Absolutely retarded option

The Bull Demon King looked at me: "Father, is this your new wife?"

Lao Niu: "...just met."

The Bull Demon King said as a matter of course: "It happens that I want to marry Guo'er, so let's have a wedding together."

Old Qing Niu said: "I said she is the wife of the Cowherd."

The Bull Demon King taunted: "You still can't stop me."

"If you insist on doing this, I have to stop you."

Seeing that the battle was about to break out, I said: "This matter... In my opinion, this girl also has the right to speak, you two brothers."

The Bull Demon King was a little displeased, I guess his mental activity is like this: women don't intervene in men's affairs, "I will make the decision on this matter."

Ben Xian's favorability for the Bull Demon King instantly became plural, and it was reasonable to stab him at any time, "Oh, this king is so powerful, you are so powerful, why do you want to take the girl back?"

The Bull Demon King had no intention of engaging in verbal disputes, and the old Qingniu felt ashamed of him and did not want to make a move. The Bull Demon King swept away the Queen Mother and the Queen Mother in a whirlwind. The old cow and I stared at each other, looking at the ground and wriggling together Cowherd, what a mess.It's me again. The bond between the Queen Mother and the Cowherd is broken when the Bull Demon King pulls the Queen Mother and the Cowherd?

I kicked the cowherd upside down, "You worthless dead thing, your wife has been robbed, and you don't even put a P, just find a building and put up a sign, so you don't waste your talent."

The cowherd is really unreliable, and the old green cow is also very disappointed in him, "Now we have to rely on us."

"Wait, you mean—us? Can I guess that we mean you and me?"

"Is there anyone else here?"

My boss is not happy: "What does it matter to me?"

Old Qingniu said logically: "You and your empress came together, you are responsible to her."

Fuck, you men are really language animals. If you don't intervene in men's affairs and turn your head around, you women are also responsible for this country. You are really strict with yourself and lenient with yourself.Benxian really admires it.

"I can agree, but you have to introduce me to me."

Old Qingniu said warily: "Why?"

"Love doesn't know where it started, but it keeps going deep."

Old Qingniu, if he was not a cow and was born with a habit of vomiting, he would have vomited long ago.

"Just to ask, Lao Tzu's old-fashioned appearance is just to increase his credibility. In fact, he is a chic little brother who also likes a stunner who wears a robe and shows off his long legs?"

Old Qingniu trembled, as if he was angry or frightened, "How can a saint be so rude!"

"At first you said you should be a monster, but now you're worshiping a saint again."

"That's different."

"You men are really good for yourself. If you say it's not good, you say it again. It's you who are male whores and set up memorial archways."

The cowherd shouted excitedly: "What are you arguing about!"

I threatened him fiercely: "If you keep beeping, I will sell you to a building. Although you are a bit old, I believe you still have market value."

The cowherd looked terrified.

Lao Niu and I are planning to rescue the Queen Mother. I suggest that we should tell the Heavenly Court about the situation here.The old cow disagreed that the Bull Demon King was his precious son. I said that if the Jade Emperor knew what happened to the Queen Mother, the Cowherd and the Bull Demon King would not be able to escape even him. I echoed shamelessly: "Yes, yes, I also feel something is wrong, does your boss know about this situation?"

The old cow gave me a white look: "Don't try to talk."

It was so hard to get the words out of the bull's mouth, I gave up.

In short, go to Jilei Mountain first.

I also became a strong calf. The old green cow arrived at Jilei Mountain in a short while, and the land beside Jilei Mountain is full of bull spirits. I don’t know if all the cow demons from all over the world have gathered here. Eating grass can not milk.

As soon as we landed, a few juniors who had just become monsters and could not take shape surrounded us and asked if we were the red-harvesting squad that went with the Bull Demon King to rob the women of the people.

"Hahaha, the king is going to get married soon, and we will have a prince in Jilei Mountain. The future will be better." I said very down-to-earth.

Following the demonic power of the Bull Demon King, Lao Qingniu and I sneaked into his cave quietly. He hollowed out a mountain and decorated it in bright red. In fact, the Bull Demon King is a very good marriage partner for many women.In addition to the cow demon, there are many goblins living in Jilei Mountain, most of them are herbivores, such as donkeys, horses, mules, deer, roe deer, and camels and alpacas!It seems that the Bull Demon King is not racist.

