Travel reality shows are not dating shows
Chapter 26
The shops on the street look small, but the inside is full of space, which is much deeper than it looks from the outside.
Bai Yuyao had already lost her soul, she lay on the counter and sighed, "I want to move this counter away, so I can take a good look at it."
Guan Mulin took a closer look: "Aren't these all accessories? Don't you want to buy art?"
Bai Yuyao retorted: "Why can't jewelry be a work of art? What do you think is a work of art?"
Guan Mulin looked back at the alien shape made of soda cans at the door, hesitating a bit: "Like this?"
Bai Yuyao propped her chin and looked far away: "Hey, this is the gap between people. In my opinion, this is an environmental protection public welfare product, and the public welfare attribute cannot be equated with the artistic attribute."
Only then did Ji Yu and Lu Huaiguang walk in, and Bai Yuyao greeted him: "Mr. Ji, do you think that soda can is a work of art?"
"Wow." Ji Yu sighed, "This shape is too exaggerated, quite artistic."
Bai Yuyao pointed to the unique ornaments on the counter again: "What about this? Is it a work of art?"
Ji Yu: "That's right."
Guan Mulin was not convinced: "Teacher Ji is a nice person, of course he says yes to everything."
Lu Huaiguang glanced at the two of them: "Knowing that Mr. Ji is a good person, you two still embarrass him?"
The two fell silent, and the proprietress behind the counter laughed: "People here never say that our works are works of art, we usually call them-interesting gadgets."
Ji Yu laughed: "I really like that statement."
The proprietress nodded at the counter: "Let's see if there are any interesting gadgets you like."
Everyone scattered to check the products they were interested in. Lu Huaiguang caught a glimpse of a silver feather ring, and the proprietress showed it to him kindly: "It's very suitable for you."
He asked cautiously: "How much?"
The proprietress smiled and stretched out her palm: "89 art coins, no bargaining."
Ji Yu popped up from behind him: "We have 128 art coins left, we can afford it, do you want to buy it?"
Lu Huaiguang shook his head and put down the ring, and walked out of the shop, Ji Yu hurriedly followed: "Hey, what's wrong?"
Lu Huaiguang had already found a place, and took out the crescent moon to play, but was interrupted by Ji Yu, so he had to answer his question first: "Street performers earn some money, after spending it, you can't buy anything else."
Bai Yuyao also followed, "There's no need to save money. We'll go home for dinner later, and there's nothing else to spend money on. Oh, if it's really impossible, we'll secretly come to buy it tomorrow, why don't you come with us."
Ji Yu sighed: "We won't be able to come tomorrow, our card has already been charged, and their biggest grace is to allow us to buy a drink with our own money at the airport."
Guan Mulin: "Thank you two teachers."
Lu Huaiguang ignored them and started to play the music. What he played was the short piece of music just now, but it seemed that there was something more.
Guan Mulin listened carefully for a while: "The content of the song is getting fuller and fuller. Is he going to write the song here?"
Bai Yuyao: "I can't tell if it's full or not, but it sounds nice."
The melodious music attracted a lot of onlookers, and even the stall owner who just gave him the instrument showed his face: "Why do you..."
Lu Huaiguang: "I want to buy something, but I don't have enough money."
The stall owner looked at him eye to eye for a few seconds, then dug his pocket and gave him five art coins.
Lu Huaiguang took it solemnly: "Thank you."
Ji Yu covered his face: "Director, look at what you have forced the child into!"
Bai Yuyao was also heartbroken: "Isn't it okay if I spend money to buy it! I can hardly watch it anymore! The director asked me to spend money!"
Guan Mulin didn't dare to look at this scene: "I can spend it too! Otherwise, director, you can say an exchange rate!"
The director insisted: "...these are the rules."
Bai Yuyao dodged the camera and approached the director: "I advise you to be kind, director, you are not afraid of being scolded to death by Lu Huaiguang's fans after the broadcast!"
And us CP fans!We'll call you a stingy one too!
Director: "Don't tell me I'm under a lot of pressure, but I'm a director with artistic pursuits and professionalism! No way, no way!"
Ji Yu squatted beside Lu Huaiguang to persuade him: "Let's just buy this, I don't want anything. Or we take turns, buy what you want this time, and what I want next time, how about it? "
Lu Huaiguang stared at him for a while, finally lost the battle, and handed him the five art coins in his hand: "I'll give you all."
