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After eating meat for a long time, Ji Yu felt that his stomach and soul had been redeemed, and he felt a strange sense of satisfaction.

After the meal, everyone was lazy, and the director told them: "Dry the clothes on your body before going to bed. If you feel any discomfort, tell the program team in time."

Ji Yu nodded: "So you admit that you put that ginger?"

The director pretended not to hear.

After eating and drinking enough, everyone got into sleeping bags.

Ye Zhao asked Ji Yu: "Do you think it's delicious this time? Teacher Ji Yu who has seen the world."

Ji Yu cleared his throat reservedly: "It's good, but it would be more perfect if there is some cumin chili noodles or something. Of course, this is our regret, not the fish's problem."

Gan Yan rubbed his belly: "Brother Yu said that, I want to eat barbecue, so I'm going back tomorrow? Are you going back to eat barbecue?"

It was the first time Ji Yu heard the news: "Are you going back tomorrow? Usually it's not until the morning after tomorrow?"

Ye Zhao: "May I give you some time to recuperate?"

Ji Yu looked at Lu Huaiguang: "That's good too, brother, shall we go for barbecue? Or hot pot?"

Lu Huaiguang: "Then eat them all, hot pot for dinner, barbecue for supper."

Ji Yu was very satisfied: "Yes."

Gan Yan swallowed, "I'm already hungry."

Ye Zhao: "Your brother Yu has been hungry for a few days."

Ji Yu closed his eyes: "Tonight, I will practice with the hot pot barbecue in my dream."

Lu Huaiguang squeezed over unwillingly: "Why didn't you practice with me..."

Ji Yu moved away vigilantly: "I'm going to practice with you, go! What are you talking about in front of the children?"

Ye Zhao rolled his eyes.

The next day, everyone got up one after another.

Ji Yu sat in the sleeping bag blankly.

Lu Huaiguang frowned: "What's wrong, brother, you don't look well."

Ji Yu looked at him, lay down from Shan Ruliu, and flinched weakly: "It's a little uncomfortable."

Ye Zhao squatted beside him and touched his forehead, Ji Yu winked at him, Ye Zhao probably understood what he meant.

The director immediately became nervous: "What's wrong, Teacher Ji? Take a thermometer."

Gan Yan also leaned over nervously, Lu Huaiguang already knew what he was planning.

Ji Yu got the thermometer, Lu Huaiguang immediately pretended to inadvertently block the camera.

Ji Yu was very satisfied with his tacit cooperation, and quickly rubbed the thermometer in his palm.Gan Yan opened his mouth wide in surprise, but Ye Zhao stopped him in time.

The director approached suspiciously: "Are you measuring the temperature?"

Ji Yu pinched the thermometer guiltily: "It's still close."

The director approached step by step, Ji Yu saw that the plot was about to be exposed, and the temperature had not yet climbed to the fever line, so he made a final struggle: "Actually, it is like this, it is not a serious illness that needs a thermometer, and it can be cured by giving some meat alright."

Not only did the director not give the meat, he also took away the thermometer.

Ji Yu was so angry that he rolled on the spot, Lu Huaiguang smiled and patted his head: "Can't we have it tonight?"

Ji Yu's expression was serious: "It's different! What we bought ourselves is different from what we cheated from the director!"

Ye Zhao: "It's the first time I've seen someone speak so confidently about cheating food and drinking."

"Then you are not cooperating with me." Ji Yu scratched his hair and looked at the camera, "Kids, don't learn."

Lu Huaiguang stretched out his hand to him: "Let's go and find today's food."

Gan Yan volunteered to stand up, "I'll go today!"

Ye Zhao glanced at him: "Are you going alone?"

Gan Yan nodded: "It's been so many times, I can handle it all by myself! Brothers just sit and wait for food!"

He said without waiting for the three of them to reply, and set off arrogantly.

Ye Zhao opened his mouth: "I just wanted to ask him what he would do if he saw a snake alone?"

Ji Yu comforted him: "It's okay, you will always run away, right? After all, it's human instinct."

Lu Huaiguang also agreed: "His physical fitness is not bad."

Ye Zhao: "...Your words make people even more disturbed."

Ji Yu sighed: "Well, actually, I'm not too relieved, this child is a bit reckless. Is this the first time parents let the child go out alone to buy soy sauce..."

Lu Huaiguang was a little confused: "I never bought soy sauce for my family."

Ji Yu: "It's just a way of saying that children go out alone to help the family do the shopping."

Lu Huaiguang fell into silence.

Ye Zhao: "Look at his expression, it means he never did this when he was a child."

Lu Huaiguang was about to speak when Gan Yan ran back screaming.

Ji Yu stood up nervously: "What's the matter? Did you see the snake again?"

Ye Zhao had already picked up the branch at hand and prepared to be on guard. Gan Yan scrambled and fled to his side: "Woo, Brother Ye, yes, yes..."

The director had already asked the snake-catching experts to check it out, Gan Yan finally straightened his tongue and spoke the remaining half of the sentence.

