Travel reality shows are not dating shows
Chapter 66
Ji Yu and Lu Huaiguang brought Su Mi here, and everyone's attitude was very friendly at the beginning, but after they knew that there was a camera here, they really felt what it means to be passionate.
They need to help Su La replenish some daily necessities, and they have to pay on credit.
When Ji Yu opened his mouth, he was a little embarrassed: "Hey, it was Su La who said that you can pay on credit. Where do you live? Mark it on the map for us, and we will deliver water tomorrow!"
The stall owner waved his hand and smiled sincerely: "It's okay, it's okay, Sura can't run away, I just go to him when the time comes, oops, I have to trouble you to send it here."
Just as Ji Yu was about to thank him, the stall owner unexpectedly added: "Our folk customs are simple and we are a tourist attraction, so please pay on credit!"
Ji Yu: "..."
Why on earth are you so proficient in advertising!
The two made an excuse to put their things in the car and almost fled in despair.
Most of the time Lu Huaiguang is an expressionless and cold-faced wood when facing strangers. Ji Yu thinks he is quite good at communicating, but the enthusiasm of these stall owners is almost too much to bear.
Ji Yu sat on the co-pilot and struggled mentally, should they go down again to visit the stalls facing tourists?
Lu Huaiguang looked a little more relaxed than him: "Are you still going?"
Ji Yu sighed melancholy, if it was just a normal trip, he probably wouldn't go there anymore.But this is a recorded program, and they have the responsibility to show the style of this place well, and they must still participate in the rally.
Ji Yu took a deep breath, and he must go all out for his work!
"Let's go! Let's break into the Dragon Lake and Tiger's Den!"
Lu Huaiguang laughed: "Brother, stand behind me at that moment, and I will handle it."
Ji Yu looked at him suspiciously: "What are you going to do with it, you can't just blow him up, can you?"
Lu Huaiguang put on a cold expression: "That's it, if you don't answer, usually with my expression, others won't speak again."
"Don't say that your expression is quite intimidating." Ji Yu looked him up and down, and stretched out his hands to pinch his face, "But no, they are not ordinary people, what they care about is not you, but the camera. If you don't Just talk, and they'll play two hours of commercials in front of you."
Lu Huaiguang held his hand and looked at him straight in the eyes: "Brother, why do you keep pinching my face lately?"
Ji Yu felt that the atmosphere was a bit ambiguous, he glanced at the camera calmly, and laughed twice: "What's the matter, can't you touch it?"
Lu Huaiguang didn't let go of his hand: "No, I just feel...forget it, then I want to touch brother's face too."
"Cough cough." Ji Yu pretended to be serious and sullenly said, "What are you talking about, in broad daylight, is this the time to do this kind of thing?"
Lu Huaiguang nodded: "Oh, I'll go to your room to touch that night."
Ji Yu: "..."
Director: "Mr. Ji, I don't think this is easy to explain."
He froze for a while and silently looked at the director with sincere eyes: "There is a way to explain it."
Director: "Please tell me."
Ji Yu: "This episode won't be broadcast."
Ji Yu's eyes were sad, and he sighed silently in his heart, he knew why Lu Huaiguang agreed so simply when he said it would not be made public.
In Lu Huaiguang's eyes, non-disclosure is tantamount to not telling others that we are together, and we can get along as others want to get along.
This cabinet door can't be pressed at all!
Seeing that it was exposed, Ji Yu simply asked Lu Huaiguang: "Brother, do you remember that I asked you before, if someone asked if we were together, how would you answer now?"
Lu Huaiguang thought for a while: "Just say, I can't tell you yet."
Ji Yu covered his eyes and wailed, "Teacher Lu——"
In Lu Huaiguang's concept, there is nothing that cannot be said, only whether he wants to say it or not.Since Ji Yu didn't want to talk about it yet, Lu Huaiguang changed his words: "Then just ignore him, or it's none of your business."
Ji Yu leaned on the seat, feeling a little helpless: "Brother, you are really daring to speak out in every sense... If you talk like this, they will definitely say you are playing big cards!"