Ji Yu wiped away the bitter tears that did not exist, and led Lu Huaiguang back to buy the ring.
The proprietress was also dumbfounded by their quarrel: "Really, here, the chain is given to you, this ring can be worn around your neck."
Lu Huaiguang handed the ring to Ji Yu: "Brother, give it to me."
Ji Yu was a little dazed and didn't quite understand his logic: "Ah? How can I give you this? Originally, I bought this for you."
Lu Huaiguang persistently put the ring into Ji Yu's hand: "The money you paid is yours, so you have to give it to me."
Bai Yuyao couldn't stand it any longer: "Mr. Ji just wants you to give it to me! Just give it to me!"
Ji Yu silently put the ring on the chain, Lu Huaiguang lowered his head obediently, Ji Yu carefully hung the chain around Lu Huaiguang's neck, and asked uncertainly: "Is this all right?"
Although it seemed that he helped put on the necklace very normally, but the way everyone looked at him made him feel really stressed.
Bai Yuyao covered her mouth and let out a series of whimpers of unknown meaning.
Guan Mulin looked at her nervously: "What's wrong with you? Is your stomach uncomfortable?"
Bai Yuyao quickly shook her head, thinking that I was saying that if it was tied to a rope, it would be domesticated!The younger brother is clearly coaxing the elder brother to swear an oath of sovereignty!You're so good, Mr. Lu, the real person doesn't show his face, unfortunately I thought you were really a piece of wood before!
A Weibo post appeared in Yoshimitsu Kataha's chat that night.
@凯不动了呀了我吧: I want to tell the whole world about the real usage of Jiguang Kataba - what can be seen in the sweet shows of brothers and sisters is only Jiguang Kataba, and the details that are not broadcast are the ones that really knock me off head!
This is obviously a trumpet, no matter what other CP fans asked her, she didn't reply, but many people still believed that this sister was an insider of the program group.One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and CP fans were as excited as if they heard the official announcement. Each of them made up tens of millions of versions of the private relationship between brothers and younger brothers, and countless fanarts emerged in a short time.
All CP fans will remember this day, and thank you for the great contribution to the development of Yoshimitsu Kataha CP!
Bai Yuyao didn't know that she would have such a great achievement at this time, and they were stopped by a clown just as they walked out of the shop.
"Accept the challenge?"
Wearing a red and blue clown hat, a red polka-dot jumpsuit with a yellow background, and white face and red lips, the clown is quite eye-catching even in this place where weirdos frequently appear. Ji Yu was instantly dazzled by the bright colors. Dazed, he asked in a daze, "What?"
Lu Huaiguang grabbed him vigilantly: "Wait, brother, I feel that getting involved with this guy will be very troublesome!"
"It's outrageous!" The clown stomped his feet pretending to be angry, "I am the most interesting clown in the world! Today's goal is to capture this market! I want the world to know that even artists can only bend over in front of me." Lower your head and laugh!"
Ji Yu: "Isn't it okay to bend over and raise your head and laugh?"
The clown choked for a moment: "It's not impossible."
Ji Yu asked curiously, "What challenge are you talking about?"
The clown let out the standard villain laughter of "humming humming": "It's a battle for life and dignity! I will ask questions, if you can't answer... humming, I will brand you as a clown, From now on, you will be my younger brothers!"
Ji Yu saw that he spread out his palm, actually holding two pieces of Indonesia in his palm, the clown threatened: "I will paint it on your face."
Lu Huaiguang asked: "What if you lose? Your face is already covered with ink, and it doesn't make any difference if you add ink pad."
"Hahaha!" The clown laughed more boldly, "Do you know how I got this on my face? It's the curse of the previous clown! I have to fight for him now!"
Bai Yuyao commented: "Your character background is quite full."
Guan Mulin: "..." I always feel that I can't keep up with other people's rhythm.
The clown cleared his throat and showed a dagger: "Anyway, if I lose, I'll stab it in my stomach!"
Ji Yu couldn't help complaining: "So the battle between life and dignity is blocked, is it that we block dignity and you block life? It feels like you are at a disadvantage."
Clown: "It's a good thing you noticed it. Others should have been scared out of their wits by now, right? But this is how clowns survive! Listen carefully, you only have one chance, accept my test!"
"Xiao Fang dropped a rock, Xiao Ming picked it up and asked if it belonged to her, but she said it was her brother, why?"
Guan Mulin: "It turned out to be a brain teaser, because... because this stone belongs to my brother in the first place, and my brother lent it to Xiaofang?"
