When the Big Brother Dresses as a Cannon Fodder [Quick Transmigration]

On the way to find Zhuge Liang, Ding Xuan prepared some foolish words all the way, and when Zhuge Liang answered her words, she began to sell Cao Ang's Amway in a smooth manner.

She even imagined several reactions Zhuge Liang would have after listening to her words based on Zhuge Liang's character in history.

The first is to fly into a rage and walk away.

After all, at this time, Zhuge Liang, even though he was covered in clothes, was still a young man, and he was devoted to helping the Han Dynasty. Hearing her rebellious words suddenly, it would be considered self-restraint if he didn't poke her two holes with a sword on the spot very good.

The second type, Zhuge Liang was at his peak when he appeared on the stage, burning Bowangpo, and fighting with Confucian scholars, no matter which scene, future generations will talk about it.

Zhuge Liang is already fighting with the Confucian scholars, will he still pay attention to an unknown her?

Obviously not.

So Zhuge Liang is likely to use his sharp and poisonous words to make her feel ashamed. The famous scene of Zhuge Liang scolding Wang Lang to death is still there, and no one can say whether she is the next Wang Lang.

Both reactions are possible. Of course, with Zhuge Liang's mouth cannon, the second possibility is a little higher.

For this reason, Ding Xuan had already made a draft on the way here, and tried her best to have a countermeasure no matter how Zhuge Liang reacted.

However, what she never expected was that Zhuge Liang raised his eyebrows and looked at her quietly.

At this time, the morning sun was just right, and it fell on the branches in the yard, forming mottled halos one after another.

The halo dyed the contours of Zhuge Liang's face into a light warm color. His eyelashes were very long and curled up at the end of the eyes. When the sun fell, the eyelashes and the end of the eyes were dyed with a bewitching sense of amazement.

The eyes are shining, so beautiful.

But his temperament is not gloomy and evil. Sandalwood is rising around him, and the bamboo forest is lush behind him. Under the wide sleeves, the slender fingers have distinct knuckles.

His immortal energy spread from his temperament to his fingertips, and there was no place where it was not elegant and graceful.

Facing such a pleasing person, Ding Xuan suddenly understood that after Liu Bei paid homage to the thatched cottage three times, he directly promoted a man who was idle and had nothing to do to farm at home to be his military advisor.

You know, Xun You has been with Cao Cao for several years, and he hasn't been a military advisor yet.

This seems to come from the temperament of an exiled immortal above the nine heavens, which is too bluffing.

That kind of eyes lightly turned and saw through everything's delicate heart, not to mention asking her to pay three respects to the thatched cottage, she is willing to pay ten respects.

Who doesn't like someone who is good-looking and so smart?

Ding Xuan looked at Zhuge Liang, quietly waiting for his answer.

Zhuge Liang stood up and made a gesture of invitation to her.

Although this courtyard is quiet and elegant, it is the place where Zhuge Liang lives, so it is not suitable to talk in this courtyard.

Probably Zhuge Liang wanted to take her outside to talk.

Standing in the mountains, with the cool breeze blowing, the flowers and plants are fragrant, watching the sea of ​​clouds rolling in the distance, the mountains and rocks are picturesque, talking about the rise and fall of the country, and the change of dynasties, that is Zhuge Liang's style.

Zhuge then took his iconic feather fan and fanned the wind again and again, carrying the fairy wind, worrying about the country and the people.

Thinking so, Ding Xuan followed Zhuge Liang out of the yard.

Zhuge Liang stopped at the door.

Just this place?

It was quite different from the scene she imagined standing on the cliff.

However, the scenery here is also quite good, the wind blows, the clouds are surging, and the bamboo forest is rustling like a fairyland, only Zhuge Liang is there to talk about the truth.

Ding Xuan smiled and said, "Sir..."

As soon as the word "Sir" came out, Zhuge Liang retreated to the yard, and then closed the door heavily.

Ding Xuan: "..."

Zhuge Liang closed the door with great strength, and the little flowers growing around the door frame trembled a few times, swaying and falling on Ding Xuan's forehead.

Flying birds flitted through the bamboo forest, their voices were like frogs.

