The school grass said I was scum to him

In the chemistry laboratory, the teacher explained some precautions in the experiment.

That's the last time they're here to go over steps and stuff because it's going to the race on Saturday.

The teacher talked a lot, and finally emphasized: "No matter what problems occur during the experiment, everyone puts safety first. Although winning or losing is important, safety is more important. If there is an accident during your experiment, Please be sure to ask the on-site staff for help, understand?"

Everyone said: "Got it."

The director of the chemistry grade group said: "Everyone go home and pack up your things. Go there tomorrow afternoon and rest for half a day. The day after tomorrow morning from [-]:[-] am to [-]:[-] am is the competition of our second grade group. Please pay attention to the time and don't get it wrong. , you must be present at eight o'clock in the morning the day after tomorrow with your ID."

Everyone said: "Got it."

Xu Changpu tidied up his notebook. In fact, he didn’t write anything in his notebook. He just scribbled some experimental types and steps, and made some marks. The words were pretty, but only he could understand the marks he drew. .

Lin Youdu looked at the mark on Xu Changpu's notebook that looked like Sherlock Holmes' code, smiled and pointed to a red mark that looked like a hieroglyph, and said, "What is this? Decipher it?"

"Oh, that means that there is an open flame in the experimental procedure. Don't you recognize the symbol of fire? Primitives always mark it like this." Xu Changpu felt that the small flame he drew was quite standard.

Lin Youdu stared at the neat and square red mark in astonishment, he really couldn't see the shadow of fire at all, and sighed for a moment: "Well, maybe it looks like it?"

Xu Changpu was still obsessed with the ancient marks that no one could decipher. He said, "It's quite similar."

Lin Youdu nodded with difficulty, he couldn't understand Xu Changpu's thinking.

He walked out of the laboratory side by side with Xu Changpu, and he asked: "Changpu, are you free now? A friend of mine celebrates his birthday, and his personality and habits are just like yours. I don't know what gift to buy for him, so I just want to find you Help me refer to it, and I will waste your time for a while."

Xu Changpu was puzzled: "What can I refer to?"

Lin Youdu: "You must help me as a reference, because this friend is very important to me, and this opportunity is also very important to me."

Xu Changpu was stunned for a moment, not understanding what it meant, but the matter of Lin Youdu had nothing to do with him.

He thought for a while, Lin Youdu helped Yan Suu's birthday last time, so it's okay to help him refer to it this time, so he stood outside the laboratory and asked, "What do you want to buy for that friend of yours?"

Lin Youdu shook his head: "I don't know, he has the same personality as you, he doesn't like to talk, is a bit introverted, withdrawn, and has stomach problems..."

Xu Changpu asked Lin Youdu for his opinion and said, "How about...you buy him a box of stomach medicine?"

Lin Youdu frowned, and the corners of his mouth twitched.Now he is completely sure that Xu Changpu really doesn't have many friends, and he is far away from interpersonal relationships. There is no one who buys medicine for his birthday.

Xu Changpu said: "Didn't you tell me before that what he lacks and buy him something? You said he has a stomach problem, so buy a box of stomach medicine."

Lin Youdu asked: "Then... what kind of stomach medicine do you take? Do you take it often?"

Xu Changpu: "Me? I don't eat it often. My stomach problem is caused by malnutrition and hunger after a full meal. Occasionally, I get a stomachache when I eat undigested food. It's okay, what's wrong?"

Lin Youdu: "It's okay. I'll just ask, and I suddenly know what to buy."

Xu Changpu walked towards the classroom and said, "That's good, I'll go first, bye."

Yan Su in the teaching building in the distance pinched Shao Ting's arm impatiently, and Shao Ting grinned in pain: "Brother, I'm a human, not a piece of wood. Your wife hooks up with a man behind your back, you go pinch him, pinch me What are you doing?"

Shao Ting rubbed the purple arm that was pinched by Yan Su, and the skin was torn from the pinch.

"No, it will hurt." Yan Su's eyes were still fixed on turning around the teaching building and walking side by side. Xu Changpu and Lin Youdu were talking and laughing. Annoying, looking for a man behind his back every day.

The teaching building is a round-shaped teaching building. In the corridor outside the classroom of Class [-], you can just see the situation of the laboratory building.

Shao Ting: Damn it, Xu Changpu will be in pain, but I won't be in pain?

Then Yan Su grabbed Shao Ting's arm and said, "Hey, tell me, did I treat him too well?"

Shao Ting screamed in surprise: "It hurts, it hurts, Brother Su, I am a human, this is a human hand, not a pig's trotter, can you be gentle?"

He felt that his childhood was sick these days, and he was worried about gains and losses every day. He was chased by his mother, slept on the bed, and the raw rice was cooked. Can he still run away?

