The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

When Pei Xian showed the online banking balance of the two cards, Gu Han was dumbfounded and turned into a Lego block.

"Mr. Gu, how is your little cutie treating you? I think of you for every good thing." Pei Xian happily lowered her head and operated, transferring 200 million to Gu Han.

Gu Han looked at the text message from the mobile bank that he quickly received, and felt that he was a broker who specially introduced middle-aged and elderly women to scammers, and was collecting head money from scammers in a dark hotel room...

"Wait...Xianxian, why does my mother pay so much money? I haven't been treated like this since I was a child?" He had already begun to doubt the dna arrangement in his body.

Pei Xian looked up from the pile of money and mocked him nakedly, "Are you going out with her to pretend to be aggressive?"

Gu Han shook his head.

"Do you gossip with her?" Pei Xian simply sat cross-legged on the carpet and asked him.

Gu Han continued to shake his head.

Pei Xian pursed her lips in disdain, "Then will you help her tear up the vicious old girlfriend?"

Gu Han shook his head like a rattle.

"Hehe, you still want money? I don't think you are cheating, you are trying to rob!" Pei Xian pinched his cheek and tugged.

Gu Han rubbed his sore cheeks, unbelievable that the mother who was the most difficult to serve the old lady in the dominance circle for many years, would one day be subdued by someone, and happily spend money on others?

He finally knew that Gu Caocao could cheat food and drink everywhere without talking, and where did he inherit the skills that everyone loves wherever he goes.

Although he was a bit disappointed, his little quail was so prosperous that it was impossible for him to get into his arms and whine and complain, but he was able to coax his mother to this extent, which was a unique skill and a magical skill Unrivaled!

Realizing that the two of them were squatting on the carpet like stealing a manhole cover, it was very indecent, Gu Han immediately stood up and rubbed the top of Pei Xian's head, then opened the door lock, "Mom gave you the money, you don't need to give it to me if you take it. Go downstairs, or Gu Caocao will go crazy looking for you again in a while."

Ever since Gu Caocao was forgotten in the theater by Pei Xian and Madam Gu, she has suffered a deep psychological shadow, and Pei Xian will look around everywhere if she doesn't see her.

Pei Xian looked at him in surprise, what's the matter with this man?After taking the money and slapping the buttocks and running away, don't you even mean it?Damn, it's too cheap for him!

He sat by the door and stretched out his hands to grab Gu Han's pants, and said angrily: "I gave you 200 million, and you didn't even give me a mouthful? You really think I'm a rich fool, a money-spreader?"

Gu Han: "..."

Kiss your grandma!Why can you always talk about romantic intimacy like prostitution and shady deals?

What is wrong with my education?How can you be raised like this?Can't I fucking change it? !

No, I can't let him succeed!

Being fucked by him at this time, wouldn't it mean that he made money from my own mother by default, and then took my mother's money to prostitute me? !

day!Why do I feel like I'm all dirty? !

Gu Han pursed his mouth into a straight line, and his upper body was ascetic and crazy, "Be obedient, this is an old house, my mother respects Buddha and can't do frivolous things."

"Huh???" Pei Xian was dumbfounded, and suddenly remembered his handsome bald photo in the album.

Then the deep and seductive voice of Boss Gu was all over his head, chanting: Donor Poor Monk Dharma Name Paradise Umbrella!

Pei Xian was full of yellow waste in his head and had no place to bury it, his face was flushed from holding back, and a blue smoke of greatly increased skill slowly rose from the top of his head.

The hand holding onto Gu Han's pants became tighter and tighter, without any sign of letting go.

Gu Han's ears were pink, he pulled the doorknob and raised his leg and tugged.

Suddenly, with a "bang", Gu Caocao's head directly smashed open the door of the room, "Oh!"

Gu Han's trouser belt was pulled and dragged by Pei Xian when he first entered the door, and it had been snapped off a long time ago. Now that a pair of trouser legs are in Pei Xian's hands, he was bumped backwards by Gu Han carelessly.

Hearing the metallic sound of the trouser belt being taken off, accompanied by the sound of cloth rubbing against each other, Boss Gu, wearing only tight-fitting black boxer shorts, fell on his back on the long-haired carpet, like a poor bastard without the protection of his body.

