The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

Coincidentally, the main sponsor of the "Swan Lake" tour this time wants to invite the popular young boy Qi Mingyi to be the first guest, the one who was injured and handed over the mainline endorsement of the l family to Xiao Yuhang, and then was pried away by Gu hastily.

But this time he lost the chain temporarily, too many dramas and couldn't get out, so he had to give up the opportunity to the rising traffic Xiaohua Liang Kexin.

Liang Kexin has a ballet background, and has been hailed as the successor of a temperamental actress in recent years. Her fans are called "Xing Xing", but her fan circle is a cancer. She bites whoever she sees. of.

Liang Kexin had just taken off for a few days, and her background capital was very limited, so she couldn't fight Gu Han at all.

After negotiating the sponsorship of the spring "Nutcracker" tour with the troupe, the other party quickly sent guest invitations and contracts.

Gu Han is once again in a dilemma. He can be a pimp, but Gu Caocao is a contracted actor of Wuqianyi Studio, and the studio must come forward to arrange work, organize business activities, and sign contracts.

He had to find Wu Qianyi again for this matter.

When Wu Qianyi heard that Gu Han had asked her out, she almost panicked. Except for the pretty girl in the middle, they couldn't get along with each other, and she used to say bad things about Gu Han behind her back, meeting alone?How embarrassing!

She also thought of Pei Xian going home to serve her wicked mother-in-law, would something happen?She didn't dare to say, she didn't dare to ask, she was about to cry, so she could only meet Gu Han honestly.

Wu Qianyi is a big star, and it's also a big deal, so you have to be very careful about dating her, if you get caught by the paparazzi, it's like stepping on dog shit and you can't get rid of it.

Therefore, Gu Han set the meeting place at a remote old bungalow on Embassy Street in the old city, which is his secret private club.

Wu Qianyi wore a classic circus cashmere cloak of the c family, looked at the small independent underground parking lot full of luxury cars and shook her head in admiration.

A small three-story German-style building, smaller and dilapidated than her studio, I didn't expect there to be a hole in it, and the privacy protection is very good, it is worth learning.

The butler of the clubhouse is an Indian, tall and straight in a suit, holding a gentleman's cane and standing at the elevator entrance for a long time.

When Wu Qianyi entered the living room, Gu Han was sitting on the high-backed king sofa playing Rubik's Cube, when he saw her, he only raised his eyelids and said, "Please sit down."

Your uncle's Gu Han!Is this the attitude to invite someone over?Makes me look like I'm paying homage to the Pope!

Wu Qianyi rolled her eyes, sat on the sofa and raised her legs, twisting into a particularly gorgeous flower.

The waiter served snacks and hot tea to the two of them, and gently closed the door, the room suddenly became empty, and a needle could be heard.

Gu Han looked at Wu Qianyi's uncomfortable expression and expressed her happiness. When talking to this scourge, you must first feel oppressed, otherwise she will most likely piss you off!

"Miss Wu, in fact, I have no other reason to ask you, just want to know how is our Caocao's performance recently?" Gu Han condescended, with an arrogant attitude.

"Ah???" Wu Qianyi was confused by the question.

Do you dare to be my nursery aunt?No matter how awesome your Gu is, it's just a mud horse!Do you want one or both of you to play so seriously?

"No, Mr. Gu, I don't quite understand what you mean. As an alpaca, it is already a fine product among camels. What do you think about it?" Wu Qianyi's eyes were desperate.

Gu Han took a sip of tea, "Miss Wu, you can't say that. Caocao is my child. I have the obligation and responsibility to care about its study and life. Please understand how a parent feels."

Wu Qianyi: "..."

I understand, you called me here today to humiliate my IQ!

"Poor parents in the world!" Gu Han shook his head with emotion, "So I contacted an event hastily, and the invitation letter and contract are ready for the first performance of "Swan Lake" by the Orles Royal Ballet next week , the studio just needs to do the follow-up work well.”

"What???" Wu Qianyi's hair was about to explode!

The Royal Ballet of Orles, the Palace of Arts, classic repertoire, world tour... She couldn't imagine the scene of four little swans surrounding a big white grass mud horse at the beginning, it was so fucking scary!

Wu Qianyi tried to restore the normal conversation, and stammered: "Mr. Gu, I, I, I still feel that our family is sloppy, um... Is it more suitable for the Italian Royal Circus, such a guest?"

