The Villain Will Become Stupid If He Doesn't Pamper Me

Pei Xian and Gu Han were tossing and turning across a wall all night, one was afraid of offending the boss and getting fired, the other was designing his own mourning hall.

The sun rose as expected, Gu Han didn't eat breakfast and pretended to be busy and ran to the company to take refuge. Pei Xian stuck a toothbrush to the door like a bastard in his mouth to carefully identify the movement downstairs, and he was relieved when he heard the sound of the garage opening.

"Caocao has to coax your father today, otherwise you will turn from a billionaire camel to a stray camel that eats garbage." Pei Xian stroked its thick white hair back and forth and sighed.

Gu Caocao seemed to understand, shaking his long neck like a drum washing machine.

Pei Xian turned on the phone and chanted while typing, "When does your husband like you the most?"

A bunch of indescribable recommendations appeared on the screen.

Pei Xian sighed, come on, Mr. Gu has never had such a need, he is not interested in sex communication, ass!

"I like... the way my wife cooks in an apron?" Pei Xian fell into deep thought, looking at the two slender, white and tender paws, ah!What a pair of golden claws that are suitable for cooking food, that's it!

However, he is still a little self-aware, and asked his aunt to prepare the main dishes, side dishes and seasonings one by one according to the menu, and even the amount of oil. He just needs to pour them all into the pot and turn them over in a while, and he's done!

Auntie looked at Pei Xian, who couldn't even hold a knife, and ran to tell the old housekeeper in horror.

The old butler laughed twice and told her not to worry about it. The love lunch is love. You can eat the food as long as you can’t die. The young master’s stomach function is good. Don’t worry, and told everyone not to show up in the living room at noon so as not to disturb the host’s date.

Pei Xian was wearing a pink Peggy apron, and was watching a food teaching video on an iad in the kitchen.

At this time, Mrs. Gu came unexpectedly.

It turned out that Secretary Ke, Gu Han's masterpiece yesterday, reported it to Mrs. Gu verbatim, and the mother and son arranged for each other to play a spy war.

Mrs. Gu breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this, her face was calm and her heart was jumping with joy.

Hmph, let's see if my old lady is right!Just ask if you are allowed!Envy really cheers me up!

"Ma'am." Uncle Lin rushed out to greet her.

The last time Pei Xian returned home safely, Gu Han had a deep talk with his mother, and found that Mrs. Gu did not reject Pei Xian, and even defended him somewhat. Now everyone, including Uncle Lin, felt much more at ease.

"Pei... Where's Xian?" Mrs. Gu walked in calmly and gracefully with her shoulders straight, and met Gu Rustily with big eyes to small eyes.

Gu Caocao is an alpaca with dog genes, it is a bit of a gatekeeper and will come to the door whenever there is any movement.

Just as Uncle Lin wanted to take it away, Mrs. Gu waved her hand to the alpaca and asked, "Gu Caocao?"

"Oh yes." Gu hastily agreed, turning sideways to give her the small cloth bag hanging around his neck.

Uncle Lin smiled, this little guy is really smart like Young Master Pei, "Madam likes you hastily, and gave you his precious snacks."

Mrs. Gu liked small animals so much that she was so happy that she touched the big white hair and said with a smile: "Should I praise it for its filial piety? Hanhan was not so sensible when she was a child."

Uncle Lin was very surprised. When did Mrs. Gu, a lady, make such a joke by recognizing an alpaca as her grandson?

"Young Master and Young Master Pei like it, they are kidding about raising it as a child." He was more conservative and helped to add a sentence.

Mrs. Gu's eyes flashed as she touched the obedient and beautiful alpaca, "Why didn't you see Pei Xian?"

"Oh, Young Master Pei is preparing lunch for the young master in the kitchen. There are twelve dishes!" Uncle Lin lowered his voice and laughed wrinkled all over his face.

"Well, a smart child knows how to coax people after making trouble." Mrs. Gu nodded inwardly, and praised her bravery and martial arts by the way.

She suddenly thought of something and asked softly, "Does Hanhan know?"

"Young Master Pei hasn't said anything yet." Uncle Lin answered [-].

