[Naruto] Stunning

There is about a week before the new year. Unlike the snowy Kitano Castle, the small town in the south of the Fire Country has just felt the chill.

In the largest izakaya in the town, a silver-haired young man sat at a table near the corner.Wearing a ninja costume, the pattern on the forehead is the symbol of Konoha.

The young man filled the glass with wine, and was not in a hurry to drink. He idly drooped his dead fish eyes, but secretly concentrated his energy to the extent that he could hear the noisy voices around him as clearly as possible.

Since ancient times, the places where news from all walks of life are most circulated are brothels, casinos, and taverns.

"Yo, isn't this Konoha's Kakashi-san? Alone?"

The man wearing the Tangnin village forehead protector suddenly came over to talk, with a smiling expression, he sat down next to the silver-haired young man.

"I'm Nakamura of Tangnin Village, I've admired you for a long time, Kakashi-san."

Kakashi didn't know why he was here, so he bent his head and crescent eyes, and said politely: "So it's Nakamura-san."

He said it was "originally", but in fact Kakashi, who has always had an excellent memory, didn't remember knowing this man named Nakamura.

However, regardless of whether the comer is good or not, Kakashi, the ninja from another village with unknown intentions, has his own way of dealing with it.

"Ah, it's already the end of December, and it's still a scene of greenery here, which is really surprising." Nakamura made such an opening remark, not caring whether the famous ninja at the same table was interested in his topic , Talking freely: "Unlike Beiye City at the end of the northern country, when I left a few days ago, it was covered with a piece of silver frost, and even the most cold-resistant plum blossoms withered due to the severe cold in Beiye. Speaking of which, this year The Songyang River is more unsettled than ever. It is said that in the past month alone, the sudden maelstrom has swallowed five or six passing cargo ships, and the residents along the banks say that there must be a water monster at the bottom of the river..."

Nakamura had met Kakashi several times before on the way to missions. As an ordinary ninja from the insignificant Ninja Village, he was usually too embarrassed to strike up a conversation with the famous ninja of the Great Ninja Village.Today, I ran into Konoha No. [-] Technician again, perhaps because of a sudden surge in my heart—I went to the same brothel as the famous Sharingan Kakashi, and maybe even slept with the same prostitute—— With such intimacy, Nakamura spoke to the first technician very naturally.

While talking, he couldn't hold back the excitement in his heart and let his eyes drift to the mask of the silver-haired young man next to him.

Pig nose, pig nose.

I really want to see it, I really want to see it.

Kakashi felt that the way this strange ninja looked at him was a bit like looking at exotic animals in a zoo.Moreover, his smile... no matter how you look at it, it's a little too weird!

Nakamura, who was unusually chatty, kept talking about some irrelevant things for more than ten minutes, until his companion called him behind him, then he stood up and bowed to Kakashi with unsatisfied intentions: "I am so happy to meet you today!"

...have no idea what he's trying to say.Kakashi blinked bewilderedly.

However, Nakamura turned back and smiled before taking two steps: "By the way, Kakashi-san, I know there is a very good house for traveling girls in the town. Although it is not as good as Lushui Street, there are one or two girls who can see it well. Do you want to go play together?"

...to be invited to a brothel by a ninja from another village.

Kakashi stared at him with dead fish eyes, and refused in a very gentlemanly manner: "No need, I still have tasks to do."

With great regret, Nakamura walked among his companions who were waiting for him.

After a while, the first technician finished paying the bill after a break and was about to go to the next destination. When he walked to the door of the izakaya, a word suddenly came into his ear that made him stop his steps suddenly.

The speaker was far away from him, and his voice was deliberately lowered. If Kakashi hadn't been straining his ears to listen to all directions, or if he had relaxed for a moment, he might not have heard this sentence.

To him, it is really not a good word, but at this moment, it is like a piece of driftwood encountered by a drowning man in the sea.

"...I heard that COPY ninja Hatake Kakashi has a pig nose hahaha!"

As soon as his footsteps turned, his figure was as fast as the wind.The silver-haired ninja held the speaker's shoulder, and the right eye under the forehead was aggressive: "Say what you just said again."

Nakamura was so frightened that he trembled and said in silence: "Ka, Kaka Kashi-san! No, no, no, no, it's none of my business!!"

The ninjas who had been listening to gossip around him hurriedly fled tremblingly, and the silver-haired ninja had no time to care about irrelevant people at this time.

Kakashi tightened his hand on his shoulder, frowned and repeated: "Say what you just said again."

"No, no, that's not what I said..."

"Say it."

"I I I..."

A cold light flashed in Kakashi's black eyes, and he raised one hand to caress his forehead, as if he was about to reveal Sharingan.

Nakamura's feet went limp, and his heart was about to die, so he simply closed his eyes and said, "Kakashi Hatake has a pig's nose!"

Kakashi's heart moved, and he continued to ask calmly, "Where did you hear that?"

"A prostitute in the Drunken House on Lushui Street said it!"

Nakamura finished speaking with his eyes closed, his body stiffened and he waited for the storm to come.After waiting for a long time, nothing happened.Finally, he couldn't help but opened his eyes a little, only to find that the hand holding his shoulder just now had been released at some point, and the silver-haired youth in front of him... had long since disappeared.

Actually... that's it?So... escaped a catastrophe?

Nakamura let out a heavy breath and collapsed on the chair.

——Hatake Kakashi has a pig nose.

When Lixiang was still in Muye Village, she often entangled the first technician.When eating, she is picky and picky, and she must bring the food she likes, and she will not touch the chopsticks if she doesn't like it.Princess Rika is a very serious meat eater.

Kakashi tried to persuade her to get rid of this bad habit, but unfortunately he was fatally rebutted: "If you can get rid of the bad habit of being late, then I will."

Li Xiang squinted her eyes triumphantly - she just said so after seeing that he would not change after death.

Kakashi paused: "...well, it's not necessarily a bad thing if a person has one or two bad habits." ——The morals are all over the place.

But in this way, when the first technician and the princess girl eat together, in line with the principle of "don't waste", they can only eat up the vegetables that she dislikes.

One day, the first technician finally couldn't take it anymore: "Princess, girls who only eat meat and no vegetables all day long will gradually become fat like pigs."

Li Xiang paused with her chopsticks and said in displeasure, "Are you scolding me?"

Kakashi said righteously: "Do you know that the body complements the body? It means that all the meat you eat will grow on your body." - baseless nonsense.

Rika's eyes widened as if hearing it for the first time: "Really?"

Kakashi nodded solemnly.

Then--

Li Xiang beckoned for the proprietress to order a plate of pig nose, and she pushed it in front of him without saying a word: "Is it to complement the shape? You eat a plate of pig nose every day, and if one day grows a pig nose, I will believe you. "

Kakashi caressed the twitching corners of his mouth.

Since then, whenever Kakashi has any complaints about Rika's various bad habits, the dead girl will make a pig-nosed grimace full of malice at him-it really doesn't have the elegant demeanor of a princess of a country!

The silver-haired ninja recalled the past in frustration. If he hadn't been traveling at full speed, he really wanted to put his hands on his forehead to drive such unbearable memories out of his mind.By the way, wipe off the cold sweat on the forehead.

Dew Street...

It turned out that he went to a place as far away as Kitano Castle.

Let's hope nothing goes wrong before he arrives.

— Pig nose.

But princess, can you give a hint in another way! ! !

The author has something to say: look, look, the whole chapter is about Kakashi!

PS: BW's children's paper, all the meat you eat will grow on your body! !

^(*￣(oo)￣)^←The protagonist of this chapter——pig nose