The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

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The finals will be held in Utopia, a huge indoor comprehensive performing arts center with 1 seats!

Gu Han invited all the demolition residents of the second phase of Shangfeng Junjing to watch the finals of "Singing Still", and promised that the attendees would be given [-] yuan per square meter of decoration subsidy on a household basis.

Both the entertainment circle and the financial circle were blinded by this move, only the residents were elated, brothers rush, the capitalist's wool is not in vain, try to give it to him!

The second phase of Shangfeng Junjing's move back to the computer is about to be distributed, and Gu Han makes this kind of out-of-the-box movement, which catches Zhou Kai and Wu Jianian by surprise.

Through various relationships and multiple channels, they fumbled a lot of information in the project company and the head office, but to no avail.

The big eyes of the two black-hearted and bad-blooded guys are inexplicable. In the end, Wu Jianian was shameless enough to define Gu Han's behavior after deliberation. There is also room for turning around.

This guess seemed to be the most reasonable explanation at the moment, Zhou Kai instantly felt relieved, and told Wu Jianian to keep a close eye on the distribution of lottery by the computer, this time he must stick to Gu Han's shit.

Let him be speechless, sinking into the cesspit and unable to climb up!

As night fell, the "Utopia" suspended on the ground like an alien spaceship, flashing a faint blue metallic luster, gorgeous and mysterious under the dark sky.

The [-] seats were fully occupied, and the entire area C specially prepared for the demolition residents was also fully occupied, and no one was absent. The exciting finals kicked off.

At this time, Gu Han, who had been busy for a whole week, was relaxed and comfortable, and took Pei Xian to watch the live broadcast of the game in the audio-visual room.

With his wife in his arms, his son by his side, surrounded by delicious food and wine, the temperature in the room is pleasant, and the sound of the speakers is powerful. Gu Han smiled like a drunken king.

Although his son is only an [-]th-tier star, his fathers have never pursued stars, nor cared about the entertainment industry. It is indeed very strange to watch a reality show variety show finals with such great fanfare.

Pei Xian picked up the popcorn box and pushed away Gu Caocao's big hairy head, "Gu Caocao, I warn you, eat such sweet things, be careful of your waist. You are not married yet, and your waist will be broken before you marry a little female camel. You will be a useless camel from now on!"

"Oh?" Gu hastily sniffed the sweet popcorn, dodged his eyes, and reluctantly retreated to Gu Han's side, and put his big furry head on his lap, Ben Tuantuo was so wronged.

Gu Han plucked its big and drooping ears, persuasively, "Be sloppy and obedient, it's a big deal for a hunchback."

Gu Caocao's life is too good, he is loved everywhere, and he eats whatever he eats.During the recent physical examination, the veterinarian seriously warned me to be a hunchback honestly, and the bear children should not eat indiscriminately anymore!

Its big black eyes were drooping listlessly, Gu Han couldn't bear it, and took out a full popcorn from the paper box with his fingers across the mountains, just about to abscond, but was slapped away by Pei Xian, "Lovely father!" What a loser!"

Gu Han smiled awkwardly, retracted his finger and put it near Gu Caocao's mouth, "Son, you can lick it, at least you've squeezed popcorn before."

"Oh!!" Gu hastily yelled, slipped off his lap, curled up on the carpet and went beautifully alone.

This father seems useless, it's time to consider throwing it away!

Pei Xian's music cell is barely zero, Gu Han's is a negative number, and his five-tone insufficiency is the highest praise for him, and his singing is at the level of biochemical weapons.

The two looked at each other, supported each other, and began to doze off recklessly. The family of three beat Zhou Gongzhong violently.

It wasn't until the cheers and screams merged on the screen, and Gu Han and Pei Xian rubbed their eyes and wiped their saliva, that they were woken up.

In the video screen, the host did not announce the successful conclusion of this season's program, but announced that on this beautiful night, everyone will witness the birth of the lucky ones of the "Shangfeng Junjing Phase II" relocation.

The audience of the live broadcast was at a loss, and the staff of relevant government departments, notaries, and the original ball screening machine appeared in the center of the gorgeous stage in an instant.

Two groups of notaries, together with relevant government departments, announced the start of the lottery. The last six digits of the entrance ticket code of the demolished households were used as the combination number. On-site drawing, on-site announcement, live broadcast, 1 people testified on the spot, and the audience from all over the country watched!

More importantly, there was no staff member of the "Shangfeng Junjing" project during the lottery draw, and the whole process has nothing to do with Gu's Group or the project company!

No matter how awesome you are, Wu Jianian, come back and try to make a rumor!

The mastermind behind all this, Gu Han stood a little excitedly in the middle of the room, turning his head and laughing wildly at Pei Xian, but he was so awesome.

