The school grass said I was scum to him

Xu Changpu was looking at the tab of the can in the hotel room. He didn't pay attention to it before, but now he found that the tab of the can was quite stylish.

He wanted to stay and have a meal with the organizer of this competition, so Yan Su could only go to the Internet cafe opposite the hotel to play games.

When Lin Youdu returned to the hotel room, he saw Xu Changpu staring at the tab of the can, and asked with a puzzled smile, "What are you looking at?"

Xu Changpu casually stuffed the tab of the can into the pocket of his jeans: "It's nothing, when did you come back?"

Lin Youdu looked at Xu Changpu's certificate on the bed and smiled: "Congratulations, No.1."

Xu Changpu: "Congratulations to you too."

Lin Youdu put the gift box on the table in front of Xu Changpu, and said, "Your birthday is tomorrow, happy 17 years old."

Xu Changpu suddenly thought of the friend Lin Youdu mentioned, and suddenly asked: "Is that friend you mentioned?"

Lin Youdu didn't make a sound, which was his default.

Xu Changpu looked at the gift box and said with a big and heavy look, "It's too expensive, I can't accept it."

Lin Youdu smiled: "It's nothing, it just looks heavy, just some supplements for nourishing the stomach, I can't really give you a box of medicine on your birthday, can I? I told you once, buy someone a birthday present. What does he need, and what does he need to buy, so that it will not become a tasteless item. You also returned this sentence to me that day, and I will buy you some supplements. I hope you will be healthy and healthy in the future, free from disasters and pain. 17 years old, happy."

Xu Changpu looked at the box raised in front of him, reached out to take it, and smiled: "Thank you."

Lin Youdu looked at him: "Ahem...well, Calamus..."

He was on the verge of speaking, not knowing what to say.

He suddenly thought of the bet he made with that boy today.

The boy said: "You are so serious, I guess you must dare not confess."

Lin Youdu smiled, and casually pushed the green willows from his head: "No, I will definitely confess my love."

The boy tilted his head and walked side by side with him: "I think, for an excellent sullen man like you, someone else should confess his love to you. How could it be your turn to confess his love to others?"

Lin Youdu: "Because I like it, I don't want to give up."

Lin Youdu opened his mouth and shouted, "Calamus...I..."

Buzzing buzzing—Xu Changpu's cell phone rang and vibrated on the table.

Xu Changpu took it over and answered, "Sorry, I'll take a call."

It was Yan Su who called.

He answered the phone and asked, "What's wrong?"

Yan Su said over there, "My baby is seventeen."

With a smile on the corner of Xu Changpu's mouth, he walked out of the hotel room: "Don't be nasty."

Yan Su smiled: "What birthday gift do you want? Give it to you. I'm handsome, my family is rich, and I have a good character. I can't find any shortcomings in my body."

Xu Changpu: "Reject."

Yan Su: "You're done. My baby doesn't love you anymore. After you give birth, I will never pay you for anesthesia. If it's a difficult delivery, I'll keep it safe. Tell me what you want?"

Xu Changpu said casually, "I want shooting stars."

Yan Su replied: "Okay, isn't it just a shooting star? Your husband has great powers. He can't get anything. Wait. Oh, by the way, isn't it your birthday? You said that no one celebrated your birthday with you before." , so I just want to celebrate a birthday for you. I invited a few people we usually have a good relationship with, Huang Bin, Xu Jie, and Lao Ban. It’s just for dinner, I’ve already booked the restaurant.”

"Your 17th birthday is a big day. It's your last birthday before you become an adult, and it's also the first birthday I spend with you." Yan Su said with a smile over there.

In fact, Xu Changpu didn't feel much about the three words "birthday". When he was very young, someone celebrated his birthday with him. The memory was so long that he forgot it. After he was eight years old, he spent his birthday at school all the time. His mother would occasionally call I called him and asked him to eat something delicious. Later, as he grew older, his mother became busy and often forgot. When I remembered, his birthday was over.

It has been seven or eight years, and he is used to it. He probably has forgotten which day his birthday is.

If Yan Su hadn't reminded him, he wouldn't even be able to remember.

Now suddenly someone said that he wanted to celebrate his birthday, for some reason, the sadness in his heart was more than joy.

He fell silent.

Yan Su said over there: "What's wrong? Calamus, are you still there? Why aren't you talking?"

Xu Changpu pursed his lips: "Didn't your pocket money be deducted by your father? Where did you get the money to book the restaurant? You haven't had pocket money for three months."

Yan Su smiled: "That's simple. I know twelve places where my dad hides his private money. I draw four or five Grandpa Mao cards from each place every month. I also have four to five thousand yuan to spend."

