I live on Zerg

His saliva drools his abs, and even his own hair is a little wet from his saliva.

Lan Ze glanced at Chu Ran secretly, and found that Chu Ran was still sleeping, so he immediately wiped Chu Ran's wet abdominal muscles carefully with his sleeve in a guilty conscience.

He must not find out, otherwise he will really lose his life!

But after he came to the Zerg, things always backfired. He desperately prayed in his heart that Chu Ran would stop his hairline, but after wiping him a few times, a hand suddenly grabbed his wrist, and Chu Ran sat up from the bed while holding his upper body. A strong arm hugged the cub's slender waist, the gray eyes were dark, and the voice was slightly hoarse: "What are you doing so early in the morning?"

Lan Ze's body froze, and he looked at him with a stiff neck.

The almond-like round eyes are very cute when they are rounded. The two big amber eyes are crystal clear, and the two bright little spots of light jump around in the eyes, which looks indescribably cute.

But all of this is an illusion. God gave this little male a top-notch gene sequence, a powerful racial talent, a mysterious origin, and the cutest face, but he didn't give him a gentle and quiet personality. It is the most painful little bug in the universe.

Chu Ran looked at Lan Ze's harmless bun face, then looked down at his drooling abdominal muscles, and then at the cub who was rarely quiet. There was still something he didn't understand.

"I ate three cans of nutrition cans yesterday, and my mouth will water due to indigestion. Don't be greedy in the future, remember?"

Lan Ze responded from his nose, and walked to the bathroom resentfully.

But within a day, the two thin wounds on his back have begun to heal quickly, and it may take another three to five days for his back to return to its original state.

After the two worms had breakfast, Chu Ran fed Lan Ze big hawthorn pills, and was about to rub Lan Ze's stomach to help him digest the food. Just as he put his hand on it, his personal terminal received a message.

This message came from Lanze's economic bug Kuhn. As a small fire anchor, the messages from the audience in the live broadcast room almost overwhelmed his terminal during the two months when he disappeared.

As soon as it heard the news of Lan Ze's awakening, the worm immediately rushed to the ground at the speed of light, and almost rushed into Lan Ze's yard with the shuttle.

"I beg you, my dear, hurry up and broadcast something, even if you drink boiled water, if you don't show up again, those female insects will really go crazy!"

Kuhn burst into tears, crying blood every word, making Lan Ze feel that it would be a heinous crime if he did not live broadcast anymore.

"Okay, okay, don't worry, I will broadcast live today, definitely live broadcast! Definitely live broadcast!"

After Lan Ze vowed, when he turned his head, he saw Chu Ran's cloudy face. Before he could speak, Lan Ze knew what he was going to say, so he said immediately: "Don't worry, I won't take my body Just kidding, and I don’t have enough physical strength right now.”

A worm will always find ten thousand reasons for wanting to do something.

Chu Ran shook his head slightly, took out a can of spray from his pocket and walked to Lan Ze: "It's time to apply medicine to your wound."

Lan Ze turned around, turned his back to him, Chu Ran lifted up his clothes, and sprayed the liquid medicine on the wounds like two red lines.

During the process of applying the medicine, he suddenly found that the cub's shoulder blades and waistline were very beautiful. Although his waist was much thinner than the female's, it had smooth muscle lines without any excess fat.

The snow-white slender waist has a beautiful and fragile curvature, which makes Chong have an urge to hold this waist in his arms and crush it.

As soon as a small sprout of this thought emerged, Chu Ran's hand holding the medicine bottle shook slightly.

Strange, why would he think about this?

Lan Ze is still so young, just a little cub.

Chu Ran silently pursed his lower lip, his sculpture-like face became more tense, his long and narrow eyes narrowed slightly, giving Chong a very dangerous feeling.

Lan Ze turned his back to Chu Ran and fiddled with the live broadcast ball in his hand. After much deliberation, he couldn't decide what to broadcast. He used to be a well-known wilderness anchor and hobby of extreme sports, and he mainly focused on these two kinds of content during the live broadcast.

But here, his live broadcast content is subject to some artificial restrictions, and now his body is relatively weak, so it is not easy to exercise vigorously.

After thinking about it for a while, Lan Ze remembered the food and broadcasting that was once popular on the earth. As the saying goes, food is the most important thing for people. Food and broadcasting programs are popular all over China. I've seen it a couple of times.

Eating and broadcasting is indeed an industry with low barriers to entry. It doesn’t require appearance, figure, various talents, and it’s not like survival in the wilderness requires excellent knowledge and technology. As long as you can eat, you can attract audiences. , earn enough money.

Chu Ran's face softened when he heard that he was going to eat live.

Lan Ze modified his push bar an hour in advance, and changed the background of blue sky and white clouds with black cartoon fonts - have you eaten today?Let's eat with anchor Lan Ze~

Interstellar live broadcast platforms all require real names, which is really bug-like.