Gu Han frowned, "No, Ms. Wu, I remember you said that our grass is very high-end, suitable for taking the high-end route?"

"Yes, then...that may be my fault." Wu Qianyi raised her forehead.

Brother, please do me a favor!That's to help your little beauty run on Xiao Yuhang!

Wait...you don't want to let Gu hastily go to a couture show, do you? ?Surely you don't think so, do you?

"We didn't let Huo Cao go directly to Meilan to go to G's spring show. It's already a very low-key development. We just don't want it to be too stressful." Gu Han put down his teacup, showing the image of a helpless parent worrying about his children.

Wu Qianyi: You guys are so fucking low-key! !

Gu Han took out the folder of the contract and the invitation letter, and put it on the table, "Okay, today is just a small matter, and I will trouble Miss Wu to worry about it later."

"You...is this for real?" Wu Qianyi was about to go crazy, trembling while holding a teacup from Hu's family.

Her logic has run into a dead end, and now she urgently needs a reasonable explanation, Gu Caocao was born by Gu Han and Pei Xian!As for why two humans gave birth to a grass mud horse?

Wu Qianyi looked at Gu Han relentlessly with flustered eyes.

There is only one truth, Gu Han——Gu Caocao's biological father is a grass mud horse!A grass mud horse that has successfully transformed into a human!

Gu Han suddenly smiled, "Of course it's true, otherwise why would I find you here today?"

After Wu Qianyi figured it out, she felt relieved, all things have feelings, and Gu Han, the grass-mud horse Jing, just really loves her child.

She can't look at the grass mud horse spirit with colored glasses with the vulgar thinking of human beings.

We are equal! eadlove, the world will be more exciting!

"Okay Mr. Gu, don't worry, I will take care of the hasty matters on me. I still like this child very much. Let the studio follow the procedure for the following matters." Wu Qianyi got up and took the documents.

Her 180-degree attitude turned sharply, which made Gu Han a little confused, "Um... well, do you have any other questions?"

Wu Qianyi gathered the bright little cloak, and turned her head coquettishly, "No, everything is perfect, isn't it?"

Gu Han: "..."

Why do I feel that something is wrong?Very wrong!

Gu Cao hastily accepted a big event, and needed to cooperate with the theater troupe to do the opening rehearsal and walk around, and Pei Xian and Mrs. Gu were busy with the work, accompanying the rehearsal, and feeding things and water for psychological counseling.

As the owner of the studio, Wu Qianyi came to deliver flowers to Gu Caocao, and suddenly found that even Mrs. Gu came to accompany Gu Caocao. !

I don't know when Gu Caocao can transform into a human form?

However, judging from the looks of Pei Xian and Gu Han, Gu Caocao is not bad, he is probably a handsome young man, and he will definitely have a place in the entertainment industry in the future.

After accepting these settings, Wu Qianyi felt that actually... quite touching!whee!

The dazed Gu hastily turned into a dog, and was treated inexplicably by a rocket, and there are already kids in the background calling him Mr. Gu!

After settling for Gu's hasty afternoon rehearsal, Pei Xian noticed that Mrs. Gu looked at her watch frequently.

"Ma'am, do you have something urgent?" Pei Xian asked caringly.

Mrs. Gu looked distressed, "Oh, I have an old handkerchief. I don't have a very good personality, just the kind of person who likes to be top-notch and wants to overwhelm you in everything, don't you understand?"

Pei Xian nodded silently, with the words "believe me, I understand" all over his face!

"She funded a few foreign painters who painted weird and incomprehensible things, and they came here to hold an art exhibition. Originally, I made an excuse to refuse. Wasn't it just busy posting photos in Moments, accidentally The location is seen, and it is said that it is nearby, so I have to go!" Mrs. Gu regretted holding the phone.

Pei Xian's eyes rolled wildly, "Ma'am, it's not good if people find out that you don't go, why don't I go with you? How about we play two against one?"

"Hey, just say what's the use of having a son? In the end, I still want you and me to accompany me hastily, hey...it's useless, I'll be so angry at the critical moment!" Mrs. Gu didn't want to praise him directly, but she was very upset. It worked, so I had to pull my son out and hang him up.

A smart and thoughtful little bulletproof vest is just fine!whee!

