I live on Zerg

"Is this what you said about a small pot and a little ingredients?"

Facing the problem of guardian bugs, Lan Ze remained silent for three seconds, but he was never a person who easily admits to intimidation. Although Chu Ran is a bug with a weight of 6 tons, in front of the great cause of live broadcast, everything is in vain. negligible.

So he raised his face, and irrationally said, "You can't hold a 6-ton worm for a 50kg small shrimp!"

"Little Xiami?" Chu Ran raised his tone.

The 'Little Shrimp' on the lawn was waving its huge pincers, which were as tall as Lan Ze, and the red and black shrimp pincers opened and closed, making a clanging sound.

This kind of Boston lobster is a creature that has survived from the ancient human period, but the size of these lobsters has long been different in hundreds of millions of years of evolution. Their pincers have become harder and more powerful, and the shell of the body is extremely hard. It also becomes more tender and delicious.

When the early Zergs could not change their anthropomorphic forms, the interstellar starvation once fell into a famine. In those cruel famine years, lobsters, creatures known as "mantises in the sea", once became the main food for females, so much so that the University of Boston Lobsters are currently on the verge of extinction, and they can basically continue to reproduce only by artificial breeding, so the price is very, very expensive. Each shrimp needs [-] star coins.

In addition, lobster is also very suitable for males to eat, but because the body of males is vulnerable, this kind of dangerous food will never be touched by males.

Of course, interstellar males will not let themselves come into contact with such aggressive creatures. They know how to protect themselves, and females will do everything they want to do. No precious male will On a whim, I bought a 3-meter-long Boston lobster and cooked it myself.

Seeing the upright look on the face of the little insect he raised, Chu Ran felt very complicated.

In his worm birth plan, he never planned to form a family, and he never planned to make a contribution to the reproduction of the zerg, but this worm cub that came out of nowhere completely changed and disrupted his plan.

Neither beating nor scolding, although he was very angry with Lan Ze's behavior, but he was just a little cub, he didn't understand anything, he didn't know anything, maybe he didn't know what this Boston lobster meant to him Very dangerous, after all, he is still so young, and his personality is too lively.

The live broadcast only showed Lan Ze and Lobster. Although Chu Ran was not in the shot, his voice was still heard by the females in the live broadcast room.

These females watched the family dispute in front of them, and each launched a barrage with relish:

"Catch the bag on the spot, get the stolen goods, I'm so fucking laughing"

"Large Rollover Scene 666"

"Xixite specially rewarded the anchor with an interstellar mothership—the bug crashed again today!"

"Insect Branch rewards Lan Ze's cute little hands that have nowhere to put them"

"Although I'm a little flustered, the baby is still stable. jpg"

"If I were Xiao Chong's guardian, Chong would die of rage, and I would definitely pick him up and give him a hard kiss!"

"He's still a bug, it's not his fault,"

"But if Xiao Chong cub asks you for a 3-meter-long lobster, and releases a small milk sound and tilting his head to kill, then the question arises, will you give it or not?"

"Don't go upstairs, this worm imagined that scene, hiss~ it really makes the worm's scalp tingle..."

"I might contract all the lobsters in the sea to Lan Ze cutie"

"If you love him, you have to contract a piece of sea for him and catch lobsters for your whole life 233333"

"A weak question, am I the only one who wonders what race a 6-ton worm is?"

The barrage floated across the light screen, Lan Ze coughed twice guiltyly, met Chu Ran's eyes, those indifferent and cold eyes made Lan Ze look away a little guilty, he lowered his head lacking in confidence, little milk The voice was weak, and it sounded aggrieved: "It's just a 50-kilogram shrimp with such a thick shell, but there isn't much meat inside..."

Chu Ran interrupted him before he finished speaking, and said coldly: "Enough for you for a week"

Aozawa: "......"

The two insects looked at each other, Chu Ran looked at Lan Ze, and Lan Ze looked at Chu Ran, Lan Ze was very troubled by this guardian insect who couldn't eat oil and salt.

How to convince a guardian bug whose weight reaches 6 tons not to eat oil and salt?

After some deep thinking, Lan Ze decided to adopt the strategy of crying and making troubles. Although it is a bit embarrassing, a man can bend and stretch. A man full of wisdom should be able to hold iron and be cute.