For some reason, Kuhn, the economic bug, made Lanze a cover recommendation that lasted half an hour. As long as you click on Xingxing TV during this time period, the female bugs will see the phrase "Have you eaten today? Come on Let's eat with anchor Lan Ze~"

Lan Ze is not very popular in Xingxing TV, at best he is a small anchor. The female insects who watched the live broadcast and suddenly saw the cover recommendation, all clicked in with curiosity.

After clicking in, the females saw a dark live broadcast room, obviously the host hadn't broadcast live yet.

But this live broadcast room was not deserted at all. Instead, there were many bullet screens with various expressions playing in the live broadcast room.

"It's been two months, Zeze's push bar has finally been updated, and the old father is crying with joy!"

"Zai Zai will start the live broadcast in an hour, I will wait here, I will not leave unless Zai Zai comes!"

"After two long-awaited months, the cub who left home finally returned [crying] [crying]"

The new female insects expressed 12 contempt for the female insects who sent out these barrages. A large part of the live broadcasts these days are camp insects. Although the male insects of the camp insects are some very beautiful, they can't hide it Their inferior genes.

When they saw a powerful same-sex female being so obsessed with an inferior male, they deeply felt that these females were really ashamed, so many discordant voices appeared in the harmonious barrage.

"Hehe, can a worm bewitch you like this?"

"I'm ashamed of you for playing with things and losing my mind."

"Lick worms, lick worms until nothing is left"

As soon as these war-leading barrages appeared, the dark broadcast room quickly boiled up, and a fierce scolding war broke out between the two sides in an instant.

"You bastard is ashamed of a hammer, you can't kill me with a hammer."

"I am happy, do you have any objections?"

"It doesn't matter what kind of bug Lan Ze is, the high-level and low-level Laozi just care about him, he will always be my son!"

"Yes, even if Zeze is a campworm, he is still my son, and I will always be his old father!"

There was a lot of noise in the live broadcast room. When Lan Ze excitedly prepared the food and turned on the live broadcast ball, he was instantly stunned by the secret numb barrage.

He looked at a bunch of barrages vying to be his old father, and the fork in his hand was almost thrown out by Lei.

After calming down for a few seconds, he looked away from the barrage, cleared his throat and greeted the camera: "Hi! Long time no see, do you miss me very much? "

As soon as the voice fell, countless colorful barrages burst out of the live broadcast room like bullets.

Those females who often watched Aozawa's live broadcast immediately noticed the changes in Aozawa.

Zai Zai is still the same Zai Zai, the cuteness is still the same, but the chubby cheeks have become firmer, the snow-white chin and the beautiful jaw line have become more clear, and the original pair of round eyes have also elongated and become It has round and lovely almond eyes, and its small and cute nose is more upright. Compared with other males, it has a little more heroism.

"My God, Aozawa cutie has grown up"

"It doesn't look obvious, but there are changes. Although she looks very cute now, judging from her facial features, I think Zeze will definitely be a little beauty in the future."

"Yes, yes, although she is very cute now, Zeze must be a typical beauty!"

Lan Ze glanced at the barrage twice, a little dumbfounded, and said helplessly: "What little beauty insects and beauty insect embryos, why do they feel weird coming out of your barrage, yes, I have indeed grown up, but today We don't talk about it."

The new females saw that the live broadcast male was actually just a tiny cub, and looked very cute, so they silently closed their mouths.

But some bugs began to sneer.

"Hehe, what else can these inferior males do besides singing and dancing?"

"Who wants to watch male worms eat, take a bite or two in a pretentious manner, and then start to get tired of showing flesh in their throats and posing every day."

"Such a small worm cub started live broadcasting? Is the life of the lowly male worm already so difficult?"

Lan Ze has always chosen to ignore these barrages. He smiled and turned his head to a large package of things wrapped in tin foil in front of the table, and said with a mysterious face: "Do you want to see what delicacies are inside?"

The bullet screens flew by, and the tone of each one was very doting: "Think about it, I really want to see what the cubs eat!"

Lan Ze snapped his fingers, and said in a childish voice: Well, meeting is a moment to witness delicious food! "

The tin foil was torn off, a milky white hot air came out of the tin foil, and a small crackling sound could be heard faintly inside, and four well-done beef bones sprinkled with spices were exposed, and the live broadcaster began to look for the best angle to shoot Gourmet and turned on the smart beauty system, and selected a special filter for gourmet.

Four 40cm grilled beef bones with excellent appearance appeared in the live broadcast room, and the aroma of the food could be smelled across the screen. The caramel-colored bone sticks were hung with steaming minced meat, and on the bones In the center, the bone marrow inside is constantly bubbling, making the worm's saliva also agitated.

Lan Ze in the live broadcast room put on his gloves, he didn't talk nonsense, he directly picked up a beef bone stick, tore off a big mouthful of meat with a flick of his head, and ate it very vigorously.

The females in the live broadcast room: "..."