Yan Su let go of Shao Ting's hand, and found that there were red pinch marks on Shao Ting's arm where he pinched it. He said guiltily, "Fortunately, I didn't pinch Changpu's hand."

Shao Ting went into a rage: "Go to hell with love."

Yan Su pulled Shao Ting back: "Hey, do you think I'm too kind to him and make him think I'm a warm guy? Should I show a bit of a scumbag's nature and give him some deterrence so that he won't be afraid?" Dare to hook up with other men outside? After all, he is a person with a criminal record. If he cheats again, I have nowhere to cry. Hey, no, he cheated before because I was too scumbag, and he must have been cheated by an adulterer. I lied to him with sweet words, if he cheats now, he will be an idiot, but I just don't like it..."

"He obviously has a boyfriend, but he still flirts outside..." he said indignantly.

"Yan Su, what the hell, I'm a human hand, not a pig's trotter." Shao Ting pulled out his arm, three feet away from Yan Su.

When Yan Su gritted his teeth and opened his mouth, he squeezed Shao Ting's arm again, making Shao Ting gasp in pain.

At this time, Xu Changpu had already walked to the door of the classroom, and saw Yan Su lying on the corridor outside the classroom door whispering to Shao Ting.

He stretched out his hand and pinched Yan Su's waist. Yan Su's waist was itchy, and he turned around quickly: "Is it done in the chemistry lab?"

Xu Changpu: "It's done, do you want to eat? Shall we eat outside the school?"

Shao Ting: "You guys go out, I recently lost love, I don't want to see the hateful faces of the two of you showing affection, and you still have back pain, so you can't get over the wall."

The next day was Friday, and the chemistry competition was on Saturday. On Friday afternoon, all the three graders in the school took the bus to the competition location.

This time the school was very generous and rented a hotel for them.

Xu Changpu and Lin Youdu were assigned to the same room, probably with room numbers arranged according to their grades.

As soon as Xu Changpu arrived in the room at night, Yan Su called.

"Are you there?" he yelled.

Xu Changpu: "Here we are."

Lin Youdu said, "Calamus, should you wash it first or should I wash it first?"

Xu Changpu was chatting with Yan Su, smiling: "You go first."

Yan Su heard another man's voice and asked, "Did you sneak out to date your adulterer?"

Xu Changpu: "What are you thinking, Lin Youdu, I shared a hotel room with him. He asked me if I want to wash up."

Yan Su's heart skipped a beat, I wiped it, and allocated it to a hotel room, rounded it up and went to fucking bed...... Rounded it up again, Lao Tzu's cuckold was fucking greener again.

He quickly said, "Do you have a knife on you?"

Xu Changpu: "..."

Yan Su: "If he plots against you, you kill him."

Yan Su was chattering over there: "You said you were so good-looking, what if he couldn't hold back, peeked at you taking a shower, took nude photos of you, and forced you to sleep with him? No, you won't sleep with him tonight. You are allowed to take a shower, and you can’t even take off your clothes when you sleep. What if he takes you to sleep, tie you up, and then... Otherwise, he will drug you... No, no, wait for me, I will come here now, I want to come ... Otherwise, you are a man, he is a man, you are too insecure."

The place where Xu Changpu competed was in the hall of the Municipal Education Bureau, not far from their place, only a two-hour drive, but the competition was at [-]:[-] in the morning, and the school was afraid that the students would not be able to get up in time in the morning, so they booked a hotel for them. They have plenty of time to prepare.

Xu Changpu said speechlessly: "Don't be stupid, you'll be fine, you should go to bed early at night."

Yan Su was chattering over there, but refused to sleep.

It took Xu Changpu persuasion for a long time before he convinced Yan Su.

When Lin Youdu came out of the shower, Xu Changpu had already hung up the phone.

He took out a sky blue notebook from his schoolbag and took notes with a pen.

Lin Youdu laughed dumbfounded and said, "It's so late, do you still read your notes? I thought you didn't have to sharpen your gun every time, but I didn't expect you to do it the day before the competition..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw that the notebook Xu Changpu was holding was completely different from his usual chemistry laboratory notebook, and the textbook that Xu Changpu opened was not a chemistry textbook, but a mathematics textbook for the first year of high school. .

He approached Xu Changpu, Xu Changpu said "Hmm", turned over a page of the textbook, wrote some notes in the notebook seriously, and made different marks and annotations with blue and red water-based pens.

He was a little surprised and said, "Why are you doing this?"

Xu Changpu looked at Lin Youdu and smiled: "It's nothing, just taking notes. Anyway, I'm bored, so I just review it."

Lin Youdu was stunned and said, "Then there's no need to be so serious, right?"

