[My English] Uncle, I just want to be a salted fish

Blue sky, white clouds, sunshine.

The golden-eyed, blue-haired boy with listless dead fish eyes was walking home with two plastic bags full of instant noodles.

Kurosawa Jin, although the name itself has a strange feeling of "trying my best", but she is an "ordinary" junior high school student.

In this society full of [personality], he is a third-year student at Teidan Junior High School, a young man who is striving to become a member of the most outstanding hero high school in legend——Yoei High School!At this time, I have bought the rations for the next week and prepared to work hard for the upcoming entrance examination of Xiongying High School! !

So... No matter how you look at it, this abnormal and passionate background is not suitable for me at all! ! !

Kurosawa scratched furiously the blue hair that was curled up all over the place, and changed the two plastic bags from his left hand to his right hand.

Really...why no matter what the world is, there is no way to be a MADAO (uncle good-for-nothing) who retires and travels properly!

"Tsk." Thinking of the last face of the woman who should be called mother, Kurosawa Jin curled his lips, and his steps became weaker and weaker.Why don't you want your child to become a hero and follow the old path of her and her father who died early, but her eyes are full of brilliance for dying to protect others...

Obviously, he is the kind of guy who will talk about how you are after seeing his son become a hero in the afterlife world, and show pride on his face! !

This way, uncle, I can't justify not becoming a hero!asshole.

Tsk...a hero...

What interrupted the contemplation was a noise from the street. Kurosawa looked up, and a dazzling golden flash flew over the roof not far away. The exaggerated muscles of the manga style reflected unbelievably in the sun. .

"Oh!! All Mate!! It's Aul Mate!!" "Ah! I saw Aul Mate!!" The originally busy commercial street seemed to be paused. After the silence, the flowers exploded all of a sudden.

"No matter how many times I read it, I still think it's exaggerated. A mere human body can carry the hope of peace in the entire society." Kurosawa also followed the movements of the people and watched Olumet fly across the street.

Well, no matter what, there is still the necessary respect for heroes.

Shaking his head, Kurosawa Jin entered an ordinary apartment building with a plastic bag in his hand.The huge faded stand sign in the corridor was lying in a dusty corner, and the big characters of "Kurosawa Hero Office" could be vaguely seen under the dirty dust.He skillfully took out the key, and behind the rusty anti-theft door was a deserted and clean home, only a certain room looked messy - that was the only room that was a little angry.

Oh wow, I am living an ordinary life today.

But immediately, this beautiful fantasy was immediately broken by the ruthless reality.

Amidst the loud noise, Kurosawa Jin, who picked up the freshly soaked instant noodles, felt the floor under his feet begin to tremble horribly.

"Hey, isn't it, the slap in the face came so fast? Uncle, I just waited for the instant noodles to soak for 5 minutes with a very sacred attitude! Just about to eat the first bite of instant noodles It’s too disrespectful to the great god of instant noodles when this kind of thing happens, Xi Kexiu!” Kurosawa, who was holding the instant noodles, murmured resentfully.

Above the head, the ceiling that had already begun to crumble crashed down.

The hooded man who collapsed two or three houses stood in front of the messy ruins and laughed arrogantly, his sharp voice was like glass shards rubbing against a blackboard.

"You enemy!! I just saw Olumite in the next block! He will come back and defeat you soon!" A child who lost his parents at some point in the fleeing crowd shook his legs and said to him with tears in his eyes. The hooded man growled.

"Ahahahaha! Really? Brat?" The hooded man raised his hand to his ear and made an exaggerated listening movement, "Don't you know that your Olumite is chasing a serial killer!! How can you have time to take care of me? Ah ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha!"

As he said that, the place where the man in the hood should have been his left hand suddenly disintegrated into five black tentacles) (Hand, disassembled and reassembled to form a huge sickle: "But... the annoying little devil should just die!!"

"Hey. Isn't it unreasonable for you to demolish other people's homes without saying hello?"

The huge sickle suddenly stopped in front of the child's nose, and the scarlet eyes under the hood rolled around, but when he turned his head and saw the boy with some instant noodles hanging on his head, he couldn't help laughing out loud. .

"What are you cutting? I thought it was a professional hero, but it turned out to be just a child."

"Hey, don't underestimate children, idiot." The boy with dead fish eyes lowered his head and patted the dust, dirt and rocks on his body slowly, turning his head inadvertently and flashing the stabbing touch) (hand.

"After all, the ones who save the world are the legendary high school students. Well, although uncle, I'm still working hard."

"What nonsense are you talking about... Mmm!" The huge stone smashed hard behind the hooded man. I don't know if it was a coincidence, but it happened to be between the hooded man and the child.But now, the hooded man is not in the mood to pay attention to these little things.

The scarlet pupils suddenly constricted, and the hooded man took a step back subconsciously: "This...is a joke..."

Because right in front of him, the boy with instant noodles hanging on his head, who looked like he came out of a funny cartoon, easily picked up a full six steps with one hand.

The raised slender arms formed a huge contrast with the ferocious concrete that exposed the steel bars due to the collapse.The afternoon sun was shining from behind the boy, and the strong backlight effect made the boy's figure look like a silhouette.

"Sanduduo——!! Accept the punishment of the instant noodle god!!"