When I heard that the wedding banquet will be held today, I will see the time and it will be dawn soon. How hungry is the Bull Demon King?

Old Qingniu coughed dryly and did not express his opinion.

But at this moment, the queen mother was tossing and turning in her new room, she felt her mind was muddled, she couldn't think at all, the cowherd, the bull devil, the daughter... yes!She still has so many daughters, as for that old eggplant Jade Emperor, it is best not to think of him.

Wang Guoer sat up suddenly, how did she get to this point!She is the Queen Mother!Mother of Heaven and Earth!First, she was struggling with a mortal and then was captured by a monster. What kind of face does she have to be a queen mother!The idea of ​​never wanting to go back to heaven rose in her heart.

Let the daughters think she is dead!

Now, escaping from here is the most important thing, but she lost all her mana for unknown reasons and couldn't leave even if she wanted to. It is estimated that she would have to be caught by the goblin on the mountain before she ran far.

The Queen Mother was very anxious, it was too late to say anything now, it was almost dawn, and the monsters didn't need to sleep every day. As soon as the sun rose, various musical instruments were played on the Jilei Mountain. Knock hard, knock desperately, as if the sound is loud enough to have a scene.

About an hour later, the Bull Demon King put on a brand new groom's suit and waved his hand proudly: It's time to pick up the bride.

They just arrived at the new house, but found that the new house was empty, the queen mother went to nowhere, and the bed was cold.

The Bull Demon King's face was as black as ink, and he sent an order to search the whole mountain, and he must not let the Queen Mother escape.

I was also puzzled, how did she run away, Lao Niu and I haven't made a move yet.

"Could it be another good thing done by your mysterious boss?"

This time the old green cow simply ignored me.

Seeing that the auspicious time is coming, but the bride has disappeared.The Bull Demon King sniffed the air. The smell of fruit was very light and it was about to disappear. As well as the density of Leishan monsters, no one has been found yet. Most of them have already run out of the range of Jilei Mountain.

The old bull demon said: "My lord, what should I do? All the guests have arrived. If the wedding ceremony is not held as usual, it will be bad for the king's reputation if it gets out."

As a veteran cadre among monsters, the Bull Demon King undoubtedly cares about his reputation very much.It is unacceptable for him to disgrace him without chopping off his horns. "What do you propose?"

Although the cow race is famously honest, it is naturally a bit slippery after living for a long time. The old cow demon said: "The king just said that he wanted to get married, but he didn't say who he was with. From the eyes of those monsters, human beings look at you." It’s not all the same. Why don’t you find a woman temporarily to settle the marriage, and then make a fuss about it in the future. I don’t think the human woman dares to have any opinions, and then the king will give him some more mortal gold, silver and jewelry, just to make up for it. .”

What the old bull demon said was reasonable, and the bull demon king agreed after thinking about it.

But Dad, my mood is not so good, I collapsed looking at the new options that appeared.

[Choose, ①The wedding is coming soon, and the bride will run away, how can this be possible.You Dao Leyan, who is so righteous, will naturally stand up to replace the Queen Mother and the Bull Demon King to complete the wedding. Three years of hugging the two is a must.From now on, you will live a life that only envies mandarin ducks but not immortals. In the future, you will get to know the Monkey King, and you can take your children to visit your brother's house. How envious of others. ②Replacing the Queen Mother and holding a wedding with the Bull Demon King, after worshiping the heaven and the earth, he took out the golden dragon scissors hidden under the pillow and stabbed the Bull Demon King’s throat with a pair of scissors, so that he would know what it would be like to rob people’s daughters. Feminists recorded in history said It's you. ③ Da, a model of women in the world, said that since King Zhou dared to snatch her into the palace and separate her from Ji Falaoyan, she dared to destroy the Shang Dynasty.As the successor of the spirit of Daji, you Dao Leyan must go all out to destroy Jilei Mountain and let the Bull Demon King know how powerful you are.And fall in love with you deeply and are willing to go to the underworld with you, and the soul disappears. 】

The first option is definitely not an option, what good is it for me?Although I can get the Bull Demon King, but compared to our king, the Bull Demon King is trash. How can I throw away the watermelon and pick up sesame seeds?So the first option must be ruled out, and the second option is to replace the queen mother and hold the wedding with the Bull Demon King. What joke?Could it be that the script I took to marry a bride is not successful, or is it because the male protagonist is the male supporting role, and then how to say... stabbing the bull devil to death with scissors sounds very exciting, but the bull devil is a monster, and I can’t kill him Eat and kill him for what?And now that I'm a fairy, I can't easily kill intelligent creatures that can communicate. I still understand this truth.

