Absolutely retarded option

The war has begun.

I sat on the branch of a tree as motionless as a mountain, enjoying Orochimaru's probing eyes.

"Why can Uzumaki Naruto cover my curse mark?"

Because he is A, you are B, and Sasuke is O.

It's a pity that I can't explain it to these country people.

Ah Xiang.

A refined Shanghai dialect conveys countless senses of superiority.

The fight was booming, Haruno Sakura was sitting next to me, far away from Orochimaru, I could not help but give my attention to the "double|sex|big|tits" part, "How does it feel to be a woman? "

I said in a scientist's tone.

At the same time, I also noticed that the absolute option did not appear when I kept dying.Seems to have found a way to accurately counter the absolutely retarded option.

Orochimaru turned his head coldly and noblely to ignore me.

"Humph."

After a lot of struggle, the fox boy finally climbed up to the high-rise building. The soles of his feet were covered with blue chakra and attracted the guarding crane. His canine teeth swelled fiercely and bit Gaara on the back of the neck. The sleeping civet cat woke up instantly, and then It was an indescribable feeling, as pheromones washed over his frail body, civet cat sobbed in pain.

Shouhe kept his tail pointed and straight, screaming: "Nine Lamas, what have you done to me!"

Nine tails, that is, nine lamas, when Naruto bit Gaara, his body also changed.

Naruto bit Gaara, is it equivalent to him biting Shukaku? !

What a joke!

Suddenly establishing a close relationship with Shuhe makes Jiu Lama extremely irritable!

Naruto felt the huge chakra boiling in his dantian.

"What, what's going on!"

Looking there from a distance, he fell limply on the ground, his huge body rubbed against the ground, and there was a snoring sound from his nose from time to time, so soft? ?

Meow meow meow?

And Naruto was covered in red chakra, I was shocked, "Not good! Naruto has also entered a state of differentiation due to the pheromone produced by the differentiation of one tail!" Differentiation means estrus.

"What?" Haruno Sakura was anxious, who can mark Naruto?

"Is there a way to solve?"

Yes, make|match! !

Too bad I can't say that.

"The only way is to let them fight." I said quietly.

There are only three solutions for the crazy person, fist, kiss, and ♂♀ mark.

At this time, Naruto let out a loud roar, "Gaara!!" Four tails burst out in an instant——did he not want to live?

Set off a monstrous storm.

And the absolute option finally appeared.

[Choose, ①As a fragile human being, you have broken half of your bones and are resigned to fate. ②Find a good doctor]

my day!

2 is basically a patch of 1!No matter how I say it, half of my bones will be broken. The first option is to be abandoned in the dead forest and become the feces of wild beasts. I am so touched that the option will actually find me a doctor. Dad wants to cry...

The strong wind blew by, and I, who was a fragile human body, kept hitting the big tree. Haruno Sakura just spit out blood and got a little bruised, then got up and continued to stare at Orochimaru, while I was in severe pain, numb from the pain The meridians all over my body were broken and the bones shattered like a 'glass man', and the god of death came to me.

Pick 22222!

I yelled like crazy!

Naruto continued to growl, "I love—Ro!"

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Several parties were fighting, and the smoke filled the air. At this moment, a faint voice came from the sky, "I love Luo!!"

"I love—Ro!!"

"I love—Ro!!"

"I love—Ro!!"

The people involved in the battle couldn't help but blushed and looked at Trafalgar Luo, the supernova death surgeon who was in the center of the storm.

Trafalgar Law: "No, it's not..."

The navy didn't do anything anymore, the voice moved from far to near, and Trafalgar Law stretched out his hands to catch the figure that descended from the sky.

A seriously injured girl looked at him with such vast eyes, as if she had traveled through the endless sky to come to him, and this woman actually exuded a bloody smell stronger than that of a vicious pirate.

Navy a, "Trafalgar, is she your lover?"

Navy b, "Definitely."

Beibo: What are these human beings talking about? His captain has always kept himself clean, maintaining the glory of being an otaku and a virgin in this chaotic sea, waiting to become a great magician at the age of 30 Woolen cloth.

It's a pity that Beppo was a shy bear, and couldn't say anything for Trafalgaro except that he was sorry.

Dao Leyan remembers that in The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon said that if Superman's girlfriend fell from a high altitude and Superman wanted to catch her, then Superman's steel-like arms would cut his girlfriend into three at once. part.

bloody.

The power of the universe slowed down my falling speed, so I was not cut into three pieces by Trafalgaro's arm. I spit out a few mouthfuls of visceral dregs.

Absolute option kindly digitized my body, otherwise I would be in pain. Although I look very miserable, I actually don’t feel any pain.It's like walking into the set of |Pirate Galen|, and you only have to shout out Demacia to add a yellow robe, change into a bright armor with a blind eye, and conquer the world with one click.

Trafalgaro hesitated whether to drop the woman in his hand or continue to hold her.

She looked miserable, and she might have died as soon as she threw it on the ground.

Although he is a pirate, as a member of the D family, Luo still has the kindness that pirates rarely have.

Throwing is not, and not throwing is not, the navy will not be kind enough to consider this woman's life and let him treat her first, besides there is a world noble who does not know whether she is dead or alive.

