The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

When the first dish was out of the pot, Pei Xian knew that he should chop off the two golden claws and marinate them into chicken feet!

This time it's awesome, it's pure delusion to grab the boss's stomach!

In the dining room, Gu Han sat at the table according to his message instructions, and even took a very coquettish selfie and sent it to him.

Even the life-saving aunt was dragged out by Uncle Lin for a staff dinner!

If you can't do it, you have to do it!

Pei Xian broke the boat and poured the Fugui Shrimp fried into charcoal sticks into the plate, lifted the tomato sauce and poured it violently.

The charred shrimp carcasses paired with the bright red viscous sauce form a terrifying picture.

Then the duck that got into a car accident, the black fish that blew itself up, the shredded pork with silver teeth that was still bleeding, the squid that looked like rubber, the Sixi balls that collapsed, the heart of cabbage that was blackened and poisoned... The range hood emits from hell roar.

Pei Xian couldn't believe it and didn't give up. He put the carrots, radishes, cucumber slices, cherries, and small tomatoes that his aunt used to decorate the dishes on the dead dishes, trying to serve others with color and fragrance.

Then use the exquisite beverage bottle to fill the full special drink - milk, red dates, wolfberry, fermented glutinous rice boiled beer!

You're done, look a little proud, I cooked all twelve dishes, and the kitchen is still complete, it's great!

Pei Xian opened the kitchen door, and the smoke and dust from hell hovered above his head. He kicked the door hard, and rushed to Gu Han who was at the dining table not far away, trying to show a faint smile.

Gu Han opened a treasured bottle of 1907 "Silent Boat", and there are only more than 2000 bottles in the world, and he took a sip first with the tired and smiling little quail.

ah!My envy has a beautiful face, beautiful heart and even claws!What more do you want, I choose a beauty, I just want to be a foolish king, hee hee!

Maybe it was Gu Han who kept giggling that infected Pei Xian, he walked a few steps quickly and jumped up with his arms open.

With a tacit understanding, Gu Han firmly caught the flying pink cannonball and turned it around twice.

Pei Xian looked at his handsome face and focused eyes, so handsome!It's a pity that the boss's handsomeness is bought at the cost of IQ.

Gu Han held him tightly in his arms, what did he suddenly feel?A little pungent?

"Mr. Gu, from now on, you have to close your eyes and sit down until I say it's okay." Pei Xian broke out of his arms and pointed to the chair.

Gu Han kept in mind her mother's advice to "behave well", and closed her eyes tightly.

Pei Xian nodded with serious satisfaction, closed the door, pulled the curtains, and finally lit a romantic candlestick in the middle of the dining table.

The European-style dining table has a marble tabletop with light golden texture, reflecting the dancing candlelight in the artificial darkness.

Although Gu Han closed his eyes, he could feel the light changes, and the corners of his mouth were raised. He didn't expect the little quail to be so good at playing.

Pei Xian brought twelve horror dishes to the table one by one, and every time the dishes touched the table and made a light sound, he could see the corners of Boss Gu's mouth rising, he couldn't wait.

Finally, the dishes were evenly distributed in front of Gu Han. Pei Xian stood very patiently and looked at it for a week before clapping his hands, "Mr. Gu can open his eyes."

Gu Han opened his eyes and changed six expressions in just three seconds, and finally panic and despair froze on his face.

Thick curtains block out the sunlight, and six pale candles stand on a high place flickering on and off. In front of the white porcelain plate are filled with various unknown corpses that seem to have undergone [-] hell-like tortures. Blood and viscous liquid are everywhere. splash.

Gu Han slowly turned his neck and seemed to be able to hear the sound of bones rubbing against each other. He saw Pei Xian next to him with a ferocious smile on his face, "whoosh" raised a sharp bone-eviscer knife, and the frosty snow blade flashed a blue light in front of him... …

"Your Majesty, please spare me!" Gu Han stepped aside with his head in his arms.

Hearing three crisp sounds of "Boom, Boom, Boom" on the table, Pei Xian chopped the steak and carefully placed it on Gu Han's dinner plate, sprinkled a lethal amount of black pepper soup, picked up a small tomato and added two pinches of celery leaves ,Perfect!

