[Naruto] Stunning
Chapter 21 The First Technician Has a Pig Nose
The laughter of men and women filled the tea room like the cacophony of crows.These gossiping gangsters and ninjas are still talking about the "big ninja entertainment event" a few months ago with high spirits, and the leading man beams with joy and saliva when he speaks.
"The princess of the country of fire must have never seen many men, just a Konoha ninja will fascinate her so much!"
"Don't say that, Sharingan Kakashi is a well-known figure in every country!"
"It's a pity that he never shows his true colors to others. It's really curious."
Lixiang's heart skipped a beat.
"It's just a mystery, Nakamura-san, you can also wear a mask to attract the attention of the princess."
Nakamura—that is, the leading man, waved his hands with a respectful face: "It's okay, don't curse me, the ugly princess of the soup country is really hard to whet your appetite."
Hearing what he said, the prostitutes were laughing up and down.
"It is rumored that the princess of the Land of Fire is the number one beauty in the country." A ninja interjected, drunkenness climbed onto his face, which was as red as a baked sweet potato.
"Don't take it too seriously. It's too much to believe in rumors. Maybe she's an ugly princess on par with Princess Tang, hahahaha."
The people present laughed together.Of course, except for Rika, who was compared to the famous Ugly Princess of Yunokuni.
The aroma of pears makes my hands tremble, and I almost want to crush the jug and glass in my hand.Fortunately, everyone was busy making fun of her, and no one noticed her strangeness.
While persuading the drink, Kikyo jokingly said, "I don't know what kind of person that famous COPY ninja is, but if it's Mr. Nakamura, he will definitely steal the heart of our Princess of the Fire Kingdom."
……
...Rika felt that she was so stupid for sympathizing with Kikyo because of the Ezaki incident! !
To actually say such irresponsible words—even if she fell in love with Konoha's Maitekai, she wouldn't fall in love with this man named Nakamura, okay?
Rika's expression could not help but appear slightly distorted.
Nakamura raised his head and laughed, stroking Kikyo's slender hands back and forth: "I'm not interested in such a pampered daughter like the princess! As a man, if he could choose, who would marry such a woman who can't afford to offend?" Wife! It's better to indulge in the gentleness of Huazui House every day."
"That's right," someone echoed loudly, "Instead of marrying a domineering Buddha and going back to suffer, it would be a great pleasure to marry an understanding and lovely lady like Ms. Kikyo."
"So, as soon as the COPY ninja heard that the princess of the fire country said that he liked him, he ran away without saying a word!"
"Hahaha, even I couldn't help shedding tears of sympathy for the COPY ninja."
Laughter came and went, and when Li Xiang's face became more and more ferocious, someone forcefully concluded in a declarative tone: "I would rather marry a prostitute than a princess!"
bang-
Out of anger, Lixiang lifted the table and stood up.
The wine pots and cups and saucers were scattered on the tatami, the wine was spilled all over the floor, and the exquisite snacks on the saucers all ended up in a bad end.
The tea room was in a mess.
Bai Hezi came back to her senses and shouted, "Ling Lan, what are you doing!"
Rika's angry face was like a Yasha in the Shura field——The ninjas who came out of this kind of ninja village who could be crushed to death with a single finger of Konoha really made her extremely angry!
How dare you say that you would rather marry a prostitute than a princess. Which princess would fall in love with them? Either they have problems with their eyes or their brains!There is no third possibility!
I'm so mad, I'm so mad! ! !
"What's going on?" Probably hearing the sound, Kanai opened the paper door and stepped into the tea room and asked.Forget about ordinary guests, it is not a trivial matter to anger a ninja. With a group of helpless prostitutes and a dozen thugs in the Huazui house, they can only be slaughtered in front of the ninja, and there is no retaliation at all. room for.That's why she told Lixiang to be clever and well-behaved just now.
It's a pity that Lixiang has never been a well-behaved girl.
In the tea room, more than a dozen eyes fell on the girl with a ferocious face at the same time.
Lixiang took a deep breath, her face couldn't calm down no matter what, she shrank behind a ninja next to her, pointed to a corner of the wall and said, "There are cockroaches."