Then the third option became my only choice to destroy Jilei Mountain and the Bull Demon King to fall in love with me.Although Princess Iron Fan has gone to nowhere, it is possible that although the Bull Demon King is facing the face of an old cadre, he is actually the type who is easy to change his mind. I don’t want to choose these three options. Let’s see the punishment, my mother , What did I see, there is no punishment option, the absolute option, have you found your conscience?But based on what I know about him, if I choose to reject the option, I may touch the hidden option. Unknown means danger. I am not the kind of woman who finds danger very exciting.

——I am a goddess, me.

Don't choose, give up!

【Heroes please be mentally prepared! 】

I don't know when Absolute Option actually called me a knight...

In the next second, I felt my body was very heavy. After I became a fairy, the feeling of being light and floating with the same life as the heaven and the earth disappeared completely, as if I had become a human body again, and it was still full of impurities without washing the tendons and marrow.When I woke up, I was still in an ordinary house, and beside me was a maid in green clothes, crying and laughing, holding a blue and white porcelain medicine bowl with a strong smell of medicine, and said to me, "Miss, you finally woke up!" Now, you have been in a coma for a month, and everyone thought you would never wake up again, it's really great, I'm going to tell the master and wife immediately!"

I have read this kind of necessary lines for time-traveling girls countless times, and I am so tired that my ears are calloused, so I can't change to a new line?I can imagine, and then in the next few days, the girl's mental activity is: after the young lady wakes up, she is different from before, and he can't tell what is different, but he still thinks that the current young lady is better... do not be like this?Don't you feel nauseous?

Looking at the antique women's boudoir, did I time travel again?What is this place again?Where did Jilei Mountain go?Where did the Bull Demon King go?Aren't we in full swing with the exciting story of the Bull Demon King robbing the Queen Mother to get married?

In a short while, the servant girl led a huge group of people, and almost blocked the small boudoir, a middle-aged woman as beautiful as a flower, howled - my son!So he threw himself on the bed, hugged me and cried bitterly, didn't I just recover from a serious illness?If you just hug me, you won’t be afraid of exhausting me all at once. I think you look so young and beautiful. You definitely don’t look like the mother of a big girl. Maybe it’s the sister of the original wife, the original owner who killed this body. The real murderer, I have watched the same plot countless times.Very familiar.

On the other side, a middle-aged man dressed luxuriously but with a pale face also showed a look of surprise. There are a lot of people who claim to be my brothers and sisters beside him. There are so many children in this family. It seems that my degree of favor is unusual. , Is it possible that I am the eldest daughter?Is it the daughter whom the master loves most?

"Le'er, you're finally awake." My mother said.

Just like countless ancestors did, he tilted his head, showing a confused look, "Who are you? Who am I? Where am I? Why can't I remember anything, oops, my head hurts so much."

Miss lost her memory!

Up and down the mansion, both happy and worried, since a month ago, the group of monsters on the mountain outside the city suddenly ordered that the young lady should marry their king, but the young lady was frightened, and she hanged herself that night. When I came back, I became stupid and couldn't wake up from sleep, thinking that I couldn't wake up.

The monster on the mountain said that if the eldest lady could not marry the king, they would kill their whole family.That's unreasonable for monsters!The county magistrate also pretended to be deaf and dumb, as if nothing had happened. His master went in to file a complaint, but was beaten out by the yamen servants with sticks.You must know that the old man of his family was a close friend of the county magistrate in the past. Since the county magistrate was still a poor boy, the father of the old man has used money to support him in his studies.

It's true that spring snow is thin and human feelings are thinner.

