Travel reality shows are not dating shows

Ji Yu is familiar with Weibo topic interaction, and he often enters his own chat to interact with fans.Ji Yu found a comfortable position and leaned back on the sofa, and instructed Lu Huaiguang to operate like a senior.

"Yes, search your own name, click on the one with Chaohua, why didn't you even pay attention to your own Chaohua?"

Lu Huaiguang blinked: "I don't know, Wu An didn't ask me to do this. My own account is handled by myself. Wu An said that I will deal with it as usual. When the time comes, he will play by ear and make things right for me."

Ji Yu felt that the job of Wu An's manager was really not easy, so he suddenly remembered and asked him in a low voice: "You... did you tell him that we are together?"

Lu Huaiguang nodded.

Ji Yu glanced at the staff who were still busy at the scene. Everyone didn't pay much attention to them, so he asked in a low voice, "Did he say anything?"

Lu Huaiguang: "He talked too much, and it's nothing important. Oh, by the way, he said he would tell my mother, and my mother called..."

Ji Yu's heart tightened: "Then, what did that aunt say?"

Lu Huaiguang: "She didn't say anything. She called me just now, and I asked her. Before she said that if I didn't bow my head and admit my mistake, she would never take the initiative to talk to me in this life. Why did she take the initiative to call me now? Is it? She hung up the phone."

Lu Huaiguang was a little helpless: "I don't know why she called."

Ji Yu: "..."

Don't you feel like a bit of a rebel?

Ji Yu was worried, and the director called out: "It's turned on, the two teachers should pay attention."

Ji Yu came back to his senses, first suppressed his messy thoughts, and opened the "Scenery along the way" super chat on his phone.

At this time, most of the people floating on the square's homepage are big fans of the two. If you click on the comments, you can see that other fans are working hard to increase the popularity of comments, just to send their sisters to the square's homepage.

A girl who traveled according to the route of the program played a long Jiugongge travel diary, and she was very attentive, and Ji Yu silently commented "excellent".

It's a pity that Witch Hunting Day is held every year, so she can only visit museums and the like now.

Ji Yu replied one here, and leaned over to read Lu Huaiguang's reply. Teacher Lu clicked on a rainbow fart that praised Ji Yu, the kind that Ji Yu himself would blush.He was not in a hurry to return, and looked at it seriously for a long time.

Ji Yu was a little embarrassed: "What are you looking at..."

Lu Huaiguang: "I'll learn how to praise my brother."

He was expressionless when he spoke, and he didn't look like he was joking.

Ji Yu confirmed it: "Are you joking?"

Lu Huaiguang laughed: "Well, how can I talk like this normally? I only say this when I need to praise you on important occasions...for example, during the award ceremony."

Ji Yu imagined that if Lu Huaiguang would blow rainbow farts to him at some awards ceremony, with exaggerated words and his serious expression, it might not take the next day to simultaneously occupy Weibo's trending searches.

Ji Yu tilted his head: "I think I'm a little drifting, and I don't think the last trending search is a big deal."

He also found the rainbow fart, and replied: "That's right, it's right here."

Lu Huaiguang smiled and replied below him: "That's right, it's Brother Yu."

"Everyone is praising the two older brothers, I'm here to praise the director, thank the director for bringing the two older brothers together! The older brother makes trouble and the younger brother is with him, a natural pair is the best match!"

Ji Yu raised his eyebrows: "How much money was charged to the director! Or did the director himself end? Brother, see if the director has a mobile phone?"

Lu Huaiguang immediately obediently stood up and stretched his head to look, and reported to Ji Yu: "Brother, he is holding a cell phone!"

The director raised his mobile phone to prove himself: "Don't talk nonsense! I'm just observing the situation!"

Ji Yu found a Lu Huaiguang emoticon pack and held it up in front of him: "Brother, I didn't even know you could have so many emoticon packs."

Lu Huaiguang glanced at it, and some of them were quite interesting. He was holding the potion with the words "give brother a glass of love potion", and he could even look in the mirror with "magic mirror, mirror, tell me, my brother loves it the most." People are me"...

Lu Huaiguang commented: "So is it me?"

What Ji Yu finds most interesting is Lu Huaiguang's double standard comparison series of long pictures.

such as--

Lu Huaiguang: "I'm a clean freak and can't share chopsticks with others."

While eating noodles at the Wizard's Spire, he used the same pair of chopsticks to feed Ji Yu first.

Lu Huaiguang: "I can't sleep in the same room as someone else."

In the glass room, Ji Yu was half asleep and rolled on top of him, but he didn't make a sound.

Lu Huaiguang: "I don't like to have physical contact with others."

The boat on Cat Island is on the road Huaiguang hugs Ji Yu and smiles happily.

Lu Huaiguang: "I don't need others to accompany me, I think it's more interesting to be alone."

Sticking to Ji Yu to watch movies together, sticking to Ji Yu to cook together, even sleeping in the living room together, they have to secretly drag Ji Yu's bed closer to themselves.

Lu Huaiguang touched his nose: "I thought no one would find out."

Ji Yu slapped his thigh: "This is that time! You insisted that I rolled on you! Obviously you dragged the bed secretly, look, Lu Huaiguang was discovered!"

Lu Huaiguang turned his head away guiltily and did not answer, Ji Yu squeezed his chin to turn his face back.

