The school grass said I was scum to him

Time flies, and at the end of June under the scorching sun, the final exam for the second semester of the second year of high school was ushered in. Yan Su asked Xu Changpu to help him with tutoring for half a year, and finally picked up the knowledge of the first and second year of high school.

His junior high school studies are not bad, otherwise he would not be admitted to Haiqing No. 3 Middle School, which has a good rate of admission and key points. He is different from students like Huang Bin, who only pay [-] yuan by paying money.

His skills are not bad, but he is a bit playful, and he doesn't like the boring study very much, so his high school grades are a mess.

He never thought that one day, he would memorize English words while walking in the school's foreign long alley.

He is holding an English vocabulary book in his right hand and holding Xu Changpu in his left hand.

He took Xu Changpu's hand and said, "Honey, do you think I'm holding a vocabulary book, does this fit with my school bully?"

Xu Changpu held a glass of drink in his left hand, while Yan Su held his right hand tightly. He took a sip of the drink. There were two straws inserted into the drink, one his and the other Yan Su's.In the past, it was awkward to see a couple holding a cup of milk tea and two straws. One day, he became such a person, and he found that the person involved had a faint pride in his heart.

"Didn't you say that you want to raise me? Are you going to join Brother Bin and become a legend with him, and rely on protection money to support me? Come on, there are 312 pages left, and you have memorized the whole book, it's amazing .”

"Fuck." Yan Su was speechless, he looked at his vocabulary book, he memorized 52 pages, and then turned to the end with one hand, 364 pages.

Seeing so many pages, he wanted to die.

He sighed sweetly in his heart: I really bear the responsibility that I shouldn't have at my age-raising a wife.

This vocabulary book contains all kinds of high school vocabulary usage, grammar, and analysis of common questions in the college entrance examination every year. It is very complete, and almost all high school students have a set.

"Drink, come, give me a sip." Yan Su called Xu Changpu.

Xu Changpu passed the drink over, but Yan Su didn't drink his own straw, insisting on taking a sip from the end that Xu Changpu drank.

If he wanted to die, he wanted to die, Yan Su still had to support his wife, and he had to go to college with Xu Changpu. Thinking of Xu Changpu's grades were so good, he didn't want to hold back, so he could only cheer up and memorize vocabulary.

He is not stupid, on the contrary, he is very flexible, otherwise he would not have made up all the homework in the first and second semesters of senior high school and senior high school in just one semester.

He asked Xu Changpu: "Have you memorized all the vocabulary in this book?"

"kindness."

"When did you finish memorizing it?"

"I finished memorizing all the vocabulary in the second month of the first half of the first year of high school, mainly because I had nothing to do at the time." Xu Changpu said: "Not only did I memorize the vocabulary of the entire high school in the first half of the first year of high school, I also taught the entire high school vocabulary by myself in the second half of the year. courses."

"It blows your mind." Yan Su said with a smile.

Xu Changpu: "My mother enrolled me in the training classes during the winter and summer vacations, all of which are for the third year of high school. If I don't study the courses by myself, I won't be able to keep up with the teacher's progress. If I can't keep up with his progress, he will leave you alone. The training was quite irritating. I thought it was troublesome, so I taught myself all the high school courses."

For the past few days of the final exam, he has been living in Yan's house. Mother Yan thinks the final exam is very important. Living in Yan's house, there is a nanny who can take care of her. By the way, she can help Yan Su review. It was one set of test papers every night. In the days before the exam, he had three sets of test papers every night, and it was twelve o'clock when he finished.

On the afternoon of June 6, the exam was finally over.

As soon as Xu Changpu and Yan Su walked into the classroom, Xu Jie was there crying bitterly: "It's all my mother's fault. I said that I was going to pay respects to my grandparents on Ching Ming Festival. My mother thought the mountain road was difficult, so I asked my father to go there." , Now it's all right, it's all over, if she dares to slap me this time, she will try."

