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Chapter 27 Selfie
Ji Yu looked at the time, only to realize that it was already two or three o'clock in the afternoon, and everyone hadn't eaten yet.
"Should I have a meal first when I go back? It happens that we have almost finished shopping in this half of the street, so we can visit the other half of the street in the afternoon."
Their glass house is right in the center of the Art Bazaar. They have just visited most of the shops on the east side, but they haven't visited the west side yet.
Bai Yuyao waved her arms: "Teacher Ji asked me to show you my skills this time, I can cook! You can just play outside!" It would be great if there were more love affairs!
Ji Yu laughed: "Then I'll trouble you, I'm finally relieved to have someone who can cook."
Lu Huaiguang: "Does brother actually not like cooking?"
Ji Yu choked for a moment, and he didn't dislike it. In fact, he was quite happy doing what he did, but Bai Yuyao said so, so he went along with the flow... How to explain this?
Bai Yuyao: "Well, of course Teacher Ji is willing to cook for Teacher Lu."
After hearing this, Lu Huaiguang reluctantly accepted the answer.
When everyone returned to the glass house, they almost didn't recognize it.On one wall, there is an extra diagram of cosmic celestial bodies, and many mysterious numbers that seem to make people feel that the brain is operating at a super speed are also marked.Another wall looks like it was done by many people, and it is full of different styles of shoes.The last side is the Night Walk of the Hundred Ghosts, where ghosts and ghosts emerge in endlessly.
Bai Yuyao took a deep breath: "It is said that anyone who is randomly caught in this market is a painter is true!"
Ji Yu scratched his chin: "How should I put it, I began to wonder if it's a good idea to allow everyone to paint freely. Against the backdrop of these three walls, our masterpiece is... unsightly."
Guan Mulin tried to comfort him: "Brother, don't think so, maybe, maybe the authors of these three paintings are also one of the best in this market!"
Ji Yu: "You mean that after we left, the painters in this market fought for the right to paint these three walls, a cruel duel that has never been seen before or since!"
Guan Mulin: "It's not so exaggerated..."
"Ahem." Bai Yuyao's eyes sparkled, "This is what art in life should look like. My teacher told me that there is only a thin line between real art and children's graffiti! Ah, I remembered again. When I was painting, I haven't picked up a paintbrush for a long time, even if I did, I could only draw and..."
Ji Yu: "Same as what?"
Draw fans!But how can this let you know, Bai Yuyao stammered and tried to save: "Tongtong... the same scenery! Ahaha, I can only draw the tree in front of my window."
Guan Mulin comforted her clumsily: "It's okay, sister, you can draw the tree in front of my window next time!"
Ji Yu knocked him on the head, pretending to be serious: "Really, it's outrageous to seduce the goddess to my house openly on the show!"
Guan Mulin quickly waved his hands, and pulled Ji Yu at a loss to explain: "Brother, I didn't mean that! I mean..."
Lu Huaiguang looked at Guan Mulin's tugging hands with Ji Yu, and couldn't help frowning, Guan Mulin's hair stood on end for a moment, it's over, Brother Lu is angry!
Guan Mulin wanted to cry but looked at Lu Huaiguang: "Brother Lu, I really didn't mean that."
"Pfft." Bai Yuyao couldn't help laughing to help him out, covering her cheeks shyly, "Oh, I'm going to feel embarrassed for you to say such things in front of me. Go see what's in the fridge."
Ji Yu yelled towards the kitchen: "Want to help?"
Bai Yuyao: "No need! Today I want you to enjoy a meal in a relaxed manner."
Don't worry about me, you just hurry up and fall in love!Leave the rest to mom!
The above is the inner declaration of a CP fan.
Ji Yu looked at Lu Huaiguang: "Do you want to write down the song first?"
Lu Huaiguang was stunned for a moment, a little surprised that he had seen through his mind: "I... how do you know?"
Ji Yu patted his chest triumphantly: "Who am I? I'm the most understanding elder brother of the younger brother Xiaolu. When you look at it, you seem to be absent-minded and full of other things. It's easy to understand."
Guan Mulin looked blankly at Lu Huaiguang's face that hadn't changed much, could it be that he couldn't read people's faces?Why can't he see what Brother Lu is thinking at all?
Lu Huaiguang: "Why did I become Xiaolu's younger brother again?"
Ji Yu: "It's pretty cute, it sounds like a deer."
Lu Huaiguang seemed dissatisfied with this title: "Deer eat grass, and I eat meat."
Ji Yu corrected him: "Either you eat meat or you are a carnivore. You are an omnivore."