It happened so suddenly, Pei Xian stared at the suit pants in his hand in a daze, his first reaction was that Gu Han is a fashionable stubborn boy who doesn't even wear long johns in late winter!

"Gu Han! I'll sell you tomorrow!" Gu Han got up with a blushing face, and threw himself on Pei Xian to grab his pants.

"Who are you going to sell? You are so powerful!" There was a sound of heels clicking in the corridor, Madam Gu saw it causing trouble behind Gu Caocao, and hurried to follow.

It's too late to wear pants!Gu Han gave up on herself and slipped into Pei Xian's arms.

Pei Xian hugged the upper body of his suit and leather shoes tightly, his shirt button was not loose, and his lower body was Gu Han who only had a pair of black pants.

Facing the shocked Mrs. Gu, he made a brave and calm rescue: "I forced him, and I forced him."

This picture... Who the hell would believe it? !

Mrs. Gu covered the big innocent eyes of the juvenile alpaca, and walked to the door calmly and gracefully.

Then she touched Gu Caocao's big head, and said as she went downstairs: "I really underestimated your father, he is much better than your grandfather! Scared to death, you can't run around in the future. But it's true , fooling around without locking the door, and getting into his wife's arms when he was caught? It's inexperienced at first sight!"

Boss Gu, who was misunderstood by the whole world, cried so loudly in Pei Xian's arms—I'm so hard! !

Zhou Kai has been very depressed recently.

Originally, the construction team that had been bribed successfully entered the Friendship Mall, but they were short of a big job, but they were discovered by Gu Han for some unknown reason.

Not to mention the loss of a construction team, the entire project has undergone a major change of personnel, and the management is even more impeccable, making it difficult to do anything else.

On a whim, he persuaded a trash couple to disgust Pei Xian, but Pei Xian beat him up and down eighteen times in a fancy way.

As a result, these two frenzied dirty things didn't dare to provoke Pei Xian any more, they went to his company and cried for three days and three nights, causing the whole city to know that Zhou Kai was pried into the corner of the wall by Gu Han, with blue waves rippling above his head, Greenery.

I was really pissed off!

Just when he thought this was the limit of unlucky luck, another big move pushed him to the ground and rubbed him crazily.

The family's fierce battle for power and profit is coming to an end, and he stands out as a victor. Instead of being envied and praised by the public, he was insinuated by an old magic stick into an epic death star!

In those days, the passing wild dogs avoided him!

A table of ten people did not dare to come to the dinner that was arranged a long time ago, for fear of being overwhelmed and killed on the spot.

Facing the nine huge plush toys, Master Zhou finished dinner with resentment.

Even if the current scope of influence has been reduced, a certain treasure with Zhou Kai written on it to ward off evil and ghosts still sells 15 a month!

And the low-key, down-to-earth image he created with great difficulty, the image of the proud son of heaven completely collapsed. In the chaos caused by fate, he was gradually stripped of his disguise, revealing his true colors of cunning, cruel, and unscrupulous. Many cooperations were affected. .

Zhou Kai will not be so naive as to think that these are just luck, he has seen this kind of method a lot, to be precise, this is something he often plays with, someone is using his own way behind the scenes to treat others !

Gu Han, I really underestimated you. I thought you were just a beautiful trash who was a star and poached someone. I didn't expect you to play with me and hide your secrets?Let's read the libretto on a donkey and wait and see!

The Gu family started out as a pure real estate company, and now it has expanded into medical care, insurance and pension industries from Gu Han.But the problem is that these basically belong to projects with large initial investment and long investment period, which have high requirements on the capital chain. Listed companies undoubtedly undertake the hematopoietic function of the entire listed company.

Gu Han’s rebirth also only has a single perspective. He is not Pei Xian’s kind of hanger with God’s eyes open. The failure of the replay is on the surface because he is not up to date. Xiao Yuhang ruined his popularity by being a monster. Under the black hands, the capital chain was finally broken.

In fact, the most fatal blow hidden behind is that Zhou Kai united with the top investment funds in the country to cooperate with Likong to stage a barbarian at the door, and finally Zhou Kai came forward to acquire all the assets.

After being reborn, Gu Han was also faintly aware of some problems in the secondary market, so he had no choice but to lose his mind at the first touch, and could only return to his old bank to disperse financing channels, even if the interest rate level rose.