Xu Changpu looked at Yan Su suspiciously.

Yan Su patted Xu Jie on the shoulder and asked, "What's the matter? You don't know how to answer the [-]/[-] probability multiple-choice question, draw lots and draw an E answer?"

Xu Jie wanted to cry but had no tears: "It's scarier than this."

Xu Changpu: "You didn't come up with a single answer?"

Xu Jie cried with a "wow", and wanted to hug Xu Changpu to find comfort, but when he thought that he would die without a place to die, he hugged Yan Su: "Brother Su, I can't even answer the most confident multiple-choice questions." Didn’t make it, woo woo woo, who the hell stole Lao Tzu’s Tarot cards and drawers? Let me catch him, I will beat him into the brightest spinning top in Haiqingyi.”

"Here, your tarot cards and drawers, shit, this thing doesn't work at all." The little girl returned the tarot cards and drawers to Xu Jie.

Xu Jie, a 1.8-meter strong man, pouted: "Why are my things here with you? Your own grades are so poor, why do you hold me back?"

Little sister: "I also want to get good grades in the exam. Although it is said that a wife is not as good as a concubine, if I fail in the exam again, my status as the 'prince palace' will be unstable."

After finishing speaking, she couldn't help sighing bitterly, feeling that she would break her favor before she was old, and that the scumbag came out without cheating, and she was simply the worst ex-wife in history.

She shed a tear for the dignity of her original partner, so that Xu Jie didn't dare to blame her, and even forgot about making her the brightest spinning top in Haiqing No. [-].

Xu Changpu's eyes fell on Yan Su. He was flat, but there was a soft light in his eyes. He asked, "How did you do in the exam this time? Did you not answer the questions randomly?"

Yan Su smiled: "Guess."

Xu Changpu pushed him: "How did you do in the exam?"

Yan Su: "Is there any reward for doing well in the exam?"

Xu Changpu sat down in his seat, and Yan Su sat on Li Yue's vacant table. He looked down at Xu Changpu with a smile in his eyes.

Xu Changpu tilted his head and looked at Yan Su: "What kind of reward do you want?"

Yan Su bent down and smiled with his ear: "Ever since I met you, I've always wanted to know how long is the sentence for raping a minor?"

Xu Changpu gave Yan Su a cold look: "The sentence shouldn't last long, I'll give you the death penalty."

Yan Su's neck shuddered: "I tell you, you're done, you don't want those two 50-carat pigeon egg diamond rings..."

Xu Changpu smiled: "It's okay, I can buy it myself, a big diamond ring for three yuan, and a free Coke. Do you want it, I'll give you two."

Yan Su: "...You really aren't cute at all."

Before the holiday, the results finally came out.

Xu Changpu is still the first, Lin Youdu is firmly in the second place, and what is surprising is that Yan Su, who is always at the bottom of the grade in every exam, has advanced by more than 1000, and suddenly rushed to the top [-] in the grade, hanging in the [-]th place. end.

This matter exploded in the school. If Yan Su hadn't been in the last few examination rooms, some people in the school would have suspected that Yan Su had copied it.

Yan Su's report card was sent to Yan's mother by the old class, and he congratulated Yan's mother. Yan's parents were going crazy with joy. They entertained guests and set off firecrackers. The posture was like Yan Su was admitted to Tsinghua University.

On the day of the holiday, Yan Bo drove to school to pick up Yan Su and Xu Changpu, saying that his mother specially cooked a table of delicious dishes at home to thank Xu Changpu, and wanted to treat Xu Changpu to a meal.

When Xu Changpu and Yan Su entered the house, Yan's mother came up with a fruit plate, handed it to Xu Changpu and said, "Come on, eat some fruit first, we have to wait for lunch."

The kindness is hard to turn down, Xu Changpu took the fruit plate.

Then, Mother Yan poured another cup of yogurt for Xu Changpu: "It's hot outside, drink some to cool down the heat, this child is sweating."