The two of you came and went and became angry from embarrassment, and they fought on the sofa.

Ji Yu was pressed on the sofa by Lu Huaiguang twisting his arms and turning his back. He lay on his stomach and called out: "Teacher Lu! Are you treating brother like this now? Are you bullying brother like this in front of the camera? Everyone, take a look, In private, Mr. Lu often, woo woo woo..."

Lu Huai had to slap his ass: "Brother!"

Ji Yu: "Oh!"

Lu Huaiguang laughed again, Ji Yu tried to move a bit: "Let me get up, brother, it's only 15 minutes in total, everyone is waiting."

Lu Huaiguang put the phone in front of him, and let go of one of his hands: "You go back like this first."

Ji Yu wanted to turn his head, but he fixed his head: "Teacher Lu, what are you doing, why are you restricting my personal freedom!"

Lu Huaiguang: "My face is a little red now, bro, wait a while before turning around."

Ji Yu: "Even if I can't see it now, I can always see it while they are filming."

Lu Huaiguang pressed him down, as if playing tricks: "It doesn't matter, anyway, I won't show it to you now."

Ji Yu had no choice but to continue replying like this, and it happened that someone asked him to take good care of Lu Huaiguang, and immediately complained to fans in the comments: "I can't control my brother, he is riding on me now!"

Lu Huaiguang was condescending, saw Ji Yu's phone screen clearly, followed immediately, and retorted in the comment section: "I don't, I'm obviously riding on your waist!"

What was originally a warm and warm Weibo post suddenly went on high speed, and the fans asked cautiously: "Is it convenient to talk about the positions of the two teachers now? If you are suspected of YHSQ, you don't have to reply!"

At that time, Ji Yu was launching a new round of turnaround campaign, so he didn't see this news at all.

So "we still don't know the name of the body position when lj flopped that day" was listed in Yoshimitsu Katawa's top ten unsolved mysteries.

Someone asked the two of them to go to many places together according to the arrangement of the program group. Is there any place they would like to go in particular?

Lu Huaiguang looked at Ji Yu, and Ji Yu scratched his hair: "I don't usually go out for travel, and I basically stay at home during vacations."

Lu Huaiguang was thoughtful, and replied directly: "Brother's home."

If it was the old Ji Yu, he should have started education with Lu Huaiguang at this time, but now...

Ji Yu also replied: "My brother's heart."

As an older brother, you can't lose even if you talk about coquettishness.

"Does no one think that ALL brother is also easy to knock? Let me list the characters for everyone. The cowardly and weak attack, the cold outside and hot inside, the wolf dog rapper attack, the depressing attack with high IQ, the pure white and black goddess (Sister Bai) I'm sorry), silly straight male attack..."

Lu Huaiguang didn't react at first, and after he slowly coded everyone into seats, his face turned black on the spot: "No one, no one!"

After he responded, the fans became even more excited: "My brother is jealous! Let's fight!"

There was a lot of noise on his side, and Ji Yu also found a "Three Tips for Teacher Lu" here.

1. Brother Yu likes to watch suspense, drink iced cola, and eat puffed food. I hope Mr. Lu will urge him to control the quantity, but he can also make him happy occasionally.

2. Brother Yu will not show his unhappiness on his face, but he will also be unhappy and wronged, and occasionally he has to coax him.

3. Brother Yu basically has no resistance to straight balls, and even less resistance to good-looking people.So, don't seduce him, fuck him right now!He won't blame you for committing crimes based on beauty!

Before Ji Yu had time to go back, he saw Lu Huaiguang's fans were unconvinced, and immediately made a "five tips for Mr. Ji", two more than theirs.

Ji Yu had a bad premonition.

Sure enough, after refreshing again, it became a battle of tips between two only fans, eight, ten, twelve...the number soared.

CP fans watched the fun with melons. Although the two families seemed to be arguing, in their eyes, it was all sugar.

Ji Yu clicked his tongue in amazement: "This can also cause quarrels... Now let's see who can say the most tips within 140 characters."

Lu Huaiguang: "Teacher Ji and the others posted a long Weibo."

Ji Yu: "Oh, the headline article also appeared."

Seeing that there was a quarrel, it was inconvenient for them to reply. Anyway, the time was almost the same, so they simply went offline.

The director looked at the two of them sadly: "Mr. Ji, didn't you promise me that you would help me look after Mr. Lu!"

Ji Yu blinked: "I promised you that I would help you to watch and prevent him from pissing off fans."

Others did not agree.

The director choked, and sighed helplessly: "Mr. Ji, you have changed, and you used to be embarrassed."

Ji Yu: "Hey, what was my identity before, what is my identity now, isn't it different?"

The director squinted at him, and Ji Yu laughed: "Anyway, you all know that, even if I hide it, Mr. Lu... Anyway, he is so righteous, I can let myself go."

The activity is over, but Lu Huaiguang is still scrolling through super chat, Ji Yu leans over: "Let's see, how many tips has it developed so far?"

Lu Huaiguang smiled: "I didn't watch that one, I was watching other ones, which are quite interesting."

"I may not even know when I was tempted, but they actually recorded it."

"Brother, that's how I looked at you."

Ji Yu looked into his eyes and laughed: "Yeah."

At least everything leaves a trace.