Pei Xian was stunned. After the auto show, Gu Han mentioned to him that he was secretly dealing with "Shangfeng Junjing". He didn't expect his work to be so flamboyant?It's really a good Mensao pot!

It is very difficult for him to intervene in the matter of "Shangfeng Junjing", but he still has confidence in Gu Han's ability, because Boss Gu doesn't know whether it is a god or a nerve, and he doesn't play cards according to reason at all, and he is a bit reckless. Master's skill.

Moreover, he is focused and careful in his work, persevering, stalking, and never giving up until he achieves his goal. This kind of serious and crazy person cannot be dealt with by ordinary methods.

Zhou Kai stumbled a lot this time, and Gu Han also broadcast him a nationwide live broadcast, clearly intending to piss him off on the spot and give him a gift bag for the crematorium.

Gu Han pinched his waist and writhed like Donald Duck, his eyebrows were beaming, and it was written all over his face: Wife, praise me!Praise me violently!

Pei Xian couldn't stand his exaggerated appearance, so he jumped over and slapped his ass, proudly saying, "Why are you so coquettish!"

Gu Han jumped when he was photographed, his face blushed for no reason, and he hugged him tightly in his arms "Jiu Jiu Jiu" and kissed fiercely.

Gu Caocao was completely awakened, turned his head and glanced at them resentfully, snorted coldly, tui~ shameless!

In the dead of night, with bright moon and few stars, the CBD hides the prosperity of the day, revealing the ferocity of steel and iron.

There was a loud bang, and half of the 110-inch LCD screen was smashed to pieces by the flying wine bottle, while the other side was still working tenaciously, dancing with snowflakes and dazzling blue chaotic patterns.

Zhou Kai was so angry that he grabbed the crystal ashtray and threw it over, smashing it again.

The audio-visual room of the huge clubhouse was smashed into a mess, all the expensive decorations on the table rolled on the ground, and the fruit plate, tobacco and wine were scattered everywhere, leaving only the solid marble and metal tea table intact.

Wu Jianian, who shrank aside like a bereaved dog, was even more embarrassed, his neckline was torn into a mess, his face was clearly marked with a big mouth, his hair was wet in strands, and red wine was dripping down his blue and red cheeks drop by drop. I thought someone opened a ladle for him.

Zhou Kai was like a beast trapped in a cage, walking back and forth restlessly, his eyes were red, and he was panting heavily.

He returned to Wu Jianian, grabbed his collar again, and was furious, "I don't even know if I've been fooled! You're a fucking trash!"

"Young Master, Young Master, listen to me, we will die and the net will be destroyed. If we use fake lists to incite residents, there will always be troubles! Young Master, can you give me a chance?" Wu Jianian was caught by him like a rag bag Lifting and shaking.

Zhou Kai closed his eyes fiercely, and really wanted to kick him back into the nanny's belly, "You fart! Are you crazy? What Gu Han did is to take the company out of the lottery. Who the hell are you messing with with the fake list? ? Do you engage in the government? I think you are tired of living!"

Wu Jianian, who was dying, was speechless, his future was blocked tightly by Gu Han, he is now a bastard in a urn, and he can only watch Gu Han boil himself into a pot of bastard soup!

He finally knew that when Gu Han scolded him like a dog that day at the auto show, he really treated him like a dog!At that time, Gu Han had seen everything, but he was like a clown who sent him to the door to scold him!

The initial anger was overwhelming, Zhou Kai gradually calmed down, and Gu Han came prepared, this matter will never end!

Fortunately, he kept an eye out for all external contacts, meeting people to make deals, and sending money to Wu Jianian. As long as this bastard shuts up, Gu Han can't help him.

Everyone knew about his relationship with Wu Jianian, but so what?As long as Wu Jianian doesn't identify him, he will still be the innocent young master of the Zhou family!

After thinking about the chess piece and the discarded piece, Zhou Kai's dark eyes calmed down, and he suddenly put Wu Jiayoung on the sofa, and smoothed the folds of his neckline with his fingers.

"Jiannian, do you know what to do next?" Zhou Kai looked at him condescendingly as if looking at something.

Wu Jianian didn't turn the corner for a while, and nodded repeatedly, "I know, I know, I will give them hush money and tell them to shut up."

"Hey!" Zhou Kai laughed, "I think I should give you a hush money."

Wu Jianian's eyelids twitched, and he was terrified, "No, no, young master, I was stupid, I messed up your plan, I deserve it, I can't take your money."

Zhou Kai didn't speak, his fingers lightly brushed his neck, and finally landed on his shoulders, and he patted twice, "Jia Nian, whose plan are you talking about? Why can't I understand?"

"Big, big, young..." Wu Jianian's pale lips trembled so that he couldn't make a complete sound.