Cao Ang coughed lightly, his voice was particularly abrupt amidst the croaking of frogs: "Mother, this gentleman doesn't seem to like you very much."

"It's ok."

Ding Xuan picked off the little flowers that fell on her forehead, tiptoed slightly, inserted them on the door frame again, and said, "He will like it in the future."

Liu Bei asked Zhuge Liang to be rejected twice.

The first time she visited, she met Zhuge Liang. What an obvious qualitative leap.

She should be content.

Although Zhuge Liang had calculated that she was going to visit a few days ago, he deliberately moved from his home to the mountains to avoid her.

Although she found Zhuge Liang who didn't want to see her according to the positioning of Zhuge Liang in the portable space, after seeing her, Zhuge Liang invited him out of the door as soon as she said a few words.

But in her opinion, being able to meet Zhuge Liang for the first time was a great success.

In other words, Zhuge Liang has seen it, is it still far away to ask him to come out of the mountain?

Not far away decisively!

In the next few days, Ding Xuan knocked on the door to visit Zhuge Liang from time to time.

Sometimes when Zhuge Liang was in a good mood, he would open the courtyard door and talk to her for a few words. Whenever he heard her celestial phenomena, he would close the door with a snap.

The little flowers on the door frame were shaken down again.

Ding Xuan picked up the little flower with a good temper, and put it on the door frame again.

Calculating the time, it was time for Lu Bu to attack Liu Bei. After Liu Bei was defeated, he surrendered to Cao Cao and persuaded Cao Cao to attack Lu Bu.

Cao Cao was still hesitating whether to fight, so Lu Bu's subordinate Chen Gong threw an olive branch to Cao Cao, saying that he would cooperate with him to kill Lu Bu and take the city.

How could Cao Cao let go of such a cheap thing?

In addition, Lu Bu attacked Cao Cao's city again, Cao Cao no longer hesitated, and decisively fought Lu Bu to the end.

Cao Cao was so busy fighting that he didn't have time to pay attention to what she was doing.

When she left, she told Cao Cao that she would invite a great sage to come out of the mountain to pave the way for assisting Cao Ang in the future, so that Cao Cao would not bother her.

The battle of Wancheng turned the tide and turned defeat into victory, which completely refreshed Cao Cao's understanding of her, and Cao Cao no longer obstructed what she wanted to do.

Of course, except for the matter of retiring.

When she came out, she brought not only Cao Ang, but also Cao Hong, and many of her personal guards from Xudu.

She was well equipped, and the yellow scarf thieves didn't dare to attack her. The other princes and kings were fighting fiercely with their surroundings at the moment, so they didn't bother to pay attention to her.

Cao Cao was very relieved of her, so she had plenty of time to spend time with Zhuge Liang.

The weather was fine that day, Zhuge Liang went out for an outing.

He carried a bamboo basket on his back, as if he was going to go up the mountain to collect some medicinal materials.

When Ding Xuan saw it, he hurriedly followed Zhuge Liang, starting from King You of Zhou who lit a beacon to win praises and smiled, and talked about the stupidity of the Han Emperor and the misery of the people, so they revolted.

It is normal for dynasties to change, and there is no need for him to cling to the Han Dynasty.

Zhuge Liang stopped in his tracks and looked back at her, his eyes full of contempt for inadequacy and conspiracy.

Well, her level is far from Zhuge Liang's level, and her structure is not big enough. It was a mistake for her to persuade this Zhuge Liang who dedicated himself to the Han Dynasty and forcibly continued his life in the Shu Han Dynasty by himself. choose.

When Ding Xuan returned to the tent, he was so angry that he wanted to turn around and walk back to Cao Ying.

Cao Hong couldn't ask for it, so he packed up and saluted cheerfully.

On the other hand, Cao Ang frowned and said, "Mother, didn't you tell me that Daxian who doesn't have a weird temper won't be called Daxian?"

"Why didn't I say give up, and you stopped insisting?"

Ding Xuan was taught a lesson by a half-teenage boy, and she was very unconvinced.

Decided to kowtow with Zhuge Liang for a few more days.