"Le'er, it's fine." The beautiful woman grabbed my hand and burst into tears. Anyone who saw this thought she was a good mother, but I could see a trace of love in her eyes that kept crying. Impatient, maybe I am looking forward to waking up, but the expectation is not because of worry, but because I am worried that the Bull Demon King will kill their whole family. I am relieved when I think of the Bull Demon King. It’s just a different place in the world of mythology. With a hoarse voice, I asked them to bring the bronze mirror. Although the bronze mirror is not clear, it can only vaguely show the face. Very well, I am still me.I am relieved that I didn't change the shell, but the family didn't find it strange?This lady is as beautiful as a flower, but in the eyes of ordinary people, she is not the most beautiful in this small county, but the master is ordinary, and the other children are also very beautiful. They are all in the upper middle class. How could such a simple family raise a beauty as beautiful as me?

Not scientific.

The beautiful lady asked worriedly: "Son, do you still remember the past?"

I stared at her in a dazed manner, "Should I remember something?"

The beautiful lady rolled her eyes, and she became more eager to me, "Don't you want to see your fiancé? You used to talk about him all day long, even if I didn't let you go out, you would sneak out to meet him. This Your father and your brothers and sisters don't know about it, you told your mother secretly, or you dared to go out after your mother agreed, you are a good boy, and you listen to your mother the most." The most important thing in the long speech That sentence is 'the most obedient mother's words'.

This woman may not have any other skills, but Zhai Dou is definitely an expert at calculating her own daughter.

What else can I say, "I...I listen to my mother."

The beautiful woman was suddenly happy, and said with satisfaction: "My Le'er is really a good boy."

She changed the topic and became sad again, and kept patting my hand and said, "Actually, you and son-in-law Niu are already married, but the day before the wedding, you suddenly fell ill with a strange illness and passed out, which made everyone anxious. , Niu son-in-law is the same, this month has been countless times in our house, your father and I thought that if you can't wake up, we will cancel your engagement without delaying others, but he just won't listen, he is more affectionate to you Jin Jian, what should we do if we keep him waiting like this. Now that you are awake, why don't we take this opportunity to get married. His family is much better off than ours, and he will definitely hire a better doctor. You don't have to feel like a drag on the family after you treat the disease, my son, what do you think?"

I lowered my head, looking shy and unaware, "Everything is up to mother."

My old father and siblings all breathed a sigh of relief.

Only now did I have the time to look at the bright red happy characters pasted on the windows of the boudoir, the bedding and curtains were all bright red, and the pajamas on my body were also red. It seemed that these people had worked hard for me.

But I still have a question that I am very concerned about, whether I am the eldest lady born and raised in this family.

Or maybe I'm not really, it's just that their family thinks I am, like they have my identity implanted in their brains, like a perceptual filter or something.

After the calculation was over, a large group of woo-la-la was finally about to go out, and I managed to take a breath, and Master Dao ordered his servants to say, "Hurry up and talk to King Niu on Jilei Mountain, just say Le'er Wake up, it's not too late, we will get married today."

"Yes." The servant hurried away.

No matter what you do, you can only be motivated when you are under pressure. When there is pressure, we can build a tall building in three days.

Soon I shouted loudly that I was hungry and asked the maids to come over to eat. The maids were very hesitant, "Miss, you are getting married soon, you should not eat more, just have a bowl of porridge."

What porridge?Why do we dread porridge when we have meat to eat?I said with a sullen face, "I don't care, I want to eat meat."

The servant girl became anxious, "But miss, you just woke up and your spleen and stomach are weak. The doctor said that you can only drink porridge and not meat."

I pointed to her nose and said, "What does the doctor know? If she knows everything, why can't she let herself live to be hundreds of years old? Drinking porridge can make me live to be 200 years old, so I will drink porridge every day and eat it." A piece of meat won't make me lose a year of life, why don't I eat it? Serve the meat quickly."

The maid had no choice but to ask the master for instructions, but the madam was scolded, saying that the young lady is going to get married soon, how many times can there be troubles?Why don't you satisfy her quickly to save trouble, what should I do if she loses her temper and doesn't want to get married?The servant girl was scolded, and cried all the way to the kitchen, ordered to make several greasy meat dishes, and sent them to the lady's boudoir.

