I live on Zerg

What the hell!

Lying in a big slot!

How did this thing get brought to the larvae garden!

These cans of miniature bombs are all enhanced versions. Even though they are not as big as a fingernail, such a small one is more than enough to blow up this classroom.

It doesn’t matter if you have a solid skin, at least you have ridden a horse and shot a gun when you were on earth, and you have been in the special forces for half a year. Playing with a small bomb is a trivial matter, and no one can blow yourself up.

But this group of boys who are so weak that tears well up in the corners of their eyes even when they run...

Maybe they will really treat these bombs as jelly beans and happily eat them, and then boomboomboom, a bunch of little flowers are blown up into fireworks, and the rare treasure of the Zerg, the little male, is extinct in his hands, and he becomes the whole Zerg of sinners.

I'm afraid I'm afraid!

Lan Ze immediately stuffed the can of jelly beans back into his schoolbag like lightning, and looked up to meet the watery eyes of the two little males, blinking and looking at him expectantly.

Out of the corner of his eye, three little male insects came bouncing over here with snack bags in their hands.

Lan Ze's scalp was numb, and a layer of white sweat emerged from his back. He frightened the little males with a serious expression: "That can of jelly beans is expired, and you will vomit and diarrhea after eating it, and you can't get out if you squat in the bathroom." coming!"

The two little males were dumbfounded, and the elegant-looking little male was holding his bag of dried fish, his gray eyes were full of bewilderment: "But the shelf life of jelly beans is at least 100 years, how did you get them?" Little jelly beans from 100 years ago."

Aozawa: "..."

The shelf life of the food provided by the Zerg for the cubs is very long. This is because the Zerg had a famine before, and there were incidents where the male cubs ate expired food and caused food poisoning. Jelly beans are the exclusive food for the cubs. , Shelf life up to 150 years.

As a small alien male, Aozawa never knew these common senses of life. After he was dazed, he started to talk nonsense: "Actually, I have a hobby of collecting expired food. I think the smell of rotten food is very delicious. The mold with green hairs looks like It's also very cute, it's a niche hobby, anyway, you must never touch that can of jelly beans, it will kill insects if you eat it!"

When the little males who rushed over heard that they would die, the snack bags in their hands were almost frightened. They covered their mouths and stared at Lan Ze's small pink schoolbag with wide eyes, and their eyes were full of horror.

Not getting Lan Ozawa's soft and cute dessert made the little males who pay attention to the sense of ceremony a little unhappy. They looked at him with pure and innocent eyes full of sadness, and even the little stars in their eyes dimmed.

In fact, no matter men, women, young or old, human, bug, male or female, masculine bully or weak chicken blue child, as long as they are cute to a certain extent, they will indeed make the hearts of insects sway, and the lethality is unimaginably huge.

A mouthful of old blood stuck in Lan Ze's chest, and he almost knelt down to these little males who only know how to hum.

Resisting the urge to vomit blood, he wiped the sweat from his brow to comfort the vulnerable boys: "How about bringing you a sack of jelly beans tomorrow and a big bag of lime-flavored potato chips."

Jelly beans and potato chips are limited by the females because they are not healthy. It is a great thing to get a sack of jelly beans and a large bag of potato chips!

A large group of little males trotted over immediately, hugging their snack bags and dessert baskets around Lan Ze, put their elaborate soft and cute dots on Lan Ze's table, and carefully pulled Lan Ze's sleeves Shaking, with a red face and stammering, he ordered tomorrow's snacks.

When a group of little milk cats surround you, meowing and wanting to eat ointment, can you say no to the balls of fluffy?

Aozawa had no choice but to nod sourly.

At this moment, he suddenly remembered the self who drove a small sports car, wore a peaked cap, wore an expensive leather jacket, and stepped on handsome little leather boots when he was a child.

The little sports car was custom-made by his father from Lamborghini. Originally, he wanted a tractor, but his scumbag father told him with a vicissitudes of life: "Dad can't do it!"

So he reluctantly gave up on the tractor, reluctantly got into the small convertible sports car, and followed a bunch of younger brothers who were rubbing against the car.

At that time, he was the coolest cub on the gai. Thinking about it now, it is really sad that the former kindergarten leader has been reduced to the current state.

After exchanging snacks and ordering tomorrow's jelly beans and French fries, the little males happily eliminated the snacks.

Only Lan Ze felt tired, his face showed sadness, his eyelashes curled up like a small brush and drooped sadly, he pulled out one eyelash and took a look, and found that his eyelashes had grown again, So sad, I ran to the bathroom to cut my eyelashes.

His mother has half of German blood, Lan Ze has perfectly inherited his mother's long eyelashes that grow like weeds, and they have been trimmed and trimmed for more than 20 years, but they are also drunk.

Facing the mirror in the bathroom, Lan Ze trimmed his eyelashes to an acceptable length. He wiped off the eyelashes that fell off his face, washed his face hastily, and walked out of Xiong's bathroom with big strides.

At the same time, the beautiful cub who loves cat's claw jellybeans blinked its rosy eyes, and lingered in front of Lan Ze's desk, refusing to leave.

Hey, I want to eat sweet little jelly beans!

It shouldn't matter if you only take one from the jar...

But Lan Xiaoze was not around, so it would be bad to take a jelly bean without asking him.

But I gave Lan Xiaoze my favorite cat's claw candy and the most beautiful strawberry in the basket. He was afraid that I would spoil my health and would not let me eat expired jelly beans, but I can take one secretly yes...

The little male worm had his own consciousness in his hand, he reached for Aozawa's little pink schoolbag, and took out the can of colorful jelly beans. .

He opened the top lid, picked out a small pink jelly bean, and blinked his eyes to put it in his mouth.

Just when the jelly bean was only 1 mile away from the little male's mouth, Aozawa walked into the classroom after cutting his eyelashes.

In the blink of an eye, Lan Ze ran forward with a [-]-meter sprint and knocked away the miniature bomb in the little male's hand.

The little pink jelly bean jumped into the sky, Lan Ze waved the little pink schoolbag and knocked the little jelly bean out of the window.

Two seconds later, there was a deafening loud noise from outside the window. After a burst of flames, dust and smoke rose everywhere, and a big hole was blown out of the playground.

Before Lan Ze arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief. The frightened little male hugged his arm tremblingly. He threw the jar of jelly beans in his hand to the ground in panic. The colorful little jelly beans It fell to the ground with a crash.

The sound was even more exciting than the sound of a bomb exploding.

If this kind of miniature bomb falls to the ground from a height of about one meter, it will not explode immediately. This is to prevent accidental injury. However, these bombs will explode five minutes after landing, and the entire teaching building will be razed to the ground.

"These jelly beans are bombs, they will explode in 5 minutes, get out of here quickly!" Lan Ze yelled this sentence in the loudest voice, his throat was about to be torn.

He immediately sounded the alarm, and at the same time he popped out his extremely beautiful wings and began to pick up the miniature bombs on the ground with lightning speed and throw them out of the window.

It was too late at his speed within 5 minutes, he was so confident, but after a second his confident and calm expression cracked on his face.

Not only did the group of little males not leave, but they were also very excited to pick up the jelly bean bombs on the ground and throw them out of the window like Lan Ze.

"Wow, exploding candy!"

"What a new type of game this is!"

"Is there a new way to open Ruan Meng Xiao Dian?"

"It's really interesting!"

Aozawa: "..."

He is so hard!