"Mr. Gu can start eating." Pei Xian, who was concentrating on cooking, completely ignored Gu Han's screams.

And Gu Han, who thought he would become a cook and be cooked, hugged the back of the chair and shivered, and finally knew why his mother ran faster than a rabbit!This is not a fucking love lunch, it's a set meal for settling accounts after autumn!

"Xianxian, I know I was wrong." Gu Han begged for mercy pitifully.

Pei Xian, who was holding the knife, didn't realize how terrible the state was, and blinked his eyes wide, "Mr. Gu, I'm not angry, I really really want to cook for you."

"Ah? Really?" Gu Han bravely pushed aside the sharp knife sticking to the unknown liquid in front of his eyes.

The reflex arc returns to Pei Xian only to realize that the scene is a bit bad, not to mention the romantic atmosphere, the horror effect is top-notch, what went wrong?

He scratched his head and hurriedly picked up the remote control and opened the sunshade curtains. Finally, the sun returned and the yang energy rose, and the shadow of hell slowly exited the dining table.

Gu Han can finally appreciate Pei Xian's craftsmanship up close, the torn duck, the black fish with an exploding belly, unrecognizable charcoal strips, charcoal blocks, charcoal cakes, and the steak that you never know what it is, and finally A large jar of foaming chemicals.

Nima... [-]% of the food is eaten and the soul returns to its hometown!

Gu Han opened his mouth slightly and saw Pei Xian's bright and expectant eyes. He didn't know what to say, god-like craftsmanship, where did he practice it?Is he the descendant of the Extinct Canteen of the Emei School?

"Mr. Gu, am I not doing well?" Pei Xian was a little disappointed when he saw that he didn't move his chopsticks and didn't speak.

Gu Han couldn't bear to open his eyes and talk nonsense, "No, it's very good, beautiful and fragrant!"

Pei Xian's eyes lit up with the expectation of "Take a bite! Take a bite!".

"..." Gu Han gritted his teeth tremblingly and picked up the chopsticks, hung in the air for a long time and hesitated, finally picked up the cabbage soaked in soy sauce, and stuffed it into his mouth with his eyes closed.

So salty so salty!It was so salty that he shivered. If he eats too salty, hair removal should be left to the ashes.

"Mr. Gu eats meat, I made a lot of meat for you to eat." Pei Xian's chopsticks danced on the table, and soon various coke products filled Gu Han's plate.

Gu Han swallowed the saliva rich in soy sauce, and said unrequitedly, "Xianxian, can I make a small request?"

"Mr. Gu, what else do you want to eat? I'll make it for you!" Pei Xian was immersed in Gu Han's compliment just now, and now he felt that he was blown away!

"No no no!" Gu Han raised his hand in surrender, "I just want to drink some water."

"Hey, I forgot!" Pei Xian patted his head and took the glass, and poured him a glass full of chemical reagents with white foam floating in it, "This is a health drink I made, try it quickly."

This Nima is Mengpo soup, right?Drink the soul flying away!Gu Han was completely stunned.

Suddenly, the range hood in the kitchen sounded an alarm, and Pei Xian ran over to check it out.

Gu Han turned around and called Gu Caocao, who was hiding in the corner of the living room, and shamelessly opened its snack bag, took out fresh apple sticks, carrot sticks, and long beans, and poured a plate of charcoal into it, "son You grow up, it's time to experience the darkness of the world."

Gu Caocao thought that he was going to rob his rations and shouted desperately: "Oh, oh, oh"

One person and one hunchback were tearing so hard that Pei Xian didn't notice it when he approached quietly.

"Mr. Gu, it turns out that you dislike my work so much." Pei Xian lowered his head and inadvertently exposed his hands, all ten fingers were covered with Band-Aids.

"..." Gu Han suddenly felt that he was a scum, and without hesitation picked up the charcoal stick and ate it with tears in his eyes.

Pei Xian was overjoyed, and a small light bulb could be seen popping up above his head, "Mr. Gu, I have a small, humble, inconspicuous, and insignificant wish. I don't know if it can be realized."

"Hey, 110? Someone is scamming here at No. 1 Berlin Road! No, no, don't arrest him, I beg you to take me away first!!!"

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