"I'm used to being said that too, and it's almost becoming a part of my character design." Lu Huaiguang didn't care very much, only now did he realize that the director and the camera are still there, and he gave them a strange look, "What do you guys do?" Still here? Brother, what should they do if they know?"
Director: "...We just found out, and if you really slipped your mouth, at least act a little flustered!"
Lu Huaiguang: "Why panic, it's just a slip of the tongue."
Ji Yu: "Well, I think this is something to panic about."
The two stared at each other.
Ji Yu looked at the director with a bit of a headache: "Cough, this..."
The director also sighed helplessly: "You don't plan to make it public yet, do you? I know, I know, I will help you guys cover a little bit."
Ji Yu shyly made a further request: "The usual interaction is also a little..."
The director was so angry that he wanted to take pictures of the table, but there was no one in the car, so he slapped the camera teacher's thigh: "You all know that there is a problem with the usual interaction! Can you pay attention to yourself! Do you think we didn't cover it up for you! I'll turn around I have to show you the one cut out of the first version, hey, the pink special effects look at each other in slow motion, I thought I was filming a blind date show!"
Ji Yu laughed awkwardly and was about to answer, the director glared at him: "Wait a minute, I haven't finished yet! You guys have made things worse for me recently, I just said that the more you look at it, the more wrong it is, and have a good blind date." The show is filmed like a wedding and honeymoon documentary! What the hell did I say, a good travel reality show!"
Ji Yu couldn't help laughing, it could be seen that the director had been holding back for a long time, complaining for a long time.
Lu Huaiguang quietly leaned into Ji Yu's ear and asked, "Is he angry?"
Ji Yu replied in a low voice: "A little bit, probably worried for us, you are not allowed to talk back, just listen honestly."
The director yelled: "You two are still whispering! Don't talk! Listen to me!"
Ji Yu immediately acted like a good student who listens carefully in class, Lu Huaiguang glanced at him with a smile, and followed his example and sat down obediently.
The director stared at them for a while, then was discouraged: "Hey, when I was finalizing the two of you, I was still looking forward to the wonderful chemical reaction between the two of you. It's interesting, who knew that the two of you would spark and lead the way, and it's only been a few episodes that the relationship is confirmed."
Ji Yu: "I tried my best, I really can't bear it."
Lu Huaiguang: "Can't bear what?"
Ji Yu covered his ears: "Look, Lu Huaiguang is like this, who can bear it."
Lu Huaiguang laughed: "Brother, I can hear you even if you cover yourself like this."
Ji Yu squeezed tighter: "I'm covering you to make you pretend not to hear me whether you heard it or not! Do you understand?"
Lu Huaiguang: "I don't know, because I can't hear it now."
Ji Yu: "..."
The director frowned and looked at them with disgust, opened the car door silently and walked down.
Whatever they want, they can do whatever they want, they can't control it, they can't hide it.
After taking two steps, the director turned back and said, "Turn around, you two must give me a big red envelope as a matchmaker."
Lu Huaiguang: "I can't hear you now."
Director: "... Cough, I'll say it again later when you can hear me, let's get down to business first."
Ji Yu put his hands down and listened carefully.
"I don't know if you have noticed that we did not interact with the live broadcast this time. The plane was delayed this time, and it should have been live broadcasted on the day of arrival. However, when we edited, we felt that the content was more likely to cause controversy, so we suspended it. "
Ji Yu: "To be honest, we completely forgot about it."
On the night of arrival, the two had just been together, who would have thought of the live broadcast.
The director sighed: "I guessed it, I guessed it, I mentioned this because we have seen that the limelight has almost passed recently, and it's time to start interacting. Tonight, in the Weibo topic of the same name of the show, the two of you airborne for 15 minutes, and the flop square Weibo on Weibo. Of course, we still have to shoot. We have announced this in advance, and there will definitely be fans controlling the scene. If you still see some controversial comments, just ignore them and don’t reply, you know?"