However, due to the fact that he independently took over the land king project in this life, the pressure is still not small. Fortunately, his popularity is still there, and his friend Fa Xiao gave him a lot of help.

He firmly believes that as long as he guards the industry well, don't give Zhou Kai a little chance from the outside, prolong the front line, and when he has collected enough energy, he will not be afraid of any means by Zhou Kai on the issue of listed companies.

However, seeing Zhou Kai's blackening and killing his second brother Pei Xian, he couldn't wait for a day!

Give Gu Han a commission of 200 million yuan, and leave a few million for the interest of the allocation of funds. With 5000 million yuan in his pocket, he directly jumps into the cool stock market.

Originally, Pei Xian wanted to use five or six times leverage for 5000 million, so how could he get [-] million? Then he inquired about the cost of capital allocation in this world, and then looked at the huge market value of Gu's listed companies, and ran away in despair. return.

In the end, he rummaged around and found the largest stock forum in China, "Snowball", where the annual Stock God Firm Offer Competition was being held. The capital requirement was more than 100 million, and the ranking would be settled based on the firm offer profit and loss every day.

Pei Xian looked at the 5000 million account in his hand and thought it was time to use the power of the masses!

100 million real game, that is real money tossed in, it is destined not to be a virtual game without pressure, or a forum for talkative keyboard warriors fantasy, it is a battlefield for real masters.

Of course, the risk is great and the rewards are also generous. The top three in the three-month short-term competition will share a total of 500 million bonuses. No. 1 will have the opportunity to win the partnership invitation of kk, the largest private equity company in China.

Pei Xian took the "Professional Camel Washer" ID, which had only been registered for two days, and the 5000 million account asset certificate, and sent a registration email to the organizing committee.

Then he received more than a dozen confirmation emails from the administrator due to trembling hands. After checking with the broker several times, Pei Xian finally registered successfully, with the race number 017.

On the second day, the competition organizing committee released the list of more than 30 contestants in a row, and only the "professional camel washer" caused a sensation.

From the name, experience to the actual amount of the Big Mac, this id is full of strange things. For example, the work of the last three months is really bathing the alpaca?

Nima!Where do you bathe alpacas and earn 5000 million?Why don't you just say it and let's all go together!

Everyone was in the mood of watching a joke, thinking that this insane behavior was either because the organizing committee had hired an idiot to act as a babysitter, or the second-generation idiot flaunted his wealth in an alternative way, but he didn't expect to be a babysitter for the "Snowball" forum!

Various stock forums, like going to a market from all over the world, stockholders, traders, and traders come to "Snowball" admiringly, to watch the epic sand sculptures of spreading wealth up close.

The forum gambling started quickly on the second day, and the bet on the "professional camel washer" lost money for a few days.

Today's stock market is not like a year ago, when throwing an orangutan into it can beat three fund managers.Now it's a veritable little bear market, so many people died on the beach, and they couldn't even get their underpants back.

People no longer believe in news and miracles, but only in experience and a keen ability to escape.Under the oppressive atmosphere, there is such a big baby like a mascot. The stockholders who lost money in live performances and their stocks became family heirlooms sat on the tall urn to express their relief.

Pei Xian is not an expert in investing in the secondary market. On the contrary, he is better at investing in the primary market in terms of family fund investment. In this regard, he is absolutely similar to Gu Han. Benefits are not very pursued.

But at the age of eight, he listened to various investment decisions in the arms of his grandfather, and the feeling of the ever-changing capital market was immersed in his bone marrow bit by bit.

He has an absolute advantage in information screening and opportunity selection.

The other is this foot-binding novel, which he read back and forth to kill time before he died. Even if there is no mention of changes in the stock market, based on the microscopic changes in the market and people's behavior, he can still deduce some trends.

Pei Xian looked at the greeting post he sent out politely, and it turned into a holy place for ridicule, sightseeing, and check-in, and was filled with all kinds of yin and yang.

It's really not a success, first become famous!So angry!

So he drove a shiny diamond-grade tuba, rushed into the game forum he often played, and opened a post calling for part-time jobs in the black market trading area:

[Calling Rainbow Fart senior players.Requirements: 1. Fast hand and continuous posting skills; 2. Each post praises the landlord with no less than 20 words, and no repetition is allowed; 3. The battlefield "Snowball" event discussion area, the poster is "professional camel washer"; 4. All rainbow farts are settled by items , 20 yuan each; 5. If you have an old account on the "Snowball" forum, you can settle with the number, 25 yuan each.Integrity transactions, those who praise me today are all my brothers, tomorrow everyone will have medicine, everyone will have wine! 】

The gaming geeks who bought medicine, sold themselves, bought clothes, and worked illegally were shocked, thinking that the sand sculpture started to get sick before dark?

