The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

Gu Han quickly arranged a team of private doctors, wrapped Pei Xian in a down jacket and went to the private hospital.

Pei Xian did a complete set of examinations, dangling her two thin legs, squinting at the attending doctor.

The doctor who has served in the front line of wealthy private clinics for a long time, his back felt cold, and he lifted his glasses and sighed helplessly.

Here's another one, it's better not to bother with the weird fun of the rich, hey...it's not easy to make money!

Sitting in the spacious and tidy reception room, Gu Han saw the doctor coming in and asked eagerly, "Doctor, how is Xianxian? Does it matter?"

With a professional smile, the doctor signaled him to be calm, "Mr. Gu, we have done a very comprehensive examination on Mr. Pei, and we haven't found any problems with him so far."

"But he's knocked his head off! He can't walk after knocking, and he says he's a mermaid? Is it all right?" Gu Han felt incredible.

The doctor comforted him with I understand, I understand, and don’t worry, “Mr. Gu, don’t worry. I assure you that Mr. Pei’s brain and legs are fine. His condition may be a result of a collision. Self-preservation behavior, will soon heal itself."

"No, you can still protect yourself as a mermaid?" Gu Han felt that what he said seemed reasonable, but also seemed unreasonable.

The doctor said seriously in front of the computer: "Last week, there was a lady who protected herself into a phoenix chick after a collision."

"Ah???" Gu Han was confused, "Then... what happened next?"

The doctor looked relaxed, "Her husband recovered after five days of feeding her millet."

"She's hungry, right?" Gu Han was expressionless, are you so tolerant of mental illness now?

The doctor prescribed the case and precautions, "Mr. Gu, this symptom is not a big deal, as long as you follow the patient, you will recover soon."

Gu Han was a little relieved, then remembered something, and asked awkwardly: "But, but he always said that he wanted to give birth to small fish, is this normal?"

The doctor looked at him sympathetically, silly boss, your kid just wants to sleep with you!

"Basically it's normal." The doctor coughed and looked through the information on the computer, "Mr. Pei's current attribute is... um, angelfish, this fish can ovulate between 400-1000 eggs, it is a kind of reproductive needs. Big fish, so it is within the normal range to have this requirement.”

Gu Han: Are you fucking serious? ?

The doctor printed out the medical records and materials, carefully packed them in folders, and labeled them with categories, and handed them to Gu Han, "Mr. Gu, don't worry too much, Mr. Pei will recover soon."

His shiny forehead shone with the light of wisdom, and his compassionate smile helped all sentient beings.

Boss, I can only help you here.

If you still don't understand that your wife is just acting like a baby, I suggest you come back and do an EEG!

Gu Han looked down at Pei Xian's inspection report, medical case, and a booklet bound with a transparent cover. The label on the cover read: Angelfish Breeding Guide.

Gu Han: "..."

How awesome I am living, my wife is a fish, my son is a mud horse...fuck!What a fairy day!

Boss Gu came to the company holding his newly differentiated little angelfish.

Pei Xian stared at him with eyes like a hungry wolf all the way, showing off his small canine teeth with a smile, and said hoarsely, "Give me a little fish! Let's give birth to a little fish! Hee hee hee!"

Gu Han lovingly touched the little quail whose brain was damaged, put him on the sofa, turned up the temperature of the air conditioner, and wrapped him in a thin cashmere blanket for his lunch break.

He held the "Guide to Breeding Angelfish" and read softly: "Angelfish is a quiet 'tropical fish queen', um...the breeding water temperature is 26-32 degrees, and you need to keep warm at all times."

Pei Xian, who was so hot that he was sweating, just wanted to throw off the blanket and take off his coat. Hearing what he said, he silently retracted his paws and curled up into a ball dripping with sweat.

"President, are you looking for me?" Secretary Ke hurried into the office with the itinerary, and saw Pei Xian wrapped up on the sofa as if she was in confinement, "Young Master Pei is here too."

Pei Xian wiped the sweat off his forehead calmly, and nodded at him.

"Yeah." Gu Han pulled off his tie wearily, "You deal with all the schedules that can be postponed or delayed in the past week, except for the listed company meetings that are required by law, other meetings that can use video, I will use video. To ask for leave."

Since he was reborn, he has been a very dedicated boss. Let alone vacations, he rarely asks for vacations. What's the big deal?

Secretary Ke looked up as if facing a formidable enemy, and asked, "President, do you need to transfer the staff of the President's Office to work at home?"

"No, it's inconvenient." Gu Han looked at the silly little quail distressedly, "Xianxian's brain has been damaged, and now she's an angelfish... female mermaid."

Secretary Ke: "..."

No, boss, do you believe this too?Are you all water in your brain?I think Mr. Pei is a fish in your head, right?

His suspicious eyes slowly fell on the sweaty Pei Xian.

The other party's eyes were sinister and vicious, and he quickly deciphered the password in that beam of cold light: Secretary Ke, this is a bad idea of ​​yours, if something happens to you, I will reward you with fame!

Secretary Ke shivered fiercely in the room where the temperature was high, then turned around and said one word to the boss in a serious manner: "Oh."

oh?Oh what do you mean?Your boss's house has suffered such a major change, the boss's wife has turned into a fish!You are the only fucking personal secretary?

What about human nature? !

Gu Han unbuttoned his suit, put his hands on his hips, and exasperated, "You are such a cold and hypocritical human being! Facing such a cute but stupid Xian Xian, and such an extraordinary but anxious boss, there is only one word? It's sad. !"