Lie Nu is also afraid of pestering her husband, she doesn't believe it, she can't pester Zhuge Liang!

Ding Xuan didn't come alone, he brought Cao Ang, Cao Hong, and some personal guards who were good at serving people.

The personal guards brought the necessities of life, so she set up camp beside Zhuge Liang's yard.

There are wild game and delicacies in the mountains. Cao Hong is young and has a childlike heart. After hanging out with Cao Ang for a few days, he brought the young and mature Cao Ang to life.

The two of them raced and hunted in the mountains all day long.

Ding Xuan knocked on the door of Zhuge Liang's room as he couldn't finish the game, and asked him if he wanted it.

According to the usual practice, immortals don't need to eat, so Zhuge Liang, who is like an exiled immortal, would ignore her.

She knocked in vain.

After bumping into numerous setbacks, Ding Xuan is still not discouraged.

Liu Bei still pays attention to the thatched cottage. It has been several seasons from summer to winter. How long has it been for her? Spring is not over yet, so she is not in a hurry!

Thinking like this, Ding Xuan knocked on Zhuge Liang's door again.

Before Ding Xuan opened his mouth to speak, Zhuge Liang's faint voice came from the yard: "Madam is here."

This was the first sentence Zhuge Liang said to her since she was driven out of the yard by Zhuge Liang. Ding Xuan's fingers trembled slightly, and she almost couldn't hold the game in her hand.

After frantically picking up the wild game that she had accidentally dropped on the ground, Ding Xuan hurriedly said, "You are welcome, sir. I have opened the door for you."

Finally waited until this day, but fortunately she did not give up.

No matter how immortal Zhuge Liang is, he seems like a god descending from the nine heavens, but at this moment he is just a mortal.

Ordinary people need to eat and drink.

She surrounded Zhuge Liang outside the door for so long, and Zhuge Liang should have finished eating the food he brought up the mountain.

Ding Xuan hung the plucked game on the door, and went back to her tent next to her.

The bonfire was burning vigorously, Cao Hong tore off a chicken leg, handed it to Ding Xuan, and said, "That man still doesn't want to see his sister-in-law?"

Ding Xuan took the chicken leg and took a bite.

Charred on the outside and tender on the inside, it is extraordinarily delicious.

Cao Hong's barbecue technique has become more and more refined, and it is much more delicious than the food that was roasted like black charcoal a few days ago.

Ding Xuan said: "Hurry up, Daxian's temper has been worn down by me."

Cao Hong was noncommittal: "What great sage? I think my temper has been worn down by my sister-in-law."

"The temper of a literati is spoiled by people like sister-in-law."

Cao Hong raised his head and took a look at the prey he killed in the morning that Ding Xuan hung on the door. Thinking about the closed doors these past few days, he felt even more resentful towards the so-called "big sage" in the yard, and bit him hard. After taking a bite of the grilled chicken, he said disdainfully, "If you want me to say, you couldn't tell if his yard was set on fire."

Seeing that Cao Hong was in a hurry to eat, Cao Ang handed the water bottle to Cao Hong and said, "Uncle Hong, you can't go wrong with the person your mother likes."

"We'll wait a few more days."

Although Cao Hong was full of resentment towards Zhuge Liang because of Zhuge Liang's ignoring attitude, but under Cao Ang's comfort, he did not attack.

The guards also brought wine, Cao Ang poured a few glasses of wine, and went to respect Cao Hong with a smile.

The two drank wine happily.

Half a quarter of an hour later, the drunk Cao Hong started talking nonsense.

Cao Ang supported Cao Hong, sent him to the camp, and ordered his personal guards to take good care of him.

After the explanation, Cao Ang left the tent and returned to Ding Xuan's side.

The fire has been low for a long time, it is not as good as it was just now, Cao Ang added some more firewood, and while talking with Ding Xuan, he looked at the closed door.

After eating and drinking, everyone went back to their tents and went to sleep.

Only Cao Ang and Ding Xuan were left, together with a few personal guards.

Ding Xuan talked about the famous detective Conan of later generations: "There is only one truth! That is..."

Before she could finish her sentence, the door creaked and opened next to her.