The two packed up and went to the art gallery opposite the Grand Theatre.

Mrs. Gu's old handkerchief is Xue Wenpei, who comes from an opera family, and her husband is a director of a famous investment bank in Ruiguo.

The most important thing is that this Aunt Xue had chased after Mr. Gu when she was young, and she always felt that Mr. Gu married Mrs. Gu because of a family marriage. Mrs. Gu has changed from a rich and charming woman to a rich and old woman in her life!

As soon as they were ushered into the hall by the staff, they saw a lady wearing an expensive gem-studded handmade cheongsam and a cashmere embroidered cloak, with outstanding temperament and charm, stepping on cat feet and high heels to greet them cheerfully.

"Manxi!" Xue Wenpei came over with a good voice and a playful tone.

Pei Xian obviously heard Mrs. Gu take a deep breath to prepare her mentally, and it seemed that she was not discouraged.

The two exchanged greetings, Mrs. Gu briefly introduced Pei Xian, but she didn't care too much, and praised Pei Xian for being beautiful.

"Manxi, why are you still playing with alpacas? Is that fun? How much did you pay for it? Is it stinky? Is there a smell?" Xue Wenpei has a lot of good words in her voice, and she can really piss people off when she repeats her words.

Mrs. Gu maintained her integrity, so she could only smile indifferently.

At this time, Pei Xian took out five VIP tickets for "Swan Lake" and handed them to Xue Wenpei.

"Aunt Xue, Caocao is my Peruvian alpaca. He is now a contracted actor of Wuqianyi Studio. This time, the Royal Ballet of Orles invited us as a special opening guest. These tickets are the family group tickets specially reserved by the theater for Caocao , it’s great for you to keep it for viewing or give it away.” He smiled sincerely and cutely.

Stretch out your hand and don't hit the smiling person, but after getting the ticket, you become an alpaca family group for no reason?Did you make a mistake?

The king of the king of hate, Xue Wenpei, who was blooming on the bar, was aggrieved, and felt a little bit of ferocious emotion in the back wave, but she could only accept the envelope with a smile.

"Really, what you children like, can you get used to it at your age, Aunt Xue?" Mrs. Gu pulled out the knife from behind her back with two slaps, without mercy.

These words are obviously a joke to the other party's old cabbage bangzi, who can't keep up with the pace of the times, and doesn't even know how to make an alpaca a star, hehe, rubbish!

Xue Wenpei's well-maintained rosy face instantly turned pale.

Ouch!That's great, good man, He Manxi, didn't you see that you learned bad things so quickly?

She changed her mind and didn't talk about alpacas with you. My mother will talk to you about avant-garde art. This is my mother's home game!

Sure enough, Xue Wenpei led them talking all the way without any sign of stopping.

After seeing the painting, Pei Xian feels similar to Mrs. Gu, what the hell are these things? !

Soda cans, waste paper balls, and condoms are scattered on the canvas, and they are splashed with paint. Is it a priceless painting?

My mother strongly suspects that your husband has engaged in improper transactions and is suspected of money laundering!

They walked in front of a huge wind-blown painting, randomly filled the edges with steel wire and gauze, poured resin and poured interlaced and permeable colors, making people stand at a loss underneath.

Xue Wenpei looked at the two speechless people, her sense of superiority exploded, "Manxi, I think this painting is especially suitable for you, take a look, feel this special beauty, and tell me how you feel."

Mrs. Gu and Pei Xian said in unison in their minds: Feel your glass ball! !

"Oh, you don't really understand the talented girl, do you? This kind of expression is very straightforward and clear." Xue Wenpei slightly touched Mrs. Gu with her elbow, and her proud face almost turned into a sticker on the wall.

At this time, there was a German guy passing by with a friend, who seemed to be the agent of the author of the painting exhibition, and happened to be talking about this painting.

Pei Xian's ears twitched and twitched, and he heard their conversation thoroughly.

He didn't say it right away, but waited until the people watching the exhibition approached, and then interrupted Xue Wenpei's chatter, "Aunt Xue, I don't think the feeling of this painting is very suitable for Mrs. Gu."

Seeing someone coming from behind, Xue Wenpei wanted to lure them away first, "It's not this pair, there are several pairs in front that I think are quite suitable."

