I live on Zerg

Before he became the anchor of the wilderness, Lan Ze’s food was still very elegant, and he had a lot of things every day, so he must eat the freshest fruit. After a few days, he would not move a bite, and he would eat all kinds of green onions, ginger and garlic. If you don’t eat it, you only eat a fixed portion of beef, you only eat special chicken breast, and you only drink those expensive brands of water in your daily life. The annual water bill is huge.

But since he made a mistake as a wilderness anchor, he has never been hypocritical. He finally knows how hard-won food is. Since then, his appetite has become particularly good. Even a dry steamed bun with mineral water It can also be eaten with relish.

Especially when he saw the meaty bones, Lan Ye's crazy eating appearance that was ridiculed by fans was online again. Although he was not in the wilderness at this time, he was much more restrained than before, but the fierceness like a hungry tiger still made all the females The bugs dropped their jaws in shock.

Zai Zai, you eat so fiercely, do you know it in a daze?

Are you sure you haven't been subjected to non-worm abuse before?

It's been 9102 years and there are still males so hungry?

Won't the consciences of those guys from the Male Bug Conservation Society hurt?

The beef bone stick is longer than the forearm of the little worm, and the live ball adopts a very clever shooting method. The camera is very close to the food and far away from the anchor, which will give people a feeling that the food is very large Visual perception, it’s like beauties always hide their faces as far back as possible when taking pictures together, because the face of the one closest to the camera looks the biggest.

Lan Ze suddenly tore off a big mouthful of meat. The interstellar beef was very, very tender. Lan Ze chewed with puffed cheeks. The sound of chewing was very obvious after the live ball processing.

He swallowed the meat in his mouth, gave a thumbs up to the camera, and said with a satisfied face: "Hey, friends, this is definitely the best meat I have ever eaten. Although the bone stick is very cooked, but The meat is not old at all. I added some black pepper and lemon juice to relieve the greasiness when roasting. I also added a bag of spices for interstellar bone sticks. Now my mouth is full of delicious roast meat. You can’t imagine Feeling this way, if you eat such a barbecue meal in the wild mountains, it will be very satisfying!"

Lan Ze wiped his mouth with a facial tissue, and then gnawed down a large amount of meat. His face was already fat as a baby, but now he was chewing beef quickly with his bulging cheeks, just like the little hamsters on the earth. Same.

A 40-centimeter-long bone was quickly gnawed clean by him. The live broadcast gave a close-up of the bone stick, and the female insects watching the live broadcast couldn't help swallowing.

"My God, is Lanze poisoning? I look at the nutritional supplements in the refrigerator and have no appetite!"

"This speed, Aozawa cutie, tell me you haven't eaten for a few days!!"

"I just went to get a nutrient to appease my empty stomach, but a bone stick was eaten by Zeze???"

Lan Ze wiped his mouth with a facial tissue again, waved the bone stick and said happily: "A beef bone stick doesn't actually have much meat, and what tastes better than meat is beef bone marrow. The hot bone marrow is served with white rice. Absolutely delicious."

"When roasting beef bones, I also added a little plum. A plum is as big as a fist, which can relieve the greasy. Sometimes in the wilderness, there is no edible salt, so I pick some wild plums and spread them on the barbecue. It feels so delicious! "

Seeing the cubs explaining with a serious face while holding a huge ox bone stick, the hearts of the females all softened.

"How could a cutie go to the wilderness? It doesn't exist!"

"Just look at Zai Zai talking nonsense here in a serious manner."

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Lan Ze was gnawing on the bone marrow with his head down, otherwise he would have jumped to his feet in anger when he saw these barrages, he gnawed off the meat on the beef bone stick like a whirlwind, and began to dig out the beef bone marrow with a long-handled small spoon, steaming hot The soaked bone marrow was sprinkled on the snow-white rice, and the females watching the live broadcast swallowed the saliva secreted in their mouths involuntarily.

Lan Ze took two chopsticks to fully stir the bone marrow and rice, took a big bite, and then said intoxicatedly: "It's so delicious, it's really delicious, the bone marrow is very, very tender, and it's not greasy at all. I think it's delicious. Next time you can put more lemon and plums when roasting beef bones, I like this flavor better, it’s really satisfying, let me tell you!”

He put his head down to eat, and put a spoonful of bone marrow into his mouth from time to time. He ate unrestrainedly in front of the live broadcast camera, as if he had been hungry for hundreds of years.

After eating half a bowl of rice, he picked up another beef bone and continued to chew on it.

Lan Ze's fan leader, Hitt, was watching the live broadcast while drinking nutritional supplements, with an unhappy expression on his face. He sat in a bedroom that was bigger than a football field, turned on the smart home system irritably, and directly put the nutritional supplement bottle Throwing it aside, he shouted at the housekeeper: "Bake me a hundred beef bone sticks! Hurry up! Hurry up! Another ten catties of rice!"

The housekeeper bug opened the Interstellar Hotel like lightning, and began to quickly order food.

Those new females found that this young male was really eating and drinking all the time. Except for interacting with the audience, he was always eating and eating, eating beef bones, beef bone marrow, and white rice mixed with beef bone marrow. , and drank a sip of hawthorn soup happily.

Some veteran drivers launched a barrage full of doubts.

"Is it true that you eat all the time? Don't you sing or dance?"