Ding Xuan turned to look, Zhuge Liang was wearing a green shirt, standing under the moonlight with his hands behind his back.

The moonlight was bright, Zhuge Liang's phoenix eyes stretched out, his expression was indifferent, like a god descending from the clouds.

Ding Xuan had no doubts that if the night wind suddenly rose at this time, Zhuge Liang would be able to rise against the wind.

He was so good that he didn't look like a person in the mortal world.

Zhuge Liang said: "Madam."

Ding Xuan recovered from the astonishment, bent his eyes at Zhuge Liang, and said, "Mister is finally willing to see me?"

The world is always tolerant and very patient with beautiful women.

What's more, Zhuge Liang is a beauty who can be entrusted for life as a husband and sent thousands of miles as a minister.

Ding Xuan flicked the dust off her clothes, and stood up: "Sir, will you explain Chinese characters to me? Or talk to me about the world?"

Whether in history or in romance, Zhuge Liang is quite mythical.

Originally, Ding Xuan didn't believe in these illusory things, but when she went to visit Zhuge Liang, she realized that Zhuge Liang had figured out that she would visit him and hid in the mountains early. A cheat for the Shu Han to continue his life.

In such a small place as the Shu Han, he forcibly gave him the aura of a big country like a rainbow. The Wei State was several times stronger than the Shu State, but it only dared to defend and did not dare to fight recklessly.

Ding Xuan couldn't help thinking of a passage on Later World Online:

When the people of Sichuan were the most powerful, of course, they were the most powerful when Marquis Wu was in power-the Central Plains regime responded to Shu with a defensive attitude.

The world is so big, even for 5000 years in China, only Zhuge Liang can do it.

There is no need to beat around the bush when talking to this kind of plug-in.

He can pinch and count, and he knows the present and the past. When you stand in front of him, don't say anything. He already knows who you are and even the purpose of your visit.

Zhuge Liang picked up the game hanging on the door, looked at Ding Xuan, and said, "I brought the game for Mrs. Xie, Liang Yu prepared tea in the courtyard."

"If Ma'am is fine, you can have a drink or two."

Ding Xuan couldn't ask for more, and led Cao Ang into the yard.

After entering the courtyard, Cao Ang took the game from Zhuge Liang's hand with great winking without Ding Xuan's words, and began to pack it up.

Wild game has already shed its hair and cleaned its internal organs.

It didn't take Cao Ang much effort to tidy up.

Zhuge Liang lit a bonfire in the yard, and there was a table beside the bonfire with three cushions.

On the table is Zhuge Liang's brewed tea.

Zhuge Liang took a sip of tea, looked at Cao Ang who was nimbly roasting game, and frowned slightly.

Ding Xuan said: "Mr. is a great talent. It's hard to find in the world. It's hard to go against the will of the day. The general trend."

Zhuge Liang sipped his tea, looked at Cao Ang, and didn't speak.

Ding Xuan continued: "Sir, even if you have the ability to reach heaven and earth, you can know that the sky is easy, but it is difficult to defy the sky."

This was originally a line in a certain card game in later generations. Although it is a line, it fits Zhuge Liang very well.

Dedicated to death, he could have burned Sima Yi and Wei Jun to death, but the heavy rain completely extinguished his heart for the Northern Expedition.

Sitting in a wheelchair, he was ecstatic to see Wei Jun being rescued from the heavy rain. He slowly closed his eyes, and the feather fan fell lightly to the ground.

I can no longer beg for thieves in front of the battle.

The sky is long, it's so extreme.

It was his last sigh.

Knowing that the sky is easy and going against the sky is difficult is the portrayal of his life.

Zhuge Liang slowly raised his eyebrows, his eyes sparkled, looked at Ding Xuan, and said in a leisurely way: "The Dao is fifty, the Tianyan is fourty-nine, let's escape to one."

"I don't know that Liang is one of these escapes?"

Ding Xuan blinked.

Seriously, Zhuge Liang who doesn't turn back if he doesn't hit the south wall, and doesn't turn back when he hits the south wall.