Xu Changpu: "..."

Father Yan, who was at home far away, quietly and excitedly took out a large stack of private money he had saved from the gap in the sofa, counted it, and felt something was wrong: "Why do I always feel that my money is short? Isn't it right? Did I remember wrongly, it doesn’t make sense that there are fewer places. Why does it feel like the money is getting less and less? Could it be that I didn’t put the money in last month?”

Mama Yan opened the door.

Father Yan was so frightened that he immediately stuffed the savings bag into the gap of the sofa, wondering where his private money went.

When Xu Changpu entered the hotel room from outside the hotel.

Lin Youdu sat on a chair and looked at him.

He just heard Yan Su's voice from Xu Changpu's cell phone - my baby is seventeen.

Xu Changpu threw the phone on the table and asked him suspiciously, "What are you going to tell me?"

Lin Youdu smiled: "It's nothing, I wish you...Happy Seventeen."

In fact, love is like giving a gift. If it is the gift he needs, then he will be full of joy and sincerely thank you. The light faded in the long river of time.

The same is true for love, what Xu Changpu needs is a light like Yan Su, someone who can accompany him to the distance in the dark night, not a firefly like him.

His feelings are like the "F" in the multiple-choice question.

Although the "F" of the multiple-choice question is only a correct answer, "F" in the multiple-choice question is the abbreviation of False, which stands for "wrong".

Perhaps from that time on, somewhere, it indicated that he was wrong in the first place.

Xu Changpu expressed his thanks to Lin Youdu again. For some reason, he suddenly remembered the "F" on the answer sheet of the final exam last semester.

He originally wanted to ask Lin Youdu Mingming for the perfect score in multiple choice questions, but said that he didn't choose the F, and he wanted to ask him why he chose F. After thinking about it, he didn't ask. After all, many people will struggle with the uncertain question when writing the test paper. The answer, when I got off the examination room, I also forgot which answer I wrote.

After having dinner with the host teachers and professors in the evening, Xu Changpu told the chemistry teacher in advance to leave first instead of going back to school with the car.

The chemistry teacher agreed, and when Yan Su and I came out at night, the spring breeze blew gently, and the evening wind carried a little bit of coolness.

Xu Changpu unconsciously stuffed his hands into his trouser pockets.

When he tucked it into his trouser pocket, he missed the tab of the soda can—his fifty carats.

Even a pen that Lao Ban gave him was dropped by him.

He put the pull tab of the can in the pen case of the pen and put it in his pocket together, and now it's gone.

He quickly turned around and walked towards the restaurant.

Yan Su followed behind and shouted, "Why are you running? Calamus, what's wrong?"

"I lost your fifty carats and pen." Xu Changpu said without looking back.

"Oh, I'm going, you prodigal bitch, do you think you can marry into a wealthy family, and you just squander it like this? Fifty grams of big diamond rings, do you just throw them away? Oh, what are you running, stop, wait for me to pick them up You can buy me another [-] carats for three yuan, and I will give you a free Coke, Calamus..." Yan Su chased after him out of breath, "Calamus...you wait for me..."

Xu Changpu has already turned over the overpass, so I don't know if the restaurant is closed now, and I don't know if the aunt there is cleaning.

He ran very fast, and Yan Su followed closely behind.

When he ran to the entrance of the hotel, Yan Su finally caught up with Xu Changpu, grabbed Xu Changpu's arm, out of breath: "Why are you running... Isn't it only fifty carats? I'll buy you one..."

Xu Changpu was so exhausted that he couldn't even speak. He put his hands on his knees and gasped for breath, and said, "Go, go in and look for it."

When the two entered, the restaurant had already been cleaned.

The clean and hygienic aunt said: "Our garbage is thrown in the big trash can in the back kitchen. Go there and see if you can find it. At this point, the garbage collector should take it away."

The two hurried to the back kitchen.

Yan Su looked at the empty and smelly trash can, and felt lucky that the garbage collector was quick enough to take away the fifty carats, otherwise he would have to accompany Bao Er to find the fifty carats.

Now just smelling it makes him want to vomit, if he really wants to look for it, he might as well kill him.

He accused: "You prodigal, you don't even cherish fifty carats. Do you think that if you marry a wealthy family, you can really throw away diamonds like soda cans? Go..."

Xu Changpu was puzzled: "Where are you going?"

Yan Su waved his heroic hand: "I'll take you to buy a fifty-carat diamond ring, and I'll give you a Coke as well. Are you thirsty?"

Xu Changpu: "...No, don't pull me, I'll go find..."