The clown laughed loudly: "Wrong answer!"
"Wow!" Guan Mulin only saw five fingerprints on his face, one of which was on his nose.
The clown laughed happily: "Really, we all know how such a boring answer can be given after a brain teaser!"
The remaining three saw Guan Mulin's end, and cautiously did not answer, the clown gradually lost his patience: "Hey, hey, if you don't talk all the time, you can treat it as an admission of defeat, this beautiful lady, what do you think is the reason? "
Bai Yuyao looked at his approaching palms, her face turned pale with fright, she bit the bullet and said an answer casually: "That's it... because Xiaofang wants to match brother and Xiao Ming! So let Xiao Ming take a stone to find brother! "
Guan Mulin couldn't help complaining: "This must be wrong, Xiao Ming and brother are both men, this..."
The clown ruthlessly announced: "The answer is wrong, but it is very creative! Don't worry about the beautiful lady, I don't want to hurt your face, please stretch out your hand."
Bai Yuyao stretched out her hand helplessly, and the clown gave a gentleman's salute and pressed five fingerprints on the back of her hand.
The clown turned his head to look at the two of them: "Oh, you don't have many chances left. Can you take your companion back from me? It's impossible unless I die, hahaha!"
Ji Yu tentatively replied: "Because Xiaofang is a hen?"
The clown's laughter stopped abruptly, and Guan Mulin suddenly realized: "Giggle!"
The clown couldn't believe it: "Why, I can't find my original brain teaser anywhere! Damn it, if this is the case, take my life away!"
The clown took out the dagger and stabbed him fiercely in the abdomen. Bright red blood flowed from his mouth, and he fell to the ground like a puppet whose soul had been sucked out.
There was silence.
After a few minutes, the clown raised his head with difficulty: "Why aren't you even scared!"
Ji Yu pointed to Bai Yuyao and himself: "We are both actors, we are too familiar with your technique."
The clown put away the knife angrily: "Ah, really, it's so boring, I'm leaving!"
Ji Yu watched him leave with a suppressed smile, and the clown suddenly turned his head: "By the way, that ink pad is easy to wash off, just rub it with some soap and it'll disappear! Don't worry, it won't hurt your skin!"
Bai Yuyao laughed: "He's still a very gentle Mr. Clown."
Bai Yuyao had already lost her soul, she lay on the counter and sighed, "I want to move this counter away, so I can take a good look at it."
Guan Mulin took a closer look: "Aren't these all accessories? Don't you want to buy art?"
Bai Yuyao retorted: "Why can't jewelry be a work of art? What do you think is a work of art?"
Guan Mulin looked back at the alien shape made of soda cans at the door, hesitating a bit: "Like this?"
Bai Yuyao propped her chin and looked far away: "Hey, this is the gap between people. In my opinion, this is an environmental protection public welfare product, and the public welfare attribute cannot be equated with the artistic attribute."
Only then did Ji Yu and Lu Huaiguang walk in, and Bai Yuyao greeted him: "Mr. Ji, do you think that soda can is a work of art?"
"Wow." Ji Yu sighed, "This shape is too exaggerated, quite artistic."
Bai Yuyao pointed to the unique ornaments on the counter again: "What about this? Is it a work of art?"
Ji Yu: "That's right."
Guan Mulin was not convinced: "Teacher Ji is a nice person, of course he says yes to everything."
Lu Huaiguang glanced at the two of them: "Knowing that Mr. Ji is a good person, you two still embarrass him?"
The two fell silent, and the proprietress behind the counter laughed: "People here never say that our works are works of art, we usually call them-interesting gadgets."
Ji Yu laughed: "I really like that statement."
The proprietress nodded at the counter: "Let's see if there are any interesting gadgets you like."
Everyone scattered to check the products they were interested in. Lu Huaiguang caught a glimpse of a silver feather ring, and the proprietress showed it to him kindly: "It's very suitable for you."
He asked cautiously: "How much?"
The proprietress smiled and stretched out her palm: "89 art coins, no bargaining."
Ji Yu popped up from behind him: "We have 128 art coins left, we can afford it, do you want to buy it?"
Lu Huaiguang shook his head and put down the ring, and walked out of the shop, Ji Yu hurriedly followed: "Hey, what's wrong?"
Lu Huaiguang had already found a place, and took out the crescent moon to play, but was interrupted by Ji Yu, so he had to answer his question first: "Street performers earn some money, after spending it, you can't buy anything else."
