Travel reality shows are not dating shows

The makeup teacher stretched out his palm: "Five."

Ji Yu didn't expect her to speak so harshly: "That's too few! There's no way to divide five, give it eight!"

The make-up teacher seemed unwilling to let go: "Four is a good score."

Ji Yu quickly shook his head: "It can't be less than five, right? He is a director anyway, so he should be worth some money, right?"

The make-up teacher struggled for a while, then gritted his teeth and agreed: "Okay, eight will be eight, give the director six points of face."

Director: "Oh."

Ye Zhao looked disgusted: "Why are you 'ying' again?"

Director: "I feel bad for canned food!"

Lu Huaiguang: "Look out."

Ye Zhao sneered, "Look at how promising you are."

Ji Yu's place finally sold at the price of eight cans. Both parties were very cautious until the last second of the transaction. They paid the money with one hand and delivered the goods with the other. They quickly completed this solemn handover ceremony.

Gan Yan wanted to laugh but didn't dare, so he could only secretly lower his head.

Ye Zhao has always said straightforwardly: "I have always felt that, do you have any special ability to turn everyone around you into a drama star?"

"Is this my problem?" Ji Yu pointed unconvincedly at the director to play them, "It's obvious that this group of people are born to play a lot!"

The director bowed his head modestly: "It should."

Ye Zhao pointed to Lu Huaiguang: "What about him, he is also a person who is born with a lot of drama? Didn't he spoil you."

Ji Yu rubbed his nose: "Yeah, it's not bad! You're still a good brother!"

Ye Zhao rolled his eyes and reached out to get Lu Huaiguang's canned food: "A good brother can't eat the canned food that was kidnapped by a swindler, but a bad brother can eat it."

Ji Yu pulled Lu Huaiguang behind him, and waved his hands like driving away small animals: "Go!"

The four of them returned to the camp and put the cans on the fire to roast them.

In fact, eating canned food does not require this process at all, but Ji Yu feels that after all, it is a canned food that was obtained with great difficulty, and it would be disrespectful not to process it, and there is...

"Putting them in front of the camera feels like a secondary injury to the director, so I'm very happy."

director:"……"

Before they left, they planned to pick some fruits to take away as special products. Ji Yu picked all the fruits like Xiaotiantian, but when he turned his head, he saw that Ye Zhao picked all the fruits such as cumin and astringent fruits...

Ji Yu's expression was a bit complicated: "May I ask which unlucky ghost wants to receive your gift?"

Ye Zhao laughed: "Send it to Zhao Jin and MOMO."

Ji Yu was thinking whether he should tell them in advance, but thinking about their faces eating this fruit, it must be very funny...

Before they really left, they planned to write a word on the beach.

Although I don't know how long it will be kept, it can be regarded as a mark.

Ji Yu wrote a big "meat" in the middle!Lu Huaiguang wrote "goodbye" next to him.

Gan Yan wrote a dense list of testimonials, and Ji Yu leaned over to read it curiously: "Xiaoyan, can't you read this thank you list when you win the prize?"

Ye Zhao: "Then I don't know how long I'll have to wait, you'd better let him have a good time now."

Gan Yan scratched his head in embarrassment.

Ji Yu went to see Ye Zhao again, and was stunned: "What is this?"

Ye Zhao pushed him disgustedly: "Stay far away and don't let me trample on you."

Ji Yu was a little dazed: "Squids, ants, stones, what, glass bottles? Clouds and the sun, what a long line..."

Ye Zhao was a little proud: "Guess you."

Ji Yu rubbed his chin, a little unconfident: "Friendship (squid) friendship (ant) will last forever?"

Ye Zhao's smile froze on his face: "...how did you guess it?"

Ji Yu: "Maybe because I'm a genius."

Ye Zhao was so angry that he kicked him away, and squatted on the ground to draw grilled crucian carp.

How did Ji Yu know that what was grilled was crucian carp?Because Ye Zhao also specially drew an arrow to mark "crucian carp".

Ji Yu moaned and moved away, to tell Lu Huaiguang how narrow-minded this person is, and saw that Lu Huaiguang was still in the lower right corner of the "goodbye", drawing an umbrella, with their names written on the bottom of the umbrella .

Ji Yu: "..."

This thing looks a bit familiar. When I was in school, if someone in the class had a puppy love, they would be drawn on the blackboard like this when they were seen holding an umbrella together.

Ji Yu felt that this was too blatant, so he had to cover it up a bit: "Teacher Lu, we don't have an umbrella."

Lu Huaiguang pointed to the painting: "This is the roof of our camp."

Oh, that's still his misunderstanding, it's not the umbrella.

That makes no difference!

Ji Yu cleared his throat: "Cough, Mr. Lu, look at this, it's not just the two of us under the eaves, right? Are we also..."

Lu Huaiguang was silent for a moment, walked silently to the upper left corner of "Goodbye", and drew the same style for Ye Zhao and Gan Yan.

Ji Yu: "..."

Well, now not only can I not explain clearly, but I have also dragged others into the water.

After Ye Zhao finished painting the masterpiece "Craucian Carp Eighteen Eats", he leaned over to see Lu Huaiguang's painting of him and Gan Yan, and quickly turned dark: "Wipe it for me!"

Lu Huaiguang squinted at him, not only did not wipe it off, but also arrogantly added a heart to the two of them.

Ji Yu: "Pfft."

What a sudden rebellion.

Gan Yan felt a little embarrassed looking at the heart, scratched his head, and quietly made up the heart into a flower.

Ye Zhao's expression was a bit complicated: "You have the skill, can't you just draw a cross on it?"

