[Xie Di] The longest road I have traveled is your routine

indecent story

"Since when did you like me?"

"No.30 seven times. Take whatever you want."

"Just tell me, why are you so naive?"

"Say it again?"

"Hey, don't buy this flavor, it's okay if I don't say it, um."

"I'm going to check out, you get in the car and wait. Here are the keys."

"No, it's boring to be alone."

"Don't want to smoke secretly now?"

"I was like, uh. Did you fucking forget when I last had a cigarette?"

"That time?"

"Just that time, thinking about it makes me angry, I finally relaxed and saw you flirting with others, it seriously affected my smoking experience, understand?"

"Relax? After hiding for half a month, you lied to me about going out to play, and finally hooked up with a little girl downstairs at my house. Tell me to relax?"

"I didn't even have time to talk to her. I didn't even open my mouth. I was so innocent. I don't know if you had sex with that person."

"That's my assistant, what are you thinking all day long?"

"Then you let him go upstairs—hey."

"Wrap up your clothes, and I won't take you out if you wear this light next time."

"You really have nothing to do with him?"

"Of course there is."

"???"

"Labor relations. Retarded."

"Are you playing with me again? Seriously, tell me, um, when did you like me?"

"Really want to know?"

"Do you want to sign the overlord clause again? Then I don't want it."

"So if I didn't show up at that time, would you be abducted by the little girl and go home?"

"I didn't say that, you also have some problems in your mind?"

"Answer me, will you?"

"...That must be impossible. I rely on it. I don't think much about it."

"Ah."

"Drive well."

"Understood, I won't kill you twice."

"What is this? I can't have children."

"It's enough to have me."

"Whoa...that's crunchy. Can I have potato chips?"

"Eat less, don't go home and have nothing to eat."

"I know, auntie, it's too long-winded."

"...Do you remember when you just returned to China?"

"what?"

"At that time, you lived next door to Itachi. You were so young, you couldn't speak Japanese well, and you threw books out the window saying you couldn't learn."

"You know this as well?"

"I just went to his house to talk about something. But seriously, kid, aren't you a half-breed?"

"Probably not, I haven't seen my mother much, um... Hey, don't interrupt, did you have unreasonable thoughts about a pure child at that time?"

"I thought about it, but Itachi wouldn't let me, so I had to go around a bit, and even registered a stupid account."

"So that S&D is really you too?! No wonder he has been instilling in me the dangers of puppy love!!!"

"Stop yelling, save some energy and go home and yell. Speaking of which, did you really not doubt it when Hundred People Slayer appeared?"

"How do I know, you pretend so well."

"Ugh."

"Why are you sighing—hey, where are my keys?"

"Don't look for it, I'm carrying it with you. You should be the kid who can stumble twice on the same road."

"But I said, why do I feel that this Hundred People Slasher is so familiar, and the aura is so suitable."

"That's because you and I were meant to be together, idiot."

"Shameless, um."

"You can't say such things to the benefactor who provided you with notes."

"I just guessed..."

"Who else can it be except me? Can you think about it with your fingernails?"

"Then why didn't you lend it to me in the first place!"

"It's more fun when you beg me."

"...Going to take a bath, I need to digest, um."

"Are you sure you don't want me to come with you?"

"Go away, I want to think about it alone, and I will summon you when I remember any details."

"Oh. Can you think of what to have for dinner now?"

"I want pasta! I know that."

"Hurry up and wash."

"Oh!……"

"...can you stop humming?"

"It sounds good, what's the matter?"

"It's up to you. What do you think of now?"

"By the way! Then when we were in the bar, you planned it for the first time??"

"...Get out of here."

"what?"

"Am I so insidious in your heart?"

"It's hard not to let people think so..."

"That store is mine, everything else is a coincidence, I can't do such nasty things as drugging."

"Ah? Don't, don't be angry, I was wrong."

"A verbal apology is insincere."

"Well... don't touch that... Do you have any other secrets from me?"

"Secret, let me think about it."

"There are so many?"

"There are so many. If you are obedient, I will tell you one every day in the future, and I can still tell you for 80 years."

"That's a deal, eh."