So he rubbed his neck twice, took a deep breath, rushed out and hugged Chu Ran's arm, he raised his head with great effort, and looked at Chu Ran innocently with those round puppy eyes wide open, The round rounded the arm and shook Chu Ran's arm vigorously and said aggrievedly: "You promised me, you can't say nothing."

"But you said you only want to buy a small pot and a little ingredients," the paralyzed general repeated again.

This sentence again...

Lan Ze puffed up his face and blew the hair hanging in front of his eyes angrily. The arrogant temper he had cultivated since he was a child came back again. He pointed to the shiny cauldron with one hand on his hip, and said very quickly: "This pot is very delicious. Is it big? It’s not big at all. It’s just a small iron pot with a diameter of 1.53 meters. It’s the smallest pot dedicated to cooking shrimp. As a 6-ton worm, this pot is even your little finger I can’t even stew it, where is it too big? Can you tell me where is it too big?”

A hand suddenly pinched the soft flesh on the back of Lan Ze's neck, Lan Ze raised his head after a jolt, under the bright sunlight, a tall man with a dark body was looking at him dangerously, his tone was also low Seriously, he asked the bewildered little insect under his palm, "Why, do you want to stew me?"

Aozawa: "...No, no, you are too big to cook in a pot"

The female insects in the live broadcast room didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and played the barrage solitaire with great interest:

"Big Bug"

"Can't cook in one pot"

“Need two grills”

"A secret recipe"

“A mildly spicy”

.........

Contrary to the fiery atmosphere in the live broadcast room, Lan Ze was as quiet as a chicken at this moment. Chu Ran was looking at him very seriously with his long and narrow eyes. With that delicate and soft skin, Chu Ran asked with some amusement in his heart: "Why, how many pots do you want to stew?"

The little worm shivered after being strangled by the big worm: "No, no, no, I didn't want to stew you, you won't be cooked..."

Chu Ran was almost laughed at by him. The worm is not a big one, but the ability of the worm is a set, and I don't know where such a small worm cultivated the ability of such a worm.

Seeing Xiao Chongzi's angry appearance, Chu Ran couldn't help but compromise in his heart: "Let's cook it, but it's not an example."

The angry little bug changed his face in a second, clenched his fists and made a gesture. His eyes were brighter than the sun, and he happily ran towards the lobster.

The live ball was flying around Lan Ze, and Lan Ze made a victory gesture to the camera: "Dear viewers, I can finally cook shrimp. I heard that the meat of this shrimp is very, very delicious. Friends who like me, please double-click The screen lights up the attention in the upper left corner."

A large wave of gifts flew across the live broadcast room with gorgeous special effects. There is no female bug in this world that can't be solved by cute little bugs. If there is one, then sell it again.

The three-meter-long lobster was put into the pot by the robot. Lan Ze stood in front of the pot and began to prepare the dipping sauce, while interacting with the females watching the live broadcast: "I usually like to eat shrimp with vinegar, sugar and ginger. Put some garlic sauce on it, how do you adjust the dipping sauce when you eat it?"

"Hecht rewarded the anchor with an interstellar mothership - I don't dip it in it, I always eat it raw"

"The worm shell rewards the anchor with a lollipop - I don't dip it in any sauce, it's the best to eat it raw, especially when the shrimp meat trembles in my mouth after the shrimp shell is crushed by me, it's super refreshing"

"Bobobobo loudly broadcast a lollipop - I'm so sour, I can't afford it at all"

"+1"

Lan Ze was stunned, he almost forgot that although these worms looked exactly like humans, they were not human at all.

He silently prepared the sauce, feeling a little sad for some reason, but the sadness was quickly washed away by a burst of delicious taste.

Zerg-style pressure cookers are definitely good at stewing shrimp. It takes only 5 minutes to stew such a large shrimp. aroma.

Lan Ze took a sip intoxicated: "Oh my god, that's the taste. I've never eaten a three-meter-long lobster. SORO helped me take it out."

A waterproof light beige tablecloth was spread on the lawn, and the bright red prawn was placed on it. Lan Ze rolled up his sleeves and began to shell, but he soon discovered that the shell of this prawn was harder than iron.

After hesitating for a few seconds, he turned his head and said to the robot, "SORO, bring me a chainsaw."

The author has something to say: the computer is completely useless, I typed out this chapter with difficulty on a tablet, the new computer is on the way, I hope it will come to me quickly

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