Give me back my fan! ! ! !

Impossible to have just one.

Having chickens = having lots of them = finding a coop = lots of eggs = perfect omelette.

So Madara straightened the chicken's head without hesitation, faced the chicken's eyes, closed them first, and then opened them suddenly.

Kaleidoscope writing wheel eye!

……

Madara followed the chicken who was walking back with his memory, and soon arrived at the backyard of a house. He reached out and grabbed the chicken that had been hitting the wall stupidly, looked around to make sure no one was there, and then jumped onto the fence. Into someone's backyard.

Then I was lucky enough to see the chicken coop directly, and after checking that there was no one around with my Sharingan, I dropped the chicken in my hand and unlocked its illusion.

The chicken sat on the ground and looked around confusedly. After seeing the feed not far away, it immediately got up and ran over happily to eat.

Madara bypassed the chickens and chickens all over the floor in the henhouse, and found nests of eggs without much effort. Although he was pecked by a few stupid chickens on the way, he still found the eggs.

Madara was happy.

He casually tore off the blankets that had just been washed and dried in someone else's house, and then drove the Susanoo to grab all the eggs from the chicken coop and put them in the blankets, wrapped the blankets and ran out immediately.

Not long after Madagascar ran away, a woman walked into the chicken coop with a basket, and then she was greeted by an empty chicken coop, and the basket fell to the ground with a frightened expression on her face.

Then the roar broke through the sky.

"Which heartless person steals eggs from someone else's house!!!"

Madara's footsteps paused, then walked back with his head held high.

He just borrowed it temporarily. Could it be that he, the Uchiha patriarch, can't afford to pay back a few nests of eggs?

……

"I'm back." With great difficulty, Tasha had two big bags hanging on her left and right elbows, and was holding a storage bag that was much taller than her. She finally took off her shoes and planned to go Check out the kitchen.

but……

She has to fix the kitchen door first.

She stepped back, lifted her foot to press the doorknob, and then carefully jumped back with one foot. After the door opened a little, she pulled back the foot that was pressing the doorknob, and immediately pressed her calf to prevent the door from opening. Because the reaction force bounces back.

Tasha tried her best to tilt her head, "Madara, are you doing well, I..."

After seeing the kitchen clearly, what Tasha wanted to say suddenly stuck in his mouth.

She didn't know how to describe the tragic image she saw...

There are black unidentified objects all over the floor, even on the table, on the chairs, in the cabinet, as long as there are places where the plates can be placed, they are all taken up, and Madara is facing her with his back facing her, driving the Susanoo...

Then he moved, and with a wave of his hand, he controlled Susano to carefully pick up an egg, and Susano's other hand was carefully holding the handle of the pan, the hand holding the egg, Gently holding the egg and knocking it carefully on the edge of the pan, the egg cracked a hole, and the egg yolk and egg white slowly slipped out of the egg shell, but the egg white was mixed with a few pieces of broken egg shell, spotted With a sharp look in his eyes, Kunai, who had been pinched in his left hand, made an instant move. With his superb skills, he picked out all the broken eggshells in seconds, and the perfect egg yolk and egg white fell into the pot.

Seeing that the eggs were successfully put into the pot, Madara didn't dare to relax and quickly picked up the two seasoning bottles next to them, sprinkled them into the pot respectively, then immediately picked up a small bowl of water and poured it in a circle, and then controlled the pot with the lid Susano almost covered the pot.

After waiting for a while, Madara lifted the Susanoo that was pressing the lid of the pot, and finally, a normal fried egg with no paste, no broken, no broken appeared in front of his eyes.

Tasha suddenly felt that he was about to cry...

What the hell... I just asked you to fry an egg... It looks like the kitchen is like a battlefield...

Madara turned her head, smiled at her for the first time, and said softly, "You're back? Put your things aside for now, come and try my fried eggs!"

That's right, she didn't put the things down first, and opened the door with her foot, which seems to have been going on for a long time...

Tasha quickly withdrew her foot, turned around and put the things on the left side of the kitchen door, then went back to the kitchen door and leaned in to look inside.

I only saw that while she was putting things away, Madara had already carefully put the fried eggs on the plate with Susanoo.

Tasha looked down at the unknown objects all over the ground, and turned his body so that Madara could jump out directly.

Madara jumped out holding the plate containing the omelette, as if she was afraid that the omelet would be spilled halfway, she tightly protected it with Susanoo's two palms.

Tasha: "..."

Shouldn't she let Madara fry eggs at home to exercise his housekeeping skills, seeing that he is almost nervous now...

Madara is now facing away from the kitchen, holding a plate with fried eggs, Susanoo has already taken it back with the Kaleidoscope Sharingan.