There was indeed a fat cockroach crawling along the base of the wall.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, Kikyo scolded: "It's just a cockroach, just talk about it, why such a big reaction? It scared me so much." He stroked his chest as if he was really shocked Undecided look.
"Haha, there's nothing wrong with girls being afraid of these ugly and disgusting bugs. It's disgusting to frighten Ms. Suzuran, I'll make it disappear from this world immediately!" Such dependence (pseudo), suddenly masculinity is overwhelming, said with the appearance of a flower protector.
The other ninjas also thought that "girls are afraid of cockroaches", and they smiled and appeased the prostitutes around them who looked pale and pretended to be weak.
Beauty always gets special treatment.
If a plain-looking girl says she's afraid of cockroaches—who cares about you!
Yuriko, as always, never let go of any opportunity to laugh at others: "A cockroach is so frightened, you are so useless, Lily of the Valley... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!" Jun flew to her hairpin suddenly, and Yuriko immediately fled and screamed again and again.
Rika gave a thumbs up to the understanding cockroach warrior in her heart.
After a period of confusion, Mr. Cockroach, who had made great achievements, was wiped out by a ninja with ninjutsu.While paying tribute to Mr. Cockroach, Rika was very disapproving, and used ninjutsu to destroy cockroaches-this kind of thing that shows off ninjutsu to ordinary people is only done by third-rate ninjas in Xiaonin Village.
However, all the prostitutes present clapped their hands in amazement and complimented, "Master Ninja is amazing!"-although such compliments are probably not sincere.
Rika twitched the corner of her mouth speechlessly.
Kano smiled and apologized to several ninjas, who all said that "it is the responsibility of ninjas to protect beautiful girls". ——Of course, it is their "responsibility" tonight to have sex with the beautiful girl later.
After Kano went out, Yuriko said that she would go back to her room to fix her makeup, and Kikyo also said that her sleeves were splashed with wine and she wanted to go back to her room to change, so they both left the table.Normally, under such circumstances, Rika is the most diligent in making excuses to leave the table, but today Rika stayed obediently in the tea room.
During the banquet, only Lixiang and a few low-level prostitutes were left.
The ninjas of Tango Country are talking about how big a millionaire Kado is, a spendthrift employer.
"I heard that Kadosang wants to recruit the rebellious ninja land in Wuyin Village recently."
The peach land will not be cut again... Lixiang vaguely felt that she had heard this name somewhere before, but she couldn't remember it for a while.
"That Onito Kirigakure who is proficient in silent assassination?" asked another ninja.
"Ah. Speaking of which, he is a man who covers most of his face like a COPY ninja, and no one has ever seen his true face." Nakamura said.
"If it's Konoha ninja Hatake Kakashi, I've seen his true face." Rika interjected coldly.
The ninjas looked at her in surprise.
"Miss Suzuran is telling the truth?"
Li Xiang shrugged, and said as if nothing had happened: "Not long ago when he came to Huazui House, I served him."
Low-level prostitutes seldom have the opportunity to come into contact with big shots, and Li Xiang, who was raised according to the standard of an oiran, often has to pour wine for dignitaries beside Kikyo and Yuriko.She said that she had seen the famous Konoha Jominin, and now that Kikyo and Yuriko are not here, no one of the low-level prostitutes present knows whether what she said is true or not.
Even if these words reach Kikyo and Yuriko's ears in the future, they will only think that she is boasting out of vanity, and at most they will be laughed at.
The gossip and curiosity of the Tango Ninja were quickly ignited, and he stared at Rika with bright eyes: "Miss Suzuran, please tell us, what does the COPY ninja look like under the mask?"
One of the top ten mysteries in the ninja world, it can't help but be exciting-if you know the truth one step earlier, won't you have something to brag about in your peers in the future!
Li Xiang tilted her head, as if recalling some unbearable scene, curled her lips and said: "That man has a pig nose, what a pity."
The author has something to say:
There is a girl in the dormitory who is very afraid of cockroaches. Every time she sees cockroaches, she jumps three feet and screams again and again (really not exaggerating at all).Mr. Cockroach crawled away quickly when he saw us, but when he saw her, he erected his small body and swaggered at her.I’m not gloating at all ╮(╯▽╰)╭PS: Kakashi-san’s next chapter will come out, please be patient╭(╯3╰)╮
"The princess of the country of fire must have never seen many men, just a Konoha ninja will fascinate her so much!"