"That's right, shouldn't he just take two bites and put it aside? Why does he keep eating? Doesn't he act like a baby and ask for a reward?"

"After eating, you take off your shirt and start dancing, right?"

As soon as the words fell, more than a dozen interstellar warships flew past the live broadcast room in a very impressive manner, and the gorgeous light almost blinded the eyes of insects.

"Hichtt——I was fascinated by seeing Lanze cutie eating, and I forgot to reward, I am really forgetful as a bastard!"

"The king of soldiers and insects rewarded the anchor with an interstellar warship—let Lan Ze cutie act like a baby to you? Are you dreaming of Nima's spring and autumn dream?"

"Sen Sensen rewards the anchor with ten interstellar battleships—my cub wants to reward and still has to act like a baby with me? He doesn't do anything, and the old father still wants to reward every day!

Lan Ze thanked the beef bone while gnawing on it. Later, the gifts became more and more overwhelming, so he simply concentrated on eating.

It is very easy to be a food broadcast.

After he eliminated three ox bone sticks, he picked up the fourth one with his little paws, and just now exposed his fangs to the bone sticks, the live broadcast room was full of barrage telling him not to continue eating .

"Baby is so small, you can't eat too much!"

"Yes, yes, if you need a reward, you can give it a reward. Don't eat any more, your belly will burst!"

"I'll feel bad if I eat any more, you're just a baby, don't let life explode your belly!"

"I'll give you, I'll give you all the tips, be good, just eat three, okay?"

Lan Ze, who felt that he was only [-]% full: "..."

He looked at the barrage of water, and silently put down the ox bone stick.

While eating and broadcasting live, only 40 minutes have passed. Today’s live broadcast usually lasts for an hour and a half, and the rest of the time can’t be awkward chatting. Although Kuhn said that he can live broadcast and boiled water, but right now he has a mouthful of hawthorn juice. The female insects watching the live broadcast were all yelling, as if they were afraid that he would be stuffed to death in the next second.

Lan Ze had to find another way and started making avocado ice cream.

"Don't worry, I just made it and I will never eat it," he said to the live broadcast room holding a baby safety saw wrapped in pink rubber.

As for why you are holding a chainsaw, you can tell by looking at this avocado with a diameter of 1.5 meters. The shell of such a big guy is quite hard, and it takes a few hard blows with a big stone to break it open.

Lan Ze referred to the tutorial and made the ice cream quite successfully. After finishing, he handed the avocado ice cream to Chu Ran, his eyes were full of embarrassment, and his whole body said: come and praise me!Come and praise me!

Chu Ran took a bite with a small spoon, and highly praised the cub's labor achievements, and swallowed the ice cream into his stomach in two or three mouthfuls.

The one-and-a-half-hour live broadcast quickly passed. After saying goodbye to the audience, he turned off the live broadcast and started jogging around the house.

In the next month, Lan Ze ate grilled lamb chops, two roast ducks, a suckling pig, a king crab, two large plates of sashimi, etc. in the live broadcast room.

Chibo is a relatively innovative live broadcast among interstellar live broadcast programs. He became a ninth-level gold anchor within a week, and he was only one level away from reaching the diamond level. It can be regarded as a complete small hit.

The wound on his back had completely healed at this time, and two pink wings grew out of his back one night when he had eaten too much and couldn't sleep.

Lan Ze grabbed the wings with a dark face, and asked Chu Ran: "Didn't you disguise me as a cabbage butterfly? Why are the wings that grow pink?"

Chu Ran frowned slightly, as if he was puzzled by the question he asked: "The cabbage butterfly is a pink butterfly that likes to eat vegetables, and its wings are of course pink."

Aozawa: "..."

This vegetable vermicelli is not that vegetable vermicelli, it is really a sea of ​​change.

Chu Ran touched the pink wings, and said in a regretful tone: "The blue wings are more suitable for you, but the genes of the cabbage butterfly are easier to disguise, otherwise I will disguise you as a cabbage butterfly."

Lan Ze resentfully put away his pink wings. So far, his first metamorphosis has been completed, and he will go to the insect registration management office to register his genes.

Before registering the genes, a somewhat troublesome thing happened.

Because Lan Ze's eating and broadcasting became a real hit on Flash Star TV, some males began to follow him, but these males did not exercise much, and their appetite was naturally very small.

The biggest highlight of eating and broadcasting is eating. Not only do you have to eat a lot, but you also have to eat deliciously, and each live broadcast lasts at least one hour, which means that the males have to eat a lot of food.

But interstellar males are not physically capable of digesting these foods.

So a group called 'rabbits' began to rise quietly.

The well-known Suxue anchor of Shining Star TV is a member of this group. He is one of the most popular eating and broadcasting recently. The amount of food he eats is very shocking for males, and his body is still thin and emaciated without any growth. Fat signs.

At the beginning, he said that he would exercise after eating, and that he would not gain weight by eating, but in yesterday's live broadcast of eating and broadcasting, the females spotted two inconspicuous wounds on his fingers.

This may cause scars when forced to vomit.

As a result, the group of rabbits began to receive widespread attention from interstellar females, and the popularity of matters related to males will always continue to increase.

So this matter continued to ferment, and Lan Ze, who was the first to create a food and broadcast program in Interstellar, became the focus of this matter.

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