Zhuge Liang knew the destiny, and it would be very unwise to persuade him from the perspective of destiny. Ding Xuan thought about it and decided to change his mind.

Ding Xuan picked up the teacup, took a sip of tea, and said, "I admire Mr.'s courage to do what he knows he can't do."

"Help the young master in danger, save the big man from falling, the monarch and his ministers will live in harmony, and will last for thousands of years."

"Since the Han Dynasty, there have been no peers, three generations and then No.1. No matter what kind of reputation, it is difficult to describe Mr. in case."

When a normal person hears these compliments, no matter how indifferent his emotions and anger are, his eyes will show a little bit of complacency, but Zhuge Liang still has that calm expression.

It seemed that what Ding Xuan said had nothing to do with him.

This is Zhuge Liang's pattern.

What he wanted was never a good reputation, let alone admiration. His pattern was beyond the reach of many courtiers in their entire lives.

Haiyan and river are clear, and the world is peaceful.

Ding Xuan put down the teacup, and said: "But if you go against the sky because of Mr., the Kyushu will be difficult to unify, the world will be in endless wars, and the people will suffer from displacement. Mister...how can you bear it?"

Zhuge Liang frowned unobtrusively.

Ding Xuan continued: "The king does not doubt his ministers, and his ministers live up to his king. Mr. is a model for all ages, so that the ministers and the king once again believe in the perfect harmony between the emperor and the minister."

"But even though Mr. Gong has made great achievements in the future, he still lives in the present age."

Zhuge Liang frowned, and his fingers clenched the teacup in his palm.

The water in the cup rippled, and Ding Xuan's sighing voice sounded in his ears again: "May I ask, sir, how many innocent bones are there to pile up such a wise man through the ages?"

The night wind suddenly blows, bamboo shadows dance and rustle.

The game Cao Hong hunted was very fat, and oily flowers exploded one after another on the bonfire.

Cao Ang kept flipping, his curled eyelashes cast a faint shadow under his eyes.

"I know that my husband looks down on me. I am not of the blood of the Liu family, let alone a descendant of an aristocratic family. But if I am a king, I will definitely do better than the emperor of the Liu family."

Cao Ang raised his head, looked at Zhuge Liang, and said, "The Emperor of Han is stupid, and all the heroes rise together, conquering endlessly, and there is no rooster crowing for thousands of miles."

"I've seen enough of these scenes, I don't want to see blood flow in rivers, and I don't want to hear the horns of the battle."

"I want to restore peace to the world and give the people a sense of stability."

"I know I'm very young, I don't understand anything, I don't know anything, but as long as my husband is willing to teach me, I will obey him in everything."

"I may not be a wise and powerful emperor like Qin Huang and Han Wu, but I can do what my mother said."

Cao Ang tore off a chicken leg from the roast chicken and handed it to Zhuge Liang.

The moonlight poured down like shattered jade shavings.

Cao Ang's eyes were shining brightly, and he said sincerely: "In time, if I still don't do enough, then in this world, the master can do what he wants, and I have no complaints."

The night wind blows past, stirring up Zhuge Liang's sleeves.

I don't know how long it took, Zhuge Liang finally took the chicken leg from Cao Ang.

Ding Xuan was overjoyed, and hurriedly asked Cao Ang to pay homage to his teacher.

Zhuge Liang said indifferently: "It's really not easy for the Cao family to have this son."

Ding Xuan was quite proud: "Sir, you are too polite. It's all because of me who taught me well, and it has nothing to do with that old man Cao Cao."

Zhuge Liang: "..."

What if I suddenly regret being Cao Ang's master?

Ding Xuan invited Zhuge Liang out of the mountain, and was so happy that he ate an extra chicken leg.

When Liu Bei invited Zhuge Liang, Zhuge Liang was already 27 years old. She was a few years earlier than Liu Bei.

Xu Shi followed different lords, Zhuge Liang didn't tell Cao Ang about dividing the world into three parts, but slowly said about the unification of the world.

The first step to unify the world is to attack close friends from afar, and deal with Liu Biao in Jingzhou first.

After Cao Ang heard this, he frowned and asked, "Father's soldiers and horses are fighting against Lu Bu. I'm afraid we won't be able to divide our troops to help us attack Jingzhou."