Xu Changpu didn't feel that he was serious, so he said, "It's okay."

The competition went smoothly on the second day. Since the steps and results of the several chemical experiments they performed could be judged on the spot, the results were obtained on the same day.

In the sophomore group of Haiqing No. 1 Middle School, Xu Changpu won No.3 in the city's sophomore competition, Lin Youdu won No.1, and one of the seniors won No.[-] in the third year of high school. The others were wiped out, but this is something to be proud of In the provincial competition, three people from one school won the prize. When the news was sent back to the school, the vice principal of Haiqing No. [-] Middle School curled his lips with a smile.

After the vice-principal smiled, the biggest feeling he felt was that it was a pity that Xu Changpu didn't go abroad to study, what a great opportunity, just wasted like this.

"Lin Youdu, do you want to go back to school together later?" A boy in the grade group asked Lin Youdu while pulling him.

Because they are all academic masters, they often meet in the first examination room, so they became friends over time.

The boy looked at Lin Youdu carrying a large bag of beautifully packaged things in his hand, and asked in surprise, "What is this?"

Lin Youdu smiled: "A present, a friend's birthday."

The boy smiled: "Prepare to look so good-looking, I must be someone I like."

Lin Youdu was noncommittal.

The boy began to gossip: "Then did you confess your love?"

Lin Youdu smiled: "Not yet, I don't know what he thinks, because tomorrow happens to be his birthday, so I want to use this opportunity to test his mind."

The boy patted Lin Youdu on the shoulder and said, "Good luck."

Xu Changpu held the trophy and certificate, and when he returned to the hotel to pack his things, under the building of the hotel, Yan Su beamed at him with joy.

Holding two cans of Coke in his hand, wearing off-white casual clothes and ripped jeans, he stood on the last step outside the hotel.

There are three steps at the main entrance of the hotel. On the steps is the spacious revolving main entrance of the hotel. Xu Changpu did not feel that the design of this hotel was different before. Now Yan Su stood on the third step, and he suddenly saw the difference of the hotel. These three The steps make the hotel completely different from other stores around.

Adolescent teenagers have a flamboyant and enthusiastic look both on the outside and on the inside.The warm spring light shone over, as if coating his whole body with a layer of light.

Seeing Xu Changpu approaching, Yan Su smiled and opened his arms: "Come on, baby, give me a hug."

Xu Changpu sideways avoided: "Why are you here?"

Yan Su smiled: "You are a person with a criminal record. I'm afraid that if I'm not here, you and your adulterer will be together."

Xu Changpu: "..."

Why is he always falling ill? Every day he suspects him of cheating, or he suspects that he texts with his adulterer. He found Yan Su annoying when they were not together before, but now that they are together, he finds Yan Su even more annoying.

Yan Su was holding two bottles of iced Coke in his hand. He pulled the tab of the Coke away, and the Coke that had been pulled off the tab gave out a little cold air, and some bubbles spread to the mouth of the Coke bottle.

Yan Su handed Xu Changpu a Coke: "I don't know when you will come back, I didn't have time to put the bubbles out for you."

Xu Changpu took a sip of the Coke.

Yan Su also pulled away his can of coke.

He put the Coke on the top of the garbage can sorting box behind him, took Xu Changpu's left hand, held the ring of the Coke can, and smiled seriously, as if he was holding a [-]-gram diamond ring at the moment: "Excuse me, Mr. Xu Changpu , are you willing to marry this rich, handsome, and infatuated man across from you? No matter in life, old age, sickness, death, poverty, wealth, you will be with him, and you will never leave him for the rest of your life?"

Xu Changpu looked nervous at this guy, and took the pull tab of a soda can as a [-]-gram diamond ring, and smiled: "I don't want to."

He was about to withdraw his hand, but Yan Su stopped him from withdrawing it: "You are not satisfied with marrying into a wealthy family and becoming a young mistress. You are too ambitious."

Yan Su put the disgusting soda can |ring| on Xu Changpu's ring finger.

He looked at Xu Changpu's fingers with the ring-tab on the can, and felt very satisfied. Xu Changpu's fingers were slender and fair, with well-defined joints, and they looked very good wearing the ring-tab of the can, making it look like a collection of waste products.

After Yan Su put on the pull ring of the can, he smiled: "When you grow up and become an adult, remember to bring this thing to me, and I will replace it with a fifty-carat diamond ring for you. When you have money in the future, every year I’ll buy you two or three to play with, and I’ll give you back all the tenderness this world owes you.”

The author has something to say:

Yu Liuying: I despise a certain scumbag who holds the cheapest junk and speaks the most affectionate words.That ignorant concubine must have been fooled again.

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