I had just eaten two bites, and suddenly felt that what the doctor said was really right. In the past, this roast chicken was not enough for me and the king to eat a few bites, but now I can’t eat it after eating a few shredded pork. I scolded the maid again, since I don’t have to pay her anyway, I don’t feel bad for scolding her, “What kind of cook did our family hire? How did the food taste so bad? Hurry up and throw it out to feed the dogs!”

The servant girl is wrong, she still thinks the former ladies are good, although she looks down on their nobleness, but she is lazy to insult them.

It's a pity that there is no regret medicine in the world.

Career life is so hard. The harder you work, the more work and higher expectations you will get.

For example me.

The sun still rose as usual today, just after dawn, women and maids filed in with their wedding gowns and jewellery, and the nanny forcefully woke me up: "Don't stay in bed, miss, today is your big day."

If my magic power is still there, this fake and shoddy Taoist palace will be wiped out in minutes.

Finally dressed up, I strongly rejected Mammy's wish to put an eight-pound metal basin on my head, and chose a light sparkle-shaped crown, let alone the veil, which completely failed to set off my appearance. beauty.

The drums sounded, I don’t know why Ji Leishan wants to beat the drums when they get married, and it’s not a war. The dark clouds fell, and a group of bull monsters surrounded the Taoist family. The Taoist family almost fainted from fright. Only then did I notice this place It turned out to be Wu Niu City.

The beautiful woman tightly held my hand: "Son, be careful in everything and take care."

I smiled sweetly: "Mother, I will live a good life with my husband."

The Bull Demon King came in person. He heard about the loss of memory of the young lady of the Taoist family. Originally, this woman was a temporary substitute for Guoer, but he didn't expect that she committed suicide!Guo'er was not found for a month, and it became a thorn in the Bull Demon King's heart that he was disgusted and wanted to commit suicide. He still had to marry Dao Le'er!

The cow demons carried the sedan chair and greeted me to sit on it. I don’t know what the big guys are afraid of. The cow demons are vegetarians and don’t eat people.

I waved goodbye to the counterfeit and shoddy family with a smile, and got into the sedan chair. This sedan chair is very big, and it is enough to make ups and downs in it.As soon as I sat firmly, the curtain was pulled open, and the Bull Demon King also sat in with a frosty face, didn't he, he actually wanted to sit in a sedan chair together?Maybe monsters don't pay that much attention.

I moved my butt to make room.

The Bull Demon King glanced at me, sat down without saying a word.

The atmosphere was awkward.

"You don't remember me, now you know who I am, aren't you afraid?"

"Not afraid."

"If you're not afraid, why did you commit suicide in the first place?"

"Suicide?" I pretended to be confused.

The Bull Demon King approached me and grabbed my chin. He looked like a domineering president, "Before you lost your memory, you were afraid of me to death, but after you lost your memory, you won't be afraid. Could it be a fake?" He touched my chin. The face seems to be touching the human skin mask, I don't wear a human skin mask, only the absolute option.

I have a plan. If it goes well, I can conquer the Bull Demon King on the way from the county seat to Mount Jilei.

This requires rigorous intelligence.

After I peeked at the Bull Demon King for the hundredth time, he finally couldn't help but look at me, "What are you looking at?"

I shook it, and the tiara also swayed, "Your Majesty is so beautiful, naturally you can't get enough of it. I just hope that Your Majesty will let me look at it like this every day in the future."

The Bull Demon King looked at me as if he had seen a ghost, maybe he was scolding me for being shameless.

"Why doesn't the king speak?"

When the Bull Demon King came, he might have put away the characteristics of monsters, such as bull horns, in order not to scare me, but now his head has a white light flashing. , "Why, are you afraid?"

At this moment, I was thinking of the old Qingniu's words: Our cow's horns are actually sensitive, and the lower they go, the more sensitive they become...

豮艸芔茻! !What am I thinking!How can there be such a bold idea.

But I still made a request, "Can I touch it?" Of course, I touched it first and then asked.

The Bull Demon King shuddered solidly.

I can understand it as cool.