Because Tasha's height only reached Madara's chest, Madara lowered his head slightly, while Tasha raised his head to look at him, then took the plate in his hand, and looked left and right to see if there was a fork or something. She ate, but saw sharply where the gas stove in the kitchen behind Madara was, as if something had been knocked over, and the liquid in the bottle slowly flowed to the gas stove that hadn't been turned off yet.

Tasha opened his eyes slightly, grabbed the spotted collar without hesitation, and jumped out of the house in an instant with a teleportation technique.

Just when she ran out with Madara, she heard a huge explosion from the kitchen. The strong shock wave made their clothes and hair fly, and Tasha, who was standing in front of Madara, couldn't wait His face was burnt by Banana Heilong...

spot:"……"

Tasha: "..."

Tasha: "It's still blown up."

Madara: "Well..."

Fortunately, she was vigilant and didn't let him go to her house to fry eggs... Otherwise, it would be her house that was fried now...

"Don't be discouraged, the fried egg is still there, I'll eat it." Tasha found a fork out of nowhere, cut off a part of the fried egg and prepared to eat it.

She was already mentally prepared when eating, no matter how bad it was, could it be worse than his father's?

But she was quickly slapped in the face.

"How?" Madarame looked at her expectantly.

"Super unpalatable."

spot:"!"

"It's worse than your father's." He added another knife.

spot:"……"

"I'll make it for you in the future." Another stab.

Madara: "...Okay."

Chapter 5

Because the foreign ninjas were causing trouble in the area under the command of the Uchiha clan, Madara looked at the location of the reported foreign ninjas, frowned and called Tasha.

Tasha leaned over and looked at the map. That location was a bit troublesome. Although it was under the control of Uchiha, it could be considered within the range of Senju's command. If Uchiha didn't go, they would seem to be afraid of the Senju Clan.

So this time, the enemies are extremely jealous when they meet, and they must fight.

It's not clear if this is a coincidence or intentional.

Madara has already called some hidden guards with strong illusion skills, and ordered to catch a few ninjas who are going to cause trouble to use illusion to find out what's going on, and specifically told them to move quickly when arresting people, so that no one would run away or die.

"Why don't I catch it, and I'll call it number one with my chakra control power, and no one dares to call it number two." Tasha suggested.

"No, no, without you, I'm sure they won't see it." Madara vetoed it without thinking.

But it makes sense.

Just finished a ninjutsu before, let's try it with Senshou Banjian.

"By the way, where is Uchiha Shiba, why hasn't he come yet?" Madara looked at the team sent out to arrest people, and found that there was one person missing, and frowned in dissatisfaction

"Yes, sorry! Here I come!"

As soon as Madara's words fell, Uchiha Shiba rushed in, "Ten, I'm very sorry, the family didn't know why all the eggs in the chicken coop were lost, and I was very angry inside, so it was hard to appease her."

Madara swallowed back the scolding that had already reached her throat, and looked away a little guilty, but said unabated, "Forget it this time, be more careful next time."

"Yes, yes, the patriarch." Uchiha Shiba heaved a sigh of relief, unexpectedly the patriarch was so considerate.

Turning around and taking Tasha with Madara, who was about to set off, he paused when he passed Uchiha Shiba, and then said: "It just so happens that the affiliated family sent a lot of eggs, and I can't use so much by myself. When you come back, you go Get it from Quinci."

"Ah?" Uchiha Shiba was stunned for a moment before realizing it. When he was about to thank him, Madara and Tasha had already walked away.

"I didn't expect the patriarch to be so careful."

"Yes, yes, I usually have a gloomy face, but I really can't tell."

"Hahahaha, Zhiba is lucky."

Although Tasha had already walked some distance away from Madara, his sharp facial features still listened to the whispers of the clansmen behind him. After making sure that no one around was seeing him, Tasha stabbed Madara with his elbow.

"I really didn't expect the usually gloomy and cold patriarch to have such a careful side."

"To shut up!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

After joking with Madara a little, Tasha rushed to the battlefield in a good mood after seeing him in a rare embarrassment, and then the good mood quickly disappeared.

After arriving at the battlefield and breaking up those ninjas who caused trouble, as expected, they met Brother Qianshou and Senshou's ninjas, and the two sides fought again as expected.

Still according to the old configuration, Madara will face Hashirama, and Tasha will face Tobima.

Although Tasha often uses Tomona to try out new ninjutsu, Tobima, who also likes to study ninjutsu, does not admit much and often treats her as a test subject.

Tasha retreated abruptly to avoid the water escape that looked wrong, but because of the surprise attack at Feijian, the armor on his body was slightly stained.