Secretary Ke was speechless, held back for a long time, and mustered up the courage to say: "Boss, please forgive me."

This bullshit secretary job is worthless!Who wants to serve you a mermaid and a grass mud horse?Oh, by the way, maybe I have to be a secretary for a real grass mud horse!

I wish you two wonderful flowers with twin roots, loving each other and spiraling to heaven! !

Gu Han: "..."

Why does this secretary look like she wants to rebel?Come on!What about my imperial army? !

"Secretary Ke, can I have a glass of iced Coke?" Pei Xian was about to faint from the heat, so he pushed aside the blanket and whispered for help.

Secretary Ke turned his head gloomyly and smiled, "Young Master Pei, as an angelfish, the living temperature cannot be lower than 30 degrees, and iced cola is not suitable for you. Let me order you a cup of hot milk tea, which is very sweet."

Pei Xian breathed out a hot breath and resisted weakly, "I, I am a very strong fish, not afraid of the cold."

Mr. Gu, your secretary seems to have turned black, it's so scary! !He wants to heat Ben Yuyu to death!help!

Gu Han came over to see him, the whole fish was hot and pink, and the tip of his nose was covered with sweat.

He quickly took out the "Feeding Guide", and found the doctor's handwritten note under the line of temperature:

[If the mermaid is hot and red, please pay attention to cooling down and replenish water.This is a sign of remission of the patient's condition. At this time, please tell him to go home and live in a bathtub with heating rods, and provide a variety of live bait feed. 】

He quickly pulled the blanket away, took off his coat for Pei Xian, and handed him a bottle of normal temperature mineral water by the way, "Secretary Ke, help me to see, where can I buy that kind of heating rod with a relatively high wattage?"

"Why do you want a heating rod?" Secretary Ke smelled an unusual danger.

Gu Han looked at him like an idiot, "Don't you use a heating rod to raise tropical fish? Wouldn't they all freeze to death?"

"No, President, where are you going to raise Young Master Pei?" Secretary Ke began to sympathize with Pei Xian now.

Gu Han shook his head and sighed, "What else can I do, go home and throw it into the bathtub, put on the heating rod, change the water frequently, and make two buckets of red earthworms a day, let's raise them first."

Mermaid, mermaid, there is a person in front of the fish!The boss raised fish completely, are you going to put Shao Pei in the bathtub and stew it into fish soup?

Secretary Ke's gaze fell on Pei Xian, and he whispered, "Young Master Pei, if you get worse again, you will eat two barrels of red earthworms a day."

Pei Xian's hand holding the mineral water trembled, the mouth of the bottle knocked his teeth up and down, and he didn't drink a sip of water.

Nima!I can't put it on anymore!If it goes on like this, sooner or later it will become a stewed fish in an iron pot!

Mr. Gu is so ruthless!Treat such a cute Xianxian as a fish! !

I'm going to be naked in a tub with a heating rod, next to two buckets of wriggling red earthworms, and the bathroom is full of broadleaf seaweed, and then I lift my legs and spawn more than 100 fish eggs on it! !

Oh shit!I want my dad to kill you!

Gu Han's eyes shuttled between Pei Xian and Secretary Ke, and then picked up the "Breeding Manual" given by the doctor, and read every handwritten note carefully, and suddenly realized the mystery.

Hehehe!It seems that there is a traitor by my side!

"Secretary Ke, after buying the heating rods, go to the sea view and buy all the long skirts from the K family. Choose more shiny ones, lace and embroidery ones, I like them." Before Secretary Ke spoke with After Pei Xian exchanged extremely complicated eyes, Gu Han spoke again.

Pei Xian's face was bloodied by Gu Han's coquettish operation, and he is currently in a state of unresponsiveness, staring at him blankly.

Gu Han gently sat beside him, stroking his tiny legs in pajama pants, "The doctor said that after a mermaid loses its tail, its legs are very fragile, and it hurts even if you wear pants. To relieve the pain, you should wear a skirt."

"No, no, no! Mr. Gu, I don't feel any pain. This... Mermaids have individual differences in tail retreating, so don't worry." Pei Xian's face turned green, and he hurriedly waved his hands.

I still remember that he was tricked by Wu Qianyi into wearing a wedding dress, and was carried back to the villa by Gu Han in the end.

Mr. Gu put him in the shape of eighteen, took more than 200 private photos, and finally bound them into a beautiful photo album, lying in the safe of a private bank together with tens of billions of asset certificates!

He looked at Gu Han's flaming photographer's soul, this time he was going to completely turn into a barbie!

Gu Han held him in his arms, kissed the smart spinner on the top of his head, and stared at his stomach thoughtfully, "The doctor said that you are mature and will produce 400 to 1000 eggs. I am going to order an Atlantic egg for you." Produced, a super seaweed birth bed."

fuck you...

Do I still have to use my own strength to bear the heavens to conceive?

What use is that to you?Am I an androgynous sea bunny?

Four hundred to one thousand eggs?Are you making caviar?

Pei Xian opened her big beautiful eyes angrily, not knowing how to continue on this topic.

Secretary Ke obviously felt that the boss had discovered the tricks, and turned back shamelessly, "Young Master Pei, you'd better come down and take a few steps, or you can wear K's lace, embroidery, and sequin skirts and lie down on the Atlantic broadleaf waterweed for 1000 yuan." Multiple eggs."

Pei Xian: "..."