The school grass said I was scum to him

Old Ban: Calamus, why are you walking so fast during the holiday?I still have something to look for you!

Lao Ban: I came to Huaqiao Road today. I went to the Academic Affairs Bureau with the vice president for a meeting. This year Tsinghua University has one of the recommended admission places for you.Before I could bring you the information, you ran away.What are you doing so fast?

Xu Changpu: Let me think about it.

Old class:? ? ?

Laoban: What do you want to recommend to Tsinghua University?

【You have blocked the news of your friend Lao Ban】

These few messages were sent to Xu Changpu by the old class during the holiday ten days ago.

Now that Yan Su looked at Xu Changpu's mobile phone news page, an indescribable resentment, suffocation, and discomfort rose in his heart.

He always felt that he was holding back Calamus, but at the same time, this resentment was mixed with a touch of touch and joy—look, how much he loves me, for me, he will not even go to Tsinghua University.

Xu Changpu came out of the shower in the bathroom of the guest room, and saw Yan Su watching on his mobile phone.

When Yan Su was in a rut, he took his mobile phone and asked for the power-on password. Xu Changpu didn't want to give it to him at first, but Yan Su was too eager to catch the adulterer. If he didn't give it, he would be suspected of texting the adulterer. He tried his best to pester Xu Changpu to give him the power-on password, and then he recorded his fingerprints, and then, when he had nothing to do, he went to check Xu Changpu's chat records like his wife caught an adulterer. He was eager to catch an adulterer at the time, Xu Changpu also followed him.

Later, his memory recovered, and Yan Su didn't use Xu Changpu's phone to catch his adulterer again. Xu Changpu also gradually forgot that Yan Su had set a fingerprint password or something. When he remembered it occasionally, he didn't bother to delete Yan Su's fingerprint and change the password.

He wiped the drops of water from his hair and said, "What are you doing with my phone?"

Yan Su smiled: "See if the adulterer has sent you a text message."

Xu Changpu's pajamas on his shoulders were slightly wet by water droplets, and under his neck was the snow-white and moist collarbone that had not been wiped off after taking a bath. He was still wiping his dripping hair with a towel. It's messy, but it looks messy.

He smiled and said, "Have you found your adulterer?"

Yan Su: "Not yet, but I won't give up."

Xu Changpu didn't speak, Yan Su suddenly leaned up, hugged him from behind, and put his head on his shoulder.

Xu Changpu turned his head in doubt, and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Yan Su gnawed on Xu Changpu's neck for a while, then put the phone in front of Xu Changpu, the phone page was a conversation between him and the old class.

He smiled: "Honey, you're so cute, you have to think about it if you are recommended to Tsinghua University, if I post your news to the high school post bar group, you will be beaten until there is no bone left, what are you doing?" ?”

Xu Changpu let out a "head".

Yan Su put down his phone: "I hope that liking me will make you happy, instead of becoming your burden, making you compromise again and again, and I don't know how to do it again and again. to choose."

Xu Changpu stopped wiping his hair.

His eyes were stunned and puzzled.Yan Su didn't move his eyes, just looked at him indifferently, and the two of them looked at each other very close.

Only the wall lamp was turned on in the room, Xu Changpu was against the light, the dim light cast on Xu Changpu's face, it was so hazy that it was unreal.

Yan Su asked, "I'll ask you a few questions, and you should answer me honestly."

Xu Changpu nodded: "Say it."

Yan Su: "Do you like me?"

Xu Changpu thought that Yan Su was teasing him, so he looked up at him angrily, but his eyes met, Yan Su's calm and serious expression made his heart sink, and he nodded hesitantly: "Yes."

Yan Su: "Does liking me make you happy?"

Xu Changpu hesitated again, are you happy?he asked himself.

He thought it was okay, and he nodded.

Yan Su smiled: "Do you like foreign universities? Do you like Massachusetts or Cambridge?"

Xu Changpu thought for a while: "I don't really like it."

Yan Su: "What about Tsinghua University? If you don't like foreign countries, the best school for you should be Tsinghua University. Why do you hesitate?"

Xu Changpu was silent.

Yan Su looked at him indifferently: "Is it because of me that you hesitate? Because I may, no... I will definitely not be admitted to Tsinghua University, so you hesitate. Then the problem comes back again, liking me makes you feel happy ?"

Xu Changpu didn't know how to answer him, he was trapped by Yan Su's logic.

Yan Su: "I hope I can bring the most beautiful things in this world to you, so I don't want you to give up the good things you deserve because of me, Calamus, please write a letter to Lao Ban."

He raised the phone and handed it to Xu Changpu.

