-aged man hiding embarrassment.