"No hurry, Xianxian, if you want to know, then tell me." Mrs. Gu, who has been quiet all the time, spoke like an old Buddha.

Pei Xian took a step forward with a smile, "Aunt Xue is an expert, and I'm showing my shame. Although this painting is unknown, in the eyes of the author it is called "jealousy". The part made of steel wire, gauze, and resin is what humans are jealous of Under the state of mind, the inflated heart. The beating random lines, and the interlaced colors represent the blood flow distorted by excitement. This is really a good painting with straightforward and clear techniques.”

The viewers around the exhibition were more or less fans of the author, and they all nodded in praise of Pei Xian's understanding.

Mrs. Gu's face was calm and calm, and she said indifferently, "It's really not suitable for me, but it is very suitable for your Aunt Xue. Xianxian, help me buy this painting for you in a while and give it to your Aunt Xue, thank you for letting us see it exhibition."

Relying on Mrs. Gu's ignorance, Xue Wenpei wantonly mocked and arranged the other party, and once she was exposed, the scene was extremely ugly.

The people watching the exhibition looked at each other in blank dismay. Although this painting is an excellent work, it is really not suitable for giving away... Isn't this giving away a curse?

"Well... Manxi, I really didn't mean that, I don't understand, no, I pretend to understand nonsense if I don't understand, don't worry about it." Xue Wenpei walked to her side quickly, sweating profusely .

Mrs. Gu turned her head and waved to Pei Xian who was following behind, "After the photo is taken, help me frame a name, jealous, evil, let's call it ugly."

"Understood, ma'am." Pei Xian nodded, and the two men's eyes collided lightly, and they winked and clapped hands!yeah!

Xue Wenpei stood there with a livid face and clenched her fists, trembling. She spoke out first and had no position to refute Mrs. Gu, so she could only watch her calmly walk out of the exhibition hall.

After getting into the car, Mrs. Gu's tense aristocratic airs collapsed, she laughed and fanned herself with a fan to cool down.

"A person's temperament will not change at all in this life. She was like this when she was in elementary school. When she grew up, she was teased by my husband and cried. She continued to play with others with a smile. I was good to her when I was young. I think the pretty little girl has a good temper, but she never thinks of me." Mrs. Gu sighed a little bit emotionally.

Pei Xian's eyes drifted a little far away, "Being tolerated sometimes becomes unscrupulous."

"You miss Hanhan, don't you?" Mrs. Gu pursed her lips and chuckled.

"Ah? No," Pei Xian denied it, his face suddenly became hot.

He thought that the best organ to be transformed after time travel was his face, and now he seems too confident!

"Hey, you said that his broken company has the boss watching every day? When I was young, his father didn't go to work, and he wandered around the house every day. Hanhan's mind is not clear!" Mrs. Gu said for her son. worry.

Pei Xian is like an overheated boiler that is about to explode, and he feels his collarbone getting hot.

"Ms. Gu, if you like to look at paintings, I will draw for you when I get back." He struggled to change the subject.

It was mentioned that Mrs. Huagu looked at him and said meaningfully: "Not only can you draw, but you can also speak German. You can introduce that painting because you heard the conversation between the two Germans behind you."

Pei Xian was speechless, he forgot that Mrs. Gu was a famous lady, and knowing a few foreign languages ​​was a piece of cake.

But she will not use what she hears to be smattering, to show off like a parrot, even if she will be ridiculed by others, she will stick to what she knows as she knows, and what she doesn't know as she doesn't know.

"Mrs. Gu, I was wrong." Pei Xian is a person who admits his mistakes very positively, with a very sincere attitude, and never changes afterward.

Mrs. Gu smiled and patted his arm, "I don't mean to blame you, I don't say those things myself, it doesn't mean I don't like someone who can defend me? I'm very happy."

"By the way, don't you know how to draw? Go back and draw one for me, and I'll buy it! I won't let you suffer!" Seeing Pei Xian drooping her little head, she added.

Pei Xian immediately came to his senses and nodded vigorously, his two eyes were shining with golden light, and the word "Qianqian" slowly enlarged and enlarged in it.

When the bus got on the elevated highway, Mrs. Gu seemed to feel that something was wrong, "Did we... forget something?"

"Gu Caocao!!" Pei Xian almost jumped up, "Go back! We forgot Gu Caocao in the theater!!"