Lu Huaiguang hummed softly, as if he was still a little unconvinced.
Guan Mulin: "..." I don't know what's going on, but I always feel that he can't get in the way of this atmosphere.
Guan Mulin wondered if he should go to the kitchen to help Bai Yuyao with work, but if he purposely went to be alone with her, would Brother Lu be unhappy?But staying here seems to be a hindrance...
There is no place for me in such a huge art fair.
Ji Yu called him suddenly: "Xiao Lin, come and help me make the bed again."
Guan Mulin almost burst into tears, I found my shelter!
Ji Yu was taken aback by his look, what's with this look like an abandoned puppy?
Lu Huaiguang took his instrument and went to write a song in a black room where no one was disturbing him. When he saw Guan Mulin following Ji Yu step by step, he confessed: "Wait for me, I'll be right back."
Ji Yu didn't turn his head back: "Don't worry, just write slowly, and I'll call you after dinner."
Lu Huaiguang quickened his pace and left.
Guan Mulin touched the cold sweat on his neck, feeling as if he was being targeted by Brother Lu.
There are only two rooms in the glass house, and Ji Yu and Lu Huaiguang had allocated one room to each other before, but now it seems a bit awkward.But this house is transparent, so it doesn't make much difference whether you sleep in the room or not.
Ji Yu dragged the beds of the two of them out of the room, and brought two new sets of beds from the director: "We put up a mosquito net before, the kind that can block the light, and let the girl use it? Let her sleep in the room In the living room, the three of us put together the bed in the living room, how about being a Datong bunk?"
Guan Mulin had no objection, it was up to him to decide.When putting up the mosquito net again, Bai Yuyao took a look, as if curious about how they made their own mosquito net.
Bai Yuyao tried her best to suppress the corners of her raised lips: "There's only a piece of glass between you, isn't there even a cloth?"
What is it called!You are not allowed to disappear from my sight even when you sleep!
Ji Yu made a haha: "Save the fabric, we will build you an all-round protection."
After the mosquito net was set up, the two were making the bed in the living room, and Lu Huaiguang also came over: "Is the room finished?"
Ji Yu raised his head: "Yes. Have you finished writing? The three of us are huddling together in the living room tonight."
Lu Huaiguang looked at the three bunks laid side by side, and glanced at Ji Yu with some hesitation: "Brother, I can't sleep with others..."
Guan Mulin paused in making the bed, was this the tone Lu Huaiguang used to ask people for?If this person wasn't Lu Huaiguang, he would have thought he was acting like a baby.
Ji Yu laughed: "I know, you sleep next to me, and I sleep in the middle."
Lu Huaiguang: "You can't sleep with others either."
Ji Yu was at a loss: "Why can't I?"
Lu Huaiguang was justified: "Don't you know? You will roll into someone else's bed. You rolled into my bed that time, and you are still pressing me..."
There was a loud noise of kitchen utensils falling from the kitchen, and Ji Yu was startled: "Are you okay?"
Bai Yuyao shouted: "It's okay, it's okay, don't worry about me! Keep going, I, I, I can bear it!"
Ji Yu was at a loss: "What can you bear...Xiao Lin, please help to find out what's wrong."
Guan Mulin took a step forward, and looked back as if he was dead: "Brother, then I'll go."
Ji Yu was even more surprised: "Why are they both so weird, why go to a kitchen and walk like death like home?"
Lu Huaiguang didn't answer, and took the opportunity to drag Guan Mulin's bed aside.
Ji Yu: "... You will make others think that you are isolated from others, hey, then let's separate."
"That's enough." Ji Yu moved the beds between the two of them by the same distance, and there was another loud noise from the kitchen, Ji Yu's eyes widened, "I'll go and see the kitchen."
As soon as Ji Yu turned around, Lu Huaiguang quietly moved his bed to Ji Yu's side, Ji Yu suddenly turned around, squinted at him, and said in a bad tone, "Brother—"
Lu Huaiguang silently looked to the other side, pretending that he hadn't done anything.
in the kitchen.
Bai Yuyao picked up the shovel that fell on the ground, bit her nails and fell into deep thought: "Press it on your body? Press it on your body! It's over, it's over, I'm standing upside down? Impossible! But thinking about it, it seems to be easy to knock, and it's easy for everyone. The indifferent younger brother just let the elder brother do whatever he wants hehehe... Hey, what should this CP be called, with the light and the dust! I'll go and see if there is Chaohua, if it's reversed, it's reversed, as long as it's good..."
Guan Mulin walked in: "Sister, are you alright?"