Bai Yuyao also followed, "There's no need to save money. We'll go home for dinner later, and there's nothing else to spend money on. Oh, if it's really impossible, we'll secretly come to buy it tomorrow, why don't you come with us."
Ji Yu sighed: "We won't be able to come tomorrow, our card has already been charged, and their biggest grace is to allow us to buy a drink with our own money at the airport."
Guan Mulin: "Thank you two teachers."
Lu Huaiguang ignored them and started to play the music. What he played was the short piece of music just now, but it seemed that there was something more.
Guan Mulin listened carefully for a while: "The content of the song is getting fuller and fuller. Is he going to write the song here?"
Bai Yuyao: "I can't tell if it's full or not, but it sounds nice."
The melodious music attracted a lot of onlookers, and even the stall owner who just gave him the instrument showed his face: "Why do you..."
Lu Huaiguang: "I want to buy something, but I don't have enough money."
The stall owner looked at him eye to eye for a few seconds, then dug his pocket and gave him five art coins.
Lu Huaiguang took it solemnly: "Thank you."
Ji Yu covered his face: "Director, look at what you have forced the child into!"
Bai Yuyao was also heartbroken: "Isn't it okay if I spend money to buy it! I can hardly watch it anymore! The director asked me to spend money!"
Guan Mulin didn't dare to look at this scene: "I can spend it too! Otherwise, director, you can say an exchange rate!"
The director insisted: "...these are the rules."
Bai Yuyao dodged the camera and approached the director: "I advise you to be kind, director, you are not afraid of being scolded to death by Lu Huaiguang's fans after the broadcast!"
And us CP fans!We'll call you a stingy one too!
Director: "Don't tell me I'm under a lot of pressure, but I'm a director with artistic pursuits and professionalism! No way, no way!"
Ji Yu squatted beside Lu Huaiguang to persuade him: "Let's just buy this, I don't want anything. Or we take turns, buy what you want this time, and what I want next time, how about it? "
Lu Huaiguang stared at him for a while, finally lost the battle, and handed him the five art coins in his hand: "I'll give you all."
Ji Yu wiped away the bitter tears that did not exist, and led Lu Huaiguang back to buy the ring.
The proprietress was also dumbfounded by their quarrel: "Really, here, the chain is given to you, this ring can be worn around your neck."
Lu Huaiguang handed the ring to Ji Yu: "Brother, give it to me."
Ji Yu was a little dazed and didn't quite understand his logic: "Ah? How can I give you this? Originally, I bought this for you."
Lu Huaiguang persistently put the ring into Ji Yu's hand: "The money you paid is yours, so you have to give it to me."
Bai Yuyao couldn't stand it any longer: "Mr. Ji just wants you to give it to me! Just give it to me!"
Ji Yu silently put the ring on the chain, Lu Huaiguang lowered his head obediently, Ji Yu carefully hung the chain around Lu Huaiguang's neck, and asked uncertainly: "Is this all right?"
Although it seemed that he helped put on the necklace very normally, but the way everyone looked at him made him feel really stressed.
Bai Yuyao covered her mouth and let out a series of whimpers of unknown meaning.
Guan Mulin looked at her nervously: "What's wrong with you? Is your stomach uncomfortable?"
Bai Yuyao quickly shook her head, thinking that I was saying that if it was tied to a rope, it would be domesticated!The younger brother is clearly coaxing the elder brother to swear an oath of sovereignty!You're so good, Mr. Lu, the real person doesn't show his face, unfortunately I thought you were really a piece of wood before!
A Weibo post appeared in Yoshimitsu Kataha's chat that night.
@凯不动了呀了我吧: I want to tell the whole world about the real usage of Jiguang Kataba - what can be seen in the sweet shows of brothers and sisters is only Jiguang Kataba, and the details that are not broadcast are the ones that really knock me off head!
This is obviously a trumpet, no matter what other CP fans asked her, she didn't reply, but many people still believed that this sister was an insider of the program group.One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and CP fans were as excited as if they heard the official announcement. Each of them made up tens of millions of versions of the private relationship between brothers and younger brothers, and countless fanarts emerged in a short time.
All CP fans will remember this day, and thank you for the great contribution to the development of Yoshimitsu Kataha CP!
Bai Yuyao didn't know that she would have such a great achievement at this time, and they were stopped by a clown just as they walked out of the shop.
"Accept the challenge?"