As he said that, he took the small fan beside him and fanned Xu Changpu.

Yan Su reached for the cup of yogurt and said, "Isn't it hot? It's 38 degrees, and the sun is too strong outside."

Pa——Mother Yan slapped Yan Su's hand, scolding: "Is this for you to drink? Can you pour it yourself if you want to drink it? Come on, Calamus, this is for you..."

Yan Su: "..." After the little lover came to the house, I fell out of favor!

Yan's father also graciously poured Xu Changpu a cup of tea that he would only make when he received shareholders, and said with a smile, "Calamus, it's all thanks to you that Yan Su is today, so don't say anything, and I will respect you for dinner later." How many cups do you have?"

Yan's mother was angry: "He is still a child, what kind of wine did you let him drink?"

Father Yan: "You don't understand. At such an important moment, you must drink some wine. I woke up the bottle of red wine I brought back from France..."

Yan Su was indignant and moved to the refrigerator, aggrieved Baba coldly took out the yogurt and poured a glass, when his elder brother just walked over.

Yan Su patted his brother on the shoulder and said, "Brother, I remember you wanted to open that bottle of red wine no less than five times, but Dad snatched it from your hand. Why are you opening it today?"

Yan Bo: "Probably to celebrate your new life."

"Yan Su, bring over the plate of pastries in the refrigerator, and put cushions for the calamus first. Why didn't you tell me earlier that you didn't eat in the morning? If you said earlier, I'll cook and wait for you." Yan's mother roared.

Yan Su turned to ask his brother: "Am I my own? Am I really not my own?"

Yan Bo: "I said earlier, no, you picked it up in the trash can outside your house. Maybe it was an abandoned baby left by the aliens who evacuated the earth."

Yan Su looked at the way his parents treated Xu Changpu so attentively: "I am able to advance to so many places. In the final analysis, I am the biggest contributor, right? Why don't these two troublemakers flatter me? And let me bring something to you?" Calamus? I didn’t eat in the morning, how come no one cares about me?”

Yan Bo's eyes are full of contempt: "You don't buy breakfast for your partner when you are in love, and you let him go hungry for more than 40 minutes in the car. When you get home, you even eat your partner's vinegar. I suspect that Xu Changpu's brain is a fool." He will be touched by you, and after touching porcelain, he even made a boyfriend with you, is he really a top student? Is the EQ of top students so low now?"

Yan Su glared at his brother angrily: "How do you know I've touched porcelain?"

Yan Bo: "Shao Ting said, he also showed me the ins and outs of your WeChat message, tsk tsk tsk, touching a new realm of porcelain."

Yan Su wished he could crush Shao Ting into scum, this guy promised him not to tell anyone.

Because Shao Ting used to help Yan Su find out how to verify whether his boyfriend was in love, Yan Su felt annoyed, so he explained the ins and outs of the matter to Shao Ting clearly. I hope that I also have a car accident, so that I can meet someone.

Yan Bo met Shao Ting when he was driving to work, and he carried the boy from the middle of the main road to the side of the road, and Shao Ting told Yan Bo everything.

Yan Bo smiled: "It's not that I underestimate you, the greatest achievement in your life is probably only this time touching porcelain."

Yan Su was very angry, walked to the sofa and took Xu Changpu's hand.

Xu Changpu chatted with Yan's father and Yan's mother, but was dragged over by Yan Su abruptly, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Yan Su pulled Xu Changpu in front of his elder brother.

The eldest brother was surprised: "What are you going to do?"

Yan Su: "You offended me, and I want revenge."

As he said that, he kissed Xu Changpu forcibly in front of his elder brother for 1 minute.

Yan Bo: "..."

For the next whole day, Yan Bo wanted to beat the two of them to death, because Yan Su dragged Xu Changpu to show his affection in front of him, and abused him, a dog who had been single for more than 20 years, all day long. Toilets are not spared.

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