Yan Su: "Look for a fart, look for it,"

Xu Changpu: "There is still a pen."

"I'll buy you 100 in the future." Yan Su couldn't help but dragged Xu Changpu away.

Yan Su bought two bottles of Coke at the convenience store, and put the two cans with the tabs in Xu Changpu's hands again: "One is engaged, and the other is married. After putting it away, I will give you two in the future. Don't lose it again. There are several million, two diamond rings so big... the prodigal wife can't afford to be hurt."

Xu Changpu pushed him: "Get lost."

Yan Su put his arms around Xu Changpu's shoulders: "Do you love me so deeply, otherwise why bother to go back and find that thing?"

Xu Changpu smiled: "Yes, I'm counting on that thing to make me a windfall in the future. At least a few million."

Yan Su glanced at Xu Changpu, his small eyes were full of "I'm sorry, I still like such a superficial boy, it's unscientific".

Xu Changpu: "Now that I'm so superficial, do you want to break up?"

Yan Su: "No distinction, never give the adulterer an opportunity."

Xu Changpu was used to hearing what Yan Su said about adulterers, so he became immune, saying: "I dropped a pen in that restaurant, it should have dropped it with the ring of the can. The old class heard that it was my birthday, so I gave it to you." I gave me a pen, I was also in my pocket today, but forgot to take it out, I guess it’s gone with the garbage truck now.”

Yan Su was surprised: "So the pen you just mentioned was given to you by Lao Ban? Is it that black pen with no pattern at all? It looks like a street stall that costs only ten yuan each?"

Xu Changpu nodded: "Well, what's wrong?"

Yan Su: "Baby, you are so stupid. The school will give teachers a notebook and a pen every year on Teacher's Day. I don't know which year the school gave it to the old class. You are so naive." , do you think that the pens given by the teacher are all pens that he has been reluctant to use for ten years, or that he has been reluctant to use for ten years? Do you think that the pens given by the teacher are full of the teacher's profound teachings and high expectations? Don't you Think about the old class with a normal person's thinking, anyway, since he was divided into arts and sciences as our class teacher in the first half of the first year of high school, he has never been reliable."

Even so, Xu Changpu was still quite uncomfortable. After all, this was the first time he received a gift for his birthday, and it was also the first time a teacher gave him a gift. He was very happy. .

Yan Su took Xu Changpu into a taxi to go home, and told him to ask Lao Ban for another one when he was free.

The next day, Yan Su went to Lao Ban to explain the situation.

Xu Changpu said apologetically, "I'm sorry, when I was eating, I didn't know what happened. I didn't pay attention, and the pen fell off."

When the old class heard that Xu Changpu lost the pen, he said very sadly: "Do you know what that pen means to me? Ah? You lost it to me..."

As he said that, he took an identical new pen from a box of pen holders on the desk of the head teacher of class [-] next door, and said to Xu Changpu, "Don't lose it, if you lose it again, it will be gone. This is the pen of the whole office. The last new pen, if you lose it again, you will have to wait until Teacher's Day, September [-]th."

Xu Changpu twitched his brows, looked at the pen handed over, wondering if he should take it or not.

At this time, the head teacher of class [-] next door opened the door and came in. Yan Su quickly snatched the pen and said, "Thank you for your birthday gift, and we will have dinner tonight. Don't forget."

Saying that, he dragged Xu Changpu out of the office.

It's not that Yan Su can't buy that kind of pen. He doesn't even bother to buy that kind of cheap street stalls. I want to move all the things Xu Changpu likes in front of him.

The head teacher of class [-] was a kind old man, but he didn't notice anything strange on his desk.

In the evening, for the birthday dinner, Yan Su booked a private room in the restaurant. This time, there were only a few good friends in the class. Everyone was afraid that Xu Changpu would be embarrassed, so they all acted positively, just like the usual dinner.

Huang Bin didn't give gifts, he never gave gifts, he brought a fruit cake.

The cake was too big, and a few people ate less than one-fifth of it.

The old class blamed: "Next time I buy a smaller cake, it's so big, it's a waste."

Huang Bin clicked his tongue a few times and said, "You guys are really ignorant, isn't cake for eating? Isn't it for smashing?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Changpu's face was smeared with white cream by someone.

Xu Changpu was stunned, he didn't know what to do there, he had never seen such a scene before.

The old class yelled: "Don't waste food..."

Then he was painted into a flower figure by several students.

The old class was full of indignation: "You children, the food is hard to come by..."

He taught him a lesson for a long time, and in the end his body was covered all over. Xu Changpu was not suitable for this kind of scene, so he stood there and watched other people wipe it up and down with cream, and smeared his body all over. yes.