Xu Changpu looked at the phone, as if he was looking at the two forked roads in front of him, one avenue leading to Tsinghua University alone, and the other avenue with no end in sight but full of flowers.

"Can I not choose?" Xu Changpu asked.

Yan Su said: "But we have to choose. We will be in the third year of high school at the beginning of school. The old class asked you to prepare the materials earlier, and it is also for your own good."

Xu Changpu looked at the mobile phone, and for the first time felt that the mobile phone was very annoying.

He is a person who goes with the flow, why should he be asked to do multiple choice questions in life?

He could still escape a summer vacation, but Yan Su handed the phone in front of him, and he had to face the realities that he should face all of a sudden.

Yan Su took Xu Changpu's hand and put the phone in his hand: "Changpu, your future is in your hands. No matter what you choose, I will be with you."

Xu Changpu silently walked to the bedside with his mobile phone, and Yan Su followed.

Xu Changpu stared at the phone, and his voice was as cool as water: "I really want to lie down like this, and when I wake up, it will be dawn, and we will all graduate from college."

In the past, some people always said that if you taste the sweetness, you don't want to suffer.

He always felt that those people were exaggerating, but when it was his turn, he realized that he was really used to two people and being accompanied by others, so he didn't want to walk alone.

Yan Su reached out and hugged Xu Changpu's head, resting his head on his stomach, and said, "Follow your heart, choose what you want, and I will follow you. I will go wherever you go. If you go Tsinghua University, I will follow you to Beijing to study at a university. There are so many universities in Peking, there is always one I can go to.”

Xu Changpu was stunned. He felt that Yan Su had compromised too much for him, so the question came back again: "Yan Su, are you happy that you have done so much for me?"

Yan Su didn't hesitate, and sat down beside the bed: "I'm very happy, because you deserve it. Don't be stupid, write a letter to Lao Ban."

Xu Changpu picked up the phone and unblocked Laoban.

He asked: in?

[You are no longer a friend of the other party, please add the other party as a friend]

Xu Changpu: "..."

The old class blocked him.

Yan Su looked at the page and sighed: "Tsk tsk tsk, Lao Ban never pulls black people, congratulations, you are the first one, applaud."

He slapped himself a few times to entertain himself.

Xu Changpu looked at the phone page in a daze for a while.

Yan Su picked up his mobile phone and sent Lao Ban a text message, and Lao Ban came back quickly. Lao Ban didn't have a temper at first, but once his temper was worn out, he became very angry.

The old class sent a voice message to Yan Su, and yelled at Yan Su, even swearing: "You fucking let that little bastard block me for the rest of his life, what's the matter with him? I ran around in the summer Xi is busy working for him, but he is good enough to block me directly, and think about it, what a fart... Do you really think that you don’t have to study if you want to marry into a wealthy family and find a rich woman? Did Tsinghua wrong him last time? Being in a petty mood, you are such an old man, why don't you think about your own future at all? You tell that little bastard that the quota is gone, so don't even think about it in this life. Come to class, you tell him, don’t want any information, even if he invites me to goudilao to have a feast of luxurious mutton and beef rolls, I will never forgive him, even if he buys me some homemade pork floss Bei Deluxe Edition, I will definitely never talk to him again."

Xu Changpu: "..."

Yan Su sighed with emotion: "Damn, this old class lion is so loud, my father's private money has been paid, and my own pocket money is still in confinement. As soon as he opens his mouth, he wants to eat a feast of beef, and even more The deluxe version of Xiaobei with meat floss, why not make him fat to death."

At the end, he suddenly asked: "What day is today?"

Xu Changpu: "July [-]th, what's wrong?"

Yan Su: "My brother's dividend has arrived in the account. Hey, I feel sorry for my brother. Other shareholders pay annual dividends, but he pays monthly dividends. My father said that he is not married and needs to find a wife, so he asked the shareholders' meeting for instructions. His dividends are paid on a monthly basis, but unfortunately his wife has not been found, and his money is gone. His share dividends have been too small in recent months, and I am embarrassed to squeeze him."

Xu Changpu: "Otherwise..."

Before Xu Changpu could say a word, Yan Su took over the words: "He only had a few million in the last one or two months. Before that, he was tens of millions, and sometimes even exceeded [-] million. He has become more and more depraved, and he strongly despises him."

Xu Changpu originally wanted to say that the 1000 yuan his mother transferred to him for living expenses this month was still useless, and that he would just use it to hire the old class, but he didn't say it, and Yan Su took over, making him deeply doubt whether he was in In his dream, he, a poor student, felt that a few million was a lot.

"Ask him for 10 yuan, saying it's money to buy gifts for the teacher, and he should be happy to pay for it." Yan Su muttered to himself.