Ji Yu looked at Lu Huaiguang: "Do you understand, brother?"
Lu Huaiguang was at a loss: "Why are you all looking at me?"
Ji Yu: "Of course it's because only you are the most dangerous."
Director: "Hey, Mr. Ji, look at him. Oh, yes, there is one more important thing. We said before that there is no live broadcast in this episode because the local infrastructure is not good enough. Don't talk about it."
After explaining to the two of them, the director breathed a sigh of relief.
The two of them didn't go to the market anymore. They checked that the time was about the same, so they went back to look for Sura.
After hearing what they said, Sura laughed loudly: "Oh, I forgot, you have cameras! No one came here before. What kind of travel blogger? Anyway, he came with a camera. After she came, the people who came here A little bit more. Later, some people came to shoot documentaries, and the place gradually became lively, so everyone was so excited when they saw the camera."
Ji Yu shook his head and changed the subject: "We asked the elder, and he didn't know about the Goddess of Life, but he told us something like 'death and life coexist', and wrote us about death."
Seeing the moon-like symbol, Sura suddenly remembered: "Ah, I know this. This temple is very special. Its oracle is placed outside the temple. When I led the scholars before, they I read the oracle, and it seems to mean that people who don’t respect death must die, and there are some curses. But the goddess in it looks very kind, and I didn’t expect it to be so easy to mess with.”
Ji Yu: "..."
Are they really going to take guests to that kind of place?
Lu Huaiguang comforted him: "Brother, it's okay, people are mortal anyway."
Sura sneered: "Is there anyone who comforts people like you?"
Lu Huaiguang looked at Ji Yu helplessly, and Ji Yu patted Lu Huaiguang's shoulder: "I understand what you mean, as long as you understand it."
Ji Yu: "Tomorrow we will pay off the debt, and you may have to let the sheep go..."
Sura waved her hands in disgust: "I'm afraid you won't let it go! Wherever you want to go!"
Ji Yu laughed, and said to Lu Huaiguang solemnly: "Your brother, look at him, he is duplicity, you can't imitate him."
Lu Huaiguang also nodded solemnly.
They need to help Su La replenish some daily necessities, and they have to pay on credit.
When Ji Yu opened his mouth, he was a little embarrassed: "Hey, it was Su La who said that you can pay on credit. Where do you live? Mark it on the map for us, and we will deliver water tomorrow!"
The stall owner waved his hand and smiled sincerely: "It's okay, it's okay, Sura can't run away, I just go to him when the time comes, oops, I have to trouble you to send it here."
Just as Ji Yu was about to thank him, the stall owner unexpectedly added: "Our folk customs are simple and we are a tourist attraction, so please pay on credit!"
Ji Yu: "..."
Why on earth are you so proficient in advertising!
The two made an excuse to put their things in the car and almost fled in despair.
Most of the time Lu Huaiguang is an expressionless and cold-faced wood when facing strangers. Ji Yu thinks he is quite good at communicating, but the enthusiasm of these stall owners is almost too much to bear.
Ji Yu sat on the co-pilot and struggled mentally, should they go down again to visit the stalls facing tourists?
Lu Huaiguang looked a little more relaxed than him: "Are you still going?"
Ji Yu sighed melancholy, if it was just a normal trip, he probably wouldn't go there anymore.But this is a recorded program, and they have the responsibility to show the style of this place well, and they must still participate in the rally.
Ji Yu took a deep breath, and he must go all out for his work!
"Let's go! Let's break into the Dragon Lake and Tiger's Den!"
Lu Huaiguang laughed: "Brother, stand behind me at that moment, and I will handle it."
Ji Yu looked at him suspiciously: "What are you going to do with it, you can't just blow him up, can you?"
Lu Huaiguang put on a cold expression: "That's it, if you don't answer, usually with my expression, others won't speak again."
"Don't say that your expression is quite intimidating." Ji Yu looked him up and down, and stretched out his hands to pinch his face, "But no, they are not ordinary people, what they care about is not you, but the camera. If you don't Just talk, and they'll play two hours of commercials in front of you."
