Give me back my fan! ! ! !

You go home and fry the kitchen. "

spot:"……"

The legendary Uchiha genius Uchiha Madara is a kitchen killer who can fry the kitchen as soon as he cooks. So far, only Tasha knows the secret. You must know that his father made it for him before, and it was extremely difficult. eat.

So the legendary Uchiha genius Uchiha Madara lowered his proud head and ate silently with a bowl in his hand.

Because he really didn't have the face to order takeaway.

This is the pride of being a Uchiha.

As a Uchiha who can't even cook, he will be ridiculed.

So he caved.

Once again, Tasha successfully defeated Madara. After eating, he sent Madara to wash the dishes. He walked to the bookcase in the living room by himself, pulled out a few unfinished ninjutsu record scrolls, opened the drawer under the bookcase, and took out a box of colorful ninjutsu. He sat down on the sofa with his things in hand, spread out the scrolls and placed them on the glass table in front, opened the colored pencil box, took out a few colored pencils, and began to scribble on the table.

After Madara finished washing the dishes and packed up his things, he saw Tashafu scribbling something on the scroll on the table.

He didn't rush over, but first looked at her bookcase.

Although they are neighbors, because of his strict father, he is either training with his father or fighting with Tasha to increase his strength every day. It is the first time he has been neighbors at her house for more than ten years.

He probably looked at the books on the bookcase, they were all books that recorded all kinds of ninjutsu and phantom jutsu, and he even saw the secret scrolls of the Uchiha clan's forbidden and advanced ninjutsu that his father had backed up for her.

How inconsiderate it must be to place the secret scroll on the bookcase in the living room in such a big way, and it is still in a particularly conspicuous position. Speaking of which, why should the bookcase be placed in the living room? Her house is not small. Why not open a study room? ...

Madara took out a scroll from the pile of scrolls that was clearly separated from those record books, turned around, and saw Tasha's handwriting.

It says the 430th eighth ninjutsu to kill Senshou Feijian...

Madara held back the twitching corners of her eyes, put the scroll back, turned around and walked towards Tasha's place, mocking her as she walked, "Aren't you stupid to just randomly put the secret scroll my father gave you on the bookcase? And your self-created ninjutsu scrolls are actually placed there with big thorns, do you know that random people can write down your self-created ninjutsu and then..."

Suddenly Madara was like a duck being choked by its neck, and its words were cut off abruptly.

He was standing right behind Tasha, and at the height he was standing, he could clearly see the contents of the scroll spread out on the table.

Most of the records on the scroll are not words, but piles of stickman-like villains. These villains have lines painted with blue colored pens on their heads. He probably talks about the flow of chakra in the body, and In order to reflect the knot seal, she also drew five short lines that look like chicken feet on the position of the villain who needs the knot seal, reflecting the knot seal...

Fire Dune uses red colored pencils for special effects, Water Dungeon uses dark blue ones, and Earth Dungeon uses earthy yellow ones...

And at the end, she realistically drew the Q version of the villain who was beaten on the ground with crossed eyes and tongue sticking out, and there was a Q version villain who looked like herself but had no fried hair. He folded his hands on his chest and laughed triumphantly.

Uchiha Tasha, a genius of the Uchiha clan, is a ninja known for his speed and physical skills, but he likes to create his own ninjutsu, and he is a soul painter.

Madara thought he knew why she dared to put these things on the bookcase so boldly.

Damn, he wouldn't dare to practice with such a ghostly painting style!

"Ah? What did you just say?" Because she was very involved in creating (drawing) ninjutsu at the beginning, so she didn't hear what Madara just said, but based on her years of understanding Madara, she probably knows what he just said What, so she put on the Uchiha standard disdainful face again, "Are you stupid, the secret scroll your father gave me requires the writing sharing eyes of Sangouyu to see the contents inside, and the clansmen who can open Sangouyu, you Didn't my father give me a copy of this scroll, since this scroll is no different from the ninjutsu introductory tutorials sold in bookstores."

spot:"……"

It makes sense that he was speechless.

Chapter 4

After two weeks, Madara has been able to perfectly handle the business of the clan, and has also properly controlled the affiliated clans, and gradually he is no longer as busy as before.

When Tasha went to his house to look for him, he saw him sitting on the sofa, reading some documents in his hand.

Sensing Tasha's approach, he didn't lift his head, and asked, "What's the matter?"

Tasha went straight to his kitchen and put a box of eggs in his hand on the kitchen table.

"It's been two weeks, and Qianshou's side has almost recovered, and the war will come again soon."

Madara paused for a moment while flipping through the document, "En."