Zhou Kai sat next to him calmly and calmly, lit a cigarette and took a deep breath, his whole face hidden behind the gray-purple smoke, "Jia Nian, we have known each other for more than 20 years, I respect your mother very much, and treat your sister As my own sister. Isn't it?"

Wu Jianian was like a mirror in his heart, Gu Han greeted them so meticulously and thoughtfully once, he would not let it go.

Zhou Kai is going to abandon the car to protect the handsome, and throw him out as cannon fodder.

The sentence just now was not so much a memory of brotherhood, but a naked threat. His whole family is in Zhou Kai's hands, and there is no way out.

Zhou Kai was the one who killed Zhou's uncle and second brother with his own hands, and now even his father's death is a mystery, such an unscrupulous and surly person, Wu Jianian dare not bet his whole family's life.

"The matter of Shangfeng Junjing..." He nodded resignedly, "I did it all by myself. I am also in the real estate business. There is no one in the real estate business who is not jealous of Gu Han. I just want to Show him some color."

After Wu Jianian finished speaking, he turned his head to look at Zhou Kai who had recorded the content he was satisfied with and turned off the recording, "Master, I will only entrust you to my family. Since we have known each other for more than 20 years, please take care of me."

Zhou Kai can't do anything else, but he can still do what he says, "Don't worry, it's nothing that you committed. I won't treat you badly whether you go in or out."

He took out a cigarette and handed it to Wu Jianian, "You are inside, I will ask Liang Kexin to be your widow, and if you come out, I will ask her to be your wife."

Wu Jianian smiled feebly, and deeply realized that he is Zhou Kai's vicious dog, and Liang Kexin is Zhou Kai's cheap cat. Perhaps in the eyes of the owner, they are a true match!

As expected by Zhou Kai, Gu Han started to fight back after the nationwide live broadcast of the relocation lottery.

Starting from the inside, Wu Jianian was easily found out, and he and Changhengxin Real Estate Company were brought to court on charges of bribery, theft of trade secrets, and unfair competition.

In fact, Gu Han is much more pragmatic than Zhou Kai imagined, he never thought that he could kill Zhou Kai with this blow, he just wanted to kill Wu Jianian first!

In the last life, Wu Jianian took the opportunity to seize the market. When Gu Han was in debt, Chang Hengxin bought many high-quality projects at a low price and delayed payment several times.

On the second day, Liang Kexin was completely blocked by the entertainment industry controlled by Guo Fei's family. The new drama was withdrawn, the endorsement was cancelled, and the resources that were finally obtained flew away like cooked ducks.In the end, the company terminated the contract with her, and her acting career came to an end.

However, what surprised her was Zhou Kai's attitude. After ignoring him, he asked someone to bring a contract to guarantee her food and clothing, and asked her to wait for Wu Jianian to get married after he was released from prison.

Falling from the clouds, the penniless Liang Kexin signed the contract mockingly.

For money and profit, she made beautiful tools for Zhou Kai, but in the end she was empty-handed.Now, she has to marry the person she despises the most for money, and her life has become a big joke because of her stupid words.

As the dust settled, Gu Han's work slowed down, and sometimes he would slip home from work in the afternoon, and chat with the little quail.

Pei Xian felt that today was the auspicious day for him to become a genius!

In the evening, Pei Xian suddenly wanted to take a bubble bath, so she ran to Gu Han's bedroom with great interest and made a tank full of horrible bubbles gushing out for herself.

Gu Han's heart is like a steel bar now, he can withstand any strange situation, Mount Tai collapsed in front of him, but his face remained unchanged, he put on his glasses steadily and continued to read.

Suddenly, there was a "dong" sound from the quiet bathroom, followed by Pei Xian's cry like killing a pig.

Gu Han was almost scared to pee, and ran to the bathroom with bare feet, and when he opened the door, he saw Pei Xian's face full of tenderness, and he opened his eyes to discharge electricity at him.

"You're scaring me to death! I thought you got an electric shock!" He complained while touching his rapidly heaving chest.

Pei Xian ignored him, and suddenly raised a wet leg from the bathtub like a Broadway lap dance, "Husband, just now, I completed the differentiation!"

"What the hell? What do you want?" Gu Han looked at the big white legs dangling in front of his eyes, feeling dizzy, flustered, and short of breath, and needed to drink some syrup.

Pei Xian turned around and sat horizontally in the bathtub, with two naked legs hanging out of the bathtub, shaking and shaking.

"Husband, have you forgotten? Today is the day when I differentiate between male and female." Pei Xian looked surprised and puffed up his cheeks angrily, "I am now a beautiful female mermaid baby."

Gu Han had no expression on his face, hehehe twice, "crash" opened the bathroom door and left.

"Get used to you! Mermaid baby? I think you are a catfish doll! Still female? Have you eaten a magnet?" He sneered, lay back on the bed and continued to read.