The Trafal family was caught in a dilemma. Next to him, the supernova Eustace Kidd, who had a shark mouth and looked like a relative of Shichibukai Moonlight Moriah, snorted coldly.I feel that this guy Luo is a disgrace to the pirates. Pirates want to burn, kill, loot and do all kinds of evil, but Trafalgarro, a newcomer to the North Sea, is actually in a dilemma for the life of a strange woman.

He didn't want to admit that the woman's confession to Trafalgarro just a little bit stimulated him, isn't there a proverb in the sea, it's called easy to get a good brother, and a rare loving female pirate.

Those who have families must choose between women and children or the sea and brothers.

Once he... also!

Weakly like a rag doll, I grabbed Luo's hand and called out, "I love-Ro..."

Among them, who are the thousands of words to tell?

Luo has no amnesia or drinking fragments, he must still be a virgin.

"Persist." Luo calmed down and whispered, "Don't call me that."

But the woman in his arms seemed to have lost consciousness, so he could only repeat that he loved him.

What a soulful woman.

Those present were all masters of hearing and eyesight, envious and jealous of Trafalgarro.

"The Straw Hat is in charge, I must save her."

The monkey lowered the brim of his hat, "Leave it to me."

So Trafalgaro and Straw Hat Monkey | Luffy's first collaboration began.

I was taken by Trafalgaro to his submarine, dive-dive-dive! [Refer to Forward Forward Forward! 】

He unleashed first aid on me, which was beyond description.

I was wrapped into a zongzi.

Luo also lent me Beppo to warm my bed, you know Beppo has always been his special cushion.

We have one thing in common - we are all fuzzy.

In a few days, I became more agile, because everyone in the world of One Piece has extraordinary physiques, so my strangeness did not arouse any suspicion.

The good news is that as soon as I arrive in a different world, especially a different world with a completely opposite oriental face, I will turn into a European and American style lady with big breasts, thin waist and long legs.

Super Plus enjoy.

I was recuperating in the Heart Pirates, and Trafalgaro gave me his captain's cabin for some unknown purpose.

I stayed in Beppo's room, and when I made it clear that I needed Beppo's big pillow to sleep, Trafalgaro stuffed Beppo into my room without hesitation.It's like the generous mistress who stuffed the master with a woman.

I still remember the first day I shared the bed with Beppo, the bear shrank in the corner, shyly covering its eyes with its front paws.

In a blink of an eye, I stayed in the submarine for half a month, and I grew a thick circle of fat around my waist. The food on the Red Heart Pirates is really good.

Suddenly one day, the captain’s henchmen came over and told me that they had never had such a good meal before.

I'm pretty sure Trafalgaroo fell in love with me at first sight, which annoys me because I'm only 15 years old and I look like I'm in my 20s with this body, but I'll always be a kid at heart.

I mustered up the courage to call Trafalgaro to the deck, and, ignoring the eyes from behind the door, I took a deep breath and said, "I'm sorry, but I already have two children."

To prove what I said was true, I showed him a photo of Aranaika and Gruta.

Trafalgaro seemed to have been sucked out of his soul, leaving me with a thin back.

Now that the showdown with the suitor is over, I can't continue to stay on the submarine of the Red Heart Pirates with the cheek.

Penniless, I was walking in the Chambord Islands, the slave trade stronghold.

Someone from behind pointed at me openly and said, "Isn't that the woman of Captain Red Heart? I don't know how much it can sell for?"

Captain Heart is a minor player in Chambord, no one is afraid of him.

So I got caught.

I was imprisoned in a cell with Rayleigh, the vice-captain of One Piece who sold himself again.

I held out my hand to Rayleigh, "It's a pleasure to meet you."

Rayleigh: "..."

"It is also a fate that we can meet here."

Absolute option stands still.It seems that the vast majority of people in One Piece World do not conform to his aesthetics.

Including Rayleigh.

Since I can't get experience points from him, my attitude towards Rayleigh quickly cools down.

Like a ruthless scumbag.

"Little girl, who are you?"

laity.

Pretentiousness is already a skill that always accompanies me, I said: "The gatekeeper."

This profession is very old and has been endowed with extraordinary significance.

Raleigh's face changed, "You, are you the gatekeeper of Ralph Drew?"

I almost didn't hold back my arrogance, because in a different world, the bonus of "King of Coercion" to me is not so obvious.

"I am the gatekeeper of the human world and the dark continent."

Lei Li didn't know what the Dark Continent was, but his sophistication made him see that this little girl with a bloody aura was really extraordinary, "Why were you arrested?"

"Aren't you arrested too?"

Raleigh blushed, he really couldn't say that he came here to cheat money.

I know.

He became the vice president of Roger's leather bag company, which is named after One Piece, but everyone has no economic acumen, so they can't make ends meet. Do odd jobs to make money.How can it be so hard.

This tells us a clear truth. When looking for a job, you must find a regular company. Large state-owned enterprises and civil servants are golden rice bowls, with high benefits and good remuneration. Although the salary is not high, it is quite secure.Forget it in the countryside.

In other companies, a vice president like Lei Li must at least have several female secretaries and female subordinates.