[My English] Uncle, I just want to be a salted fish

"Yes, yes, uncle, I'm really sorry."

"Yes, yes, uncle, I won't be so impulsive next time."

The boy with dead fish eyes seems to be obediently lowering his head to accept the love education of the police uncle. Of course, he must ignore the yawns that this guy yawns from time to time.As soon as the "enemy" was dealt with, Kurosawa Jin, who was taken away by the police uncle who arrived quickly, had no time to take a shower, and the smell of instant noodles that he couldn't ignore at all overflowed the room perfectly.It's obviously just instant noodles, but the smell is unexpectedly attractive.

Officer Takagi swallowed quietly, smelling the scent, and decided to open a small stove to reward himself after work. After thinking about it, he really had nothing else to say, so he put down the file in his hand and said: "Ahem, black Mr. Ze. The enemy's physical examination has come out. Although half of his body was hit by concrete, but fortunately, his life is not in danger. After all, although it can be said to be self-defense, it will be more troublesome if someone is killed. This time the incident is almost like this , you can go back, don't be so impulsive in the future."

Scattered and stacked on the paper at Takagi's hand, the information of Kurosawa Jin was neatly printed in black and white in print——【Personality】named, strange force.

After sorting out the information in his hand, Police Officer Takagi opened his chair and was about to leave, but suddenly remembered something, he turned his head and said: "By the way, Kurosawa-san, the subsidy for your house should be paid in a few days. It can be approved, or I will send it to you now..."

"Takagi!! Another incident happened at Mihua Restaurant!" Police Officer Megure's rough voice came from outside the door, and Officer Takagi, who was suddenly called, smiled at Kurosawa Jin with some embarrassment, not knowing what to say.

The blue-haired boy still looked like he didn't care about anything, and waved his hands at Police Officer Takagi with fishy eyes: "Mr. Police Officer who upholds justice, don't waste your time on Uncle, although it looks like a waste house, but Uncle, I'm still... no, please pretend that I didn't say anything."

Takagi was taken aback by Kurosawa's chattering words, but he reacted immediately, said sorry in a hurry, and rushed out in a hurry.

He simply rinsed his hair with water in the bathroom, walked out of the Metropolitan Police Department, and the opened door was still swaying, and the panicked back of Officer Takagi could be vaguely heard.

The wobbly Kurosawa turned into an unmonitored alley with a clear goal, his back was facing the entrance of the alley filled with sunset, the golden pupils in the shadows were completely inconsistent with the sharpness of his aura.

"Umm, uncle, I know I'm cute... but it's a bit too much to follow after Mr. Police took me away. No matter how cute I look, uncle, I'm already a bird in my heart. Very salty uncle."

"Ah...Sorry...Kurosawa boy...Your name is Kurosawa Jin, boy, I didn't mean to follow you...No, no, I didn't follow...Uh...I..."

Kurosawa turned around curiously, and saw a tall and thin figure.A person whose skeleton should be big, but somehow weak and skinny.The deep eye sockets make the brow bone cast a terrible shadow on the face, and with the bright blue pupils, it looks like something out of a ghost movie.On the contrary, the fluffy blond hair unexpectedly shone with dazzling light.

The blond middle-aged man didn't seem to think about being discovered at all, he hesitated for a while, and finally gave up explaining.

"Say, young man, I have seen all your heroic feats before." The blond middle-aged man showed his white teeth heartily, "Young man, do you have no place to live now? Although my home I don’t live nearby, but at least I can open another hotel for you.”

"..."

"Young man?" The blond-haired middle-aged man, Yagi Toshinori, who was not in Olumite's state, slowly but obviously left a large drop of sweat on his face with a stiff smile.He also knows that his current state and the reason just now don't look or sound like a good person...

but…

I still want to make up for the mistakes I made because of my own mistakes! !

Kurosawa, who raised his head and stared at Tonori Yagi, was silent for a long time, until Tonori Yagi began to doubt life, and then silently looked away.

"Ah, excuse me then."

"Young man, I'm really not bad... Hey, unexpectedly... just agreed like this? Don't you even ask me about my identity?"

"Oh, what's your name?"

"Hachi... Yagi Toshinori."

"Okay, now we know each other, let's go."

"Eh? But Kurosawa boy, are you just following strangers casually like this?!"

"what?"

Kurosawa Jin gave a "tsk", took out what looked like a Yu-Gi-Oh card from his trouser pocket, and stuffed it into Yagi Toshinori's hand.The golden frame touching the palm of the card and the back seem to convey a relaxing and comfortable warmth. The angel with wings spread on the front is even more lifelike. Ordinary explanatory text... No, it may not even be a text.

"Well, this is my thank you to Yagi-san... Although it may not be as good as the wrongly printed blue-eyed white dragon, it is definitely a very precious card! It's not uncle, I want to eat it Baifan fooled it casually, the kind of toy cards played by little brats in roadside stalls! Absolutely not!"

The angry Kurosawa Jin immediately changed back to his sluggish look after he finished speaking, he scratched his slightly frizzed blue hair, and took the initiative to grab the somewhat dazed Yagi Toshinori's wrist.

"Well, uncle, I'm a terrible adult who is good at eating and waiting to die. I'm not polite at all. Since you said something like bowing down to my heroic figure, and also accepted my reward , you must be prepared to be brutally slaughtered by uncle!"

[Hmm...it's gone] Kurosawa Jin with dead fish eyes followed Yagi Toshinori step by step, and his face, which was usually full of salty fish, seemed to be a little more helpless.

【Hey, what...the hero of this world...】

Thinking back to the "Qi" he "saw" just now, Kurosawa Jin couldn't help but sigh deeply in his heart.

[The whole person is completely a rag doll, or the kind of rag doll that simply treats the surface, and the cotton wool inside is half empty and doesn't know how to mend it!Although the soul is so shining that you can't look directly at it, your body can't keep up! !Since you are a professional hero, you should treat the hero simply as a profession! !Wouldn't it be great to have a happy retirement? !A symbol of peace or something... Sigh...]

Although the waves in his heart are turbulent like a stormy sea, on the surface he still looks like a salted fish, talking about the delicious side dishes in Mihua Hotel along the way.

Then, when he was actually faced with a table of good food, the guy who was just thinking about eating his mouth was completely stunned.

"Hey, hey!! I thought this kind of...gulu...this kind of thing can conquer me, uncle?! I...I..." Kurosawa Jin, who threw himself on Yagi Toshinori, hugged Yagi Toshinori's waist tightly, using He yelled with all his strength.

"Boss!!! Please take care of me!!!——"