Bai Yuyao was so frightened that she dropped the shovel again: "When did you come here? Did you hear anything?"
Guan Mulin was taken aback by the movement, and looked at her cautiously: "I didn't hear anything, it seemed like I heard something like 'reversed'..."
Bai Yuyao: "Hey, I mean, I've been a little bit retrograde recently, and the shovel will fall to the ground if I burn a vegetable."
Guan Mulin laughed: "It's okay, this is all superstition."
Bai Yuyao looked at him lovingly, fortunately this is a silly straight man.
When Ji Yu went to the kitchen, he met two people bringing out the dishes: "Are you all right?"
Bai Yuyao waved her hands again and again: "It's okay, it's okay, the shovel just fell off."
When the dishes were on the table, Bai Yuyao raised her phone: "Hey, everyone show your face, let's take a selfie."
Lu Huaiguang seemed reluctant, Ji Yu hooked his neck and pressed him into the camera, Bai Yuyao pressed the shutter with a smile on her face, she was consummated!
Ji Yu smiled and let go of Lu Huaiguang: "My brother doesn't like to take pictures? I think you rarely post selfies."
Lu Huaiguang: "I don't know how to take selfies, they are all taken by Wu An."
Ji Yu: "So those photos that look like selfie angles are actually not selfies... I'm sad." It turns out that all the beautiful selfies he saved before were all taken by him...
Lu Huaiguang paused with his chopsticks, and looked at Ji Yu: "Then I'll take two pictures?"
He did what he said, and immediately put down his chopsticks and stood up to find a background to take pictures.
Ji Yu was taken aback, unable to laugh or cry: "At least you finished your meal."
Lu Huaiguang's selfie was extremely fast, and he came back after a few efforts.
Bai Yuyao was editing Weibo to post the group photo just now, and just refreshed: "Wow, Teacher Lu posted it on Weibo!"
Ji Yu hurriedly took out his phone to look at it, and Lu Huaiguang sent a selfie, the phone's front camera, without beautification or filters, even a little out of focus, but it looks good.Ji Yu kept it silently, and clicked on his comment area. Apart from a lot of groundhog calls and rainbow farts, the first popular one was Lu Huaiguang's own reply, "Teacher Ji asked me to post it".
Ji Yu: "..."
At the bottom is a string of "Thank you, thank you", Ji Yu almost didn't recognize these two words after reading it all the way.
"Should I have a meal first when I go back? It happens that we have almost finished shopping in this half of the street, so we can visit the other half of the street in the afternoon."
Their glass house is right in the center of the Art Bazaar. They have just visited most of the shops on the east side, but they haven't visited the west side yet.
Bai Yuyao waved her arms: "Teacher Ji asked me to show you my skills this time, I can cook! You can just play outside!" It would be great if there were more love affairs!
Ji Yu laughed: "Then I'll trouble you, I'm finally relieved to have someone who can cook."
Lu Huaiguang: "Does brother actually not like cooking?"
Ji Yu choked for a moment, and he didn't dislike it. In fact, he was quite happy doing what he did, but Bai Yuyao said so, so he went along with the flow... How to explain this?
Bai Yuyao: "Well, of course Teacher Ji is willing to cook for Teacher Lu."
After hearing this, Lu Huaiguang reluctantly accepted the answer.
When everyone returned to the glass house, they almost didn't recognize it.On one wall, there is an extra diagram of cosmic celestial bodies, and many mysterious numbers that seem to make people feel that the brain is operating at a super speed are also marked.Another wall looks like it was done by many people, and it is full of different styles of shoes.The last side is the Night Walk of the Hundred Ghosts, where ghosts and ghosts emerge in endlessly.
Bai Yuyao took a deep breath: "It is said that anyone who is randomly caught in this market is a painter is true!"
Ji Yu scratched his chin: "How should I put it, I began to wonder if it's a good idea to allow everyone to paint freely. Against the backdrop of these three walls, our masterpiece is... unsightly."
Guan Mulin tried to comfort him: "Brother, don't think so, maybe, maybe the authors of these three paintings are also one of the best in this market!"
Ji Yu: "You mean that after we left, the painters in this market fought for the right to paint these three walls, a cruel duel that has never been seen before or since!"
Guan Mulin: "It's not so exaggerated..."
"Ahem." Bai Yuyao's eyes sparkled, "This is what art in life should look like. My teacher told me that there is only a thin line between real art and children's graffiti! Ah, I remembered again. When I was painting, I haven't picked up a paintbrush for a long time, even if I did, I could only draw and..."
Ji Yu: "Same as what?"