Wearing a red and blue clown hat, a red polka-dot jumpsuit with a yellow background, and white face and red lips, the clown is quite eye-catching even in this place where weirdos frequently appear. Ji Yu was instantly dazzled by the bright colors. Dazed, he asked in a daze, "What?"
Lu Huaiguang grabbed him vigilantly: "Wait, brother, I feel that getting involved with this guy will be very troublesome!"
"It's outrageous!" The clown stomped his feet pretending to be angry, "I am the most interesting clown in the world! Today's goal is to capture this market! I want the world to know that even artists can only bend over in front of me." Lower your head and laugh!"
Ji Yu: "Isn't it okay to bend over and raise your head and laugh?"
The clown choked for a moment: "It's not impossible."
Ji Yu asked curiously, "What challenge are you talking about?"
The clown let out the standard villain laughter of "humming humming": "It's a battle for life and dignity! I will ask questions, if you can't answer... humming, I will brand you as a clown, From now on, you will be my younger brothers!"
Ji Yu saw that he spread out his palm, actually holding two pieces of Indonesia in his palm, the clown threatened: "I will paint it on your face."
Lu Huaiguang asked: "What if you lose? Your face is already covered with ink, and it doesn't make any difference if you add ink pad."
"Hahaha!" The clown laughed more boldly, "Do you know how I got this on my face? It's the curse of the previous clown! I have to fight for him now!"
Bai Yuyao commented: "Your character background is quite full."
Guan Mulin: "..." I always feel that I can't keep up with other people's rhythm.
The clown cleared his throat and showed a dagger: "Anyway, if I lose, I'll stab it in my stomach!"
Ji Yu couldn't help complaining: "So the battle between life and dignity is blocked, is it that we block dignity and you block life? It feels like you are at a disadvantage."
Clown: "It's a good thing you noticed it. Others should have been scared out of their wits by now, right? But this is how clowns survive! Listen carefully, you only have one chance, accept my test!"
"Xiao Fang dropped a rock, Xiao Ming picked it up and asked if it belonged to her, but she said it was her brother, why?"
Guan Mulin: "It turned out to be a brain teaser, because... because this stone belongs to my brother in the first place, and my brother lent it to Xiaofang?"
The clown laughed loudly: "Wrong answer!"
"Wow!" Guan Mulin only saw five fingerprints on his face, one of which was on his nose.
The clown laughed happily: "Really, we all know how such a boring answer can be given after a brain teaser!"
The remaining three saw Guan Mulin's end, and cautiously did not answer, the clown gradually lost his patience: "Hey, hey, if you don't talk all the time, you can treat it as an admission of defeat, this beautiful lady, what do you think is the reason? "
Bai Yuyao looked at his approaching palms, her face turned pale with fright, she bit the bullet and said an answer casually: "That's it... because Xiaofang wants to match brother and Xiao Ming! So let Xiao Ming take a stone to find brother! "
Guan Mulin couldn't help complaining: "This must be wrong, Xiao Ming and brother are both men, this..."
The clown ruthlessly announced: "The answer is wrong, but it is very creative! Don't worry about the beautiful lady, I don't want to hurt your face, please stretch out your hand."
Bai Yuyao stretched out her hand helplessly, and the clown gave a gentleman's salute and pressed five fingerprints on the back of her hand.
The clown turned his head to look at the two of them: "Oh, you don't have many chances left. Can you take your companion back from me? It's impossible unless I die, hahaha!"
Ji Yu tentatively replied: "Because Xiaofang is a hen?"
The clown's laughter stopped abruptly, and Guan Mulin suddenly realized: "Giggle!"
The clown couldn't believe it: "Why, I can't find my original brain teaser anywhere! Damn it, if this is the case, take my life away!"
The clown took out the dagger and stabbed him fiercely in the abdomen. Bright red blood flowed from his mouth, and he fell to the ground like a puppet whose soul had been sucked out.
There was silence.
After a few minutes, the clown raised his head with difficulty: "Why aren't you even scared!"
Ji Yu pointed to Bai Yuyao and himself: "We are both actors, we are too familiar with your technique."
The clown put away the knife angrily: "Ah, really, it's so boring, I'm leaving!"
Ji Yu watched him leave with a suppressed smile, and the clown suddenly turned his head: "By the way, that ink pad is easy to wash off, just rub it with some soap and it'll disappear! Don't worry, it won't hurt your skin!"
Bai Yuyao laughed: "He's still a very gentle Mr. Clown."
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