Then everyone took a look, ho!The number one God of Wealth in the whole server, the last post was because all the weapons and equipment were forged to the highest level, and he felt that the game was no longer interesting.

Seeing the high credibility of the transaction, everyone showed the hand speed of a great magician who has been single for more than 30 years, called friends, formed a rainbow fart death squad, and rushed towards the "Snowball" forum.

Snowball is also a large-traffic forum, but stockholders are good at long speeches, from macro to micro, from domestic to foreign, and they are all masters of small essays.

Typing on the keyboard until the head is bleeding, tearing and scolding mothers also adhere to the principle of arguments and arguments, and you must prove the degree of blood closeness of your parents.

Gaming nerds are different. If you don't agree with life and death, just do it. Swearing and complimenting are short and sonorous. Along the way, copy and paste repeatedly, let you know that the world can only be in the hands of surname Fu!

At [-]:[-] in the afternoon, in the first greeting post of "Professional Camel Washer", a large number of trumpet sailors began to appear, kneeling and blowing the rainbow fart of the landlord, and instantly built a building with [-] floors. Here, no one was spared.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, the "Snowball" event area was fully occupied, and the concentration of rainbow farts exceeded the standard. Some contestants could no longer blow non-repeated rainbow farts, so they could only cry to settle.

The aborigines received double insults from IQ and physical strength, and ran around various stock forums asking for help, but they had no choice but to be wiped out one after another, powerless to parry.

They don't swear or repeat speeches, they just tout "camel washing workers" and they don't touch the automatic ban function of the forum at all.

The administrator, who had never encountered such a situation, changed the free registration to invitation registration after an hour and a half, and changed the new registration number to three days before posting, and the scuffle came to an end.

The greeting building of the "Camel Washer" has more than 1 floors, standing in the competition area like the Tower of Babel in Babylon.

Pei Xian sat on more than 20 rainbow farts, and his mood was instantly so good that he didn't want it!whee!

In the third week of December, the God of Stocks competition officially kicked off. First, there was a one-week period of building positions. During this week, most of the players chose a better market entry point to buy target stocks according to their own strategies.

Therefore, this week's floating profit and loss are not included in the ranking, and this is also the most enthusiastic week for bragging.

Only at this time can you still talk about your ideas and strategies. Once the money is converted into a ticket, most people can only resign themselves to their fate most of the time.

At that time, I'm afraid you won't even be in the mood to brag, come on, everyone might as well brag about five yuan more now.

When every player is enthusiastically recommending strategies, only the "Camel Washer" is quiet here. To be precise, since he led the game nerds to bloodbath the forum, he has entered the "Do not offend me, I don't want to talk to you" saint time.

Everyone speculated, did this hardcore sand sculpture run away?

——Oh hoo, you had diarrhea at the beginning, and you haven't even released a market analysis yet?

——Sit back and wait for the game to be abandoned, don't beg for a slap in the face!

——I think you can’t even find where to buy and sell, right?

——Rational analysis, I guess he bought the wrong one and bought all the government bonds!

Pei Xian lazily closed the iad, lying on the beanbag sofa next to the fireplace, stroking the thick and soft big hair of the sleeping corn grass.

On the opposite side, Mrs. Gu was sitting in a reclining chair, wearing a gold-rimmed mirror with a crystal chain, and whispering a book of German poetry.

The warm interior is drowsy.

But Pei Xian's mind is becoming more and more clear, he is waiting, waiting for the episodes in the original book to happen.

The current market seems to be calm. It has just experienced a sharp drop and another small setback. It seems that it is the right time to open a position.

But Pei Xian remembered that at this point in the original book, there was a passerby, who should be Zhou Kai's friend, who lost more than 4000 million yuan in futures, but was forced by Zhou Kai to climb up the Jinsheng Building, the tallest building in the CBD, and tried to pay it back by jumping off the building. on TV.

The market is linked, and funds flow in various financial markets, one ebbs and the other ebbs and flows.