Draw fans!But how can this let you know, Bai Yuyao stammered and tried to save: "Tongtong... the same scenery! Ahaha, I can only draw the tree in front of my window."
Guan Mulin comforted her clumsily: "It's okay, sister, you can draw the tree in front of my window next time!"
Ji Yu knocked him on the head, pretending to be serious: "Really, it's outrageous to seduce the goddess to my house openly on the show!"
Guan Mulin quickly waved his hands, and pulled Ji Yu at a loss to explain: "Brother, I didn't mean that! I mean..."
Lu Huaiguang looked at Guan Mulin's tugging hands with Ji Yu, and couldn't help frowning, Guan Mulin's hair stood on end for a moment, it's over, Brother Lu is angry!
Guan Mulin wanted to cry but looked at Lu Huaiguang: "Brother Lu, I really didn't mean that."
"Pfft." Bai Yuyao couldn't help laughing to help him out, covering her cheeks shyly, "Oh, I'm going to feel embarrassed for you to say such things in front of me. Go see what's in the fridge."
Ji Yu yelled towards the kitchen: "Want to help?"
Bai Yuyao: "No need! Today I want you to enjoy a meal in a relaxed manner."
Don't worry about me, you just hurry up and fall in love!Leave the rest to mom!
The above is the inner declaration of a CP fan.
Ji Yu looked at Lu Huaiguang: "Do you want to write down the song first?"
Lu Huaiguang was stunned for a moment, a little surprised that he had seen through his mind: "I... how do you know?"
Ji Yu patted his chest triumphantly: "Who am I? I'm the most understanding elder brother of the younger brother Xiaolu. When you look at it, you seem to be absent-minded and full of other things. It's easy to understand."
Guan Mulin looked blankly at Lu Huaiguang's face that hadn't changed much, could it be that he couldn't read people's faces?Why can't he see what Brother Lu is thinking at all?
Lu Huaiguang: "Why did I become Xiaolu's younger brother again?"
Ji Yu: "It's pretty cute, it sounds like a deer."
Lu Huaiguang seemed dissatisfied with this title: "Deer eat grass, and I eat meat."
Ji Yu corrected him: "Either you eat meat or you are a carnivore. You are an omnivore."
Lu Huaiguang hummed softly, as if he was still a little unconvinced.
Guan Mulin: "..." I don't know what's going on, but I always feel that he can't get in the way of this atmosphere.
Guan Mulin wondered if he should go to the kitchen to help Bai Yuyao with work, but if he purposely went to be alone with her, would Brother Lu be unhappy?But staying here seems to be a hindrance...
There is no place for me in such a huge art fair.
Ji Yu called him suddenly: "Xiao Lin, come and help me make the bed again."
Guan Mulin almost burst into tears, I found my shelter!
Ji Yu was taken aback by his look, what's with this look like an abandoned puppy?
Lu Huaiguang took his instrument and went to write a song in a black room where no one was disturbing him. When he saw Guan Mulin following Ji Yu step by step, he confessed: "Wait for me, I'll be right back."
Ji Yu didn't turn his head back: "Don't worry, just write slowly, and I'll call you after dinner."
Lu Huaiguang quickened his pace and left.
Guan Mulin touched the cold sweat on his neck, feeling as if he was being targeted by Brother Lu.
There are only two rooms in the glass house, and Ji Yu and Lu Huaiguang had allocated one room to each other before, but now it seems a bit awkward.But this house is transparent, so it doesn't make much difference whether you sleep in the room or not.
Ji Yu dragged the beds of the two of them out of the room, and brought two new sets of beds from the director: "We put up a mosquito net before, the kind that can block the light, and let the girl use it? Let her sleep in the room In the living room, the three of us put together the bed in the living room, how about being a Datong bunk?"
Guan Mulin had no objection, it was up to him to decide.When putting up the mosquito net again, Bai Yuyao took a look, as if curious about how they made their own mosquito net.
Bai Yuyao tried her best to suppress the corners of her raised lips: "There's only a piece of glass between you, isn't there even a cloth?"
What is it called!You are not allowed to disappear from my sight even when you sleep!
Ji Yu made a haha: "Save the fabric, we will build you an all-round protection."
After the mosquito net was set up, the two were making the bed in the living room, and Lu Huaiguang also came over: "Is the room finished?"
Ji Yu raised his head: "Yes. Have you finished writing? The three of us are huddling together in the living room tonight."
Lu Huaiguang looked at the three bunks laid side by side, and glanced at Ji Yu with some hesitation: "Brother, I can't sleep with others..."