Dragons have reversed scales, and oxen have reversed horns.

The horn of the Bull Demon King must be more nourishing than yak bone strengthening powder, I said as if I had never eaten flat peaches.

From the moment I touched it, the Bull Demon King stopped moving. He started to have a fever, and the sedan chair became sticky. Something called pheromone passed between us, and it felt like something would happen.

The ambiguity intensified.

I don't know who started it first, probably me.I tore off the groom's clothes of the Bull Demon King, and pressed him on the couch. By the time he reacted, I had already succeeded.

In his busy schedule, he did not forget to make the spell soundproof.

"Your Majesty is truly innocent."

The Bull Demon King blushed.

I guess he didn't expect me to be so charming.

"Slow down, don't be in a hurry." I said to the window, "It's just right to go to the mountain at night."

So the welcoming team slowed down.

At night, the sun was setting and the sunset was like blood. The Jilei Mountain welcoming team finally came back.

The guests and monsters all focused their eyes on the sedan chair, waiting to see the bride.

Some guests were surprised, why is the bull devil not here?

The sedan chair fell to the ground, and the dark clouds dispersed.

Shi Shiran, a woman of all kinds of styles, came out from inside, her clothes not messy at all.This must be Mrs. Niu.

But, where is the Bull Demon King?

I got out of the sedan chair and stood on the side refreshed.

The banquet was silent and the needles could be heard falling. Everyone had a question, where is the Bull Demon King?

After about ten breaths, there was movement again in the sedan chair, and the curtain was lifted, revealing the face of the Bull Demon King. The big guy breathed a sigh of relief, and saw the Bull Demon King take a steady step while supporting the sedan chair, and then ——He stumbled over the sedan chair threshold!

"…………"

You are always the Great Bull Demon King of Jilei Mountain!A great demon who has practiced for thousands of years!

The Bull Demon King got out of the sedan chair with a sore waist, weak legs and cramping calves, feeling as if he had been hollowed out.There are double images in front of my eyes, which is not good.

I enthusiastically supported his firm arm, "Your Majesty, be careful."

You monsters look at me, I look at you, and then they all look at me in awe: what a warrior!

I helped the Bull Demon King back to our bridal chamber, and said with a smile: "I heard that the banquet will be held for a month? You can do it at any time, and I will greet the guests first. Your Majesty, rest well, and I will come to accompany you later. After finishing speaking, I stretched out my salty pig's hand and touched the face of the Bull Demon King, and the smiling branches trembled, "Your Majesty really makes people taste the marrow..."

The Bull Demon King pulled the quilt over his head, so he couldn't see it.

He married some kind of ghost and goblin back!

I have decided that smoking cats is a thing of the past, and from now on I will smoke Bull Demon King every day.

The great king who puts horses far away in the heaven, you will always be the white moonlight in my palm.

As for Akashi, it is a cinnabar mole.

What you can't get is the most moving.

I swayed my graceful body to the front hall to greet the guests, and after a circle, I had already drank three jars of wine, and even the long-eared donkey of Jilei Mountain wine was knocked down by me and kept saying that he would go to Wushan with me.It's a pity that his die is too long and I refuse.

I quickly won the favor of the monsters in Jilei Mountain, and they all said that it was a pity that I was a human being.

"Ma'am! What's the matter with the king!" A young and tender little bull demon asked me innocently, as if I had picked a tender little fat cow for the first time at a self-selected ranch.

I patted his head, "Your Majesty, he is just tired."

"Why, Your Majesty is so strong?"

I scratched his nose, "It's not that the body of King Kong is indestructible. Your Majesty has worked so hard to accumulate Leishan, even good steel can't stand the grind."

The Bull Demon King has a good background. Early the next morning, he sneaked out of the new house with his clothes while I was sleeping soundly. Why can't he think about getting married? What good is getting married?Become a skinny cow?

The donkey demon and the horse demon came to congratulate him, "Congratulations to the king, congratulations to the king for such a beautiful family..."

The Bull Demon King was annoyed, "What do you know, walk around, there is nothing to congratulate."

The donkey demon rubbed his hands, "As Pan An's No. 1, I have something to say. Don't be dissatisfied. I think my wife is much better than the previous sweetheart of the king. Ma, do you think so?"