"Don't say that, Sharingan Kakashi is a well-known figure in every country!"
"It's a pity that he never shows his true colors to others. It's really curious."
Lixiang's heart skipped a beat.
"It's just a mystery, Nakamura-san, you can also wear a mask to attract the attention of the princess."
Nakamura—that is, the leading man, waved his hands with a respectful face: "It's okay, don't curse me, the ugly princess of the soup country is really hard to whet your appetite."
Hearing what he said, the prostitutes were laughing up and down.
"It is rumored that the princess of the Land of Fire is the number one beauty in the country." A ninja interjected, drunkenness climbed onto his face, which was as red as a baked sweet potato.
"Don't take it too seriously. It's too much to believe in rumors. Maybe she's an ugly princess on par with Princess Tang, hahahaha."
The people present laughed together.Of course, except for Rika, who was compared to the famous Ugly Princess of Yunokuni.
The aroma of pears makes my hands tremble, and I almost want to crush the jug and glass in my hand.Fortunately, everyone was busy making fun of her, and no one noticed her strangeness.
While persuading the drink, Kikyo jokingly said, "I don't know what kind of person that famous COPY ninja is, but if it's Mr. Nakamura, he will definitely steal the heart of our Princess of the Fire Kingdom."
……
...Rika felt that she was so stupid for sympathizing with Kikyo because of the Ezaki incident! !
To actually say such irresponsible words—even if she fell in love with Konoha's Maitekai, she wouldn't fall in love with this man named Nakamura, okay?
Rika's expression could not help but appear slightly distorted.
Nakamura raised his head and laughed, stroking Kikyo's slender hands back and forth: "I'm not interested in such a pampered daughter like the princess! As a man, if he could choose, who would marry such a woman who can't afford to offend?" Wife! It's better to indulge in the gentleness of Huazui House every day."
"That's right," someone echoed loudly, "Instead of marrying a domineering Buddha and going back to suffer, it would be a great pleasure to marry an understanding and lovely lady like Ms. Kikyo."
"So, as soon as the COPY ninja heard that the princess of the fire country said that he liked him, he ran away without saying a word!"
"Hahaha, even I couldn't help shedding tears of sympathy for the COPY ninja."
Laughter came and went, and when Li Xiang's face became more and more ferocious, someone forcefully concluded in a declarative tone: "I would rather marry a prostitute than a princess!"
bang-
Out of anger, Lixiang lifted the table and stood up.
The wine pots and cups and saucers were scattered on the tatami, the wine was spilled all over the floor, and the exquisite snacks on the saucers all ended up in a bad end.
The tea room was in a mess.
Bai Hezi came back to her senses and shouted, "Ling Lan, what are you doing!"
Rika's angry face was like a Yasha in the Shura field——The ninjas who came out of this kind of ninja village who could be crushed to death with a single finger of Konoha really made her extremely angry!
How dare you say that you would rather marry a prostitute than a princess. Which princess would fall in love with them? Either they have problems with their eyes or their brains!There is no third possibility!
I'm so mad, I'm so mad! ! !
"What's going on?" Probably hearing the sound, Kanai opened the paper door and stepped into the tea room and asked.Forget about ordinary guests, it is not a trivial matter to anger a ninja. With a group of helpless prostitutes and a dozen thugs in the Huazui house, they can only be slaughtered in front of the ninja, and there is no retaliation at all. room for.That's why she told Lixiang to be clever and well-behaved just now.
It's a pity that Lixiang has never been a well-behaved girl.
In the tea room, more than a dozen eyes fell on the girl with a ferocious face at the same time.
Lixiang took a deep breath, her face couldn't calm down no matter what, she shrank behind a ninja next to her, pointed to a corner of the wall and said, "There are cockroaches."
There was indeed a fat cockroach crawling along the base of the wall.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, Kikyo scolded: "It's just a cockroach, just talk about it, why such a big reaction? It scared me so much." He stroked his chest as if he was really shocked Undecided look.