"Oh...then I won't go in and disturb him. I'm here and I just told Hanhan to come back early." She said that she contacted her son directly, and she had nothing to say except to tell him to go home.

This time, Gu Han was scared to death, and bullets were flying in his head on the way back.

"You don't make money for your wife and son, what do you want to do? I'm going to sue your mother!"

"Did he say he was going to sue your mother? Brother, don't spend money recklessly and save some for yourself on the road."

"Sue your mother! Sue your mother! Sue your mother! Sue your mother! Sue your mother! Sue your mother!"

Gu Han thought he turned on the car audio and video, surrounded by Dolby sound effects, and played the golden rap song "Sue Your Mom"!

He ran into the gate in a panic, and the empress dowager was sitting on the sofa in the living room with a serious expression on her face.

Gu Han, covered in cold sweat, rushed up and squatted under his mother's lap, "Mom, I was wrong, I shouldn't hit Xianxian!"

"Ah???" The empress dowager turned pale with shock, but quickly calmed down, thinking, "Xiao Yuhang, that wild vixen! Did he give my son some brain damage?"

She put down her teacup heavily, "It took you two rubbish money to beat someone? Xiao Yuhang almost scraped off your fat layer, and you didn't see you touch his finger? Why don't you learn how to beat someone! Kneel down for me !"

"Paji" Gu Han knelt down quite simply like a ripe watermelon, "Mom, I know I was wrong."

"W-Where did you hit him?" Mrs. Gu was also worried for her son, it seems that Pei Xian did not have a love lunch or a break-up meal!

Gu Han was a little confused and seemed to feel that something was wrong, "Head, waist, chest...everything that can be hit."

"..." Mrs. Gu expressed her despair and wanted to call the police to kill relatives!

The more Gu Han thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong. The look in his mother's eyes was complicated, including: "Why did I give birth to a scum", "Your father is going to be angry", "Do the domestic violence and madness to death", "This son is now stuffed back. is there time"……

"Mom, mom, wait a minute, what did Xianxian tell you?" Gu Han rubbed forward.

Madam Gu rubbed the corners of her eyes with a handkerchief, feeling a little sad, "Pei Xian didn't say anything, and he cooked for you, twelve dishes! Did you get blinded by Xiao Yuhang's shit? You have no conscience!"

Gu Han was shocked, his mother hadn't said foul language for at least 20 years and relapsed today, but what's the matter with Xiao Yuhang?

"Mom, don't worry, it's okay, we're playing a game, and I beat him up in the game!" He finally straightened out his thoughts, maybe he misunderstood the words about entering the door.

"Ah?" The sudden brake slammed the old lady directly onto the wall.

"You can't hit people even in games!" The embarrassed Mrs. Gu sprayed all the erratic anger on her son's face.

"Yes yes yes!" Gu Han continued to pretend to be his grandson, "We will never play games again in the future."

The sound of hot oil frying pan came from the kitchen, and it sounded particularly intense.

Mrs. Gu tidied up her appearance and whispered to her son, "I'll go and see Pei Xian, you have to behave well in a while."

Gu Han didn't know what to show, just nodded like a woodpecker.

Mrs. Gu walked through the open kitchen and came to the door of the Chinese-style kitchen. As soon as she opened the door, she saw Pei Xian holding a pot cover in one hand and a spatula in the other, fighting with a pot of burnt unknown objects standing far away.

She closed the door with a "snap", and hurried back to the living room to pick up her handbag, "Hmm... I suddenly remembered that I have an appointment with the mother of the Han family."

"Mom, it's rare for Xianxian to cook twelve dishes, why don't you eat together before going?" Gu Han was happy like a fool.

Mrs. Gu looked at her son lovingly, and thought, "My dear son, today's meal is too much for me to enjoy, so try your best, okay, goodbye!"

She waved her hands as she walked, "No, no, I don't have time."

Gu Han scratched his head, his mother almost jogged for the last few steps, "Are you in such a hurry?"

The author has something to say: The narcissistic madman Wu Qianyi: Ah!I am so beautiful!Can't help but lick it! (__)whee……

The eldest brother of the Wu family, the second brother, the third brother... Seventh brother: The hundred billion baby is right!