Lu Huaiguang held his hand and looked at him straight in the eyes: "Brother, why do you keep pinching my face lately?"
Ji Yu felt that the atmosphere was a bit ambiguous, he glanced at the camera calmly, and laughed twice: "What's the matter, can't you touch it?"
Lu Huaiguang didn't let go of his hand: "No, I just feel...forget it, then I want to touch brother's face too."
"Cough cough." Ji Yu pretended to be serious and sullenly said, "What are you talking about, in broad daylight, is this the time to do this kind of thing?"
Lu Huaiguang nodded: "Oh, I'll go to your room to touch that night."
Ji Yu: "..."
Director: "Mr. Ji, I don't think this is easy to explain."
He froze for a while and silently looked at the director with sincere eyes: "There is a way to explain it."
Director: "Please tell me."
Ji Yu: "This episode won't be broadcast."
Ji Yu's eyes were sad, and he sighed silently in his heart, he knew why Lu Huaiguang agreed so simply when he said it would not be made public.
In Lu Huaiguang's eyes, non-disclosure is tantamount to not telling others that we are together, and we can get along as others want to get along.
This cabinet door can't be pressed at all!
Seeing that it was exposed, Ji Yu simply asked Lu Huaiguang: "Brother, do you remember that I asked you before, if someone asked if we were together, how would you answer now?"
Lu Huaiguang thought for a while: "Just say, I can't tell you yet."
Ji Yu covered his eyes and wailed, "Teacher Lu——"
In Lu Huaiguang's concept, there is nothing that cannot be said, only whether he wants to say it or not.Since Ji Yu didn't want to talk about it yet, Lu Huaiguang changed his words: "Then just ignore him, or it's none of your business."
Ji Yu leaned on the seat, feeling a little helpless: "Brother, you are really daring to speak out in every sense... If you talk like this, they will definitely say you are playing big cards!"
"I'm used to being said that too, and it's almost becoming a part of my character design." Lu Huaiguang didn't care very much, only now did he realize that the director and the camera are still there, and he gave them a strange look, "What do you guys do?" Still here? Brother, what should they do if they know?"
Director: "...We just found out, and if you really slipped your mouth, at least act a little flustered!"
Lu Huaiguang: "Why panic, it's just a slip of the tongue."
Ji Yu: "Well, I think this is something to panic about."
The two stared at each other.
Ji Yu looked at the director with a bit of a headache: "Cough, this..."
The director also sighed helplessly: "You don't plan to make it public yet, do you? I know, I know, I will help you guys cover a little bit."
Ji Yu shyly made a further request: "The usual interaction is also a little..."
The director was so angry that he wanted to take pictures of the table, but there was no one in the car, so he slapped the camera teacher's thigh: "You all know that there is a problem with the usual interaction! Can you pay attention to yourself! Do you think we didn't cover it up for you! I'll turn around I have to show you the one cut out of the first version, hey, the pink special effects look at each other in slow motion, I thought I was filming a blind date show!"
Ji Yu laughed awkwardly and was about to answer, the director glared at him: "Wait a minute, I haven't finished yet! You guys have made things worse for me recently, I just said that the more you look at it, the more wrong it is, and have a good blind date." The show is filmed like a wedding and honeymoon documentary! What the hell did I say, a good travel reality show!"
Ji Yu couldn't help laughing, it could be seen that the director had been holding back for a long time, complaining for a long time.
Lu Huaiguang quietly leaned into Ji Yu's ear and asked, "Is he angry?"
Ji Yu replied in a low voice: "A little bit, probably worried for us, you are not allowed to talk back, just listen honestly."
The director yelled: "You two are still whispering! Don't talk! Listen to me!"
Ji Yu immediately acted like a good student who listens carefully in class, Lu Huaiguang glanced at him with a smile, and followed his example and sat down obediently.
