I live on Zerg

"Hey hey hey! Get out quickly, these things are very powerful and will kill insects!" Lan Ze yelled.

"You're lying to me again, you don't want to share such a fun thing!"

"Wow, it exploded, it exploded!"

"Wow wow wow, it's so exciting!"

Aozawa: "..."

These idiots!

A group of little males who didn't know the danger at all happily picked up the bomb and threw it out of the window, treating the miniature bomb as a two-yuan-a-box cannon.

One after another, there was a loud noise on the playground, and one after another deep pits appeared one after another, and the neat and beautiful playground became devastated.

Aozawa maximized his speed and turned into a blue streamer.

He threw most of the bombs, and within 5 minutes, the jelly bean bombs scattered on the ground were finally thrown by Lan Ze and the little males.

In addition to Lan Ze's lightning speed, these advanced little males also made a little bit of contribution.

The two little males of the winged worms have very good eyesight. They grabbed the most jelly beans and had a great time.

The instigator was a small male ice silkworm. Those rose-colored eyes had the ability to see through, and the little jelly beans in the corners of the corners did not escape his eyes. This little guy threw the most aggressively, probably because of guilt.

Lan Ze asked the little males with particularly good eyesight to check around the classroom, and after making sure that a single jelly bean was not missed, these little males hula-la rushed to the window, their heads pressed against each other, and they all opened their eyes. The big eyes admired the continuous loud noise and flames on the playground surrounded by smoldering flames.

When a large group of male and female teachers rushed into the classroom, they saw these Zerg treasures gathered at the window, laughing so happily that they couldn't mention it.

Why are you smiling so happily! ?

What happened to my good puppies?

The teachers present shouted from their souls that the whole worm was not well.

The male teacher immediately stepped forward and counted with tears in his eyes. There were no more than 21 little insects. He leaned against the wall as if he was exhausted, patted his chest and panted rapidly. His handsome face was pale. .

Principal Zemu's whole body was trembling, his white beard was trembling due to his rapid breathing, and his green eyes were full of scarlet blood that frightened insects.

God knows how he felt when he saw the explosion in this direction. If he hadn't supported him with one breath, he would have knelt on his knees and died suddenly on the spot.

The little males in the Alien Larva Garden are the peerless treasures of the Zerg Clan. In order to protect the cubs in all directions without dead ends, the Larva Garden has an exclusive satellite that monitors the Larva Garden 24 hours a day Justifiably sucking cubs).

Therefore, the monitoring room of the larvae garden will never be short of worms. At this time, the female worms watching the monitoring are only a little short of dying on the spot, and the legs of the tall and muscular tyrants are frightened.

The occurrence of such a thing in the larval garden naturally attracted the attention of relevant departments, and a large number of troops sailed to the larval garden on warships.

.......

The culprit was arrested by the army, and the scene was blocked by the army females. Two hundred army females full of bloody killing spirit surrounded Lan Ze in the middle, and the two army females searched Lan Ze's small pink schoolbag. Ten medical insects Surrounding the little males to check carefully, a large number of reporters rushed to the scene with equipment, and the sound of sirens resounded throughout.

On the third day of school, the larval garden was blown up.

Lan Zeyi sat in the small battleship with a vicissitudes of life, surrounded by two hundred female insects.

Every army female wants to see who this little bug cub is carrying a bomb to school.

A majestic female worm sat across from Lan Ze and turned on the light screen, and asked in a solemn voice unique to female worms, "Why do you take a box of bombs to school?"

Lan Ze wiped his face: "I thought it was a box of jelly beans."

There were faint low laughter in the battleship, and even the female who interrogated him raised her mouth.

If other little insect cubs said that, they must have taken the wrong one, but this long and harmless cub in front of him...

To be honest, half of the [-] military females present had watched his live broadcast.

The leading army female raised her mouth and asked in a low voice, "Is it really wrong?"

Lan Ze nodded immediately: "It's really wrong!"

With a sound of 'Puff Chi', some worms in the army laughed. They are the females who have watched Lanze's live broadcast, but it is indeed him who saw how this cub went to heaven and earth, how bold he was, and went to school with a box of bombs What can be done.

But Xiao Chong Cub also cares about face, so everyone didn't expose him, and cooperated with his performance. The leading worm held back his smile and filled in a lot of information on the light screen.

"I will notify your guardian bug to take you back. Your guardian bug is really irresponsible. He even put a box of bombs in your schoolbag as jelly beans." Throw it on Ran Chu.

When Ranchu came to the police station to pick up Lanze, his god-like face was blackened to carbon, he stood in the interrogation room and looked at Lanze, his eyes almost burst into real anger.

After three hours of safety education, Wang Chongran took the restless spirit away from the interrogation room.

This time Xiao Zuojing also knew that he had caused trouble, and obediently held his hand along the way, fanning his eyelashes like a pair of small brushes, and looked at him pitifully with bright blue and gold eyes.

At this time, you still want to fool around by being cute?

I don't think about it!