"what--"

"Crack, crack!"

"Crash!"

Gu Han heard the crisp sound of meat hitting the tiles, jumped up and rushed into the bathroom.

Pei Xian was wrapped in a short bath towel all over her body, lying on her side on the bathroom floor, pouring water on the ground with a bubble bath water scoop, hitting the ground with one hand, and screaming while beating!

There was steam in the bathroom, Gu Han took off his glasses, folded his arms and watched him flopping on the ground, not to mention, the little quail looked like this... the legs are not too short.

"Husband, help me quickly, my fish tail has just degenerated, and I can't walk yet." Pei Xian was a little shy, hugging the towel tightly, shrinking her legs that were tangled together.

Gu Han only felt heat in both ends, and subconsciously touched his nose, but luckily he didn't spit out any blood.

"Xianxian stop messing around, it's getting cooler on the ground." He stretched out his hand to pull the silly fish on the ground.

Pei Xian grabbed his arm, bit his lip and shook his head, "No, it hurts too much. We mermaids have just separated, and we can't walk without our tail. Hug!"

Gu Han sighed with emotion at his amazing thick skin, with such big bright eyes open and talking nonsense, without any psychological barriers at all, really awesome!

"Tail? Baby, you can sit on the ground until your tailbone catches a cold at most." With a sympathetic light in his eyes, he reluctantly took down the big bath towel, wrapped the little quail tightly, and packed it up to resist leaving.

Pei Xian hugged his neck firmly, and approached his ear shyly and timidly: "Husband, a mermaid who successfully tails will frantically want to give birth to a small fish."

Gu Han threw his pajamas in his face, "You're not even of legal marriage age, you can only give birth now."

Pei Xian: "..."

This husband, just kill him without going through the procedure! !Must be sharked! !

Gu Han picked up a dry towel and wiped his head like a shoe, and for a moment he became playful and teased him, "Then tell me, what kind of fish-like spirit are you?"

"Seven-colored angelfish!" Pei Xian was decisive, took the phone with one hand, and showed him the photo he had prepared earlier, "Do you think I'm pretty? Is it graceful, soft and vulgar?"

Gu Han leaned over to admire his original form, and muttered, "Looks like a discus..."

"Mr. Gu, you won't even have a discus from today!!" Pei Xian changed into her pajamas, turned and got out of bed.

Gu Han laughed out loud, can't pretend anymore?Out of breath?Are you finally going to walk upright?

Who knew, Pei Xian got out of bed and lay on the carpet with a "slap", twitching and dragging her legs, slowly crawling towards the door as if crossing the line of fire.

Gu Han was so scared that he doubted his life, so he hurriedly followed, "No, Xianxian, what's wrong with you? Why didn't you leave?"

"We mermaids are all creatures that are held high by our husbands and can never walk." Pei Xian choked up as he crawled forward, "Maybe I am an ugly fish, not worthy of my husband's love, and I can only walk on my own." Crawl on the ground."

Gu Han picked him up and put him back on the bed. A pair of warm and dry hands touched his legs through the pajamas, "Xianxian, don't scare me, our legs are good!"

"The mermaid's legs are all decorations, they are not useful." Pei Xian hugged his head and kissed him, "I knew you were reluctant to let me crawl."

Gu Han felt that something was wrong, looked at Pei Xian up and down, and suddenly remembered that he heard a clear impact sound before entering the bathroom for the first time, could it be that something went wrong?

"Xianxian, who am I?" He shook Pei Xian's shoulder.

The light shone brightly in his eyes, Pei Xian squinted and smiled, "Mr. Gu, my husband."

"Then... who are you?" Gu Han touched his head carefully with both hands.

Pei Xian hugged his arm and rubbed against the ancestral ham, "I'm an orange-spotted discus fish. I'm 19 years old this year. I'm a newly differentiated female. I really, really want to give birth to small fish."

"..."

Gu Han quickly climbed onto the bed, hugged the little quail, turned off the light and covered the quilt in one go.

Sleep, sleep, and when you wake up everything will be fine.

Pei Xian succeeded in his trick, closed his eyes and raised the corners of his mouth, neither resisted nor made a sound, quietly hugged Gu Han and fell asleep.

The next morning, Gu Han woke up from a nightmare, and the electronic clock at the bedside showed that it was just six o'clock.

He rubbed his face to cheer up his drowsy mind, and when he turned his head, he saw the little quail holding his head in both hands, looking at him seriously.

"What are you doing?" Gu Han was startled.

Pei Xian rubbed into his arms, and said in a low voice, "Honey, I'm going to pee, we mermaids won't leave, I'll wait for you to wake up and pick me up."

Gu Han: It's over, my Xianxian brain is broken! !