"There are savages!"

Ji Yu was the first to react, and looked at the director: "Do we have wildman hunters?"

Director: "...what do you think?"

Ye Zhao touched Gan Yan's forehead: "Have a fever?"

Gan Yan shook his head: "I really saw it! There is a figure! It's a big one! Come with me!"

Ye Zhao grabbed him by the collar and dragged him back: "If it's really a savage, are you going to deliver food?"

Gan Yan felt that what he said made sense, and silently picked up the wooden stick next to him and hugged it tightly: "I'm ready. Will the director team go with us? Then we won't be afraid of how many people there are!"

Ye Zhao: "..."

Ji Yu persuaded him: "It can't be calculated like this. If you think about it, if there is a fight, you hit the savage with a stick, and the savage's HP-10. The savage fights back and hits the camera, and our money-999999..."

Lu Huaiguang couldn't help laughing.

But saying so, everyone cooperated very well and followed Gan Yan to the place where he said he saw the savage.

There is a certain distance from where they usually forage, Ye Zhao looked at Gan Yan: "Why did you come here?"

Gan Yan rubbed his head embarrassingly: "I wanted to behave well and bring you something different and delicious, so I went to places I don't usually go..."

Lu Huaiguang suddenly squatted down and peeled off the grass: "There is a footprint here."

Ji Yu gestured with his own feet: "Oh, it's so big."

Gan Yan was even more convinced that he was right: "I'll just say it's a savage! Such big feet!"

Ye Zhao frowned: "Don't the footprints have patterns on the soles?"

Ji Yu shook his head: "Only the general shape."

Gan Yan pointed to the tree trunk and called out: "This! Look at this! Is it the trace of being cut?"

A few people leaned over to observe the traces on the tree, and it really looked like the traces left after being hacked.

Ye Zhao was very calm: "This is an uninhabited island, but no one has settled there. Maybe someone else came here to camp?"

Ji Yu tilted his head: "But these two traces look very new, director, are there only four of us on this island now?"

"Brother." Lu Huaiguang called him, "Look over there."

Just in front of them not far away, there was a curl of cooking smoke.

Ji Yu thought seriously: "Do you think the savages are hospitable? Can you share a bite of our meal?"

Ye Zhao moved his hands and feet: "I don't know whether to share food or not, but I should be very enthusiastic. After all, with so many of us, we really have enough food for the whole winter."

Gan Yan stretched out his hand tremblingly, pushed aside the tall grass at half a person's height, and saw the tent camp hidden in the woods.

The tense atmosphere disappeared, and Ji Yu commented: "The savage is quite modern."

Gan Yan tried to speak harshly: "They may have snatched this from the previous adventurers!"

A strong man close to two meters tall pushed aside the tent and came out, followed by a yawning makeup teacher.

Ji Yu: "...I know this teacher, he is a screenwriter teacher."

Gan Yan showed an incredulous expression: "This figure is a screenwriter teacher?"

Lu Huaiguang was also puzzled: "Brother, you have been with me all the time, how did you recognize all the teachers in the group?"

Ji Yu scratched his chin: "Even if I see you occasionally, I would say hello and say a few words..."

Ye Zhao: "It's been like this since before. I'll say you have the talent to be a scumbag."

"Hush—" Ji Yu stared at their professional-looking cooking utensils, "Let's see what they eat."

The director stood up: "Teachers, go back."

Gan Yan exclaimed, "They have canned food! Meat!"

The four of them kept a close eye on the director at the same time, approaching him step by step and forcing him back to the foot of a tree. Ye Zhao and Gan Yan blocked his escape route from left to right, while Ji Yu and Lu Huaiguang stood in front of him and stared at him. .

Ji Yu showed a villain's standard smile: "Director, how many cans do you think you are worth?"

When the people in the camp heard the movement, they came out to check, and the well-built screenwriting teacher looked at the group of people curiously: "Why did you come here, have you finished recording?"

The director stretched out his hand to him: "Bian, save me!"

The screenwriter teacher was a little confused, and cautiously did not make a conversation, and the makeup teacher also leaned over unsteadily: "Why are you bullying the director so arrogantly?"

Ji Yu hooked the director's neck: "Canned food, change director."

Lu Huaiguang added: "Canned meat."

The screenwriter teacher smiled wryly: "Director, I said before that if I don't give any meat, they will definitely protest..."

Director: "Don't make it sound like I'm the only one abusing them at this time! Didn't you also look forward to Teacher Ji's reaction when we were talking about scripts?"

Ji Yu smiled: "Are you satisfied with my reaction?"

The director felt that he dared not be dissatisfied with this situation.

The makeup teacher dragged a stool over, crossed Erlang's legs and shook the canned meat in his hand: "Want this? How much do you want? Let's make a price."

The four of them briefly exchanged eye contact, and it was Ji Yu who negotiated: "Twelve! The four of us eat meat for three meals a day!"

The makeup teacher shook his head: "He's not worth the price."

Director: "Oh."