Ma Qianli: "Exactly."

When I woke up, I found that the bed next to me was empty, and it was already cold. The Bull Demon King did such a bastard thing!I can't stand it.Go out and catch a monster and ask where the Bull Demon King is.

The monster said: "Your Majesty seems to have gone to Niujia Village." After speaking, he gave me a sympathetic look.

How dare he miss the Queen Mother!

I became angry in an instant, ordered all the soldiers and horses, and a group of people headed by the donkey and the fire horse Qianli swayed and drove towards Niujia Village under the dark clouds. Because they were advancing at full speed, they arrived at Niulang's house in less than half an hour.

Niulang's house has newly built brick and tile houses, several of which look good, at least much better than those in the village.

A woman in a white dress is drying clothes in the yard.

It was the Queen Mother, and she came back!The halo of Jiangzhi was in effect, she wore a linen dress and showed a sweet smile, as if she would rather sit in a thatched cottage and laugh than cry in Lingxiao Palace.Seeing the dark clouds floating in the sky, he was not afraid at all. After all, he was a Queen Mother. "What are you doing here? I heard that the Bull Demon King is married. Besides, the Bull Demon King has come and left again." After finishing speaking, she looked at Me, "You are the new wife of the Bull Demon King."

The posture of the queen mother gave me the unpleasant feeling of inhaling second-hand smoke.

She must have recognized me, and there was a trace of pain in her eyes, and she quickly took it back, "Let's go, don't come again!"

Ma Qianli: "A mere mortal woman dares to disrespect your wife. Look at me eating you!" After finishing speaking, he showed his big teeth. After all, he is a herbivore, and the teeth don't look scary at all. It's a different matter if it's a hippopotamus up.

At this time, a person came out of the room, it was the Cowherd.He was taken aback when he saw this situation, but after all, he was much calmer than before, "What are you doing here! Guo'er and I will die together!"

People are gods, but they will not die.Think too much.

However, these words were very effective for the queen mother, and she showed an intoxicated expression again.

Although there is no glory and wealth here, she has enjoyed the glory of the heavens for thousands of years and feels that there is nothing wrong with simple food, and her mana is gradually restored, and sooner or later the two of them will live a good life.

Women who have hope for life are the most beautiful, such as the Queen Mother.

At this moment, in Heaven, the Jade Emperor, who hadn't seen his wife yesterday, called his seven daughters, "Where did your mother go?"

The seven nuns faltered and looked at each other.

The Jade Emperor pointed to Zhinu, "Xiao Qi, tell me!"

"The mother went to relax."

The Jade Emperor asked suspiciously, "Really?"

"Xiaoqi dare not lie to the father."

The Jade Emperor nodded, he wasn't really worried about his wife's accident, and it would seem that he was too uninvited if he didn't ask a question. "Where did you go?"

Zhinu bit the bullet and said: "It is said that we are going to the Queen Mother of the West, and maybe we will go to other places on the way. The Queen Mother said that she wants to be alone. She went to the Moon Palace a few days ago."

Moon Palace!

The Jade Emperor was taken aback. That was the place where he couldn't steal the goddess he was craving. What would the Queen Mother do there? She wouldn't bully Chang'e!

He said nervously, "What is she doing there!"

Zhinu knew the true face of the Jade Emperor from the laurel tree, and she couldn't help but show some contempt in her eyes, saying that Aunt Yaoji couldn't think of everything and she was arrested and punished. Sure enough, the moral rules of men are all for others to control others It will be interesting when the Jade Emperor even manages reproductive rights!Isn't there such a saying that if you control the right to reproduce, you will control human nature.

"The queen mother just went to talk to Fairy Chang'e, why is the father so excited?"

The Jade Emperor said sanctimoniously, "I'm so excited."

The four fairies said: "The queen mother also told Fairy Chang'e..."

The Jade Emperor asked anxiously, "What else did you say?"

"Advise the fairies not to make mistakes!" The four fairies were talking nonsense.

The Jade Emperor was so angry that he scolded the Queen Mother in his heart, and waved away the seven daughters, "You all go back."

The seven fairies left one by one.

They were all relieved to have escaped.