The director stared at them for a while, then was discouraged: "Hey, when I was finalizing the two of you, I was still looking forward to the wonderful chemical reaction between the two of you. It's interesting, who knew that the two of you would spark and lead the way, and it's only been a few episodes that the relationship is confirmed."
Ji Yu: "I tried my best, I really can't bear it."
Lu Huaiguang: "Can't bear what?"
Ji Yu covered his ears: "Look, Lu Huaiguang is like this, who can bear it."
Lu Huaiguang laughed: "Brother, I can hear you even if you cover yourself like this."
Ji Yu squeezed tighter: "I'm covering you to make you pretend not to hear me whether you heard it or not! Do you understand?"
Lu Huaiguang: "I don't know, because I can't hear it now."
Ji Yu: "..."
The director frowned and looked at them with disgust, opened the car door silently and walked down.
Whatever they want, they can do whatever they want, they can't control it, they can't hide it.
After taking two steps, the director turned back and said, "Turn around, you two must give me a big red envelope as a matchmaker."
Lu Huaiguang: "I can't hear you now."
Director: "... Cough, I'll say it again later when you can hear me, let's get down to business first."
Ji Yu put his hands down and listened carefully.
"I don't know if you have noticed that we did not interact with the live broadcast this time. The plane was delayed this time, and it should have been live broadcasted on the day of arrival. However, when we edited, we felt that the content was more likely to cause controversy, so we suspended it. "
Ji Yu: "To be honest, we completely forgot about it."
On the night of arrival, the two had just been together, who would have thought of the live broadcast.
The director sighed: "I guessed it, I guessed it, I mentioned this because we have seen that the limelight has almost passed recently, and it's time to start interacting. Tonight, in the Weibo topic of the same name of the show, the two of you airborne for 15 minutes, and the flop square Weibo on Weibo. Of course, we still have to shoot. We have announced this in advance, and there will definitely be fans controlling the scene. If you still see some controversial comments, just ignore them and don’t reply, you know?"
Ji Yu looked at Lu Huaiguang: "Do you understand, brother?"
Lu Huaiguang was at a loss: "Why are you all looking at me?"
Ji Yu: "Of course it's because only you are the most dangerous."
Director: "Hey, Mr. Ji, look at him. Oh, yes, there is one more important thing. We said before that there is no live broadcast in this episode because the local infrastructure is not good enough. Don't talk about it."
After explaining to the two of them, the director breathed a sigh of relief.
The two of them didn't go to the market anymore. They checked that the time was about the same, so they went back to look for Sura.
After hearing what they said, Sura laughed loudly: "Oh, I forgot, you have cameras! No one came here before. What kind of travel blogger? Anyway, he came with a camera. After she came, the people who came here A little bit more. Later, some people came to shoot documentaries, and the place gradually became lively, so everyone was so excited when they saw the camera."
Ji Yu shook his head and changed the subject: "We asked the elder, and he didn't know about the Goddess of Life, but he told us something like 'death and life coexist', and wrote us about death."
Seeing the moon-like symbol, Sura suddenly remembered: "Ah, I know this. This temple is very special. Its oracle is placed outside the temple. When I led the scholars before, they I read the oracle, and it seems to mean that people who don’t respect death must die, and there are some curses. But the goddess in it looks very kind, and I didn’t expect it to be so easy to mess with.”
Ji Yu: "..."
Are they really going to take guests to that kind of place?
Lu Huaiguang comforted him: "Brother, it's okay, people are mortal anyway."
Sura sneered: "Is there anyone who comforts people like you?"
Lu Huaiguang looked at Ji Yu helplessly, and Ji Yu patted Lu Huaiguang's shoulder: "I understand what you mean, as long as you understand it."
Ji Yu: "Tomorrow we will pay off the debt, and you may have to let the sheep go..."
Sura waved her hands in disgust: "I'm afraid you won't let it go! Wherever you want to go!"
Ji Yu laughed, and said to Lu Huaiguang solemnly: "Your brother, look at him, he is duplicity, you can't imitate him."
Lu Huaiguang also nodded solemnly.
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