After the meal, Huang Bin said that everyone should go to sing.

Yan Su agreed, and said, "I still have some business with Xueba, let's go first, and I will find you in the KTV room later."

The old class said: "I'll go back first, my wife and daughter are still waiting for me at home, you guys don't play too late, go home early, how can you stay up late every day at a young age."

Yan Su, Xu Changpu, and Lao Ban left the hotel almost at the same time, and walked in different directions.

Before they got into the car, Old Ban was nagging: "Don't play too late at night, go home early, do you hear me?"

Yan Su: "I heard it."

Xu Changpu didn't know where Yan Su was taking him, so he asked, "Where are you going?"

Yan Su smiled: "Didn't you say yesterday that you want shooting stars? I'm not talented. After my prayers last night, my sincerity finally touched God. God said that I am so handsome and affectionate." For the sake of righteousness, there will be a shooting star today."

Generally, if there is a shooting star, the online app will have a page refresh. There were no rumors about the shooting star on the Internet yesterday.

Xu Changpu said: "Don't talk about what's there and what's not."

Yan Su: "Really, you said you wanted a shooting star, so I prayed all night. Isn't it just a shooting star? Even if you want the moon, I will pick it off for you."

Xu Changpu looked at the blue night sky, full of stars, and said, "What the hell are you doing? There is no flow tonight..."

Before he finished speaking, he froze.

At this moment, they had already reached the edge of the river beach, tender green weeping willows were blowing towards their faces, and on the sparkling water surface, there were... shooting stars!

On the yacht on the river, Yu Liuying held the word "flow" in his hand, and Shao Ting held the word "star". Two words, floating on the river, many pedestrians and tourists on the river beach are taking pictures with their mobile phones.

In the dark night sky, a meteor flashed slowly across the river.

Yu Liuying said indignantly: "Why does my concubine want to be a shooting star? We are going to be shooting stars. I quit. I want to have a meal. I'm starving to death. Even if I eat a beef hot pot, half a roast chicken, and ten Scallion Pancake, I’m still very hungry, I don’t want to be a shooting star anymore. Hey, Shao Ting, do you think that concubine’s brain is sick? She’s so hypocritical, why don’t you watch a movie?”

Shao Ting felt that he was too stupid, so he handed Yu Liuying a box of chocolate biscuits: "A man who is not hypocritical will not be loved by a man, you can see that you are not hypocritical, Yan Su doesn't like you."

Yu Liuying said angrily, "Get lost."

Shao Ting: "Hey, shit, your brand is crooked. By the way, our meteor stays for too long, it's been fucking on the river for an hour and a half."

Shao Ting said to the master who was driving the yacht: "Master, please drive faster, we are like a flashing meteor, and the speed is measured in light years."

Yan Su put his arms around Xu Changpu's shoulders, and urged: "Calamus, hurry up and make a wish, meteor."

As soon as he finished speaking, the shooting star on the river flashed past, leaving circles of ripples on the surface of the river, and the shooting star disappeared into the dark night.

Yan Su called Shao Ting: "What are you doing so fast?"

Shao Ting: "We are meteors, which meteor do you see staying for almost two hours?"

Yan Su: "Come back again, let's do it again, my baby hasn't made a wish yet."

Shao Ting: "...Oh, shit, why do you mess up so much. No, Liu Ying said that she is hungry, she wants to go ashore, she needs to eat, she is seasick..."

Xu Changpu said hastily: "Let them come back, the river wind is blowing in the night, and they are still hungry, this meteor is quite miserable."

Yan Su: "It's the first time I saw a shooting star, and I haven't made a wish yet."

Over there, Shao Ting heard what Yan Su said, and cursed: "Give your sister's wish, you really think of us as Santa Claus."

Xu Changpu smiled: "What wish do you have?"

Yan Su: "I want to hear from you that you like me."

Xu Changpu smiled: "I like you. Really."

The sound of "I like you" filled my ears with the sound of the wind, and the wind was sweet, like honey.

Immediately afterwards, Yan Su and Xu Changpu saw the meteor flying across the river, like a convulsion.

Yan Su's phone was off: "Shao Ting, what's the matter with you?"

Shao Ting: "Liuying said that seeing your sharp eyes, she doesn't want to go ashore."

Shao Ting shouted at the top of his voice: "Master, don't slow down, she vomited not because of you, but because of the two idiots on the shore who vomited..."

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Brother Su: Buy [-] carats and get a free Coke!

Calamus: Why do I feel like I've been being tricked all the time, and I haven't actually taken any action...

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