Poor Gu Caohuo waited until dark in the theater lounge, shivering in despair, crying in the arms of the young lady who took care of him...

The premiere of "Swan Lake" was quite successful at the weekend. The snow-white swan grass in the opening performance complemented the white cygnets and cooperated tacitly.

Gu Caocao with laser wings slowly descended from the sky. He was handsome and handsome, and he didn't feel any disobedience when he landed in the pile of little swans.

After the end, Gu hastily bowed on one knee, which aroused a warm atmosphere at the scene.

Mrs. Gu hired two photographers, just to shoot the 8-minute Gu hastily opened the guest session.

But there was also dissonance after that.

Liang Kexin's fans "stars" have heard the news from his assistant that Liang Kexin will be the opening guest of "Swan Lake".

Think about it, it's an elegant art, and it's the substitute of Qi Mingyi, a popular trafficker who can't come. If you round it up, you will be in the same position as Qi Mingyi!

Who knew that the premiere guest announced that it was a fucking grass mud horse?Isn't this bullying?

Although Liang Kexin didn't dare to express her complaints openly, she also posted an emotional Weibo with only two words: Tired.

The "stars" exploded in the universe, but they felt that besieging a mud horse was too cheap and easy to be ridiculed, so they aimed their guns at the studio boss-Wu Qianyi!

What species is Wuqianyi?That's Weibo, she will die if she doesn't get into a fight for a day, an indomitable shit-stirring stick!

The courage of "Xing Xing" shocked everyone, even Wu Qianyi, who has been a black professional for eight years, said that this time he ate melon seeds and watched Liang Kexin get beaten out of shit.

Sure enough, Wu Qianyi didn't even bother to go to Weibo, and didn't even give the "stars" a look, and only did one thing.

Edit the first guest performance of Gu Caocao's "Swan Lake" into a one-minute commercial, and then buy Liang Kexin's pre-broadcast and mid-roll commercials on major entertainment, movie, and TV drama video platforms. As long as Liang Kexin appears, You have to watch the 1-minute Gu Cao Cao ad first!

In the end, Liang Ke was delighted to be called the woman favored by the grass-mud horse.

Gu Han successfully obtained 10 units of energy, finally able to spend a sweet and warm weekend.

As soon as he entered the door, he felt that the old house had undergone an unusual change. The ordinary seasonal decorative paintings on the walls of the teahouse were replaced by portraits of his own mother.

In the painting, Mrs. Gu is dressed in simple and elegant clothes, with straight shoulders, a graceful neck, and gentle eyes gazing ahead.

Most importantly, the mother in the painting is at least ten years younger!The restoration of eyebrows, eyes and bones is delicate and precise.

That painter?What a loud rainbow fart, and it was framed!Awesome!

Gu Han was amazed.

Pei Xian jumped over suddenly, and said to him mysteriously: "Mr. Gu, I have something good to show you!"

Gu Han leaned over and smiled lightly against his forehead, "You are the best thing!"

Pei Xian turned around and peeked at Mrs. Gu who was having fun with Gu Caocao, then took Gu Han's hand and ran upstairs.

Gu Han was a little scared, a little surprised, and a little expectant, and ran back to the room with him in a complicated mood.

As soon as Pei Xian entered the room, he locked the door, took out the remote control, and pulled all the curtains tightly, and the room suddenly became dark.

Gu Han suddenly had an ominous premonition, "Xianxian, why do you want to draw the curtains in broad daylight?"

Pei Xian didn't say a word, but dragged him into the house.

Gu Han firmly grabbed the doorknob, determined not to go in, who knows what's inside, is it a tiger's den or a wolf's den?

Pei Xian quickly pulled off his belt, but it didn't move anyone, so he finally had to give up.

He forced Gu Han against the door, and suddenly took out two bank cards from his pocket...

When Gu Han saw the bank card, he thought that he was going to change money again, so he covered his mouth with lightning, "Father, don't shoot, people will die!"

Pei Xian struggled to break free from his arms, and said angrily, "I don't! I just want to give you some money."

"You sold the grain hastily??" Gu Han was confused.

"If I sold you, I wouldn't sell the grass!" Pei Xian roared, "You Mama gave me the money!"

Gu Han's expression was already desperate, "Huh?? You still dare to deceive my mother??"