Xu Changpu blurted out: "One hundred thousand, that's too much, I can't ask the old class for that much money, at most eight hundred."

Yan Su smiled: "Baby, you are too simple. I'm afraid you will be cheated if I send you to Beijing alone."

Xu Changpu: "..."

Yan Su: "I can use up to 10 yuan to satisfy the wish of Lao Ban, a middle-aged fat man, and the remaining [-] yuan is for us to spend. When you marry into a wealthy family in the future, I will give you [-] yuan an hour. Spend whatever you want. How about it? Are you impatient to marry into a rich family, or we will cook rice tonight... I will go to your house to give a dowry gift tomorrow..."

Xu Changpu: "Get lost."

Yan Su: "It's not a loss for you. After the raw rice is cooked, you can negotiate terms with my mother. If my mother refuses to allow you to marry into our family, she will definitely give you 500 million yuan to let you leave me. As for me, I must be inseparable from you. I love you so much that I would not leave you even if I was killed. In the end, after going through many difficulties and obstacles, I moved the stubborn feudal parents and married you home. Look, you Marrying into a wealthy family, and getting 500 million in advance, you are really worth it, just do what you say, do it now... I will spend tens of thousands of dollars when I get 500 million points..."

As he spoke, he threw Xu Changpu onto the bed.

Xu Changpu stretched out his hand to push him, Yan Su took Xu Changpu's hand and pressed it over his head, Xu Changpu kicked him with his foot, Yan Su pressed Xu Changpu's leg, as if I'm going to fuck you tonight Stance.

"Calamus..." Mama Yan, the feudal patriarch, opened the door and came in, and saw just such a scene—her son tried to rape a minor.

With a bang in her head, she ran in quickly, pinched Yan Su's ear and dragged him up: "You little bastard, it's against the sky, do you want to go to jail? Ah? Are you looking for death? Get out..."

With that said, she dragged Yan Su out of the room door and conducted two hours of ideological education.

==

In the blink of an eye, the summer vacation passed quietly, and it was the start of school in September.

After school started, the countdown to the college entrance examination on the blackboard was shortened day by day, but the sense of urgency that came with the shortening of the countdown did not affect the lives of the students at all. Chattering in the hallways.

On the eve of the autumn sports meeting, Xu Changpu's recommendation materials were approved, and Lin Youdu's Cambridge interview was also passed.

"For this sports meeting, the class flag, class badge, class song, and slogan will be changed again. Everyone can brainstorm, and you can also search online. The key point is that we must highlight the characteristics of our class." The old class talked about the sports meeting with students on the podium. .

The old class is old and stubborn, and the class flag is red, which symbolizes the enthusiastic life and passionate youth.

When we arrived at Ban Hui, everyone started arguing, the girls wanted cute kittens, and the boys wanted various game weapons, and the dispute gradually evolved.

Some foodies proposed to draw potatoes, yellow stewed chicken, braised pork... One person shouted to Ban Hui to draw a piece of coriander. As soon as he finished speaking, he was smashed by the book of the party who does not eat coriander and hid under the table. The cilantro party sparked a major brawl.

Someone in the crowd called Ban Huihua sweet tofu nao, so he was kicked out of the classroom by those who love to eat salty tofu nao, and then sweet tofu nao and salty tofu nao started a vigorous tearing...

Seeing the chaos in the class, the old class changed from discussing class badges to food battles. He patted the desk and said, "Everyone be quiet, Calamus, you have a quick mind, do you have any good ideas?"

Xu Changpu stood up, but before he could speak, a group of students shouted, "Do you eat coriander?"

Xu Changpu nodded: "Eat."

The party who doesn’t eat coriander: "No matter what he says, we are against it. How can coriander exist in this world? My God, there are people who eat coriander..."

This person has been buried alive by the Coriander Party.

Xu Changpu popped out a word: "I think..."

Sweet tofu nao family: "Do you eat tofu nao with sugar?"

Xu Changpu: "Let go."

Salty tofu brain family: "Protest, protest!"

The old class glared angrily: "Protest ass, let Changpu finish. Changpu, tell me, ignore these bastards."

Xu Changpu said slowly: "I think the class emblem should draw a π."

"π?" The old class sighed with emotion: "This is a mathematical symbol, does it symbolize our love of learning?"

The school committee pouted: "Why don't you draw a book?"

Yan Su protected his little lover and mocked the school committee: "Hehe, mortal!"

Xu Changpu said lightly: "Isn't the abbreviation for π 3.14? We are in Class 34 of Senior High, aren't we just dealing with our class?"

The author has something to say:

Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who threw [Grenade]: 1 big strawberry;

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!