"Haha, there's nothing wrong with girls being afraid of these ugly and disgusting bugs. It's disgusting to frighten Ms. Suzuran, I'll make it disappear from this world immediately!" Such dependence (pseudo), suddenly masculinity is overwhelming, said with the appearance of a flower protector.
The other ninjas also thought that "girls are afraid of cockroaches", and they smiled and appeased the prostitutes around them who looked pale and pretended to be weak.
Beauty always gets special treatment.
If a plain-looking girl says she's afraid of cockroaches—who cares about you!
Yuriko, as always, never let go of any opportunity to laugh at others: "A cockroach is so frightened, you are so useless, Lily of the Valley... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!" Jun flew to her hairpin suddenly, and Yuriko immediately fled and screamed again and again.
Rika gave a thumbs up to the understanding cockroach warrior in her heart.
After a period of confusion, Mr. Cockroach, who had made great achievements, was wiped out by a ninja with ninjutsu.While paying tribute to Mr. Cockroach, Rika was very disapproving, and used ninjutsu to destroy cockroaches-this kind of thing that shows off ninjutsu to ordinary people is only done by third-rate ninjas in Xiaonin Village.
However, all the prostitutes present clapped their hands in amazement and complimented, "Master Ninja is amazing!"-although such compliments are probably not sincere.
Rika twitched the corner of her mouth speechlessly.
Kano smiled and apologized to several ninjas, who all said that "it is the responsibility of ninjas to protect beautiful girls". ——Of course, it is their "responsibility" tonight to have sex with the beautiful girl later.
After Kano went out, Yuriko said that she would go back to her room to fix her makeup, and Kikyo also said that her sleeves were splashed with wine and she wanted to go back to her room to change, so they both left the table.Normally, under such circumstances, Rika is the most diligent in making excuses to leave the table, but today Rika stayed obediently in the tea room.
During the banquet, only Lixiang and a few low-level prostitutes were left.
The ninjas of Tango Country are talking about how big a millionaire Kado is, a spendthrift employer.
"I heard that Kadosang wants to recruit the rebellious ninja land in Wuyin Village recently."
The peach land will not be cut again... Lixiang vaguely felt that she had heard this name somewhere before, but she couldn't remember it for a while.
"That Onito Kirigakure who is proficient in silent assassination?" asked another ninja.
"Ah. Speaking of which, he is a man who covers most of his face like a COPY ninja, and no one has ever seen his true face." Nakamura said.
"If it's Konoha ninja Hatake Kakashi, I've seen his true face." Rika interjected coldly.
The ninjas looked at her in surprise.
"Miss Suzuran is telling the truth?"
Li Xiang shrugged, and said as if nothing had happened: "Not long ago when he came to Huazui House, I served him."
Low-level prostitutes seldom have the opportunity to come into contact with big shots, and Li Xiang, who was raised according to the standard of an oiran, often has to pour wine for dignitaries beside Kikyo and Yuriko.She said that she had seen the famous Konoha Jominin, and now that Kikyo and Yuriko are not here, no one of the low-level prostitutes present knows whether what she said is true or not.
Even if these words reach Kikyo and Yuriko's ears in the future, they will only think that she is boasting out of vanity, and at most they will be laughed at.
The gossip and curiosity of the Tango Ninja were quickly ignited, and he stared at Rika with bright eyes: "Miss Suzuran, please tell us, what does the COPY ninja look like under the mask?"
One of the top ten mysteries in the ninja world, it can't help but be exciting-if you know the truth one step earlier, won't you have something to brag about in your peers in the future!
Li Xiang tilted her head, as if recalling some unbearable scene, curled her lips and said: "That man has a pig nose, what a pity."
The author has something to say:
There is a girl in the dormitory who is very afraid of cockroaches. Every time she sees cockroaches, she jumps three feet and screams again and again (really not exaggerating at all).Mr. Cockroach crawled away quickly when he saw us, but when he saw her, he erected his small body and swaggered at her.I’m not gloating at all ╮(╯▽╰)╭PS: Kakashi-san’s next chapter will come out, please be patient╭(╯3╰)╮
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