The futures and foreign exchange markets are the most rapidly changing, and funds will shrink urgently in the entire market after being frustrated.

In this way, incremental funds are reluctant to enter the market with a wait-and-see attitude. After the sharp drop, the stock funds will face a new round of strangulation. All the funds entered before that are cannon fodder.

Pei Xian must wait until this turning point occurs before entering the arena. The Christmas snowstorm seems to be not far away.

Suddenly, there was the sound of a car whistling in the yard.

Pei Xian jumped up and ran to the window, it turned out to be Gu Han's Rolls-Royce.

In the snowstorm, Gu Han didn't open an umbrella, the black coat was stuck to the white snowflakes in the blue sky, and the walking lights in the yard that came on early cast long, gray shadows behind him.

Returning home on a snowy night, warming the bed together.

One after another, it snows down at the gate of the gate, warming the bed with you.

Pei Xian's mind has already started to compose erotic poems!

Gu Han had just finished a business trip, and the luggage was at the back when he got off the plane, so he hurried home to see his mother and wife.

The bodyguard opened the door for him, Pei Xian flew into his arms like a dove, and the little rabbit's slippers almost fell to the roof.

Gu Caocao, who was awakened, staggered and walked over, "Oh, oh" softly, hoping that the fathers would also see this accident.

Mrs. Gu patted Gu Caocao's head, "Oh, I have no eyes to see. Let's go upstairs, this place is sour and smelly."

There were two little wild ducks who hadn't seen each other for a week, and they had no scruples to make friends in the living room, completely unaware of what shyness was.

In the end, Gu Han carried Pei Xian back to the sofa like a big koala.

Pei Xian sat on Gu Han's lap, hugged his neck tightly, buried his face in the hollow of his neck and rubbed back and forth, "Mr. Gu, um... empty, lonely, cold."

Gu Han kissed the soft hair on the top of his head, let him act like a baby, and his heart was satisfied and full, "Where are you empty, lonely, and cold?"

My little quail will definitely touch his chest and say: Here, here, your majesty, rub it for your concubine.

what!I am dead!

When it was almost dinner time, Pei Xian took his hand and pressed it on his stomach without thinking, "Here, touch here, it's so empty and lonely."

"..." Gu Han really wanted to throw him off, "Are you hungry?"

Pei Xian got up and licked his lips, pointed his fingers awkwardly, and said pitifully, "Mr. Gu, I think you're starving."

Hey, it's just... I'm so tired.

Gu Han searched for words for a long time, but didn't know what to say, so he could only call his aunt to order dinner, so don't starve his little quail to death.

The family has a small population, so Mrs. Gu specially asked her aunt to change the small dining table in the tea hall, so that it looked deserted.

Pei Xian and Gu Han took one bite at a time, and they ate food, while the sad Mrs. Gu and Gu Caocao ate dog food with excessive sugar content.

Madam Gu, who couldn't stand it any longer, coughed twice and asked, "It's almost Christmas, what's the plan for you two?"

These words seemed to hit Gu Han's head, he lowered his hand to hook Pei Xian's little paw, "Mom, I'm going to take Xianxian to Kitzbühel for skiing."

"Really?!" Pei Xian dangled on the chair like a little penguin.

Kitzbuhel!Alpine Gardens!Love Paradise!Open-air nude hot springs!A trip without even wearing pants!

Not to mention the luxurious first-class cabin, the single bed in the double room can only sleep on top of each other!

The [-]-meter-altitude camera shakes!

Fuck!The old man is awesome!

"Wow..." In Pei Xian's big eyes, Gu Han's naked body wearing a fishing line was doing radio gymnastics in a row.

Gu Han squeezed his palms, "It's just right for Xianxian to take my private jet, there are two spacious rooms with double beds."

Pei Xian's faintly shining eyes suddenly lost their brightness as if Us's light bulb was blown out.

"No, no, Mr. Gu, you don't need to be so extravagant, we can just be the first class." Pei Xian waved his hands and refused because of his dream machine.

Mrs. Gu is very satisfied, Xianxian is really a sensible child, "You don't need to let him keep it for someone? The two of you have a good time and go on vacation comfortably. I'll show you the rough, don't worry."

Pei Xian: My [-]-meter camera is shaking!Why do your private jets have two cabins?I am too difficult! !