Ran Chu's anger rose from his heart, he picked up Lan Ze and pressed him on his thigh, and slapped Lan Ze's ass with both hands mercilessly.

Snapped!

Lan Ze, lying on Ranchu's lap, was completely stunned. He wanted to get up subconsciously, but Ranchu's hand was already firmly holding his waist, and he hit him a second time without mercy.

Immediately, there was a burning sensation in his buttocks, Lan Ze shouted full of shame, his snow-white face flushed with anger: "Ran Chu, let me go, if you have something to say, it's okay, don't do this!"

Snapped!

Lan Ze struggled hard: "You are domestic violence, let go!"

Snapped!

Ran Chu's hand firmly held him down, Lan Ze's waist was tightly pressed against Ran Chu's strong and powerful thigh, and he slapped his buttocks one after another.

A few big characters echoed in Lan Ze's mind: boy♂next♂door!

As a man who is not very straight, being spanked on the thigh by a strong and handsome man, there is really a little bit...sexy.

Especially Ranchu didn't hit hard. Although it hurt a little, it was more of a shame.

Lan Ze Sparta, who had the face of a Zerg cub, but whose soul was already very vicissitudes, looked at Ran Chu with a flushed face, and cursed secretly in his heart.

——30 years in Hexi, 30 years in Hedong, today you hit my ass, tomorrow I will blow your ass, let's wait and see!

After a severe beating, Ran Chu held Lan Ze down, and said in a cold voice, "Do you know what you did wrong?"

The insects were under the eaves and had to bow their heads.

Lan Ze rolled his eyes, and said perfunctorily, "I know I was wrong."

Snapped!

Another blow on the ass.

Lan Ze touched his hot face, and his tone became a little more serious: "I regret, I reflect, I shouldn't bring such dangerous items to the larvae garden, and I will definitely not bring the bomb to the larvae garden next time gone."

Snapped!

A second hit on the butt.

Ran Chu scolded: "Do you want to have a second time?"

Lan Ze lay on Ran Chu's thigh and shook his head, and from the corner of his eyes, he glanced at Ran Chu's abdomen, where the muscular outline was vaguely revealed.

I used to have eight-pack abs, but unfortunately, after becoming a Zerg cub, he only gained strength but not muscle, and he didn't know when he would be able to have the muscled self he used to be.

Ranchu felt his gaze, "Where are you looking?"

Lan Ze lowered his head, and said perfunctorily in a soft, milky voice: "It's nothing."

Ran Chu rubbed his temples, grabbed Lan Ze's ears, and warned in a low voice: "If this happens again in the future, I will tie you up with chains and throw you in a small dark room where the sun cannot be seen."

Originally wanted to scare Lan Ze, but Lan Ze suddenly looked at him strangely, Ran Chu looked at him: "What kind of eyes are you?"

Lan Ze exclaimed exaggeratedly: "You actually like to be tied up, so you are such a bug!"

Ran Chu: "..."

Lan Ze rubbed his sore buttocks, and sighed loudly: "Men love this when they know their faces and don't know their hearts."

Lan Ze climbed to his seat, fanning his hot face while thinking of Chu Ran in his mind, thinking of Chu Ran and thinking of Ran Chu.

The restless thoughts in his heart gradually calmed down, and the burning heat on his face also began to fade away.

The next morning, when Ranchu was trying to stuff Lanze into the worm bag, he received an email from Principal Zemu on his terminal.

"Dear Lan Chu (Ran Chu's pseudonym) guardian bug, after a whole night of deliberation, I feel that the humanistic environment of our larval garden is not suitable for student Lan Ze.

This is the treasure of the Zerg race. Every male cub is of great significance to the reproduction and survival of the race. Therefore, a stable and harmonious environment is needed here to allow these treasures to grow up healthily and eliminate all dangerous factors. After unanimous discussion by the teachers of the larvae garden It is judged that Lan Ze's danger level is sss level, so I have to regret to inform you that Lan Ze is no longer suitable for this place, and the gate of the larval garden will no longer be open for him.

We sincerely wish Lan Ze students to thrive and have a happy and happy future.

——choose wood”

Lan Ze smiled happily, burning black like the bottom of a pot.

Looking at Ran Chu's gloomy face, Lan Ze shrugged indifferently: "It seems that I can't live what you call a normal life, and I've let you down."

Ran Chu closed the email, and flicked Lan Ze hard on the back of the head.

Lan Ze covered his head and rolled his eyes, and happily jumped out of the worm bag. Before he was proud, a piercing pain suddenly climbed up from the tailbone, and the shoulder blades and two ribs were like knives. It hurts like cutting.

He leaned on the wall staggeringly, bent down and gasped for breath, endured the severe pain and asked: "My transformation period seems to have arrived, shouldn't it be five years later, why is it so fast."

Ran Chu ripped off the clothes on Lan Ze's back, and now there were blue and gold lines swimming on his previously snow-white back, and his body was also very hot.

This is indeed a harbinger of transformation. The transformation that was supposed to take place five years later is now coming, which is really unbelievable.

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