Gan Yan rubbed his nose: "I don't feel very embarrassed about this."

Under the protection of Lu Huaiguang, until they left the two small roofs, they still stood firm.

They left near the evening. Apart from the words and graffiti left by them, there were also a bunch of footprints on the beach, which looked messy and inexplicable, but a little cute.

Ji Yu lay on the railing of the boat: "Look, a work of art."

Ye Zhao sneered: "If this is a work of art, the writing on the blackboard from school would be an antique."

Ji Yu: "Start voting now, please raise your hand if you think it is a work of art."

Ji Yu and Lu Huaiguang raised both hands, and Gan Yan also raised his hands tremblingly under their threatening eyes.

Arriving at the hotel, Ji Yu originally thought that after taking a shower, he would happily run to the embrace of the hot pot barbecue, but the director told them with a deadpan expression that there was another live broadcast in the hotel tonight.

Ji Yu felt that this was definitely revenge.

Because it is convenient to broadcast live, Ji Yu and Lu Huaiguang are in the same room.

After both of them had taken a shower, Ji Yu sent a message to the two on the other side: "The director said to broadcast live, if it's not over in an hour, remember to come and save us, over."

Gan Yan: "Okay bro! No problem bro!"

Ye Zhao: "Never mind you, we ate it ourselves."

Ji Yu: "Traitor!"

Director: "Teachers, the live broadcast equipment is ready, and you can start anytime."

Ji Yu looked at him blankly: "Ah, we're still wearing pajamas...don't we put on makeup or something?"

Director: "Be natural, Mr. Ji, are you such a person with idol baggage?"

Ji Yu: "I'm not, but I just got out of the shower, so I'm really embarrassed."

Director: "Well, this is also a kind of propaganda method, and let them guess where you came back from."

Both of them were wearing loose T-shirts and slacks, and there was nothing particularly shady about it.

Ji Yu and Lu Huaiguang looked at each other, and clicked on the live broadcast.

The fans squatted in the live broadcast room early and welcomed them very warmly. For a while, the barrage was full of various onomatopoeia.

Ji Yu smiled: "Cough, long time no see."

He pointed the camera at Lu Huaiguang, and Lu Huaiguang also greeted him very obediently: "Long time no see."

Some sharp-eyed people saw that the two of them seemed to have just taken a shower, so they asked on the barrage.

Ji Yu nodded: "Yeah, I was arrested and broadcast live just after taking a shower."

Some of the bullet screens were laughing and joking, and some were comforting them for their hard work.

Lu Huaiguang also looked at the bullet screen. Some people said that his brother's hair didn't seem to be dry, so he stroked his head all the way to his neck with his hands, rubbed his fingers to feel it, and then concluded: "It really didn't do much."

Ji Yu touched his neck uncomfortably: "... Cough, brother, you scared me."

Lu Huaiguang had already stood up and walked out of the live broadcast screen, Ji Yu was dumbfounded: "Hey, Teacher Lu, what are you doing?"

Lu Huaiguang came over with a dry towel and put it gently on his head: "Wipe dry, don't catch a cold."

Ji Yu was a little embarrassed, Lu Huaiguang had already moved his hand just as he extended his hand.

Ji Yu originally sat cross-legged on the floor with his back against the bed, but now Lu Huaiguang sat straddling the edge of the bed behind him, lowering his head to dry his hair.

In order not to let the fans see his face that started to heat up inexplicably, Ji Yu quietly raised the camera up to face Lu Huaiguang.

Lu Huaiguang took the time to look at the screen and laughed softly: "Brother, they said I was rubbing the dog's head angrily."

Ji Yu jumped up angrily: "What! Who said that! I remember you!"

"Haha, my brother's face is flushed with anger!"

"Cute love!"

Some people also asked: "Why is it broadcasting live this time? I thought I would watch the show with my brother."

The director had explained it in advance.

Ji Yu: "Because the place I went to this time is quite special, if it is broadcast live, it will be exposed, so we must first maintain a sense of mystery."

"Where?"

"That makes me even more curious!"

Ji Yu also understands that the director's intention is to get them to discuss in order to increase the popularity of the show, so he continued to put the hook very cooperatively: "It's a place that ordinary people can't go to, hehe, you can guess."

"I can't guess..."

"Oh, you're being tricky on purpose!"

"I know, I know! It's in my brother's heart!"

"Hahaha, it's true that ordinary people can't get there, only my brother can get there!"

Ji Yu almost choked on his own saliva, Lu Huaiguang still looked at him with a smile: "Brother——"

"This look, AWSL"

"I really can't bear the way my brother looks at my brother."

Ji Yu squeezed Lu Huaiguang's chin and turned his head back: "Look at the camera carefully, brother!"

"Everyone laugh louder, brother, I'm sorry!"

Seeing that everyone was about to kowtow again, the only fans of Lu Huaiguang's family began to swipe the screen in an organized way.

"Mr. Lu is very gentle to every partner, thank you Mr. Ji for taking care of our brother."

Ji Yu touched his nose: "You're welcome, you're welcome."

Lu Huaiguang frowned: "Is this my fan? When have I ever been gentle with other people?"

The commentary on the barrage stopped, and the screen was full of gloating laughter.

"I'm dying of laughter. Mr. Lu is really trying to prove that he is not gentle to other people."

"I don't think I can press the cabinet door anymore, and neither can Sister Weifan..."

Ji Yu quickly smoothed things over: "My brother is just embarrassed!"

Lu Huaiguang: "I didn't..."

Ji Yu scowled: "I said you did."

Lu Huaiguang bowed his head silently: "Then there will be."