"I don't think you can deal with Brother Thousand Hands alone. I will go to the next war."

"No." Madara frowned.

Tasha was also a little unhappy, and said: "I'm not a kid who doesn't know anything. I was sent to the battlefield when I was five years old. I have been fighting for more than ten years. In terms of combat experience and overall strength, I am no worse than you. Why do you always let me stay in the clan? How afraid are you that no one will take over Uchiha after you die?"

spot:"……"

I'm afraid something will happen to you, idiot!

But after hearing what Tasha said, Madara also felt that he had done a little too much. She is indeed very strong. Without her assistance, it was really difficult for him to deal with Brother Qianshou alone. He wanted to protect her, but the way of protecting her seemed wrong. A woman like Uchiha Tasha has never been someone who needs to hide behind others and receive protection.

"Okay." Madara sighed, "You can go to the battlefield, but you have to act with me."

"no problem."

She is so witty!As long as she goes to the battlefield, let's see what reason Madara will use to snatch her round fan!

If Madara knew that she wanted to go to the battlefield just because she didn't want him to take away her tuanfan, he would definitely teach her a lesson with Huodun.

"Oh, that's right." Tasha went back to the entrance to put on his shoes, and Madara, who saw Tasha gone, looked up at her, waiting for her next words.

"I'm going out to buy ingredients and daily necessities for the past few days. I may come back later. Have you seen the box of eggs on the table? You go to the kitchen to start the fire, oil it, and break the eggs to fry. The two seasoning bottles on the left first Sprinkle the white ones and then the red ones, add a small bowl of water at the end, cover the pot and wait until cooked.” Tasha put on her shoes at the entrance and stood up, “I heard that such a simple fried egg can cost thousands of dollars. You can cook in Tejurama, but you can’t fry the kitchen, right?”

"Hmph, don't underestimate me, it's just an fried egg, I can make the most perfect!" Madara was dissatisfied with the bright suspicion on Tashana's face.

"Okay, okay, then I'm leaving, you fry slowly."

Madara watched Tasha go out, closed the door, turned her head and glanced disdainfully at the eggs on the kitchen table, then put away the documents, walked over to pick up an egg, walked to the frying pan, turned on the fire, and put Add the oil, break the eggs, add the seasoning, put in the water, and cover the pot.

In the end, Madara stared at the black lump on the table that couldn't be seen as an egg at all and remained silent for a long time...

He is a dignified Uchiha Madara and can't make an fried egg? ! !

Even that idiot Senju Hashima can do it!

No!He can't lose to Senshou Bashirama!

Madara rolled up his sleeves, took off the apron embroidered with the Uchiha family crest in the center, and tied it around his body. He picked up an egg again, fired it, poured oil, and broke the egg...

Then I smashed the egg because of too much force...

spot:"……"

Then his war with the eggs began.

The first one, black

The second one, beat all the eggshells in.

The third one, I forgot to add oil, the eggs stuck to it and I couldn’t get it off with a spatula for a long time.

Fourth, the egg yolk is broken, and the yellow liquid instantly occupies the other white parts.

The fifth one has already used chopsticks to stir the eggs in the pot.

Sixth, I forgot to turn on the fire. After everything was done, I opened the lid and found that it was not cooked at all.

He was so angry that his Sharingan was opened.

……

Madara reached for the eggs, but found nothing. He looked back and found that the box of eggs was empty, and the table was full of failed products that were either not cooked at all or black.

spot:"……"

He turned back to the refrigerator and searched the refrigerator from top to bottom but couldn't find an egg.

Just when he kept opening the refrigerator and froze and didn't know what to do next, he suddenly heard the crowing of a rooster. He looked back, and he didn't know which clan's chicken ran out. see.

chicken = egg = perfect omelette

As if feeling Madara's hot gaze, the chicken turned its head to look at Madara, "Huh?"

Then he walked away straight away.

Madarahara's figure in front of the refrigerator disappeared instantly, without even closing the refrigerator door.

In the end, Madara blocked the chicken that was looking for food in a relatively remote alley, with his hands crossed over his chest, and condescendingly looking down at the chicken with his Sharingan.

The chicken that was foraging looked up at him, then tilted its head strangely: "clack?"

……

Madara squatted down, grasping the foolish chicken that had been enchanted by the illusion with both hands, and studied it over and over again. After studying for a long time, he was confused and remembered that the chickens that Tasha said before were divided into males and females. The male that crows is the male that lays eggs. It's the mother.

Just now... I think I heard this chicken crowing...

Madara looked at the chicken in his hand in disgust.

No use at all.

Then he suddenly thought that there are no wild chickens in the clan, they are all domestic chickens, since domestic chickens