Ding Xuan was almost amused by Cao Angdan's words, stretched his long eyebrows, and said, "Ang'er, who do you think Mr. Zhuge is?"

"With Mr. Zhuge here, are you afraid that you won't be able to win a small Jingzhou?"

Ding Xuan patted Cao Ang on the shoulder, and said proudly: "What you should worry about is how to recruit some generals who are familiar with water warfare after taking Jingzhou."

"The natural danger of the Yangtze River is not so easy."

Sun Quan, the emperor who lived the longest among the monarchs of the Three Kingdoms, was also the one who fought the most trash.

Once raised [-] troops to attack Hefei, Zhang Liaoda, who had only [-] soldiers, threw his helmet and armor off, and almost died.

This kind of military talent can still hold the land of Soochow. First, the four major governors in Jiangdong are strong enough to forcefully save their lives. Second, it depends on the natural danger of the Yangtze River.

Speaking of Zhang Liao, Ding Xuan thought of Gan Xingba.

Zhang Liao's Hefei battle was famous far and wide, and it stopped children from crying at night.

Gan Xingba refused to admit that he was so useless in defeat, so he petitioned to use a hundred soldiers to attack Cao Ying at night.

If one of the hundred soldiers was wounded, he would raise his head to see him.

From the eyes of the world, his actions are tantamount to suicide.

However, he just did it.

When Gan Xingba returned to the camp, Sun Quan personally came to pick him up, took Gan Ning's hand, and said, "Cao Mengde has Zhang Wenyuan, and Gan Xingba alone."

Counting the time, Gan Xingba is still aggrieved by Liu Biao. If he wins Liu Biao and at the same time recruits Gan Ning, then the water battle will be much easier in the future.

Thinking of this, Ding Xuan said to Zhuge Liang: "Sir, have you heard of the name of Jinfan thief Gan Xingba?"

Zhuge Liang thought for a while, nodded, glanced at Ding Xuan, and said: "This man is good at water warfare. When Liang captures Jingzhou, he will persuade him to surrender."

Ding Xuan was relieved.

She never doubted Zhuge Liang's ability to persuade people to surrender—Jiang Wei's example is still there.

Those who can gain a foothold in troubled times will never be mediocre.

Liu Biao is no exception.

Taking advantage of Liu Biao's protection, Zhang Xiu took Xinye, but after taking Xinye, he could no longer attack Liu Biao's other cities.

When Ding Xuan and Zhuge Liang arrived in Xinye, Zhang Xiu was still thinking about the topographic map of Jingzhou.

Ding Xuan pushed Zhuge Liang in front of Zhang Xiu, and began to pull the tiger's skin: "Mr. Zhuge has the talents of the world, you just listen to the master, and I guarantee that within half a year, you will be able to win the nine counties of Jingzhou."

Zhuge Liang shook his head and stretched out his finger.

Ding Xuan tentatively asked, "March?"

Zhuge Liang said: "No, one month is enough."

Zhang Xiu/Cao Ang/Cao Hong: "..."

The city of emotional Jingzhou is paper?He, Zhuge Liang, was blown away with a breath of immortality?

After explaining the matter, Ding Xuan left Xinye to find Cao Cao who was fighting Lu Bu fiercely at this time.

As to whether Zhuge Liang could subdue Zhang Xiu, Cao Hong and Cao Ang, who had doubts about him, Ding Xuan didn't think there was any problem at all.

Lonely and arrogant as the second master Guan, he also disdained Zhuge Liang very much at the beginning, and almost cooperated with Zhang Fei to burn Zhuge Liang's thatched cottage, but in the end, he looked really sweet?

For Zhuge Liang, apart from destiny and having children alone, there is no problem that he cannot solve.

Ding Xuan felt relieved to go to Xuzhou to find Cao Cao.

Lu Bu is among the people, and Chitu is among the horses. She can't let Liu Bei coax Cao Cao to kill Lu Bu.

She is still counting on Lu Bu to fight for her.

There is also Gao Shun under Lu Bu's command, that is a seriously underestimated general.