Guan Mulin paused in making the bed, was this the tone Lu Huaiguang used to ask people for?If this person wasn't Lu Huaiguang, he would have thought he was acting like a baby.
Ji Yu laughed: "I know, you sleep next to me, and I sleep in the middle."
Lu Huaiguang: "You can't sleep with others either."
Ji Yu was at a loss: "Why can't I?"
Lu Huaiguang was justified: "Don't you know? You will roll into someone else's bed. You rolled into my bed that time, and you are still pressing me..."
There was a loud noise of kitchen utensils falling from the kitchen, and Ji Yu was startled: "Are you okay?"
Bai Yuyao shouted: "It's okay, it's okay, don't worry about me! Keep going, I, I, I can bear it!"
Ji Yu was at a loss: "What can you bear...Xiao Lin, please help to find out what's wrong."
Guan Mulin took a step forward, and looked back as if he was dead: "Brother, then I'll go."
Ji Yu was even more surprised: "Why are they both so weird, why go to a kitchen and walk like death like home?"
Lu Huaiguang didn't answer, and took the opportunity to drag Guan Mulin's bed aside.
Ji Yu: "... You will make others think that you are isolated from others, hey, then let's separate."
"That's enough." Ji Yu moved the beds between the two of them by the same distance, and there was another loud noise from the kitchen, Ji Yu's eyes widened, "I'll go and see the kitchen."
As soon as Ji Yu turned around, Lu Huaiguang quietly moved his bed to Ji Yu's side, Ji Yu suddenly turned around, squinted at him, and said in a bad tone, "Brother—"
Lu Huaiguang silently looked to the other side, pretending that he hadn't done anything.
in the kitchen.
Bai Yuyao picked up the shovel that fell on the ground, bit her nails and fell into deep thought: "Press it on your body? Press it on your body! It's over, it's over, I'm standing upside down? Impossible! But thinking about it, it seems to be easy to knock, and it's easy for everyone. The indifferent younger brother just let the elder brother do whatever he wants hehehe... Hey, what should this CP be called, with the light and the dust! I'll go and see if there is Chaohua, if it's reversed, it's reversed, as long as it's good..."
Guan Mulin walked in: "Sister, are you alright?"
Bai Yuyao was so frightened that she dropped the shovel again: "When did you come here? Did you hear anything?"
Guan Mulin was taken aback by the movement, and looked at her cautiously: "I didn't hear anything, it seemed like I heard something like 'reversed'..."
Bai Yuyao: "Hey, I mean, I've been a little bit retrograde recently, and the shovel will fall to the ground if I burn a vegetable."
Guan Mulin laughed: "It's okay, this is all superstition."
Bai Yuyao looked at him lovingly, fortunately this is a silly straight man.
When Ji Yu went to the kitchen, he met two people bringing out the dishes: "Are you all right?"
Bai Yuyao waved her hands again and again: "It's okay, it's okay, the shovel just fell off."
When the dishes were on the table, Bai Yuyao raised her phone: "Hey, everyone show your face, let's take a selfie."
Lu Huaiguang seemed reluctant, Ji Yu hooked his neck and pressed him into the camera, Bai Yuyao pressed the shutter with a smile on her face, she was consummated!
Ji Yu smiled and let go of Lu Huaiguang: "My brother doesn't like to take pictures? I think you rarely post selfies."
Lu Huaiguang: "I don't know how to take selfies, they are all taken by Wu An."
Ji Yu: "So those photos that look like selfie angles are actually not selfies... I'm sad." It turns out that all the beautiful selfies he saved before were all taken by him...
Lu Huaiguang paused with his chopsticks, and looked at Ji Yu: "Then I'll take two pictures?"
He did what he said, and immediately put down his chopsticks and stood up to find a background to take pictures.
Ji Yu was taken aback, unable to laugh or cry: "At least you finished your meal."
Lu Huaiguang's selfie was extremely fast, and he came back after a few efforts.
Bai Yuyao was editing Weibo to post the group photo just now, and just refreshed: "Wow, Teacher Lu posted it on Weibo!"
Ji Yu hurriedly took out his phone to look at it, and Lu Huaiguang sent a selfie, the phone's front camera, without beautification or filters, even a little out of focus, but it looks good.Ji Yu kept it silently, and clicked on his comment area. Apart from a lot of groundhog calls and rainbow farts, the first popular one was Lu Huaiguang's own reply, "Teacher Ji asked me to post it".
Ji Yu: "..."
At the bottom is a string of "Thank you, thank you", Ji Yu almost didn't recognize these two words after reading it all the way.
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